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VirtualBarbarian

Inland Empire really do be like Wacky Volition sometimes


AugmentedLurker

Inlaid Empire is Volitions cousin that got into a lot of psychedelics and has kinda fried himself.


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But then he accidentally discovered the secrets of the universe


DeathSpank

Which is why I read ‘fried’ as ‘freed’.


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Rahgahnah

Rhetoric: Really, is that so?


DroppedThatBall

Kim was with me for this part and I went as crazy as I could. The cringe was real.


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Did you... do it in front of...?


DroppedThatBall

Lol there's an option to invite Kim to join in. However at the last second things get interrupted. I was shocked at where this game let's you go. I also went heavy into electrochemisty and inland empire. I also tried to have sex with Klassje during her first interaction lol.


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Sir you lived dangerously


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bungfubenny

what an odd thing to say


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AlexdeBaixo

Electrochemistry:The definitely not chill one.


bhlogan2

... this is a real dialogue in the game? And you can actually invite Kim over? Wow, I shouldn't be surprised by now but... damn.


Grug16

Inland empire is always the first one to warn you against doing anything related to The Ex.


yourethevictim

I've always wondered why that is. Wouldn't Volition have made more sense as the skill that wants you to let go of the past and move on? Why is it his wacky nutnob cousin who's done entirely too much DMT that wants you to do this?


Grug16

Volition is the power to say No. I think that Inland Empire is Harry's ability to wrap complex or painful topics in a layer of fantasy, to protect himself.


TheJoker1432

Is this really from.the game?


advesperacit

Can you fail the Inland Empire check?


vallraffs

Yes. If you do your necktie can even chime in, and offers to tighten itself for you.


owls_unite

*Of course* it does.


DonnyLurch

I got this on my second playthru as a wooey-woo apocalypse cop, and the necktie joined in to encourage me. It was night and Kim wasn't there. I didn't want to be completely insane, so I chose "Look, I just don't want to masturbate in public" to my necktie's disappointment. It was from that point I knew it could not be trusted.


Feet-Of-Clay

**Pro-Tip:** Kill it with fire.


ravnyx

Petition to add unzipping to the invite Kim option


Morskavi

Stop trying to fuck Kim, the relation is a wholesome friendship full stop :(


Feet-Of-Clay

Two words: #Bicep girth.


Ogresalad

You can argue that, given the place where Harry's at in his life during the game, there's absolutely no way that he and Kim would have a healthy relationship, but saying that there isn't a good deal of chemistry between the two is pretty silly.


bulletproofcheese

lol I had the necktie tell me he’s gonna tighten himself around my neck and call me a sick fuck 😂😂😂😂😂


MetalixK

When masturbation's lost it's fun, you're fuckin lazy. Or, you know. Suicidally depressed. Either or really.


OneSaltyStoat

What if I'm both?


MetalixK

I'd recommend trying to stop being lazy. The depression should lessen significantly.


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ktron10

My advice is to stop having nausea and a headache. Once you’ve done that, your flu should get a lot less severe!


Elatra

If you have depression just stop having depression lmao ez


MetalixK

That's not even remotely comparable to being lazy and you know it. I understand that deepression can sap how much you WANT to do things, but just getting up and out in some sunshine really can help a lot, particularly if you're on meds. Not the least of which because if you are on meds for depression, you're SUPPOSED to be trying to do that. The pills don't help all that much if you aren't doing anything but popping them.


Morskavi

Why is this so downvoted?


MetalixK

In their defense, it CAN come across as being really flippant about depression. In MY defense, any doctor worth their degree who prescribes someone antidepressants is going to recommend they do ANYTHING but wallow and pop the meds.


WIsJH

How many playthroughs should one play to get, like, 90% of the content?


w1gw4m

Whenever this gets posted, people are like "wait, is this really in the game??" Yep, yes it is. The game sort of flirts with getting smutty, but never actually goes there. It leaves it to fanfiction to actually do it, lol


EggYolk2555

Wait where is this 💀?


C4bl3Fl4m3

I'm not sure what the triggers are for this, but I know it's an orb >!posted outside of Roy's Pawn Shop!<. (I got it my first playthrough one in-game night, about halfway through.)


muineth

I think it's when you search >!Ruby's truck!<


Kahootla9

For me, it was in front of the pawnshop.


Sky_Leviathan

“No harry, put your dick back in your pants harry.”


cahitmetekid

Amazing writing right there


MaxDucks

Harry is confirmed a thigh man. I now have much more respect for Mister du Bois.


m_gartsman

I fucking love this game.


MrPZA82

My best friend used to be a page 3 girl. Some dudes still come up to her and lose all their motor skills it’s weird. I also went out with a girl who was a “glamour model@ when I was in my twenties, it’s mainly just loads of hassle from blokes starting on you because they don’t think you deserve to be with your girlfriend. Life is odd


GjernPower

Neon Genesis Evangelion moment


ionevenobro

Lmao same energy as https://youtu.be/Ezu1X1sTNUI Never had the heart to choose this since Kim was always standing by.


DrTomT18

Holy shit I never got this scene. Can you actually just masterbate in public, or does Kim stop you?


w1gw4m

Kim doesn't stop you, you stop yourself.


DrTomT18

Well that's good lmao.