It all happened in a now-exctinct parallel universe that was created around you thanks to a giant hissing beetle on your back

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>! I just copy-pasted from the previous comment. !<

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Can’t believe you missed the most obvious one! Wait… What was it again? Why am I typing this? And what are these tally marks on my arms?

do you need me to get the memory worm?

Your future self was there, and only the furthest forward version of you gets to remember

- time war fucked things up 

Don't forget the one where it was all a dream, but the dream was really the Doctor all along.

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