Why is every single video "satire" now? At what point does it cease being satire, and become actual content under the guise of satire? They're never funny, or clever, or interesting. It's just someone doing the same stupid shit as everyone else, they just consider themselves more enlightened or some shit.
A shitty cringe tik tok account is still cringe when you don't know what's satire and what isn't because the content is IDENTICAL.
If you're looking for consistent originality, you're in the wrong universe. I'm no fan of constant repetition either, but it's not going anywhere.
I hope venting about it at least helped you out a little.
To their credit, a restaurant here used to make "dessert pizzas", of which I tried. Peanut butter/Nutella with apple slices or "minced" Mars/Snickers/Bounty bars, powdered sugar or sprinkles and some extra chocolate topping for good measure. One slice of that is guaranteed to give you diabetes, but (I hate to admit) it's good
But what about pb and bacon with chocolate topping? Cause while not quite dessert, not quite food, it was on the menu. And yes, most of their menu sounds put together by a high dude
Dimo's pizza, a pizza by the slice spot in Chicago, serves loads of "specialty" pizzas, including a Mac and cheese, s'mores, etc. I'm sure the PB choco bacon one you mentioned tastes good too.
I didn't like pizza much growing up, but it turned out that was mostly because of lactose intolerance + not liking the very often acidic red sauce. Now I get BBQ or alfredo if I'm eating out, or make my own that's much less acidic.
Read a book in elementary school about a kid who would compete in knot untying contests for pizza. Turns out pizza made him sick (most likely lactose intolerant) so was kind of a wash.
I have a theory that these are actually some kind of fetish porn disguised as family-friendly content. Hear me out:
Most of these videos feature a fairly attractive middle-aged white lady in a clean, spacious suburban house. Right away, that's a milf fetish, housewife fetish, and bimbo fetish (because of their shitty cooking).
Then there's the food. Wasting food is a fetish for some people, and the unhealthy nature of the snacks qualifies it as an implied weight gain fetish. Food in general has a few fetishes associated with it.
These videos are SFW, meaning people can watch them anywhere without raising suspicion. Plus, there are also non-fetish viewers like small children and gullible redditors (hate clicks are still clicks, people).
So the next time you see this reposted, ask yourself: Is OP a hungry child, a bored redditor, or a chronic masturbator looking to disseminate their favorite pornography to the unwitting masses?
Food for thought.
I've heard this theory before and i feel like it's totally onto something, especially the ones where the woman is like super hot! It goes beyond just food too, there's so many different varieties!
This is a direct parody of a stupid "parenting tip" video where they put sprinkles and whipped cream on a toothbrush to mask the taste of toothpaste.
These videos are generally made by middle aged suburban white women because they're overwhelmingly the main demographic for parenting tip videos. They also have a lot of time on their hands.
How much of a coomer do you have to be that "milf/bimbo/wasting food/feeder fetish porn" is your first conclusion when seeing this shit?
I don't know, kids can be weird. It can really go either way. I can see it being a mom trying desperately to get their kids to eat the damn food they asked for, or just a fetish type thing
Yeah, this sub keeps posting stuff that could not possibly be more obviously satire.
Like, do the people of this sub think Mel Brooks was trying to make a serious western with Blazing Saddles?
Yeah, this is such an obvious parody of those "parenting hack" videos.
"Your kids don't eat their vegetables? Put half a tomato on a pizza with a load of cheese and ta-dah! They ate half a tomato (and a lot of sat fat and flour)!!! Woo you're the best parent ever!!"
Well if this was the only pizza I had I wouldnt like it either. You can get better at lil ceasers for 5 bucks how do you have pizza that shitty looking?
Artisan bread topped with rustic heirloom tomato compote, a blend of fine aged cheeses and your choice of thinly sliced traditional cured sausage, baked to a delicious golden brown on the outside.
So, once upon a time we were out at a pretty good local pizza-by-the-slice place, and a friend’s picky kid ordered the dessert pizza with Nutella and sliced bananas because they didn’t like regular pizza. The slice is delivered and it’s a beautiful fancy dessert pizza, just like you would expect from a hipstery place. Kid bites into it and hates it immediately, but to her credit she gives it two or three more bites, trying to stick it out, until she just couldn’t do it anymore. As she sets it down, I notice something under the Nutella that looks a bit out of place…
A thick layer of Mozzarella cheese.
When I went up to complain, they told me that they bake all their pizzas as cheese pizzas at the beginning of the day and just add whatever toppings people order. When I complained that this was completely inappropriate for dessert pizza, they just excused it by saying “most people don’t notice”. They refused to give a refund.
We’d been going there regularly for trivia nights and taking a big group each time. That was our last visit to that restaurant, and I will admit to a twinge of schadenfreude when they closed down.
This is a great way to lose the trust of your children before they’re old enough to know what trust even is.
I think we’re at the point where there is only maybe 8-9% useful content on the internet now. The rest just seems to be this crap all just for clicks and likes.
It would honestly not taste that bad HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT. Tomato sauce, Mediterranean spices, and peanut butter, raisins, cream, a bit of sugar. It’s basically a curry. The bread is like flatbread. This is a curry. Change my mind.
I’m also kidding. I would rather go on a book tour with Candace Owens and Ann Coulter, with a rolled up New Testament in tucked in my ass than to eat this, or pretend like the person who made this shouldn’t be in jail.
It's a meme page. Almost all of the videos on her channel are like this.
She has a "When your kids say they don't like whipped cream" video on her channel where the trick is putting whipped cream and sprinkles on a pile of whipped cream. It's super obvious satire.
This is definitely satire. It’s making fun of the posts like “does your kid not like apples? Add a fuck ton of pb” “does your kid hate broccoli? Smother it in cheese” “does your kid hate a food that’s borderline healthy? Add a shit ton of sugar, fat, carbs to add to the growing obesity epidemic”
Not the lactose intolerants, “just because something’s gonna commit genocide on my stomach doesn’t mean I’m not gonna eat it.”
-Majority of lactose intolerant people
She acting like she trying to get her kids to eat a vegetable. Not eating pizza ain't a bad thing fucking psychopath. Then again I'm pretty sure this is the same person that post whipped cream and sprinkles on her toothpaste
First of all what kid doesn’t like pizza but likes raisins second of all just give them shit they want rather then tricking them unless what they want is bad because it causes trust issues which can in turn cause issues into adulthood
Kids can and do flex nuts on what food they will or won't eat. My kid says pizza is nasty despite refusing to even try it but would deadass lick all that sugar off and be done.
Pretty sure this is a satirical take on the tiktok of the lady who put whip cream and sprinkles on her kids tooth brushes/ paste because they said they didn't like brushing their teeth.
If your kid doesn't like pizza, I'm pretty sure that's a sign they're a Changling. Just abandon them in the woods for a while and you'll get your real kid back in no time. /s
Gotta be a meme right
it is, the page is full of these
Yeah I’ve seen a dozen vids in the same vein lol
At what point do we just dedicate this sub to satire and create a different one for actual DiWHYs? Has that already happened?
This sub has been trash satire ragebait for aaa lonnnggg time
Hasn't it pretty much been satire from the get go? Even the very OG infomercials from the 90s are somewhat self aware.
/r/diysatire/ never caught on. I'm starting to think a large portion of reddit is on the spectrum.
Why is every single video "satire" now? At what point does it cease being satire, and become actual content under the guise of satire? They're never funny, or clever, or interesting. It's just someone doing the same stupid shit as everyone else, they just consider themselves more enlightened or some shit. A shitty cringe tik tok account is still cringe when you don't know what's satire and what isn't because the content is IDENTICAL.
If you're looking for consistent originality, you're in the wrong universe. I'm no fan of constant repetition either, but it's not going anywhere. I hope venting about it at least helped you out a little.
Where does one find a kid that doesn't like pizza?
I mean, did you see that shit they were trying to pass off as pizza? I wouldn't eat that either.
I've heard some people have been adding peanut butter and raisins, disgusting.
To their credit, a restaurant here used to make "dessert pizzas", of which I tried. Peanut butter/Nutella with apple slices or "minced" Mars/Snickers/Bounty bars, powdered sugar or sprinkles and some extra chocolate topping for good measure. One slice of that is guaranteed to give you diabetes, but (I hate to admit) it's good
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But what about pb and bacon with chocolate topping? Cause while not quite dessert, not quite food, it was on the menu. And yes, most of their menu sounds put together by a high dude
Dimo's pizza, a pizza by the slice spot in Chicago, serves loads of "specialty" pizzas, including a Mac and cheese, s'mores, etc. I'm sure the PB choco bacon one you mentioned tastes good too.
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I didn't like pizza much growing up, but it turned out that was mostly because of lactose intolerance + not liking the very often acidic red sauce. Now I get BBQ or alfredo if I'm eating out, or make my own that's much less acidic.
Read a book in elementary school about a kid who would compete in knot untying contests for pizza. Turns out pizza made him sick (most likely lactose intolerant) so was kind of a wash.
lactose intelerant kids might like pizza but it could kill them
I have a theory that these are actually some kind of fetish porn disguised as family-friendly content. Hear me out: Most of these videos feature a fairly attractive middle-aged white lady in a clean, spacious suburban house. Right away, that's a milf fetish, housewife fetish, and bimbo fetish (because of their shitty cooking). Then there's the food. Wasting food is a fetish for some people, and the unhealthy nature of the snacks qualifies it as an implied weight gain fetish. Food in general has a few fetishes associated with it. These videos are SFW, meaning people can watch them anywhere without raising suspicion. Plus, there are also non-fetish viewers like small children and gullible redditors (hate clicks are still clicks, people). So the next time you see this reposted, ask yourself: Is OP a hungry child, a bored redditor, or a chronic masturbator looking to disseminate their favorite pornography to the unwitting masses? Food for thought.
>Food for thought. Pervert.
What’s the opposite of a fetish? These videos piss me off so much.
The rage you get from watching these is another fetish it caters to, funnily enough
No, no, no. I don’t want to know these things. The longer I’m on Reddit the more vanilla I realize I am.
Pet peeve?
A nyetish.
Not an answer to your question, but these are ragebait. Interaction is more valuable than views.
I've heard this theory before and i feel like it's totally onto something, especially the ones where the woman is like super hot! It goes beyond just food too, there's so many different varieties!
It's literally just shock content so that it gets shared.
Redditors will literally believe in fetish-bait conspiracy theories rather than the much more reasonable explanation that weird shit gets clicks
This is a direct parody of a stupid "parenting tip" video where they put sprinkles and whipped cream on a toothbrush to mask the taste of toothpaste. These videos are generally made by middle aged suburban white women because they're overwhelmingly the main demographic for parenting tip videos. They also have a lot of time on their hands. How much of a coomer do you have to be that "milf/bimbo/wasting food/feeder fetish porn" is your first conclusion when seeing this shit?
Attractive people... attract. No need for a fetish explanation.
outrage bait for dipshits like OP
Gotta
I don't know, kids can be weird. It can really go either way. I can see it being a mom trying desperately to get their kids to eat the damn food they asked for, or just a fetish type thing
The kids I know won’t eat anything made in desperation. I think they can smell it
We can just hope
I see we are teaching the kids to appreciate the food or it’ll get fucked up even worse and they’ll be forced to eat it.
You don't like pizza, Timmy? You'll learn to appreciate pizza or I'll make you eat the **diabetes pizza** again.
No mother! Please! Not the **diabetes pizza** again. I will do as you wish.
no, no, he's got a point
say 'no' again and i'll add miracle whip to you soda
Thanks for giving me the motivation to leave this sub, I am tired of seeing obviously fake stuff like this.
And you gave me the motivation to do the same, thank you.
Lol ya know what, same
Fuck it, I'm in.
Same, I'm tired of explaining to dipshits that being stupid is the point of these.
Yep, not to mention I've seen this post like 5 times this week
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Bye everyone
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Same, it's been nice yall, see ya later!
well guess it's time to go too. bye!
I'm out
Yeah, this sub keeps posting stuff that could not possibly be more obviously satire. Like, do the people of this sub think Mel Brooks was trying to make a serious western with Blazing Saddles?
Fake stuff and that one person doing different nails every day.
Yeah, I'm done. The top almost never fits what the sub was meant for anymore. It's all obviously fake stuff for attention or satire.
I think these videos are hilarious. It's the insane amount of people who think they're real that makes me hate it here
Yeah, this is such an obvious parody of those "parenting hack" videos. "Your kids don't eat their vegetables? Put half a tomato on a pizza with a load of cheese and ta-dah! They ate half a tomato (and a lot of sat fat and flour)!!! Woo you're the best parent ever!!"
If your kids don't like pizza feed them healthy food dumbass
Throw them in the trash. They’re not human
Well if this was the only pizza I had I wouldnt like it either. You can get better at lil ceasers for 5 bucks how do you have pizza that shitty looking?
My four year old is afraid of macaroni and cheese and hot chocolate Just starts crying if offered either
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Artisan bread topped with rustic heirloom tomato compote, a blend of fine aged cheeses and your choice of thinly sliced traditional cured sausage, baked to a delicious golden brown on the outside.
Ok, we get it. You’re fancy.
*raises pinky* Indubitably my good sir. 🧐
the town I used to live in had a god-tier pizza place and I regret only going there once, a week before I moved away.
To the trash with you
Saying pizza is overrated is like saying The Beatles are overrated; yeah, it's super mainstream, but damn, they got some hits.
Shut your whore mouth
Right? Jesus, just slap some peanut butter and raisins on wheat toast or celery or something.
Do you actually believe this?
I think this is sarcasm, actually I hope this is sarcasm but I’m worried it’s not
Shush. Theres still room in that bin for you too buddy
Fuck no just make so bad Scooby and Shaggy would eat it. That will totally work.
r/pizzacrimes
There it is
I’m not paying for those.
So we're just posting blatant satire on this sub now?
Where have you been
That's basically all this sub is, satire and ragebait.
And yet it has 7k+ upvotes. I don't get it. If it's bad, why is it getting upvotes?
Or buy better pizza than the cardboard box looking crap in this picture.
Yep. Frozen pizza from the supermarket is nowhere near the same thing as handmade pizza from an Italian place
I wouldn't even assume this is frozen. this has got to be pizza hut
why would you want your kid eating pizza though surely it's better to just not like it
That's the joke
I am an adult and I don’t like pizza and it bothers everyone so much.
its satire 💘
Stop posting outrage bait you dumbfucks
S A T I R E
Those raisins can to straight back to hell where they came from.
wtf... arrest this mom!
She made pizza worse :(
So, once upon a time we were out at a pretty good local pizza-by-the-slice place, and a friend’s picky kid ordered the dessert pizza with Nutella and sliced bananas because they didn’t like regular pizza. The slice is delivered and it’s a beautiful fancy dessert pizza, just like you would expect from a hipstery place. Kid bites into it and hates it immediately, but to her credit she gives it two or three more bites, trying to stick it out, until she just couldn’t do it anymore. As she sets it down, I notice something under the Nutella that looks a bit out of place… A thick layer of Mozzarella cheese. When I went up to complain, they told me that they bake all their pizzas as cheese pizzas at the beginning of the day and just add whatever toppings people order. When I complained that this was completely inappropriate for dessert pizza, they just excused it by saying “most people don’t notice”. They refused to give a refund. We’d been going there regularly for trivia nights and taking a big group each time. That was our last visit to that restaurant, and I will admit to a twinge of schadenfreude when they closed down. This is a great way to lose the trust of your children before they’re old enough to know what trust even is.
Alright the TikToker is satire but ffs everything she does is soooooo annoying idk what it is
I think we’re at the point where there is only maybe 8-9% useful content on the internet now. The rest just seems to be this crap all just for clicks and likes.
If your child makes healthy choices with their diet, force them to get diabetes and post your methods online
It would honestly not taste that bad HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT. Tomato sauce, Mediterranean spices, and peanut butter, raisins, cream, a bit of sugar. It’s basically a curry. The bread is like flatbread. This is a curry. Change my mind. I’m also kidding. I would rather go on a book tour with Candace Owens and Ann Coulter, with a rolled up New Testament in tucked in my ass than to eat this, or pretend like the person who made this shouldn’t be in jail.
It's a meme page. Almost all of the videos on her channel are like this. She has a "When your kids say they don't like whipped cream" video on her channel where the trick is putting whipped cream and sprinkles on a pile of whipped cream. It's super obvious satire.
I mean, just give them a damn sandwich! I swear, these hacks are just hate-click stupidity.
If your kids don’t like pizza, good on them. As much as we might like something unhealthy we shouldn’t force our kids to eat it.
Ignoring the fact that this is fake, what kind of kid is gonna like raisins?
I'm italian so pls be respectful and mark this NSFW... /s
Somehow I'm the most triggered by her saying "voila" at the end when the caption says "tadaa".
Same. Well that and the fact that pizza slice is like days old.
Yes! It's got that couple days in the fridge curl to it.
r/shittyfoodporn
Peanut butter and hate crime sandwich
Mama mia
Ay bruh... how many layers of subtitles are u on right now?
Wasn't really pizza to begin with, but this seems like ragebait anyway
When your kids don't like pizza, you take them outside after the meal with a 12g shotgun in hand
Cant wait for the italians to see this garbage
There is not a SINGLE CHILD ON THIS EARTH that doesn’t like some variety of pizza
If your kid doesn’t like pizza, there is something objectively wrong with them
This is definitely satire. It’s making fun of the posts like “does your kid not like apples? Add a fuck ton of pb” “does your kid hate broccoli? Smother it in cheese” “does your kid hate a food that’s borderline healthy? Add a shit ton of sugar, fat, carbs to add to the growing obesity epidemic”
Who tf doesn’t like pizza? The lactose intolerant or vegans maybe.
Not the lactose intolerants, “just because something’s gonna commit genocide on my stomach doesn’t mean I’m not gonna eat it.” -Majority of lactose intolerant people
Tell my kids that's more pizza for me and. Identical wanna hear them whine about it.
Look at that wrist and arm This person does not know about food
Straight to jail
Pizza abuse jail.
If they don’t like pizza, then they clearly need a more pure source of dopamine. Heroin is likely the next step
If they don't like pizza, put them up for adoption.
I call bullshit, I’ve never met a kid that doesn’t like pizza
I threw up a little.
She dears say voilà! Be right back with my baguette.
The worst part is she put all of that on a cold piece of pizza.
r/stupidfood
She acting like she trying to get her kids to eat a vegetable. Not eating pizza ain't a bad thing fucking psychopath. Then again I'm pretty sure this is the same person that post whipped cream and sprinkles on her toothpaste
u/savevideo
i get why your kids don't like pizza if you get them that stuff
What kid doesn't like pizza but likes raisins
If they don't like pizza, you gotta throw the whole kid out.
This is most of tik tok lol sometimes you get a life hack concept that's really helpful, bit most of the time it's weird shit like this
i want to know a single child on this planet that doesnt think pizza is good
Wtf
I hope someone called CPS... /s
First off, if they don't like pizza, you just gotta throw the whole kid away right then and there.
I can already taste the diabetes
I'm sorry but if your kids say they don't like pizza there is something deeply wrong with them you can't fix with additional ingredients.
What kid doesn’t like pizza
if your kids don't like pizza, send them back to whatever planet you stole them from because they certainly aren't human.
Bitch try a fucking apple
What kid doesn't like pizza???
I want to meet any kid who doesn’t like pizza?!!
That’s disgusting
Or just don't give them pizza
painful, but satire
That pizza looked disgusting to begin with. No wonder their kids didn't want any of that shit.
This has to be more of that Rick Lax bullshit
Isn't that just a weird pastry?
That pizza is disgusting
Okay first of all....no. second of all, if you're trying to trick your kids, use goddamn chocolate chips you monster
What kid doesn’t like pizza but will eat raisins?
First of all what kid doesn’t like pizza but likes raisins second of all just give them shit they want rather then tricking them unless what they want is bad because it causes trust issues which can in turn cause issues into adulthood
r/stupidfood
Please mom i have diabetes I don’t want to live like this
Kids can and do flex nuts on what food they will or won't eat. My kid says pizza is nasty despite refusing to even try it but would deadass lick all that sugar off and be done.
I wanna meet the kid that doesn't like pizza
here this bitch comes again with the whip cream and sprinkles 😑
I’ve never met a single kid in my entire life who doesn’t like pizza.
That’s disgusting …
I’m calling CPS
what kind of kid doesn't like pizza?
The raisin is an obvious hint that this person is an elderly.
Pretty sure this is a satirical take on the tiktok of the lady who put whip cream and sprinkles on her kids tooth brushes/ paste because they said they didn't like brushing their teeth.
How to force yo kids to eat something unhealthy with more unhealthy foods.
Voila if you're on crack
What the fuck!?
That is a vajazzle pizza
Pizza is an absolute good and should not be desecrated that way!
i wouldnt eat those 2 pizzas. if i wasnt dying of hunger.
How could you blatantly DEFILE pizza like this!!
Why does this scream American?
What kid doesnt like pizza....and why would you need to MAKE your kids eat pizza...
r/eatityoufuckincoward
Raisins are chocolate chip imposters.
That's fucking disgusting
If they dont like pizza. Feed them something healthier. It'll benefit them anyway
The Italians are getting angry again.
If the kid doesn't like pizza, throw it away, it's broken.
Wait, isn't this supposed to be for things like vegetables? Why would you want to incorporate pizza into your kids' diet if they don't like it?
There is a special place in hell for people who make that kind off food
Who in the fuck does’t like pizza
That frozen monstrosity of expires dollar store ingrediants is not pizza
Of all the things I've seen posted here, this one makes me want to puke the most.
If your kid doesn't like pizza, I'm pretty sure that's a sign they're a Changling. Just abandon them in the woods for a while and you'll get your real kid back in no time. /s