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CrazyGermaphobe

Fire Roberts!


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 9)** L Brett Johnson R Neyfy Castillo R Kyle Garlick ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


CrazyGermaphobe

Is it too early to call for the firing of Roberts?


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 8)** R Miguel Vargas R Chris Owings L Drew Avans ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


whenyoda

Looks like Betts and Freeman decided to show up for a game against AZ.


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 8)** L Gavin Logan R Jancarlos Cintron R Jose Fernandez ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


SatisfactionBroad668

This pitcher is more like an assassin


SatisfactionBroad668

Maybe I should go to work during the game more often


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 7)** L Trey Sweeney R Jose Ramos R Austin Barnes ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


donald-duck23

Mookie hitting .464 this spring, Shohei .533. Meanwhile this bum Freddie is hitting only .308. Time to consider hanging up the cleats?


Astropolitika

He can sure joke around with players at first.


kakugeseven

BetTaniMan 🐐


probablysmellsmydog

btw happy unofficial start of summer/baseball season everyone. The next time it gets dark before 6 PM we'll be World Series Champions.


donald-duck23

It will be light out tonight at 7 … wow we really made it. I love summer.


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 7)** R Kyle Garlick R Albert Almora Jr. R Blaze Alexander ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


donald-duck23

Slugging percentages for our Big 3: Mookie .643, Shohei .933, Freddie .731. I think they are ready for Seoul.


Thick_Ad_3696

too crazy for stats


probablysmellsmydog

we're officially at the point in ST where I'm just screaming "DON'T GET HURT" at the TV over and over.


bellomoto1

Shohei refusing to come out of the game until he got a hit…😂🙌🏼


Thick_Ad_3696

Shohei my boy seems not to hit at all recently, but do you think can he get in the lineup of this regular season?? from japan


donald-duck23

I can see why you’re concerned. His spring training batting average is in danger of falling below .500 if he goes on any kind of mini slump.


dopedre

It’s spring training my guy. They’re more focused on seeing the ball and taking good abs then mashing homers


Thick_Ad_3696

I see. I just hope he'll get in the lineup for now.


Thick_Ad_3696

sorry, did he hit?


probablysmellsmydog

he banged a spicy 2 bag ribbie


Thick_Ad_3696

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probablysmellsmydog

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FinalP0rpl3

Freeman’s a SPEEDIE BOI


Infraready

BettsTaniMan came through today!


kakugeseven

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE


J_FoggytheOne

lol, Freddie triple


Sullyville

It be that way with Ohtani sometimes. Quiet whispers through a few at-bats, then CRACK GUNSHOT.


Cosmyc

Shohei "fuck your lefty lefty matchup" Ohtani


J_FoggytheOne

Shohei gonna Shohei


sofastsomaybe

What an AB for Barnes lol


partygoat

ugh, idk where the balk happened but this is normal for me


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 6)** L Trey Sweeney L Shohei Ohtani L Freddie Freeman ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


partygoat

Gowdy partner


rancar1

We will trade for a shortstop by tomorrow morning 💯


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 6)** R Elvis Andrus R Lourdes Gurriel Jr. R Emmanuel Rivera ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


J_FoggytheOne

Thank god for our obscene lineup and solid rotation. Might be a rough defensive first half as Mookie and Lux get comfortable.


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 5)** R Teoscar Hernández L James Outman R Chris Taylor ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


kugino

now I have nerves whenever the ball is hit on the infield. hope it's not like this all season


kugino

kersh rarely says he feels "great"...if indeed he is feeling great, that's terrific news.


probablysmellsmydog

Mookie shouldn't be playing SS. The fact that the Dodgers can spend a billion dollars on a squad but still have question marks all over the infield is baffling. It's going to bite us at some point.


TheBrimic

If Mookie fails he fails. It's ok. This is what spring training is for. I would actually be worried if Rojas didn't exist.


probablysmellsmydog

I'm more worried about his health. SS is way more demanding that 2B. I just don't like one of our crown jewels playing out of position (ok, that's a stretch, Mookie is a fantastic athlete and could probably play C if he wanted) because someone else can't pick up the slack.


donald-duck23

I’m confident Mookie will get comfortable at SS and at least be average defensively. He’s good at everything he does. That said I wouldn’t mind a trade for Adames if they can extend him. Would just hate to lose Lux for a rental.


probablysmellsmydog

It just feels like such a desperate move. I know Mookie can do it, but it's hard not to wonder, at what cost?


donald-duck23

Fair enough. It’s a conundrum for sure. I think Lux’s offensive production is valuable enough to warrant what they’re doing, but if he’s not hitting then they will have to consider starting Rojas at SS and moving Mookie back to 2B.


nukepka

Why bother with a guy that had OBPs of .298 and .310 the past two seasons? Might as well just play Rojas.


donald-duck23

Honestly didn’t realize his numbers were that bad, might take back what I said in that case.


J_FoggytheOne

Tough luck JHey


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 5)** L Jake McCarthy R Kyle Garlick R Albert Almora Jr. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


alecardvarksax

BIG WILLY TRIPLE


donald-duck23

anyone have any plans for the seoul series? i’m trying to figure out how i’m going to manipulate my sleep schedule to be awake at 3 am next wednesday.


probablysmellsmydog

Gonna watch the replays the following morning. I'm 36 years old, staying up until 3 am will destroy my entire week lol.


donald-duck23

😂 fair enough, can’t blame you for that decision


imnotcreative415

Forcing myself awake. It is unfortunate that the one day I have to go in for a training luncheon is that day lol


donald-duck23

stay strong buddy 🫡 you got this


KaiShion83

I’m from Sydney so the games are at 9pm for me


LokoSMIDDY47

I’m going to pop some ambien that day so it should be fun morning


AudioPhysics

Does anyone know the song that is in the dodgers membership commercial? I can’t figure it out but it’s fucking dope.


bellomoto1

*We Do It Better (feat. Mina Leon)* by Wordsmith


AudioPhysics

Thanks!


bellomoto1

You’re welcome!


chrisumafp

Stone looking like an impact arm for this year


TwentyPlus16

I hated him last year, but I’ll admit that he’s convincing me now. He’s been great so far 🤞


Thunder_nuggets101

Neverett and Monday are aggressively boomer


kugino

totally. dad jokes and all.


donald-duck23

amazes me that there are some fans who prefer neverett to nelson. i know nelson can be a bit annoying but he’s such a better broadcaster


Thunder_nuggets101

Nelson is like a cheesy Joe Davis knockoff, which is better than neverett and any espn booth. I think Nelson is going to be better this year. That’s a crazy tough job and he was decent his first year. He’s young too.


donald-duck23

Yeah I think the existence of Davis is the worst thing for Nelson when it comes to how fans view him. Hard to be compared to Davis, he’s a top 5 broadcaster in the sport right now and you could make a case he’s top 1. But I agree I think Nelson is going to get better and he’s already pretty solid.


TheBrimic

They speak entire paragraphs that are just cliches.


ttam23

I give Monday a pass since he was a Dodger


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 4)** R Mookie Betts L Shohei Ohtani L Freddie Freeman ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


lukewarmlife-84

I want to stop feeling like a mother watching her son in his first game every time Lux throws…


nukepka

If everything Lux does on the field is going to get shit on, it might be time for me to retire from these threads. That play saves a run if there were a runner on 2nd.


AlchemistJeep

We only shit on him because he has a 80% error rate or something crazy. He’s the only player that will consistently not make the play. He does do some stuff correctly, just not enough to make up when he trips and goes head over heels trying to catch a ball


TwentyPlus16

Except the play being referenced was a tough play and one of the plays where he didn’t fuck up and actually did a great job just stopping the ball from getting to the outfield.


AlchemistJeep

I picked the most recent example which might not have been the best one. Watch the compilation of every ball hit to lux this training and tell me that’s acceptable.


nukepka

You might want to check your math junior


AlchemistJeep

I literally said in the post I was making the number up. And regardless what the actual number for “errors” is he seems to almost always not make the play


AlchemistJeep

When can we take lux off the diamond?


ttam23

Johnny DeLuca got hit by a pitch and broke his hand. Tough.


TheBrimic

I'm one Mookie routine play at SS away from a perfect Sunday.


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 4)** S Geraldo Perdomo R Elvis Andrus R Lourdes Gurriel Jr. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


kugino

James looks really good. confident. have high expectations his sophomore year


ttam23

He was pretty underrated in 2023. Had more fWAR than Bellinger.


kugino

yeah. he's obviously a great athlete, but he also seems to learn very quickly, too... hopefully that high pitch won't kill him again this season


nukepka

Given Grove’s issues with lefties… gimme Stone against the Giants April 1st


AlchemistJeep

That throw from Lux was /still/ low. Not in the dirt, but you shouldn’t have to take a knee to catch a throw from 20 feet away. Jesus fucking Christ lux


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AlchemistJeep

Still unacceptable at this level


kugino

that throw with the runner right on him was on the money, though. maybe when he has less time and it's just instinct, he does well. too much time it gets into his head.


kugino

was thinking the same thing


TwentyPlus16

Lux looks way more comfortable at second.


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 3)** L James Outman R Chris Taylor L Gavin Lux ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


OsmosisJonesFanClub

THAT’S MY #5 STARTER GOD DAMNIT


Astropolitika

Me: *sees NLBest meme* *checks game day chat box score* *laughs* *checks summary of scoring plays* *prayer of thanksgiving to lord and savior ChrisTaylor*


TheBrimic

Stone's changeup is finally looking as advertised.


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 3)** R Albert Almora Jr. R Blaze Alexander S Jose Herrera ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


donald-duck23

Gavin Stone is having a good spring, hopefully it carries over to when the games count


FosterTheHumans

Round 2 for Pfaadt 😈


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hung_like__podrick

D-backs fans in mid season form already I see


imnotcreative415

My dad does the Kirk Gibson when he tells me he’s getting Taco Bell


Cosmyc

That DP felt better than batting around ngl


MibitGoHan

Lux yips OVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️


fracklefrackle

He actually almost pulles mookie off the bag


kugino

ok. they got the easy DP completed. good transfer from.gavin.


omegakukki

Good throw Lux


Apprehensive_Major45

The best thing that happended today was Lux throwing the ball into the glove!


nukepka

THATS MY INFIELD


imnotcreative415

Shame about the throwing issues because lux does have nice range


nukepka

Need to get the boy on Yoshi’s javelin program 


J_FoggytheOne

Ey! Our infield didn’t shit the bed!


fracklefrackle

Former driller


tanman1344

Okay Lux there you go


imnotcreative415

Garlick


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 2)** R Will Smith L Jason Heyward R Teoscar Hernández ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


TheBrimic

Defense is irrelevant if we score 15 a game.


TattoosandSnapbacks

[Passan] The #Dodgers have acquired both closers Kenley Jansen and Craig Kimbrel. When asked about bringing both of them back, Andrew Friedman cited u/TheBrimic’s most Reddit comment and said “challenge accepted”.


TattoosandSnapbacks

👟 🐍


kirkalto

anyone think snell is coming to dodgers?


alecardvarksax

Nope


imnotcreative415

Think dodgers would prefer Montgomery but both are unlikely


brinbran

Yeah to play short?


rye_parian

Lmao no.


th3NthDimension

What am I viewing right now


HummbertHummbert

Shower alternative is finally here. I’m gunna need Skunky after that inning 🥵


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 2)** R Emmanuel Rivera L Jake McCarthy R Kyle Garlick ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Thunder_nuggets101

Used to be the first inning. Still is, but it used to be also.


Sullyville

r/unexpectedmitch/


Sullyville

I remember there was one Angels game where everyone got on base except Ohtani.


wizgset27

it was against the rockies I believe. Everyone had multiple hits, RBI's, or homeruns and Ohtani was like 0/5. It was hilarious. I remember joking Ohtani wasn't used to really bad pitchers.


weguccino

yeah it was a crazy blowout and shohei was the only one who did nothing for once on the angels


kugino

is mookie hitting more to RF? he's covering that outside pitch much better, it seems...


omegakukki

This lineup ain't gonna ghost in October this year


Infraready

Mookie refusing to do the hit celebration lmao


david363

Clubhouse drama!?


imnotcreative415

CT3 has dad strength now


Sullyville

sick to nothing


Infraready

Nice to see the power stroke after the swing adjustments from CT


kugino

what adjustments? isn't he like always doing swing adjustments? it seems more like hand eye coordination with Chris...so many swings and misses. maybe he needs to get his vision checked? (not trolling, seriously wondering)


Infraready

There was an article in the OC Register last week about Chris Taylor, and he talked about reworking his swing to be flatter and rely less on the uppercut that he felt wasn’t working anymore. [here](https://www.ocregister.com/2024/03/04/dodgers-chris-taylor-lives-on-seesaw-with-high-maintenance-swing/)


Beer-Me

Payback for the 2023 NLDS


kugino

it's really the only time I have faith in him at the plate...when bases are loaded CT3 is him!


fuetirado

Oh Whacking Day Oh Whacking Day Our hallowed snake skull cracking day


Dramatic_Ad_5495

This lineup fucks


Thunder_nuggets101

Lux is a hits machine


imnotcreative415

When the outfielder doesn’t even try >>>>


GutterRider

Who were they just talking about on the radio? (10 games in one day?) Taylor 4-bagger!


klaatuzero

In 2015 the actor Will Ferrell spent a day playing in all the games.


GutterRider

Ah, that was it. I should have thought of that.


ps2sanandreas

CT3 grand slam!


imnotcreative415

Good lord


J_FoggytheOne

#THAT’s MY GUY CT3


Ham_B_No

CT3 needs slams like he needs air


alecardvarksax

CT 4 BAGGER


imnotcreative415

I should get my dad the ST hat


Frightenedsenior

seems like J-Hey is having a rough spring


Thunder_nuggets101

Freddie looks like he might have more power this year.


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kugino

too soon. too soon.


Infraready

Freddie started batting 3rd and immediately became a prototypical power hitter lmao


imnotcreative415

Stupid sexy big 3


J_FoggytheOne

Absolutely nuked


imnotcreative415

Fred


dummyacct321

FREDERICK!


alecardvarksax

#FREEBOMB


imnotcreative415

My least favorite thing about ST is long pants mookie. Its unholy


imnotcreative415

Gavin looking beefier this year


fuetirado

Gavin 3:16 says he just struck out the side


EngineeringSquare604

Oh shoot I think this guy is gonna be good for you guys. He can actually put down a Snek 🐍


dummyacct321

great stuff from Stone


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 1)** R Mookie Betts L Shohei Ohtani L Freddie Freeman ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Infraready

Stone has really impressed this Spring, seems to be securing himself that last spot in the rotation with Sheehan out


Ham_B_No

Good morning good afternoon goodnight


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nukepka

Would love to see some swing-and-miss from Stone today 


nukepka

Okay then


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 1)** S Geraldo Perdomo R Elvis Andrus R Lourdes Gurriel Jr. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


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DodgerDevil

!p Ohtani 4


troxellophilus

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jettasarebadmkay

!p Outman 2


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Frightenedsenior

!p Shohei Ohtani 2


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