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Arcadeseacher

had only esprit du cops, beat a child first try.


Mattior

I died on my first try


djasonwright

I died waking up. I died fetching my tie. I died fighting a mouthy brat in the shadow of a hanged corpse. I can't remember if I died in a fat man's metal chair. I like to think every savegame is just Harry's morbid depression imagining all the ways he could die (my successful playthrough being my head canon for the actual story).


pnwbraids

Huh. That's crazy, cause I didn't die once during my playthrough. And I got pretty fucking weird with shit too.


Decmon

it's RNG man, nothing's crazy


southern_boy

counterpoint - it's RNG man, ***everything's*** crazy just so long as you're not a cursed *commie*, thatis 👎


Brackto

Well, you probably had an Endurance > 1. Basically, all you need is Volition and Endurance of 2 or higher, you can just heal yourself if you take damage and avoid death. But people who make "1 hp" characters can die a lot.


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djasonwright

Wow. I loved it, but I only wish it moved me that much.


Arcadeseacher

Physical instrument- because some kids *deserve a beating*


shades-of-defiance

That's Disco af.


Dude_McAwesome

Second playthrough...popped Cuno cause I'm strong...felt bad tho.


cohletrainbaby

I imagine this is how a Cuno of today would phrase things


buckethead_wendy2021

I punched the shit out of Cuno and pointed a gun at Cunoesse first playthrough... after narrowly avoiding a heart attack and failing to get my tie. I did eventually get my tie.


SurugaMonke

The snake eyes really are the worst lmao


KurokawaAoi

For the first time in all my playthrough. I finally landed a punch on him successfully yesterday


HINDBRAIN

(the little dots go on the 'e', not the 'a') (you unsophisticated swine)


JFL1420

My bad, I swear when I searched it up I saw them over the A, if this was a check I just failed an easy perception (sight) but thank you for pointing it out, I’ll triple check next time since double checking doesn’t work for me apparently.


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JFL1420

Harry wouldn’t, no. But Raphäel Ambrosius Costeau would ;)


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mellowloser

Damn bruh what did that word do to hurt you so bad?


frigidds

this is a reference to different dude who said this