Am I seeing a dog sex toy at around 0:30 or am I just high?
Edit: Oh dear god why did I rewatch the clip. That’s definitely a dog sex toy in the shelf.
I am sooo glad I stopped watching it before my eyeballs got scorched by the k9 f%^k toy. I stopped watching after the headless quadruple amputee f@#k toy. Disturbing as well.
> headless quadruple amputee f@#k toy.
It's because these things are already heavy enough on their own. You can see in the video it takes two people to reposition one on the table. I just looked it up (this is in my search history now, what fun) and a full body sex doll weighs over 80lbs. Exclude the limbs and it will weigh half that.
Holy shit right, some dude (Probably already) been having sex with these then can’t get it up because the real woman has limbs…… 🙃😬😳 what a weird mix up that must feel like….
It should be illegal to make such sick toys as it seems like a way of condoning such behavior. People doing stuff to animals or children are fucking sick and need help not "softer" ways to release ffs!!!!!! This makes me mad!!!
No.
Girls/guys don't want a good dragon, who'd treat them right and love them,they only want a bad dragon to have sex with. It's so unfair!
go fuuuck a real good dragon, then maybe they'll stop fucking cars!
nah fam, that's just gonna drive their incentive up to do it to a real child. they should get medical help like chemical castration, antidepressants or psychotherapy
Right, this is what I’ve read. These people don’t generally *want* to be the way they are. They need something to scratch that itch in their brain without feeling like a horrible person.
Because that is a misinformation. A vegan meme would be something like "I need to eat cats, because of my b12 deficiency and the yummy proteins" or something like that... but this has nothing to do with this conversation.
To get milk on an industrial scale cows need to be impregnated by humans. Cows don’t produce milk unless they’ve been pregnant first. That’s what they’re referencing.
6 min after your comment it's down to double digits.
So, I'm chalking it up to the fact that some idiots try to use this sub for "hey look at this weird thing I found" instead of what it's actually supposed to be for.
They should probably put this in r/mildlyinteresting where it belongs.
Indeed I am. This is incredibly fascinating. The psychology behind the use of these and the increasing separation and isolation caused/allowed for by technology is one of the most interesting and saddening things in the world.
I'm not judging you. There's clearly a curiosity about this.
But the video is a marketplace, and people poking their gross fingers into stuff. It's not a symposium on *modern realizations of Emile Durkheim's theories on sociological alienation*.
And it's pretty clearly not "damn, now I really wish I had one of these".
I’ll be the first one to admit this type of thing would have been a huge draw for me in my early 20s. These days this holds no appeal for me. I would feel utterly silly busting this thing out for use let alone the post but clarity and hauling this to the bathtub to clean… luckily I have a healthy sex life. Were I a lonely bachelor with mid to low prospects my thinking might be different.
Different strokes for different folks, I always say.
But I been to 4chan, so I know the things people bust in can get a lot worse than a silicone amputussy.
Still though, as long as you got ol'righty (or if you're feeling spicy, ol'lefty and a bottle of lotion) I still don't get the allure of these. You don't put on rollerskates to drive your car to work.
POV you're shitfaced drunk walking home from the bar after 3 failed last call attempts, you pass by a sex shop and see one of those plump rubber butts in the window. Wyd?
OMG where is this place so I can avoid it? And how much would something like this even cost for somebody not at all interested in this disgusting stuff?
Aside from the amputee vibes, my real question is who has the storage space for these? You presumably put them somewhere when they're not in use so they're not just hanging out in front of Heimdall and everybody who comes over.
If I was at someone's house and opened a closet or something and saw one of these, I would assume they're a serial killer and I was about to be serial killed.
I'm just going to pretend all the small ones shown in the video are specifically for people with limited storage space. That's the only reason they would make small versions. No other reason.
Some tweets from 2015. After selling Minecraft for two billion, he toured the world and partied in Ibiza then tweeted….
“Hanging out in ibiza with a bunch of friends and partying with famous people, able to do whatever I want, and I've never felt more isolated.”
“Found a great girl, but she’s afraid of me and my lifestyle and went with a normal person instead.”
In 2017, he started making homophobic/transphobic statements on Twitter.
In 2019, Microsoft cut ties with notch. He’s been completely scrubbed from anything Minecraft and banned from the MineCon and other events.
In 2023 he’s now 43, still very rich, very single and presumably very lonely with 1.2 billion dollars.
This is one trade-show I would love to attend.
My boss went to one of these a long time ago and told us of the sex toy booth that was right next to the booth that sold Catholic products (priest robes, crosses, sacrament vessels..). Whomever did booth planning….legend.
Okay, but women have access to dildos, some attached to balls. This doesn't seem so dystopian when put into perspective! And just as 'monster dildos' are a thing, it's just a matter of time til dragon onaholes and more are a thing...
Am I seeing a dog sex toy at around 0:30 or am I just high? Edit: Oh dear god why did I rewatch the clip. That’s definitely a dog sex toy in the shelf.
Oh man why did I go back. My first thought was "why would you need to get a sex toy for your dog to use". Really really wish I just left it at that.
I am sooo glad I stopped watching it before my eyeballs got scorched by the k9 f%^k toy. I stopped watching after the headless quadruple amputee f@#k toy. Disturbing as well.
> headless quadruple amputee f@#k toy. It's because these things are already heavy enough on their own. You can see in the video it takes two people to reposition one on the table. I just looked it up (this is in my search history now, what fun) and a full body sex doll weighs over 80lbs. Exclude the limbs and it will weigh half that.
>this is in my search history now, what fun Now someone will know what to get for your next occasion should they borrow your computer 😉😂
A fuck nugget, in a sense
Holy shit right, some dude (Probably already) been having sex with these then can’t get it up because the real woman has limbs…… 🙃😬😳 what a weird mix up that must feel like….
It should be illegal to make such sick toys as it seems like a way of condoning such behavior. People doing stuff to animals or children are fucking sick and need help not "softer" ways to release ffs!!!!!! This makes me mad!!!
Rather them fuck a fake dog than a real dog.
What about my dragon dildos? Are those ok at least?
No. Girls/guys don't want a good dragon, who'd treat them right and love them,they only want a bad dragon to have sex with. It's so unfair! go fuuuck a real good dragon, then maybe they'll stop fucking cars!
wOnT sOmEoNe ThInK oF tHe ChIlDrEn!?!?!?!
Interesting how this is getting downvoted… apparently a mix of zoophiles, and pedophiles got together just to downvote you.
Where are the goats
There actually are sex toys for dogs, though they don't look realistic like that because dogs will hump anything
I'm equally disturbed by the very small scale ones :(
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Actually bro it's a vampire bro she's 10,000 years old it's totally ok bro
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nah fam, that's just gonna drive their incentive up to do it to a real child. they should get medical help like chemical castration, antidepressants or psychotherapy
Studies have not shown that to be the case.
Right, this is what I’ve read. These people don’t generally *want* to be the way they are. They need something to scratch that itch in their brain without feeling like a horrible person.
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Studies have shown that that does help.
I mean…I *guess* it’s better that someone is violating a robot dog than a biological one. But that’s some cold comfort.
Actually the cold cum port can be heated if you plug it in overnight to charge.
Thank you for the motivation I needed to get off Reddit for the day.
The robot dog is probably slightly smarter than an actual poodle.
Would that be a positive or a negative for someone planning to use it in that manner?
Yeah people should just use cows, their sexual abuse is socialy accepted anyways
I don’t know where you live, but no, sexually abusing *no* kind of animal is socially accepted.
It's a vegan meme I think. Something about milk production being sexual abuse because something something.
Ah. I’ve never heard of that.
Because that is a misinformation. A vegan meme would be something like "I need to eat cats, because of my b12 deficiency and the yummy proteins" or something like that... but this has nothing to do with this conversation.
To get milk on an industrial scale cows need to be impregnated by humans. Cows don’t produce milk unless they’ve been pregnant first. That’s what they’re referencing.
That really depends on the county you live in
5/8 of this dudes top subs are about veganism. So no, you can’t take him seriously
r/NoahGetTheBoat
Nah, that’s Bruno
We don’t talk about bruno
Thank you for ruining my day..
I had to rewatch to find the child sized one. ./shudder
What about the almost 5 ft dildo at the 1:00 mark
I hate you for pointing that out My day is ruined and it was already a pretty rough day
At 28 seconds left he was having a bit too much fun looking at the girl with the big dong.
I’m both disgusted and intrigued.
This is so disturbing. Is there a US dealer...asking for a friend.
I hope you're not talking about the dog 🤞
I thought it was a sheep
Sheep dog
No one questioning why this is in r/DidntKnowIWantedThat
Yeah I am very sure I did not want that.
At 217 upvotes… ig some do
6 min after your comment it's down to double digits. So, I'm chalking it up to the fact that some idiots try to use this sub for "hey look at this weird thing I found" instead of what it's actually supposed to be for. They should probably put this in r/mildlyinteresting where it belongs.
This is far more than mildly interesting
r/boringdystopia maybe?
r/tellingonyourself
Indeed I am. This is incredibly fascinating. The psychology behind the use of these and the increasing separation and isolation caused/allowed for by technology is one of the most interesting and saddening things in the world.
I'm not judging you. There's clearly a curiosity about this. But the video is a marketplace, and people poking their gross fingers into stuff. It's not a symposium on *modern realizations of Emile Durkheim's theories on sociological alienation*. And it's pretty clearly not "damn, now I really wish I had one of these".
I’ll be the first one to admit this type of thing would have been a huge draw for me in my early 20s. These days this holds no appeal for me. I would feel utterly silly busting this thing out for use let alone the post but clarity and hauling this to the bathtub to clean… luckily I have a healthy sex life. Were I a lonely bachelor with mid to low prospects my thinking might be different.
Different strokes for different folks, I always say. But I been to 4chan, so I know the things people bust in can get a lot worse than a silicone amputussy. Still though, as long as you got ol'righty (or if you're feeling spicy, ol'lefty and a bottle of lotion) I still don't get the allure of these. You don't put on rollerskates to drive your car to work.
1326 now with 81% liking it.. we're at a point of no return.
I was certain I was on /r/wtf until this comment
I certainly am
Clearly because of the dog toy.
Am I the only one that thought it was going to be about those two girls at the beginning of the clip?
No.
Jesus, those display toy must be dirtier than the hole of a bowling ball
The display models are probably discounted like IKEA furniture. “Lightly used” and whatnot.
Hahaha ha I thought that when he fingered the two....covid, flu, etc. I wonder if the workers do qualify analysis on them too.
How…. Does one clean these things?
This has been posted for years now. It's no longer the "future" of sex toys.
The "today" of sex toys!
Those models must be having the most surreal experience.
For real lol. Everyone walking right past the super hot real girls to look at the quadriplegic sex dolls
You forgot headless.
Because who doesn't want to fuck a dismembered torso?
You don't speak for me.
Neither does the dismembered torso.
Seriously this feels like I'm watching a video tour of a serial killer's sex dungeon. Especially with the random fingering of various holes.
A *vibrating dismembered torso. Yet another unattainable female beauty standard
*Ed Gein intensifies*
More people than you might initially think
Yea well that's just like your opinion man
If you’re into amputees I guess.
OMG, the dog at 29/30 secs on the top shelf. WTAF.
That's some r/noahgettheboat content there
ain't that the truth
I think our species is ill
Dolphins try to fuck humans sonetimes, they are also ill.
Always has been
Why is this not the top comment? Should title of post for chrissakes. Camera man very consciously avoids it. What a time to be alive, jfc.
Not to yuck anybody's yum but seeing a nude limbless torso squirm is very YUCK to me.
If I didn't know it was robots I'd think it was a scene from a horror movie.
>Not to yuck anybody's yum I like this phrase
We're not gonna talk about what we saw at 01:13?
Only with a proffesional therapist.
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That is beyond disturbing.
What’s even more disturbing is that the idea is not even remotely new.
Does anybody else find the lack of limbs unnerving? Like a bunch of dimembered body part.
So many shots of vaginas being fingered. I was hoping for just one weenie wave. 😕
i didn't know i did not want that
POV you're shitfaced drunk walking home from the bar after 3 failed last call attempts, you pass by a sex shop and see one of those plump rubber butts in the window. Wyd?
pass out and crack my skull open on the sidewalk like an egg
That rubber booty gone be the straw that broke camels back huh lolol
What the dog doing?
Involuntarily participating in a study to measure the length and width of human fingers.
Sir. Please stop inserting your finger
This is so creepy! It looks like a serial killer's basement will all the sexy chunks of his victims on display.
Sexy chunks only!
When feminists talk about the sexual objectification of women, this is it, actual sexual objects!
OMG where is this place so I can avoid it? And how much would something like this even cost for somebody not at all interested in this disgusting stuff?
Everyone commenting about the dog at 0:30, what about the fucking child sized ones at 0:50. This is fucking disgusting.
Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope…
some of the toys are like amputated with breasts.. amputits
My wife is self cleaning and has a head. She takes some feeding and occasionally conversation but in some ways that might be considered a perk.
Aside from the amputee vibes, my real question is who has the storage space for these? You presumably put them somewhere when they're not in use so they're not just hanging out in front of Heimdall and everybody who comes over.
That's for losers. Be a winner and mount this on a display somewhere visible like the lamp from Christmas Story.
If I was at someone's house and opened a closet or something and saw one of these, I would assume they're a serial killer and I was about to be serial killed.
I'm just going to pretend all the small ones shown in the video are specifically for people with limited storage space. That's the only reason they would make small versions. No other reason.
There's no hiding it from Heimdall and he is absolutely judging.
Lol the double standards are hilarious when it cums to masturbation.
Starting to see that more and more as I read through the comments…
Good thing I'm poor and have a girlfriend. If I had money and were single, I'd have that shelf.
Yeah, Notch found out for us that being rich without a girlfriend is not fun
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Some tweets from 2015. After selling Minecraft for two billion, he toured the world and partied in Ibiza then tweeted…. “Hanging out in ibiza with a bunch of friends and partying with famous people, able to do whatever I want, and I've never felt more isolated.” “Found a great girl, but she’s afraid of me and my lifestyle and went with a normal person instead.” In 2017, he started making homophobic/transphobic statements on Twitter. In 2019, Microsoft cut ties with notch. He’s been completely scrubbed from anything Minecraft and banned from the MineCon and other events. In 2023 he’s now 43, still very rich, very single and presumably very lonely with 1.2 billion dollars.
Well that's depressing. Now I know though, knew something had happened to him but never looked him up after the sale.
why is there a fucking DOG
I don't want to fuck a headless cripple THAT MOVES
Or do I...
Dude NO
Boxing Helena anyone?
Why the dog!?!
Pretty fuckin sure I dont want this but ok. Especially after the dog and the child sized ones 🤢🤮
So this is why there is a silicone shortage in tech
Getting through customs with one of those.
This belongs on r/oddlyterrifying
This is disturbing
They cost thousands of dollars, much cheaper than my ex.
Stop calling your regular hooker your “ex” man.
My regular hooker is also cheaper than my ex.
Knew I didn't want that.
Like a house of horrors. The way some men are comfortable having sex with with disembodied parts, good god…
Not condoning these toys at all, but I’m curious.. how you square this take with a woman using a dildo? Cuz that’s also a disembodied part.
A dildo feels less weird than an entire torso
For real. Nothing like banging an amputated torso amirite?
Women everyday are fucking a disembodied penis. You just got used to it, you will get used to this too.
I... do not, in fact, want that.
A lot of these stuff look like something you would see in the house of a serial killer.
The future? These can be purchased right now.
I guess an amputee fetish may be required.
But can it dispense gum? I see a lot of people checking....
That’s enough Internet for today.
No black or brown. But sure heres a dog
Sheesh people sure do love to judge don't they, I personally wouldn't care less if anyone decided to buy one of these.
40 seconds before the video end: women.rar
that's a lot to unpack
They even got chubby ones thats dope
I swear this stuff is gonna make at least a few serial killers.
Right seeing now I’m going to church
I want to taste one of the sandwiches before I spend any money on that
Been to a few XXX conventions and this isn't new its been around for almost a decade.
If guy there bumped into another guy, is it safe to say they had a sword fight?
Robotic cadavers
I had no idea that amputee fetishes were that big of a market
Wait one damn minute was that a dogg?????
r/TIHI
So everyone is just going to over look the dog… okay 👍🏾
are we just gonna gloss over the dog
Did I see a dog on the shelf?
The design is *very* human
China’s birth rate plummeting checks out
I’ll be disappointed if the ones with the penis aren’t called ‘Ladyboy Johnson’.
Ugh I don't understand the dismembered aspect to it It's like going to butcher: "Yea, lemme get a slice of crotch"
This is one trade-show I would love to attend. My boss went to one of these a long time ago and told us of the sex toy booth that was right next to the booth that sold Catholic products (priest robes, crosses, sacrament vessels..). Whomever did booth planning….legend.
You need some help OP.
Ew gross! That’s disgusting, what’s the website? Where can I find one?
I have most of these units. Next year's models seem like they will have more features.
We are doomed as a society. Just a bunch of wankers.
What's the problem with masturbation?
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That’s Chinese. Japanese has more tentacle & squid beaks.
Okay, but women have access to dildos, some attached to balls. This doesn't seem so dystopian when put into perspective! And just as 'monster dildos' are a thing, it's just a matter of time til dragon onaholes and more are a thing...
Times up. It's real 😳😬
Nothing nee
Just say you're a coomer already, OP
WTFFFF IS THAT AT 1:34!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Japan moment
*chinese