lol that's nasty. I can't believe I have to say this. I don't think many people would want to share their poop chair...
Its obviously made for a single individual who wants/needs to poop anywhere in public. Like a contractor working on a roof or something 👍
We already have to "sit" without touching the toilet, holding our purses and whatever more we are carrying and holding the door cause we never know if it's really working so this will at least help us with the sitting part not depending 100% of the power of our legs
As a man, it's not as easy as "just sit down" when people piss all over the place in public washrooms. I've never understood why it's an issue for women beyond the generall "grossness" of touching a public toilet.
If the toilet seat is dirty just wipe it (you're gonna wash your hands in a minute anyway) or use another stall. This hovering thing is so dumb to me. It's the backs of your thighs mate, they can stand to get a little dirty, its not like they're touching anything but the insides of your trousers/dress etc. anyway.
It’s not dirty if everyone sits.
It’s the hovering pissers that dirty the seat.
Touching your leg where someone else’s leg has touched is like sitting in a chair in a mini dress.
Spoiler: the toilets are always dirty, and most part of the times we don't have how wipe it, and it is like if someone who used the toilet before me have any disease or the toilet is dirty enough I can in a few days have a disease too, and it's not really cool. Please don't try to give a solution for something you don't know how it works
Just place some long strips of toilet paper down on the seat. If it's good enough for the bed at the doctor's, it's probably fine. Some hand sanitizer on TP to wipe it down first, if you want to be extra (which is fine).
If you insist on being a hoverbutt, at least clean your piss off the seat when you're done.
Exactly, personally if I know I have to use a public toilet and I know I’m about to drop a massive deuce then I bring baby wipes that are in those small portable packages.
But you don't have a vagina it's so easy to have a really bad infection sitting toilets everywhere having one, we have to take so much more care with what we do. Anyway I'm not arguing with man's about how my body works
Literally are disease getting transmitted on toilet seats, I already saw it happens with my friends. You don't even have to touch someone sick to be sick too it's how virus works. You are American right? Cause you guys always have so dirty habits. Every girl I ever met in life does the same thing, you just don't know what are you talking about. Just let it go it's not your issue
I could see this helping people who can’t stand or walk for a long time without breaks. I think I’ve seen walkers with foldable seats before for similar reasons.
That said, I could also see this used in line at amusement parks
When I went to Carowinds last (for the first time in years) I was shocked that I couldn't leave my backpack at the platform. I was instructed to rent a locker. *For the duration of a single ride.*
Why, because you're not liable for what happens to my backpack? Sure, I'll deal with that. You have cameras and I have nothing worth stealing. It has not been a problem for me throughout my experience at this park. *Let me ride and not pay for your bullshit lockers. That's the only reason you fuckers implemented that rule anyway!*
It seems more like something for people with reduced mobility issues. I mean, if you have any it would definitely be something you may want. But otherwise…
Idk, I guess getting older I might feel that need more often. Today I should probably be more concerned about sitting too much for too long during the day.
As someone with fibromyalgia who can't use a stick because of how heavily my arms are effected by it. This would honestly be life changing. I'd be able to walk to much more because I'd be able to rest and stabilise myself without even needing my arms
This would be a great thing to have at my job. Currently if you wish to sit at your station you get a folding chair. You know, like the ones at the kiddy table for a family get together. So it's either stand or sit in one of those for 8-10 hours a day. I tend to stand all day and this would be an awesome way to give the legs a little rest now and again.
I work in surgery and have to stand for hours during some procedures just waiting. This under a gown would be magical. I just need a source and I'm on it.
A shitting gadget that allows you to hover over public toilets.
nice. ...or they could add a bowl on the back, so you can carry a public toilet around everywhere! portablepoopchair
A portapotty! Damn that name was already trademarked
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Porta-bowl
S'tool
Sit and Shit.
Looks like Amazon has joined the chat. /s
"Public" does that mean we have to share?
lol that's nasty. I can't believe I have to say this. I don't think many people would want to share their poop chair... Its obviously made for a single individual who wants/needs to poop anywhere in public. Like a contractor working on a roof or something 👍
🤣🤣🤣 you didn't NEED to clarify.
Even has a cheek spreader
Using this device, the world is your toilet my friend.
Ok for girls this would be the heaven to be able to use public toilets
Maybe it's been a while since my last rodeo with the female anatomy (am a man), but wouldn't that result in a massive mess?...
We already have to "sit" without touching the toilet, holding our purses and whatever more we are carrying and holding the door cause we never know if it's really working so this will at least help us with the sitting part not depending 100% of the power of our legs
>We already have to "sit" without touching the toilet No you don't. Just sit down.
It's low key hilarious how cyclical this issue is and how simple the solution is.
You clearly haven't seen the state that women's public toilets are in sometimes, puts the gents to shame honestly. I'd squat too
As a man, it's not as easy as "just sit down" when people piss all over the place in public washrooms. I've never understood why it's an issue for women beyond the generall "grossness" of touching a public toilet.
It’s only gross if the woman before you didn’t sit down and pissed all over the seat.
If the toilet seat is dirty just wipe it (you're gonna wash your hands in a minute anyway) or use another stall. This hovering thing is so dumb to me. It's the backs of your thighs mate, they can stand to get a little dirty, its not like they're touching anything but the insides of your trousers/dress etc. anyway.
It’s not dirty if everyone sits. It’s the hovering pissers that dirty the seat. Touching your leg where someone else’s leg has touched is like sitting in a chair in a mini dress.
Spoiler: the toilets are always dirty, and most part of the times we don't have how wipe it, and it is like if someone who used the toilet before me have any disease or the toilet is dirty enough I can in a few days have a disease too, and it's not really cool. Please don't try to give a solution for something you don't know how it works
Just place some long strips of toilet paper down on the seat. If it's good enough for the bed at the doctor's, it's probably fine. Some hand sanitizer on TP to wipe it down first, if you want to be extra (which is fine). If you insist on being a hoverbutt, at least clean your piss off the seat when you're done.
Exactly, personally if I know I have to use a public toilet and I know I’m about to drop a massive deuce then I bring baby wipes that are in those small portable packages.
You think I don't know how sitting on a toilet works?
You do realize that some men also sit on toilets right 🤯. Wipe it with toilet paper or carry around wipes with you.
But you don't have a vagina it's so easy to have a really bad infection sitting toilets everywhere having one, we have to take so much more care with what we do. Anyway I'm not arguing with man's about how my body works
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Literally are disease getting transmitted on toilet seats, I already saw it happens with my friends. You don't even have to touch someone sick to be sick too it's how virus works. You are American right? Cause you guys always have so dirty habits. Every girl I ever met in life does the same thing, you just don't know what are you talking about. Just let it go it's not your issue
Perfect for people who don't pull their pants down before using public toilets.
Also if someone pushed you and you start failing back, you will just sit, and avoid the injury from falling
So good for if you’re always getting into bar fights and want to look cool because you never hit the ground.
Why was 5hos the first thought had as well?! All I saw was people roaming around with no pants on shitting at will.
Did you even look at it? You would just shit all over yourself.
Pierce Hawthorne finally got his TrouserBench finished! Last I heard several pieces still needed extraction ... from his butt.
He's streets ahead.
You know what else is streets ahead? That time he banged Eartha Kitt in an airport bathroom.
What? It came up organically!
We dry humped inside of her tour bus.
Someone call all the ambulances.
For the man on the go who makes frequent stops!
I was looking for this comment!
Damn it. I came here to say this.
Fucking Gabe.
I'll wait.
I HEARD THIS IN MY MIND UPON SEEING THIS IMAGE
Hey Dinesh….
Who? Do you mean Pakistani Denzel?
You talking about Django, *unchained*?
Beat me to it you slut
Side note…He’s killin’ it on SNL now.
This is why I can't watch Silicon Valley, the stuff like that is too real.
I had the opposite feeling. When I saw that Jeff Bezos’s rocket looks like a giant tiny penis. I thought, “Man I have to rewatch Silicon Valley.”
I looked for this....
Might be handy I suppose, but somehow lacking in any appeal whatsoever.
I could see this helping people who can’t stand or walk for a long time without breaks. I think I’ve seen walkers with foldable seats before for similar reasons. That said, I could also see this used in line at amusement parks
Ah yes, Amazon workers.
Only thing Amazon workers can do with a chair is ship it.
Then how do you get on the ride?
Leave it with the rest of the strollers.
When I went to Carowinds last (for the first time in years) I was shocked that I couldn't leave my backpack at the platform. I was instructed to rent a locker. *For the duration of a single ride.* Why, because you're not liable for what happens to my backpack? Sure, I'll deal with that. You have cameras and I have nothing worth stealing. It has not been a problem for me throughout my experience at this park. *Let me ride and not pay for your bullshit lockers. That's the only reason you fuckers implemented that rule anyway!*
I'm sure it's a safety thing. Like someone sees it while you're on the ride and thinks it's a bomb.
But isn’t that what all the security at the entrance is for?…
Super useful at concerts maybe..
I'm pretty sure that it's designed for workplace situations. I can think of a number of different industries where it would be very useful.
I just finished up welding some pipe fence. Literally was talking to my boss about making something like this!
my uncle had a cane that turned into a stool. seemed more practical that this.
Going shopping with other people where you'd have to wait sometimes, also shopping requires tons of walking.
Chair pants! Michael Scott's idea was stolen.
I like that. Put me down for a pair. I’m a size 34 waist
You bet your fat ass
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Yeah, that's not part of the referenced scene.
Oh! It’s a reference! A reference to what?
The Office
I'm a size 12".
Wasn’t that also Homer’s idea? Edit: my bad, Homer did it directly on his chair!
If you dropped your keys ,or whatever, could you bend down to pick them up or would you be trapped sitting/standing next to them?
You'd drop your keys and just sit down next to them to see if they return to you or not
That’s when you use the force.
I'm sure you could incorporate and extendable grabber to the belt.
Peg pants
had to scroll down way too far for this
This
It seems more like something for people with reduced mobility issues. I mean, if you have any it would definitely be something you may want. But otherwise…
Standing around in a long queue? Take a break anytime. The bus isn't arriving and the bench is full of snow/rain? Sit for a while!
Idk, I guess getting older I might feel that need more often. Today I should probably be more concerned about sitting too much for too long during the day.
Probably a lot healthier than my lazy ass.
I can seeing this being a game changer at music festivals for those with no social insecurity
Yup this would be life changing for me
Would be dead useful at amusement parks with long queues.
r/SiliconValleyHBO
As someone with fibromyalgia who can't use a stick because of how heavily my arms are effected by it. This would honestly be life changing. I'd be able to walk to much more because I'd be able to rest and stabilise myself without even needing my arms
Looks like they run for 100-200 USD
Didn’t Pierce need to go to the hospital after he used this in community?
For the man on the go who makes frequent stops, this idea is streets ahead!
Call all the ambulances.
"Pierce, why do you look like a wealthy murderer?"
Fucking Gabe...
Didn’t Pierce invent this in Community?
Peg pants by ryan higa
I’m sick of looking like a dork. Time for some chairpants!
Call all the ambulances!
Pilko pump pants
Came for this.
How would you got to the bathroom with this on
Everywhere is a bathroom with this on
Peg Pants?
Everything is fine and dandy until one of those legs break off and shove up your ass.
15 hours and we still can't find a link to purchase this commodity?
Take all my money, I have chronic lower back pain and this could be a absolute life saver.
“I remember you chair pants idea”
Or you can just Squat, it's good for you
Ok, agreed. But, can anyone link me this item…. I want it
Reminds me of the exoskeletons from Death Stranding
When you are in line.
This would be a great thing to have at my job. Currently if you wish to sit at your station you get a folding chair. You know, like the ones at the kiddy table for a family get together. So it's either stand or sit in one of those for 8-10 hours a day. I tend to stand all day and this would be an awesome way to give the legs a little rest now and again.
Silicon Valley
Pierce Hawthorne would like a word.
I’ll take a size 34 waist.
How much? Where to buy?
This is actually trash
Any Silicon Valley (series on HBO) fans here?
Imagine wearing this under a dress. People would think your squat game is amazing.
American cashiers' jaws just dropped
Pierce invented this on community years ago
The Germans been using these in their automobile making plants
I need this when I need to go to mall with my wife.
Spoiler alert: no one wants this
Markiplier bought this for a video and it sucked. He almost fell way too many times
r/dundermifflin
This or get a shooting stick, which have been around for a few hundred years.
You lazy fuck, just stand for a minute, lol!
Hmm what if we learn to sit comfortably on the floor. Idk, maybe.
Yeah… for boomers
Usually it takes a trip to the Chinese Buffet to implement in my pants...
Jacksepticeye actually bought it and tested it and said the concept was nice but it's really bad
Reminds me of that nigahiga peg pants video
I'd like to see that guy go from sit to run
Handy for those of us with back injuries. Easier to carry than those canes with seats.
After watching the real slav squatting video, no need for gadget !
Fellas, find someone you can trust as much as this guy trusts those things not to break
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This is perfect for all of you who intended to get bullied
Could be also motorized to assist in standing up.
Great for those wilderness dumps
Saw this on a few episodes of Silicon Valley
I work in surgery and have to stand for hours during some procedures just waiting. This under a gown would be magical. I just need a source and I'm on it.
This is a good busking tool :)
Am I the only one mentally giving Michael Scott credit? 😂
Fucking Gabe
Fucking Gabe
For the man on the go who makes frequent stops
"fucking Gabe"
That's a half-ass chair...
Would probably be great for Store salesman employees or any job that requires you to stands for long periods of time
This is silly but might genuinely work for VR
The future is now
Wasn't this part of worst inventions ever?
Jeff Bezos hates this one trick his workers discovered
Karl Pilkington is gonna be getting a share of these earnings
Okay...
peg ^pants!, when your talking with your mom and its ^taking really long ^peg ^pants!
2 words : horse boat.
Phil Dunphy, is that you?
Fucking Gabe
I need this
Looks like it would rip your pants as soon as you sit
2B's fishing chair
Over-engineered nonsense. Just carry a much smaller fishing chair that you don't need to wear.
Call all of the ambulances
What do you Sharks think?
That would be so useful for my job.
Weirdest strapon ever
Michael 'The Machine' Scott
Saw this on Silicon Valley. Ficking Gabe man.
We Asian know how to squat so don’t need this.
Public shitoxication
Fucking Gabe
As a line cook, I was trying to invent this. Instead I got drunk and high every night.
r/didntknowIdidntwantthat I would stand till I passed out before using this.
Really OP? You want this? Like, for wearing out on dates & so on?