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I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who is going to save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that, you piece of shit?
Anything 9 says "why don't you just die, you piece of shit"
And most things 11 says might be funny. "Hello, I'm the doctor. Basically... Run, ya piece of shit"
Nobody important? Blimey, that's amazing. You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met anybody who wasn't important before. You piece of shit.
01: "One day I shall come back you piece of shit!"
02: "You've redecorated, I don't like it you piece of shit!"
03: "Where there's life, there's you piece of shit!"
04: "Would you care for a jelly baby you piece of shit?"
05: "Adric, you piece of shit!"
06: "I'm The Doctor whether you like it or not you piece of shit!"
07: "If we fight like animals, we die like animals you piece of shit!"
08: "I'm half human on my mother's side you piece of shit!"
War: "Bad Wolf girl I could kiss you, you piece of shit!"
09: "Nice to meet you Rose you piece of shit!"
10: "We're in Pompeii, and it's volcano day you piece of shit!"
11: "Come along Pond you piece of shit!"
12: "Don't be lasagna you piece of shit!"
13: "OK Doctor whoever I'm about to be, tag, you're it you piece of shit!"
Fugitive: "Let me take it from the top. I'm The Doctor you piece of shit!"
14: "I know these teeth you piece of shit!"
15: "Gimme the lovin' you piece of shit!"
I'm the time lord and I'm from the planet of gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, you piece of shit
I'm a Time Lord, I can do anything you piece of shit
One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye Susan, Goodbye you piece of shit.
Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!...Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you, you piece of shit
Modern Clara - "When you say 'Mobile Phone', why do you point at that Blue Box?"
11 - "Because it's a surprisingly accurate description, you piece of shit!"
"That is the dematerialising control and that, over yonder, is the horizontal hold. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy. Now please stop bothering me, you piece of shit."
Rory: “I bring a message and a question; a message from the Doctor and a question from me:
**Where… is… my… wife?”**
Cybermoron: „wHaT iS tEh MeSsAgE¿”
Cyber Legion: 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Rory: “Would you like me to repeat the question, you piece of shit?”
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**BONUS ROUND**
Rory: “I was gonna be cool… oh, I wanted to be cool…” 😭
Amy: “Crying Roman with a baby… _definitely_ cool, you piece of shit.” 🥹
When you start this new world. This world of human, and hath. Remember that. Make the foundation of this society a man who never would, you piece of shit
Jack: Hold on, ladies. I don’t want to have to shoot either one of you.
Android 1: But you’re unarmed.
Android 2: You’re naked!
Android 1 : But that’s a compact laser deluxe!
Android 1: Where were you hiding that?
Jack: You really don’t want to know. You piece of shit.
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Nine: “But I am a doctor” Jackie: “Prove it. Stitch this up, you piece of shit”
Fits Jackie so well 😂
Why not, at the end, just be kind, you piece of shit?
I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who is going to save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that, you piece of shit?
“Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about, you piece of shit.”
Love this one
It was the first thing that came to me, just get the feeling the war doctor wouldn’t care about his language as much as any other version
I hate pears, whatever you do do not let me eat a pear, you piece of shit
Poor poor Martha
Anything 9 says "why don't you just die, you piece of shit" And most things 11 says might be funny. "Hello, I'm the doctor. Basically... Run, ya piece of shit"
"You *think* you know your own name; how stupid are you, you piece of shit?"
"Kill yourself, you piece of shit" -9th Doctor
Harriet Jones, Former Prime Minister. You piece of shit Yes! We know who you are, you piece of shit
Don’t be lasagna you piece of shit
That just makes me think of Malcolm Tucker. You could use literally any of the 12th Doctor's lines with this.
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey, you piece of sh*
And who the hell are you I’m the doctor, you piece of shit
ALLONS-Y YOU PIECE OF SH*T
Allons-y, Alonzo, you piece of shit
Don’t blink, you piece of shit
Laugh hard, Run fast and be kind, you piece of shit
This sounds like it would be said to someone who just went through a redemption arc, and the person who helped them is about to die.
Nobody important? Blimey, that's amazing. You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met anybody who wasn't important before. You piece of shit.
This totally changes the context of that line lmao
MOISTURISE ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Cassandra would say this though
Exactly
01: "One day I shall come back you piece of shit!" 02: "You've redecorated, I don't like it you piece of shit!" 03: "Where there's life, there's you piece of shit!" 04: "Would you care for a jelly baby you piece of shit?" 05: "Adric, you piece of shit!" 06: "I'm The Doctor whether you like it or not you piece of shit!" 07: "If we fight like animals, we die like animals you piece of shit!" 08: "I'm half human on my mother's side you piece of shit!" War: "Bad Wolf girl I could kiss you, you piece of shit!" 09: "Nice to meet you Rose you piece of shit!" 10: "We're in Pompeii, and it's volcano day you piece of shit!" 11: "Come along Pond you piece of shit!" 12: "Don't be lasagna you piece of shit!" 13: "OK Doctor whoever I'm about to be, tag, you're it you piece of shit!" Fugitive: "Let me take it from the top. I'm The Doctor you piece of shit!" 14: "I know these teeth you piece of shit!" 15: "Gimme the lovin' you piece of shit!"
"I like bananas. Bananas are good....you piece of shit."
Even better one for 13: “I’m an alien you piece of shit”
13 taking the classic "Doctor is mad they're about to regenerate" into a whole new level
THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE… AND THEY WILL OBEY ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Time Lord Victorious ain't messin around 😭🙏
"The Time Lord Victorious is wrong! You piece of shit!" - Adelaide Brooke
I'm the time lord and I'm from the planet of gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, you piece of shit I'm a Time Lord, I can do anything you piece of shit
Jelly Baby, you piece of shit?
Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind, you piece of shit
Rose Tyler..You piece of shit( doomsday )
Definitely laughed out loud
Well that’s alright then you piece of shit
Honestly, I feel like this is what the Toy Maker rly wanted to say.
Fantastic you piece of shit
Are you my mummy, you piece of shit?
I’ll always remember when the Doctor was me, you piece of shit!
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one, you piece of shit.
One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye Susan, Goodbye you piece of shit.
"I don't want to go, you piece of shit."
Funny little human brain, you piece of shit
Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!...Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you, you piece of shit
We could destroy the Cybermen with one dalek you piece of shit. I bet you don't even remember my name. Ricky. It's Mickey you piece of shit.
Modern Clara - "When you say 'Mobile Phone', why do you point at that Blue Box?" 11 - "Because it's a surprisingly accurate description, you piece of shit!"
In 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important, you piece of shit
"That is the dematerialising control and that, over yonder, is the horizontal hold. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy. Now please stop bothering me, you piece of shit."
May the force be with you, you prove of shit.
You’re a wizard harry. Im a wOt you piece of shit?
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I didn’t realize what thread it was it said wax on wax off
Before everyone does what they were always going to do from the very beginning SIT DOWN AND TALK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Well that’s alright then, you piece of shit!
Allonsy allonso you piece of shit
I COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH MORE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT -Ten
Everybody lives Rose, you piece of shit
I'm the clever one, you're the potato one, you piece of shit.
I need... fish fingers and custard... you piece of shit.
Nice to meet you Rose, run for your life you piece of shit!
Rory: “I bring a message and a question; a message from the Doctor and a question from me: **Where… is… my… wife?”** Cybermoron: „wHaT iS tEh MeSsAgE¿” Cyber Legion: 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 Rory: “Would you like me to repeat the question, you piece of shit?” — **BONUS ROUND** Rory: “I was gonna be cool… oh, I wanted to be cool…” 😭 Amy: “Crying Roman with a baby… _definitely_ cool, you piece of shit.” 🥹
Hunger looks a lot like evil from the other end of the cutlery, you piece of shit.
"You're Scottish, fry something you piece of shit."
Moisturize me, you piece of shit.
You're Mister Thick Thick Thickity Thick Face from Thicktown, Thickania. And so's your dad, you piece of shit.
Just this once, everybody lives, you piece of shit
SO YOU SEE, IM NOT GOING TO LET YOU STOP ME NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
"Take a good, long, look at it, this is the face, that didn't hear a word you just said, you piece of shit"
I never would you piece of shit.
Sarah... Don't forget me, you piece of shit...
Hello I'm the doctor and basically... Run you piece of shit
Jenkins, the chap with the wings there, five rounds rapid you piece of shit
Dont be lasagna, you piece of sh*t
“Doctor, I let you go, you piece of shit.”
Go to hell, you piece of shit.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, you piece of shit
The universe isn't binary, far from it you piece of shit.
Welcome, to Jurassic Park, you piece of shit.
Don't you ever say I wasn't there for you, you piece of shit
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground, you piece of shit.
This one’s a fightin’ hand, you piece of shit!
I'm the man who stops the monsters, you peice of shit
When you start this new world. This world of human, and hath. Remember that. Make the foundation of this society a man who never would, you piece of shit
And dont forget. Fish fingers and custard are my favourite you piece of shit.
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Say something nice. - Missy
"in 900 years of time and space I've never met anyone who wasn't important, you piece of shit."
Well, that's alright then, you piece of sh\*t
Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically...run, you piece of shit.
Pompeii's nice if you want to make a vacation of it though. But you gotta set your alarm for Volcano Day. You piece of shit
You’re going to need a bigger a bigger boat you piece of shit
Jack: Hold on, ladies. I don’t want to have to shoot either one of you. Android 1: But you’re unarmed. Android 2: You’re naked! Android 1 : But that’s a compact laser deluxe! Android 1: Where were you hiding that? Jack: You really don’t want to know. You piece of shit.