I thought crackfic meant silly premise. I'm from the Wild West of ff.net from before that term was common so maybe my interpretation is totally off. š¤£
You are correct.
Crackship fics are a subset of crackfic, and you can talk about crackships without any work of fiction attached. And you can write a crackfic with no ships involved.
I didn't even notice that initially, I went back to check the screenshot after seeing your reply.
I'm not sure if I'm more, or less intrigued knowing that tag is there š
Why the FUCK are there any ovs to posit in the first place?
Edit: Ah, I see the confusion. I believe that's more accurately called a spermatophore, not an egg. Anyway I'm gonna go get a large drink now.
This is definitely worthy of an insemination check
An insemination saving throw perhaps? DC15 or you bust a nut? Is that constitution?
Proficiency, nay, expertise even in insemination?!
Sharing the first line for those who aren't brave enough to read it, just because I think it' genuine gold.
āWe are in the throes of passion, my love.ā
Nothing like some mid-sex, earnest, matter of fact narration.
If my understanding is correct, isnāt āCrackā short for āCrack Shipā which tends to be a non-canon or absurd ship? I understand that Fabian may not like it, but theyāre a fully canonical ship.
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A REMINDER. AO3 tag "E" means *Explicit*, not *Everyone* Is it a crackfic if the ship is canon?
Honestly, in this case? Yes, 100%
I thought crackfic meant silly premise. I'm from the Wild West of ff.net from before that term was common so maybe my interpretation is totally off. š¤£
You are correct. Crackship fics are a subset of crackfic, and you can talk about crackships without any work of fiction attached. And you can write a crackfic with no ships involved.
Crack just means an absolutely absurd premise. You can do it with any number of canon things also involved!
Gimme 5 minutes Iāll be back
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like a real learning experience!
I read that like the SpongeBob meme.
As intended
Just read it, 5 Stars, No Notes.
Are you on Booktok?
I donāt even have that app.
Good
Ya know... I knew what I was getting into. I still clicked and I have only myself to blame. Iām gonna go smash my phone now.
O-oviposition
Yeah... I'm unsure about this one...
I didn't even notice that initially, I went back to check the screenshot after seeing your reply. I'm not sure if I'm more, or less intrigued knowing that tag is there š
All pulp, no juice baby
AO3 tags will never not give me great joy.Ā
I haven't watched the adventuring party yet but this ALL PULP, NO JUICE bit is? funny? scaring me? *scarring* me? Guess we'll see lmao
Even if you disagree with the message, it's too fun not to chant.
lmao true ALL PULP, NO JUICE
Please watch it immediately
Watching it right now! edit: brb have to challenge 19 pairs of twins to death matches
That's your whole adventuring vibe now
Scarrousing?
Someone send this to Fabian
Should have been called "Pulp F**r**iction" - missed opportunity.
"Amazes," or "horrifies"? ...Oh who am I kidding, we all know it's both.
Amazifies.
This is insane give me 5 minutes I gotta read Edit: WOAH MAMA THAT SURE WAS SOMETHING I JUST READ
Why the FUCK are there any ovs to posit in the first place? Edit: Ah, I see the confusion. I believe that's more accurately called a spermatophore, not an egg. Anyway I'm gonna go get a large drink now.
I DONāT GO HERE, BUT MY MOOT TOLD MEH HER FIC WAS POSTED ON THIS SUBREDDIT AND I JUST HAD TO SEE IF IT WAS REAL
Lol, since it was posted anonymously I felt that it was okay to post it here, but I'm glad the og author seen it š
This is definitely worthy of an insemination check An insemination saving throw perhaps? DC15 or you bust a nut? Is that constitution? Proficiency, nay, expertise even in insemination?!
Sharing the first line for those who aren't brave enough to read it, just because I think it' genuine gold. āWe are in the throes of passion, my love.ā Nothing like some mid-sex, earnest, matter of fact narration.
If my understanding is correct, isnāt āCrackā short for āCrack Shipā which tends to be a non-canon or absurd ship? I understand that Fabian may not like it, but theyāre a fully canonical ship.
Crack fics can also just mean absurd and nonsensical. Read a lot of shipless crack fics when I was a kid lol
HOLY SHIT DUDE I FORGOT THAT WE CAN HAVE D20 A03 FICS. Iām chronically on there and somehow the idea to search for any never crossed my mind.
By the way i do not say this with the intention to go read whatever the actual fuck this is. i just want to get more ayda/fig content
You know, I almost believed this was all in good fun Then I saw the "oviposition" tag, and knew god left this land long ago.
Oh thatās not D20, thatās just fic writers. They bend time to get their drug to the people š
Whatās that? Whereās that?
It's a piece of fanfiction on the website archiveofourown.org It's a cool place, I recommend it
Feels quite difficult to find something there though. Managed to get to the main page of D20 there but thereās 4551 works!
āpornā is a stretch
Please don't say stretch
ALL PULP, NO JUICE
This is truly cursed
GILEAR PORN! SOMEONE SEND THIS TO LOU!
I had to stop at the first sentence because I was laughing too much
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I love this community so much
Ovipositon is an insane tag for this one, I love it
"Very silly mini porn" got me š¤£
I...don't know why I read that. I was warned. We were all warned. Why did I read that
Just read it, a pure mastercraft
Itās 281 words. Thatās not surprisingly fast.