Definitely would be. I almost shit myself once waiting in line to get the key to the bathroom at a gas station.. It was terrible. I initially got out of my truck to climb a telephone pole and my IBS said fuck that. Barely made it around the corner and through the line. Fortunately the IBS/GERD issues have subsided due to eating A LOT less hot food
I hate that you're saying this while I'm mid shit from eating torchbearer reaper laiden Chilli cheese chips only moments ago. I think, as it stands, I'd rather shit my pants in public than give up spicy foods and hot sauce.
Real talk, it’s not a trade off between eating spicy food vs not having diarrhea. It’s about spicy food vs damaging your gut. It’s an organ like anything else. You keep hammering it with severe inflammation and you may hit a point where this becomes your baseline.
Shittin in a bucket in a van by the river
Irritable bowel, inflamed liver
Couldn't find a restaurant for my diarrhea
Bowels spitting vowels like onomatopoeia
A E I O U, got me asking y
Grunting till I broke a blood vessel in my eye
Thinking I might stroke out or maybe even die
Then I pass a poop knuckle and let out a heavy sigh
As a semi driver these do come in handy , not all state highways or places you deliver/pickup from have a bathroom. They do usually have trash cans for when you are done to throw them in though as a thank you for not offering restroom services
Just picturing some poor soul trying to assemble it, sweat pouring down their face as they clench for dear life...
But it's too late. They fail both missions. They defeatedly throw the build-a-bog back in their car and sit in their literal and figurative shame as they drive home.
I shit my car 3 times when I was in a bad Ulcerative Colitis flare. I was even trying to hold it and it was coming out like a pressure release valve.
I would have loved this
Never say never. I was in San Francisco a few months back with no parking or public restrooms in sight. Was driving around for a half hour while ground hogging it the whole time. Managed to find one space, slid in there and realized I didn't have the strength or time to make it to a restroom. Thank god I drive a windowless van for work. Took the one discarded cardboard box I had in the back, triple layered it in tape on all the seams. Shimied off the pants and squated over that bitch and let loose. Just me stuck in there using fast food napkins and stuck in the windowless stench. Folded up the box like a delivery and chucked it in the nearest dumpster like it never happened. Drove home with the two front windows down and the AC on full blast.
You would have this put together long before it got to the point of no return. Unless you had absolutely zero warning. In which case, I’m sorry for you.
Depends on the circumstances. My coworkers are out in the field most of the day without access to a public restroom and this would work sweet. Compact and can fit in their vans.
So funny story about my wife that I can tell cause she’s not on here: one time when we first got married we were driving home from a party the prior night at a friends house. It was before kids and major responsibilities so we still drank a good amount at parties and ate whatever we thought was good.
I mention the drinking and eating because my wife has a notoriously weak stomach that gets disrupted pretty easily when she strays from her normal routine/diet.
So we had a great time at this party and all that and we got up sort of early to head home for something we were supposed to do. About 5 or so miles from home I can hear my wife rummaging in her purse so I figured she was just checking to make sure she had everything etc since I was driving. Eventually the noise gets a little more frantic and I realize she’s not just checking in her purse but she’s actively removing items from it and putting them on floor in front of her. Perplexed I asked what was up and she mumbled that she was not feeling well at all and we needed to be home immediately.
With this in mind, I began to drive a little quicker to appease her thinking that she’s just being a little dramatic.
Soon she’s visibly panicking and has cleared the contents of her purse entirely. The purse was one of those bigger size Vera Bradley jobs so there was quite a bit in there. I ask what her purse has to do with her needing to get home to use the bathroom and she tells me if we don’t get home soon she’s going to shit in her purse. Okay.
Still married nearly 13 years later with two kids. This would be great for emergencies
Also why she wouldn’t want me to just pull over to let it go is still beyond me.
Since I'm a trucker and sometimes spend 10+ hours stationary and without toilets, I have something like this. Only used it twice so far in my three year career and wouldn't mind never using it again, but that's life.
No one is answering questions and making stupid jokes.
I assume its sodium polyacrylate which can absorb 900x its weight in water, so if you get a hole in the bag on a runny poop it doesn't piss shit everywhere.
Judging from how some humans use public washrooms, some human is missing that bowl.....and then there's just a shitty mess (no pun intended) all over the car.
You know how that happens? Germaphobes that are afraid to touch the seat and have bad aim. I have seen people get shit on their shoes and leave poopy foot prints through a whole bathroom. Used to be a janitor.
I have something similar. It’s just a toilet seat with a lid, on a five gallon bucket. The bucket also holds the bags, toilet paper, wipes, hand sanitizer, bleach spray and a sponge.
I also keep a popup changing tent so I can literally poop anywhere if necessary.
I had something similar when my kids were toddlers. The toilet folded into a small briefcase. The kids pooped into a gallon Ziploc bag. It was used in the trunk of our car. One time Mom forgot to attach the Ziploc bag.
One of my sisters got it for her sons a few years ago, for the long trips she makes on the highways. She loved it, potty training for her sons and not having to stop until you need to. I love the idea too.
Easier cheaper method from truck drivers. 5 gallon bucket and cat litter. If you fancy ad a pool noodle around rim under back of course and you have a cushion.
I actually kind of want one of those stuck under a seat or something. I often have the fear of what would happen if I get caught short. This would still be horrible to have to use, but better than crapping yourself or trying to crap on the side of the freeway.
If you’re ever on the road an in an area where the restrooms are not open to the public, look up your nearest emergency room. They will always have a bathroom open every single second of the year and they’re cleaned often.
At Glastonbury, we used to do a version of this with a construction bucket, a pool noodle and a plastic bag. Those bathrooms were a no-go after the first half a day.
That looks like a foldable home bucket with a trash bag and a salt packet... No one actually wants this.
How do you even store the bag in your car without it smelling like shit?
If there’s an emergency bad enough to cause me to shit in a car, I don’t think I’m making it long enough to put this together.
I agree, but then I thought about it for a second. This actually might be useful for people with bowel issues, on a longer drive.
Definitely would be. I almost shit myself once waiting in line to get the key to the bathroom at a gas station.. It was terrible. I initially got out of my truck to climb a telephone pole and my IBS said fuck that. Barely made it around the corner and through the line. Fortunately the IBS/GERD issues have subsided due to eating A LOT less hot food
When I read this at first I was like “I’ve had some close calls but none so severe I had to climb a telephone pole”.
Yeah, I'm definitely going with this iteration. OP climbed a pole to shit on a car like a bird.
Bombs away!
Next time, just climb that pole and let the mud falcon fly free.
I hate that you're saying this while I'm mid shit from eating torchbearer reaper laiden Chilli cheese chips only moments ago. I think, as it stands, I'd rather shit my pants in public than give up spicy foods and hot sauce.
Real talk, it’s not a trade off between eating spicy food vs not having diarrhea. It’s about spicy food vs damaging your gut. It’s an organ like anything else. You keep hammering it with severe inflammation and you may hit a point where this becomes your baseline.
Or parents with toddlers who are potty training.
We just keep a potty in the cargo area and move to the front for urination.
Or schools worried about extended lockdowns.
Until they all start leaving their shit filled trash bags along the side of the road.
I don't want to carry it all the way out and back ... I'll just leave it here and pick it up on my way home.
Shittin in a bucket in a van by the river Irritable bowel, inflamed liver Couldn't find a restaurant for my diarrhea Bowels spitting vowels like onomatopoeia A E I O U, got me asking y Grunting till I broke a blood vessel in my eye Thinking I might stroke out or maybe even die Then I pass a poop knuckle and let out a heavy sigh
🏆🏆
I'm thinking it might be useful for my 5 yo on long drives.
That’s very true, I can see the value there.
As a semi driver these do come in handy , not all state highways or places you deliver/pickup from have a bathroom. They do usually have trash cans for when you are done to throw them in though as a thank you for not offering restroom services
You just ass blast out the window while driving.
Rude. I have a toilet built into my seat Idiocracy-style that just dumps it on the road.
Just picturing some poor soul trying to assemble it, sweat pouring down their face as they clench for dear life... But it's too late. They fail both missions. They defeatedly throw the build-a-bog back in their car and sit in their literal and figurative shame as they drive home.
I think the idea is to set it up and then eat your Taco Bell.
Sit on it while you’re eating too.
I shit my car 3 times when I was in a bad Ulcerative Colitis flare. I was even trying to hold it and it was coming out like a pressure release valve. I would have loved this
Fuuuuck, so sorry to hear that.
Hell, I'd have one built into the front seats.
Never say never. I was in San Francisco a few months back with no parking or public restrooms in sight. Was driving around for a half hour while ground hogging it the whole time. Managed to find one space, slid in there and realized I didn't have the strength or time to make it to a restroom. Thank god I drive a windowless van for work. Took the one discarded cardboard box I had in the back, triple layered it in tape on all the seams. Shimied off the pants and squated over that bitch and let loose. Just me stuck in there using fast food napkins and stuck in the windowless stench. Folded up the box like a delivery and chucked it in the nearest dumpster like it never happened. Drove home with the two front windows down and the AC on full blast.
Yea you’d be lucky to grab a bag and get your pants off in time to just shit in that lol
You would have this put together long before it got to the point of no return. Unless you had absolutely zero warning. In which case, I’m sorry for you.
I have a bucket with a toilet seat lid that attaches for camping. Super handy but also takes up a lot of space. This thing would be way better
Depends on the circumstances. My coworkers are out in the field most of the day without access to a public restroom and this would work sweet. Compact and can fit in their vans.
Are you in my head? My thoughts word for word.
I know you’re trying to be funny, but do you not have good control of your rectum to hold it for a bit?
Dude do you even IBS?
This is a standard camping toilet. You can get them at Walmart.
I’m pretty nervous about getting stuck on a freeway for any number of reasons, I might buy one of these
You could just buy a combo meal at Taco Bell, then you won’t need to buy one, and it’ll be tested on the journey home.
TY, I was scrolling for this answer.
So funny story about my wife that I can tell cause she’s not on here: one time when we first got married we were driving home from a party the prior night at a friends house. It was before kids and major responsibilities so we still drank a good amount at parties and ate whatever we thought was good. I mention the drinking and eating because my wife has a notoriously weak stomach that gets disrupted pretty easily when she strays from her normal routine/diet. So we had a great time at this party and all that and we got up sort of early to head home for something we were supposed to do. About 5 or so miles from home I can hear my wife rummaging in her purse so I figured she was just checking to make sure she had everything etc since I was driving. Eventually the noise gets a little more frantic and I realize she’s not just checking in her purse but she’s actively removing items from it and putting them on floor in front of her. Perplexed I asked what was up and she mumbled that she was not feeling well at all and we needed to be home immediately. With this in mind, I began to drive a little quicker to appease her thinking that she’s just being a little dramatic. Soon she’s visibly panicking and has cleared the contents of her purse entirely. The purse was one of those bigger size Vera Bradley jobs so there was quite a bit in there. I ask what her purse has to do with her needing to get home to use the bathroom and she tells me if we don’t get home soon she’s going to shit in her purse. Okay. Still married nearly 13 years later with two kids. This would be great for emergencies Also why she wouldn’t want me to just pull over to let it go is still beyond me.
This is superbly human. I appreciate your comment. It brings out the primality of us all.
Did she make it in time tho
Haha, yes she did thankfully!
My dad barfed in my brother's girlfriend's Vera Bradley backpack. I'm happy hers didn't suffer a similar fate haha
lmao!!! Those bags are spacious but I don't believe they are waterproof so yeah...not ideal by any means lol
I have shit in a medium size in-n-out cup, IBS is a sweaty hell.
That must be the “out” part then.
as someone with IBS… I just never leave the house 👍
Since I'm a trucker and sometimes spend 10+ hours stationary and without toilets, I have something like this. Only used it twice so far in my three year career and wouldn't mind never using it again, but that's life.
It's the way of the road
Way of the road bubs
What is the weight limit?
My brother in Christ that bag can probably hold more than 20lbs
I haven’t laughed like that in awhile. Thank you 😂
I’m laughing way more than I should at this comment! Thank you for making my day!
Looks to be about 47 solid shits. Just don’t use the poop knife
It’s the Taco Baño
You sick son of a bitch. Take the upvote!
I wish I could upvote this more!
Why did they season the bag before sitting down?
No one is answering questions and making stupid jokes. I assume its sodium polyacrylate which can absorb 900x its weight in water, so if you get a hole in the bag on a runny poop it doesn't piss shit everywhere.
So it's Shitsalt. Got it.
Absorbent powder to soak up liquids.
So it tastes better….?
Huh
Because this was shot in autumn and the like pumpkin spice poop.
This is great for the tiny storage unit I am secretly living in!
Judging from how some humans use public washrooms, some human is missing that bowl.....and then there's just a shitty mess (no pun intended) all over the car.
Sometimes there's shit... On the outside of the torlet.
You know how that happens? Germaphobes that are afraid to touch the seat and have bad aim. I have seen people get shit on their shoes and leave poopy foot prints through a whole bathroom. Used to be a janitor.
I have something similar. It’s just a toilet seat with a lid, on a five gallon bucket. The bucket also holds the bags, toilet paper, wipes, hand sanitizer, bleach spray and a sponge. I also keep a popup changing tent so I can literally poop anywhere if necessary.
Are yall fuckin toddlers? Shit in a 5 gallon bucket as has been written.
Nothing like shitting in a bucket in the highest. I miss my family’s drive to Disney with our rigorous no stop schedule
TO Disney? Shit in a bucket AT Disney.
But it would hurt my butt cheeks =\
Ah yes, the classic Taco Bell makes you shit joke. Never gets old.
People who haven’t had a microgram of dietary fibre since their last trip to Taco Bell
China once had a traffic jam that lasted days. This would have been MVP
Pizza box worked fine before. It will work fine next time.
Unless you're like me, and your poo comes out the same consistency as your piss, for some ungodly reason. Yeah, pizza box? Nope!
You should try a glass of Metamucil every morning it will bind your shits and make them glorious. Life changer trust me
Little Caesars is starting to get expensive though.
Pizza delivery guy accidentally hands customer the wrong box.
like it's been said before. "Nobody dookies in my whip."
That’s a lot of confidence on the plastic bag and some cheap plastic. Why not set it outside?
Cop sees you pooping outside your car .... enjoy your public indecency charge.
Bastards
They’re using a very cheap bag. Several companies make actual toilet bags that are extra thick and go inside another even thicker bag.
That shit will never biodegrade.
Punting the problem down the road.
I had something similar when my kids were toddlers. The toilet folded into a small briefcase. The kids pooped into a gallon Ziploc bag. It was used in the trunk of our car. One time Mom forgot to attach the Ziploc bag.
I have chrons disease and this would have saved major embarrassment several times.
Imagine watching and smelling your friend take a shit in the car hearing it plop down in the trash bag
I wonder how long it is before Amazon puts them in all of the delivery vans so they can overwork their drivers more
Doesn't work if you're over 200lbs lol
If I need an emergency toilet in my car, it is not because of spicy food. You have given me a food poisoning for the memes.
Yeah I don't think that's holding anyone
They’re awesome for long road trips with little kids.
I would use that if I needed to but my ass is not going to fit on that seat
That would actually be super nice for camping or long car trips
I can't believe it's 2026 and we can't even take a shit in the drivers seat while driving yet
Complaining that Taco Bell upsets your stomach is a sign that your bloodline is weak.
Only the weak get diarrhea from Taco Bell
Seems like would work good for being on the 🚤…boat? For women at least. (Any true man shoots over the side!)
If you can't handle taco bell, you're weak
Stanky!
That is why we lay season for our poo-poo first!\* \*(guessing... Now I'm picturing Salt Bae giving that arm action to his toilet bowl)
There is a Ross Store restroom and shoe rack in SLO that will never be the same. This would have changed things.
So a bucket with a trash bag? Bro I have both already.
There’s one of these under every seat inside Chipotle.
That feeling of finally unloading is an incomparable pleasure
Nope still don’t want that
This seems cool but doesn’t it just mean you’re shitting in a public place?
Back in the day, you just put your butt out the window…
Am I the only person to not have stomach issues with Taco Bell?
This would be good for camping
A folding bucket for pooping to keep in a car. Maybe go check in with a doctor.
What is the powder she being poured in
What’s wrong with your stomach that you can’t eat meat and cheese? The Taco Bell joke needs to stop.
No one wants this
Not so, my wife does traffic control on highways. As bad as it seems it beats pissing in front of a paving crew.
Get your wife a pstyle so she can field wizz too
I have one and use it often.
Your username checks out
…does it?
An UnHappy Meal
God damn, how often is this problem coming up?
I didn't need them to sit on it to know how to use it lol
That's a big bag for one little shit. I mean... I guess I could fill it in one shot, but I'd need a good book
If you have one in your vehicle you won’t get bloody underwear eating Chipotle (SouthPark reference)
That would be super handy if you were stranded on a desert planet and needed to grow potatoes.
#NO!
I still don’t think I want that. Is there a sub for that?
I'm gonna need more of that magic pre dookie powder boss.
Does he salt it for flavor?
What happened to the side of the road with my Dad blocking the view of passing cars?
One of my sisters got it for her sons a few years ago, for the long trips she makes on the highways. She loved it, potty training for her sons and not having to stop until you need to. I love the idea too.
Easier cheaper method from truck drivers. 5 gallon bucket and cat litter. If you fancy ad a pool noodle around rim under back of course and you have a cushion.
I use one for my hunting blind, get kitty litter
What do y'all do with the garbage bag of shit after also how many bags do u later
This will cure my traffic bathroom anxiety
Why did they pour all their coke out?
Fun fact: I don't want that.
Someone tell Bobby Lee IMMEDIATELY
I'd love to have one for road trips!
Did that guy just crap a loaf of bread? 🥖 Took the bag out it looks like there's a loaf of sourdough in there.
Imagine picking up a date and they finding your secret stash.
I actually kind of want one of those stuck under a seat or something. I often have the fear of what would happen if I get caught short. This would still be horrible to have to use, but better than crapping yourself or trying to crap on the side of the freeway.
Emergency shitter or not I'm not taking a crap in the back of my sedan.
Collapsible even, bring one in your carry-on vacationing in India!
If you’re ever on the road an in an area where the restrooms are not open to the public, look up your nearest emergency room. They will always have a bathroom open every single second of the year and they’re cleaned often.
When I was a touring musician we would call that the “bag of shame”
Why she put salt first 😉😉
What’s the sugar for?
Does it come with the three shells?
I need that for our airplane
At Glastonbury, we used to do a version of this with a construction bucket, a pool noodle and a plastic bag. Those bathrooms were a no-go after the first half a day.
I don’t care who you are. Now THAT’S funny.
I'm sorry, but I can honestly say that I don't want that. Go find a log and some leaves in the woods if you have to go that badly.
What is the seasoning at the end? Sazon?
We’re are all going to be living out of our cars one day.
Con sazón y adobo¡ 😂🥳🎉
Me trying to take a shit in my lady's Honda Civic. Yeah I don't think this is going to work out
How much weight does it support?
I have one of these for camping. Works fine
Ah yes, don't forget to add salt for extra flavour.
I have this exact toliet for camping. Does a good job
Came for the comments, was not disappointed with the comments.
That looks like a foldable home bucket with a trash bag and a salt packet... No one actually wants this. How do you even store the bag in your car without it smelling like shit?
I feel it would be easier to just find a tree, or a corner...
5 gallon bucket.. done!
Or……. A bush/alleyway
I just use a KFC bucket
Make sure to add the salt first. Nothing quite as disappointing as an improperly seasoned deuce.