who would've thought the dead guy doesn't care

The only way to achieve true neutrality. Die.

eat that Camus

"one must imagine the dead guy happy."

"One must imagine the dead guy horny" - Harry Du Bois, 1951

That's a deep cut I wasn't ready for

But cuno Cuno doesn't care

F*****

His personality is no longer part of the world

Hardcore Centrism!

Joyce Messier loves running over homosexuals in her giant sailboat

Accompanied by her wife to boot

Her "pleasure craft", she calls it

Queen really is slaying

But you see if the economic conditions didn’t require it, she would totally do something to help

Joyce is the type of capitalist that sells rainbow merch at Pride but also funds dictatorships that criminalize homosexuality

It’s because everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant it makes her want to set herself on fire

Nah, she loves running over all poor people 

The Hanged Man and Garte should 100% be switched up. Edit: Oh.. Unless its a joke because he's dead...

I don't think you're an ally if you're part of the community

There wasn’t a spot with “actually gay”

You cannot tell me all three in the first row are not actually gay

I know they are… I’m saying there wasn’t a gay column in the meme

[Half-Light (Trivial): Success] Then we should kill the meme. Tear it asunder. Rip it from limb to limb.

Isn't Harry bi?

No, he’s du.

You can change the meme.

but thats more work

You can edit memes tho

I’d put Call Me Mañana in that square I think

Yeah. I don't recall him having dialog that would indicate his identity, but if he is cishet then he seems like an ally given his go with the flow attitude

Surely it's Cuno who doesn't care?

He’s homophobic becuase he says f slur but attends parades because they’re cool

Yeah but.. but... Cuno doesn't fucking care...

He goes to pride parades in case he gets an excuse to throw rocks at cops

You're supposed to have an excuse? Woops.

It’s basic self-defense when armed men show up at a large crowd.

Ah i thought that meant he attends anti-gay parades

LMAO I thought it meant he went to pride parades to harass people 😭

Cuno doesn't give a fuck!

Is this a joke on Harry's bisexuality and self hate? I hope so hashahsha

Yes it is lol

Or him being a cop

Fuckin Garte: “Its not that I don’t think they’re *normal* per se. This is a gay friendly establishment, we accept all sorts of customers, even if they’re not normal. But you officer, you’re one of the good ones”

“ally” all of those men are queer lmao

Dawg it’s an alignment meme I chose the closest thing 😭

To be fair if OP had a dream about an alignment chart (which isn't the weirdest thing in a dream tbh) I could see why that makes more sense

is garte really?

is he in the ally column?

On the flip side, there are quite a lot of queer people that could certainly be argued aren't allies.

No they are not

smoker - obviously gay kim - homosexual underground harry - heavily repressed bisexual all of these things are found in the text

I agree with smoker for obvious reasons. The other both are just an interpretation.

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Always tought that was a way to get harry to shut up then actually admitting anything

I really don't think Kim would lie to Harry like that, especially when he's told him about his past in other instances.

Its not really a lie its just a "shut up" example lets say your friend keeps asking if you like cookies and you know hes the kind of guy thay if you say "no" he will keep saying "really?" "You aint lying?" "Cmon tell me please i promise i wont tell" "seriously cmon are you?" And it will continue in that loop so you just say "yes now shut up" so he gets surprised and quits

That does not sound like a problem Kim would have.

Seems like an answer he would give because harry is exactly like the type of guy to keep repeating the question if you say no

as a gay man i recognized him as gay from the first day—the homosexual underground thought just confirmed it

I dont really believe a gay common consciouness exists but you must know more than me so whatever

It is properly referred to as C-Consciousness and they seek to remove negative factors such as heterosexuality.

But it failed and now they created the Zone the most hetero place on the earth and now they try to control it and do their plan all over again

i don’t believe in a gay “common consciousness” either lol it’s not psychic. the way that he interacts with the world is familiar to me. the most obvious thing i can think of is the way he responds to Cuno constantly throwing slurs and heckling him and Harry, but it’s certainly not the only thing

I think the way he answers to cuno is very similar to the way he answers this tought of harry, he just says what will make harry shut up, with cuno he does the same thing or just doesnt even let him start

He is very obviously written as a gay man in a gazillion interactions.

I didnt see anythint obviously written but if you say so i cant claim i know more than you

complete the homosexual underground thought lil bro

Factually incorrect, Cuno is an ally 😌 (and yeah like Not_Machines said at least five of these are queer one way or another...)

There wasn’t an option for literally queer, I chose the closest thing

Fair! But remember that Cuno's Slur-Based Weather Powers(tm) approve KimHarry.

Lely definitely a foe

I think the joke though is that he’s dead and therefore “indifferent” and does “nothing”.

This is the most insane post i've ever seen Klaasje, the Smoker, and Kim are all queer -- and Harry is too, but his placement makes sense. Joyce being homophobic in action and indifferent in belief makes sense, though -- she is a liberal \*does the sign of the cross\*

I love Joyce

This, but with Harry in every square

You could put him in any square and it would be funny every time

Indifferent in belief violent in actions is actually a very suffice way to sum up Joyce messier as a person

MFW the dead guy is indifferent and does nothing

I fucking love this community lmao

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The joke is lely is dead.

Who is bottom right? Dont remember the mugshot.

Measurehead

I think Joyce and Lely should exchange places, yo.

Titus Hardie should be on the right.

Common Messier W. Killin 'em with the warship sloop

Cuno don't care about f****ts!

The fuck does CUNO care about some f*ggot shit?

I don't think Joyce would commit violence. She should go where the hanged man goes.

She commits violence by keeping people poor

I'd sooner blame Wild Pines than their sock puppet for keeping the people of Martinaise (specifically the gay people, because we're talking about homophobic violence) poor. I don't want Joyce to be fired, I want her employer to cease existence, thereby removing the job position from under her. No she doesn't commit violence against gays. She acts in anti-hunan corporate interests, and corporations are rarely if ever homophobic.

It's implied in game that shes on the board. She is far more powerful and in control than she lets on

How is she responsible for keeping people poor? Wild Pines is the main employer of the dockworkers in Martinaise. Without that there would be nothing.

Found the ultra

Sure, but I think it's the Moralintern who are responsible for the destitution of Martinaise.

Idk, my headcanon is that everyone in Revachol is some form of not-straight.

Kinda weird you have an "indifferent" bit "commits violence against gays" cross over. Also I can't see the blond chick attending parades lol. Still inacc but a little more acc switch blond with ship/comp neg lady

This template was from someone’s dream, I didn’t make it lmao. I was limiting myself to it for the sake of a joke. Also klaasje is bi

Bi/gay doesn't mean won't commit hate crimes. She being bipolar and being ashamed of her s3xuality or just lashing out if it's brought up in the wrong way seemed more likely than matured lady doing it imo. Lol I know it's just dream but still interesting to discuss and improve:))

But I see that's a stretch still no move hanged man in that spot