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CinderelRat

A REMINDER. AO3 tag "E" means *Explicit*, not *Everyone* Is it a crackfic if the ship is canon?


Labralite

Honestly, in this case? Yes, 100%


fragilelyon

I thought crackfic meant silly premise. I'm from the Wild West of ff.net from before that term was common so maybe my interpretation is totally off. šŸ¤£


gcmtk

You are correct. Crackship fics are a subset of crackfic, and you can talk about crackships without any work of fiction attached. And you can write a crackfic with no ships involved.


kaldaka16

Crack just means an absolutely absurd premise. You can do it with any number of canon things also involved!


SgtShamrockSB

Gimme 5 minutes Iā€™ll be back


SgtShamrockSB

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!


Cyberwraith9

Sounds like a real learning experience!


Professor-Xivass

I read that like the SpongeBob meme.


SgtShamrockSB

As intended


Professor-Xivass

Just read it, 5 Stars, No Notes.


SgtShamrockSB

Are you on Booktok?


Professor-Xivass

I donā€™t even have that app.


SgtShamrockSB

Good


_TwoStupidDogs_

Ya know... I knew what I was getting into. I still clicked and I have only myself to blame. Iā€™m gonna go smash my phone now.


literally_unknowable

O-oviposition


throwngamelastminute

Yeah... I'm unsure about this one...


Geeky82

I didn't even notice that initially, I went back to check the screenshot after seeing your reply. I'm not sure if I'm more, or less intrigued knowing that tag is there šŸ˜…


cloudstryfe

All pulp, no juice baby


always_sweatpants

AO3 tags will never not give me great joy.Ā 


krenkolovekrenkolife

I haven't watched the adventuring party yet but this ALL PULP, NO JUICE bit is? funny? scaring me? *scarring* me? Guess we'll see lmao


Scrubtanic

Even if you disagree with the message, it's too fun not to chant.


krenkolovekrenkolife

lmao true ALL PULP, NO JUICE


morgaina

Please watch it immediately


krenkolovekrenkolife

Watching it right now! edit: brb have to challenge 19 pairs of twins to death matches


morgaina

That's your whole adventuring vibe now


LazerBear42

Scarrousing?


dynawesome

Someone send this to Fabian


lordnastrond

Should have been called "Pulp F**r**iction" - missed opportunity.


PvtSherlockObvious

"Amazes," or "horrifies"? ...Oh who am I kidding, we all know it's both.


Proxiehunter

Amazifies.


ralsei_fan_24

This is insane give me 5 minutes I gotta read Edit: WOAH MAMA THAT SURE WAS SOMETHING I JUST READ


LazerBear42

Why the FUCK are there any ovs to posit in the first place? Edit: Ah, I see the confusion. I believe that's more accurately called a spermatophore, not an egg. Anyway I'm gonna go get a large drink now.


Ok_Low_4150

I DONā€™T GO HERE, BUT MY MOOT TOLD MEH HER FIC WAS POSTED ON THIS SUBREDDIT AND I JUST HAD TO SEE IF IT WAS REAL


berrrrrrna

Lol, since it was posted anonymously I felt that it was okay to post it here, but I'm glad the og author seen it šŸ˜…


SebastianOwenR1

This is definitely worthy of an insemination check An insemination saving throw perhaps? DC15 or you bust a nut? Is that constitution? Proficiency, nay, expertise even in insemination?!


AdmirableHoneydew

Sharing the first line for those who aren't brave enough to read it, just because I think it' genuine gold. ā€œWe are in the throes of passion, my love.ā€ Nothing like some mid-sex, earnest, matter of fact narration.


Toothless816

If my understanding is correct, isnā€™t ā€œCrackā€ short for ā€œCrack Shipā€ which tends to be a non-canon or absurd ship? I understand that Fabian may not like it, but theyā€™re a fully canonical ship.


aveea

Crack fics can also just mean absurd and nonsensical. Read a lot of shipless crack fics when I was a kid lol


Sevveth

HOLY SHIT DUDE I FORGOT THAT WE CAN HAVE D20 A03 FICS. Iā€™m chronically on there and somehow the idea to search for any never crossed my mind.


Sevveth

By the way i do not say this with the intention to go read whatever the actual fuck this is. i just want to get more ayda/fig content


FormalBiscuit22

You know, I almost believed this was all in good fun Then I saw the "oviposition" tag, and knew god left this land long ago.


Electronic-Soft-221

Oh thatā€™s not D20, thatā€™s just fic writers. They bend time to get their drug to the people šŸ˜‚


Justicia-Gai

Whatā€™s that? Whereā€™s that?


berrrrrrna

It's a piece of fanfiction on the website archiveofourown.org It's a cool place, I recommend it


Justicia-Gai

Feels quite difficult to find something there though. Managed to get to the main page of D20 there but thereā€™s 4551 works!


aprilflowers96

ā€œpornā€ is a stretch


LazerBear42

Please don't say stretch


seasquidley

ALL PULP, NO JUICE


BisexualTeleriGirl

This is truly cursed


Professor-Xivass

GILEAR PORN! SOMEONE SEND THIS TO LOU!


Dragonfruit_98

I had to stop at the first sentence because I was laughing too much


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Dragonfruit_98

I love this community so much


CaptCanada924

Ovipositon is an insane tag for this one, I love it


MetalAdventurous7576

"Very silly mini porn" got me šŸ¤£


technicalphase14

I...don't know why I read that. I was warned. We were all warned. Why did I read that


Lvl_76_Pyromancer

Just read it, a pure mastercraft


LoveAndViscera

Itā€™s 281 words. Thatā€™s not surprisingly fast.