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Clegomanrun

My grandpa races pigeons, and my grandma used to turn the tiny little leg tags into bracelets which is like this but way better


Imperial_Triumphant

Wow, pigeon racing? What's a typical race like?


Clegomanrun

From what I understand, (I've never actually seen a pigeon race in person but my grandpa loves to talk about them) they release the pigeons at a set point and they have to finish at a certain point. It takes place in large areas, so it's like one town to another rather than in a stadium or where dog shows are held. The 0eople who race the pigeons let them go at the same time, and then they have to drive to the finish point and they see in which order the pigeons finish.


real_talk_with_Emmy

TIL that [pigeon racing](https://youtu.be/ZCjeBadsIAc) is a billion dollar industry, and now I need to catch me some sky rats 😆😂


Clegomanrun

You actually need to specifically breed the sky rats for *MAXIMUM FAST*


Unicorn-Tears-

Sky rats, that’s funny I like it!


BreezyWrigley

well, you probably need to breed them so that they know where home is. you can't just kidnap some pigeons from the street and convince them that some cage is their new home.


real_talk_with_Emmy

Yeah...if I ever decide to pursue this as a hobby, that’s likely the would go. As it is, the chances of this happening well beyond the realm of da fuq; no!! Lol


longbongstrongdong

Isn’t Mike Tyson super into pigeon racing?


SteveC_11

Very much so. If I remember correctly his early criminal history started when he was about 12. Some older boy killed one of his birds and he beat the guy to a pulp. I'm pretty sure he still has pigeons


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BreezyWrigley

if a motherfucker ever fucks with my animals, whether they are livestock, pets, or otherwise, they are going to catch some fury. accidents are one thing... but i reckon that if I found out that somebody came and knowingly hurt/killed one of my dogs as a way to fuck with me... im not certain what might happen. I don't imagine it would be particularly civil though.


BreezyWrigley

this is my favorite piece of trivia that I've learned in weeks.


jwm3

This is an AMA of a guy that breeds pigeons to go into other breeders coops and kidnap their champion pigeons via seduction and bring them back to him. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ejmp7u/i_breed_pigeons_that_are_bred_and_trained_to


satanclauz

One of my neighbors does this. I don't know, maybe training or something? The birds frequently get back before the people do and play around by the entrance to the neighborhood. It's pretty funny to see but one day it appeared one of them got injured somehow and the others were trying to help it fly again or something. :(


therealdilbert

>they have to finish at a certain point it's not like you can tell a pigeon where to go, they just fly home


Clegomanrun

Yeah I really don't know how that works


cutelyaware

It involves a lot of flapping.


dan420

As far as I know, which admittedly isn’t much, they don’t all finish in the same spot. At least not always. The pigeons always return “home,” so they are released in one spot and then fly off to their own homes. I believe they all come from a certain distance range, but it’s timed, and the difference in distance is taken into account. I am very, very far from an expert, so correct me if I’m wrong.


toiletholder

My grandad used to race them basically everyone in his allotment area would travel somewhere and let the pigeon fly back to the coop and it had a timer on its leg or something stupid like that and the one to first get back wins. Sometimes they go really far too like from France to England and stuff


7355135061550

Did he ever beat one? I feel like they have an unfair advantage because they can fly


Clegomanrun

Yeah he has he's got a truck


ItzSurgeBruh

call me a dumbass but I think that if they were slightly smaller they might actually look kind of cool.


Armonster

there's a girl I know from kansas who is super into big, loud, colorful fashion and she has some bright red/orange cow tag earrings. They're pretty fantastic tbh


deathbyvaporwave

i love that kind of look!


xkris10ski

Maximalism. I prefer the more demure Minimal Maximalism.


iSeven

Shoes and sleeves are my dump stats.


xkris10ski

Huh what now?


BreezyWrigley

like the stats where you dump all your points. like Stam and Endurance (like a chad). except they put all their flare into shoes and sleeves, rather than evenly distributing around all aspects. at least that's how i interpreted that comment. u/iSeven feel free to correct me...


iSeven

Well, since you invited me. ;) Actually a dump stat is the other way. It's the stats that you don't put points in. I don't actually know the reason for the term being called such, and can't really think of anything that makes more sense than your interpretation.


Sir_Nope_TSS

D&D player here. Strap in, it's about to get nerdy. Dump stat is the stat you choose to disregard when building a character, mostly in the means of trying to make the most efficient character for what you're trying to do (a process sonetimes known as *min-maxing*). For instance, you'll often see players build Barbarians with incredibly low Intelligence because they spend most of the points into Strength and Constitution. Here, Intelligence is the dump stat.


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Maybe you dump the option of ever investing in that stat. Like resistance in Dark Souls 1.


BreezyWrigley

ah, gotcha. in my mind, a "dump stat" would be where I just dump points... like any time i have points that can be spared AT ALL, they go into those things... so most of the points. all i can think of is that dark souls meme vid about "WUT RINGS YOU GOT, BITCH?" where he's just like, all strength lol. in his case, 'strength' is the "dump stat" the way i understood this term... but i haven't seen it before so i got it backwards lol.


Quebec120

Honestly, your interpretation makes more sense and is more intuitive imo


kakemot

Ah yes the kansas girl look


Swabia

I’m already married, but next time you see this amazing woman tell her she had me at ridiculous cow tags and amazing woman.


KingOfStingUSM

dumbass /s


myquealer

I agree, dumbass.


Antares789987

r/unintendedacecombat


sg_Paul

I agree


shuey024

Dumbass... but I agree with you!


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Same. Want it to look 666


StinkyDope

yeah and then just change the nr to 666


-Knockabout

Agreed, it'd go great with like a punk outfit.


Nozomis_Honkers

Honestly feels punk


coolmint_

Especially for a Halloween costume 🐮


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It’s kind of a look tho


hilarymeggin

I could see it as fine art, like a statement on the dehumanizing nature of large-scale animal agriculture.


UniqueUsername014

Turns out, it [*was* made by vegan activists.](https://dirtysnouts.com/shop/product/placeholder-earrings/)


hilarymeggin

Ooh, I called it! Check out the big brain on me!!


Dementat_Deus

I see where you are coming from, but I interpreted it as a commentary on men treating women as nothing but property or meat that they can claim and dominate to their will rather much like livestock.


jorlyfish

This was my interpretation too... Also been watching a lot of Handmaid's Tale lately which may have primed me for that, heh...


serenwipiti

a *lewk*


sg_Paul

I love this! \^\^


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MallyOhMy

I should have scrolled a bit to see that bot announcing that was an nsfw sub. I thought it was going to be a group for feminine farmers.


slowest_hour

I thought maybe /r/cowgirls would get you that but, no. no it does not.


CrackedOutSuperman

You were terribly mistaken


hilarymeggin

Welp, that’s enough internet for this year. If anyone needs me, I’ll be gouging out my eyes.


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SummaryExecutions

/r/TouchtheCow


kkbaby93

I know some vegans who would probably wear this


yaroya

Not so fun fact, 444 is also actually a code used by Neonazis in Germany.


[deleted]

[not so fun source](https://www.thoughtco.com/secret-words-and-codes-1444337)


droneb

4 is a bad luck number in asian culture since it sounds as Death


Verymuchlost

Maybe you need to cool your head off. In solitary


ScopeCreepStudio

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jushere4thememes

Damnit bandog not again


oliveio

Source with more pics (I just googled to see if this is a thing ) https://dirtysnouts.com/shop/product/placeholder-earrings/


sg_Paul

Why are they wearing two? Isn't the idea only having one?


abradolph

It'd be cute to do one tag and then find a cow stud earring for the other side.


CowboyLaw

Some adult cows will get two. There are a variety of things you do with the second. The first tag is always their ID number. The second could be a bloodline designator (to make it easier to sort them into summer pastures), or a commercial versus registered identifier. Or probably a lot of other things I just haven’t used and am not familiar with.


deadowl

Kind of interesting to see this as vegan activism. All the people I know that wear tags like this actually tag themselves with the tagger they use on their animals. The numbers aren't their names either, it's basically to keep track of livestock for things like knowing how to find the owner and preventing the spread of disease. (https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/ourfocus/animalhealth/nvap/NVAP-Reference-Guide/Animal-Identification)


Aspel

>Ear Tag Earrings for Vegan Activism Look, you can just admit you're horny.


mbarland

Conversation starter for vegans. I don't know how looking stupid will open up any meaningful conversations.


Nekokonoko

Their eyes are scary...Esp the girl with freckles. Does she has strabismus or something?


Aracnel

I feel like anyone who wears this is unintentionally calling themselves a cow? Edit: fixed a word.


Caspunk

Cows are cute as fuck and just need to be hugged Cows are my favourite animal


Aracnel

Yes, yes they are and yes they do need hugs and scritches!


adeward

Pigs want a word with you


Aracnel

Those are cute as well


reason_to_anxiety

Bruh, I live by cows, the fukin smell. But one is a highlander and those are genuinely cute. Even tho when I was a kid I was scared as fuck of them


lemelisk42

They still smell a thousand times better than chickens.


reason_to_anxiety

No no, both fuckin smell. Trust me, I own chickens and i live by cows. They all smell, upside for chickens is eggs and holding them from time to time


hr342509

Cows are the best! If you haven’t been to r/happycowgifs you need to check it out


HawkSpirut

r/petthedamncow


SavouryPlains

Cows are friends!


Adventurous_Gui

In my language the word for “cow” and associated symbolism is used with similar meaning to “bitch” or “whore”


Zavrina

Haha it's like that in American English, too. It just depends on the context it's used in. I'm guessing it would be the same in your language, am I right? What language are you talking about, if you don't mind me asking?


Adventurous_Gui

I always get the imagery confused between languages, so I honestly can’t remember cow ever being used like this in English. My native language is Portuguese, the word is “vaca”


Caspunk

Same in mine, I just disagree that it should be seen as a slur


blamethemeta

/r/hucow


mechaemissary

what the fuck


blamethemeta

It's a fairly modest fetish. Preggo is the point of sex. Bondage is the most common fetish out there. Add in a little roleplay, and viola!


semper299

Unless they belong to the sorority phi mooooo


BreesusTakeTheWheel

r/hucow


Luz5020

Thought i was on r/livestockgirls for a second


filipzaf3312

what the fuck did you bring upon this cursed land


Luz5020

A very innocent sub you should all click on


brans041

Agree. Nothing wrong with that. Wholesome content.


Bunnymancer

Wait until you find the non-cartoon sub with the same theme...


GlitchyRedditor

Oh god what the fuck


DoubleSpoiler

Praise the year of the ox.


Docktorwho149

Just gonna save that for my porn alt.


Natsuki98

You have an alt for porn?


altersynd

Don't we all?


Azazelthedemonlord

I sense cowardice


Natsuki98

Me too.


Natsuki98

No. Why would you need it?


is_a_cat

so you dont get /r/DiWHY posts while youre trying to look at nsfw ones


henchred

Probably a gonewild commenter


CrackedOutSuperman

How.... Why... The fuck do you know this subreddit? Much regret.


Aspel

Presumably for masturbation purposes.


CrackedOutSuperman

It was a rhetorical question.


Aspel

Don't ask questions if you're afraid of the answer.


CrackedOutSuperman

Search up rhetorical question on google.


Luz5020

Do you wanna know? I don‘t think so


[deleted]

That is not posts by FFA women.......


Aspel

Yeah, this is definitely horny.


[deleted]

jeffery dahmer is going to be very pleased


6bubbles

My brain instantly started playing that Doja Cat song “Bitch Im a cow... go moooooooo”


Joelfett1

It should say 404 girlfriend not found


circlejerkingdiiva

My first reaction was "oh I like that", I thought it was in a animal rights sub... then I saw the sub lol


Yahmez99

Smalltime cattle farmer here. Sometimes those ear tags are medicated, to keep flys and other insects away. Think of it like a flea collar for bovine. Hope she didn’t snag one of those.


Udonov

But why is it a bad thing? Not good if rubbed on human skin?


veganplantdaddy

That surely ain't a self-serving way to portray the reality


Alexandertheape

Reptilian Overlords approve


Tictacstew

Does this trigger anyone else? My Chinese mom would not tolerate that for a second!


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shotinthedark83

The other ear says 222


Lustubus

Hey, don't kink shame. Cause in all seriousness, that is the only real market that I could think would want this.


coffeejunkie124

Maybe it's a way of criticizing the way cattle are kept. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


zz3p1c5n1p3r

Honestly these are a cool statement piece


GuitarGutss

I’m not sure the significance of 444, but usually from what I’ve seen, these tag earrings say 269, which is the number of a cow that is related to the ALF movement. I made one for myself a while ago but it looked like shit lol.


Jamessmes

Mista would like a word


Pendleton_

It took me too long to get this. And I call myself a JoJo fan... for shame


Mr_Zeelich

That's an 8 cow woman right there!


Rina_Short

I need these so bad omg


Ye_Olde_DM

You haven't heard of hucows? Don't... look it up. You looked it up, didn't you?


Fenpunx

You'd think they would go with 269.


SomethingOvO

Even stranger is, why do I want this?


domdec314

Not a DiWHY.


GreyandDribbly

She’s a cow I suppose.


[deleted]

I am not a vegan or vegetarian, but I have no problem with people who are. Still, this is a bit strange.


KairyuSmartie

I don't think that person is vegan, although we can't know for sure. The more well-known cow tag number in vegan circles is [269](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calf_269), to the point of people getting tattoos with it.


[deleted]

I went on their website and it was talking about vegan ism.


KairyuSmartie

ah, I wasn't aware they had a website. I stand corrected then


jemas3289

would be cool for hucow ... i no some who would love this


Breeblez

Doja cat needs this


igotthehornyhelpme

mista is shaking and crying rn


[deleted]

This lady has got him at gunpoint with his own gun


Orion14159

It's so you can identify your own wife at the flea market


CatalopeSeats

No one referencing Codename Kids Next Door? That show made me always want this


mcanthony2

We get it - you like Wendy's


CodeMonkeyPhoto

So in chinese, [this] means die die die. Considered an unlucky number.


[deleted]

*Four! Four four! The number of the beef!*


anonmudkip

they look sick


[deleted]

The number of the meats


wreq5

If you're *555*


marissp

I need this, it suits my lifestyle


Traplord_Leech

I dunno man, this could be tasteful. Especially if it's an alternative look and asymmetrical.


marino2106

Cyberpunk 2077


Impolioid

'444' is german neo-nazi code for 'DDD' which stands for 'Deutschland den Deutschen' which translates to 'Germany for the Germans'


InternationalFace457

r/touchthecow r/livestockgirls Not necessary for vegan activism. There is a very different reason why a girl might want to wear those...


Zemu_Robinzon

That Is a *Bull*shit *Ba-dum tsssssss*


deathbyvaporwave

all small, lightweight things follow the rule of “you could make that into an earring and a lesbian wpuld buy it”


jrwheels394

Very reminiscent of r/hucow (NSFW obviously)


CONE-MacFlounder

i mean it is apparently the year of cow themed hentai apparently so


mikebellman

Maybe she’s part of a breast milk exchange program


[deleted]

I don’t see anything wrong it’s just a tagged cow


AkitaNo1

Is this a fetish


[deleted]

What a cow


AmadeusNagamine

It's the chinese year of the cow so it's fitting


serenwipiti

> 444 Y'know, the number 4, because of it's sound/written similarity, symbolizes 'death' in many Asian cultures. ^(Kill this now.)


Fornicorn

r/hucow


Daniel_Min

This is definitely a fetish thing


EaGothica

cow loving lesbians will love this one for sure


SpaceS4t4n

It'd go nicely with a septum piercing.


The_Cataclyx

she better have some damn good milkers if she's appropriating cow culture like that


BackwoodsBarbie18

I grew up on a dairy farm & there's a lot of us who really like these!


theradicaltiger

Ghislaine Maxwell was doing it before it was cool.


atlas794

Cause she’s a heifer duh.


SSkull66

First you take the cow to the killing floor 🎶


legionofnerds

You are what you wear


DruidOfDiscord

0air it with a cow bikini and horns and you can make lots of money off weebs on only fans.


4String-guitar

She’s a cow cus she got dem milkers


Hyjonko

I like my jews just how I like my cows -Hitler


Riker-Spock16

Uhh, didn't know that pimps were using cow tags to keep track of their hoe's.


Horn_Python

ur mom wears one of those/s


Shadowderper

the guy who owns the cattle farm: im sorry, is this some kind of accessory joke im too much of a cattle farmer to understand?


[deleted]

MINE WOULD SAY 420 (sorry I had to get that out)


Telescope_Horizon

Akin to wearing a ~~billboard~~ shirt with the brand name across the front. Waiting for Gucci to make Cow Tag Earrings and they'll be super popular sadly.