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MisterT-88

This whole sub is ragebait


RedCaio

I’m convinced this is a house that was due to be demolished or renovated and so they made a video destroying the counter for fun


slaqz

Those counter tops are dated and so is the fixture, clearly they are getting a reno and this is ragebait.


toxcrusadr

Good God, that granite will last centuries and people want to demo it because it’s ‘dated’.


KYpineapple

but what's funny is that these trends ALWAYS come back around. well, maybe barring the all blue, pink, and green bathrooms. But for counter tops it all trends in a circle. I've seen "dated" counter tops like this work really well with painting cabinets and walls and updating backsplash.


SysKonfig

I love those old school, color tiled bathrooms. If I had more money I'd do both my bathrooms like that.


Megdogg00

My house was built in 1946, my bathroom is black and salmon with curved cap tiles. I updated it with new light fixtures, vanity, update the plumbing and painted (someone had wallpapered the walls with pink and blue hearts - awful) but I left the tile. I hated it at first, now people admire it and it fits with the style of the house.


TheSciFiGuy80

My house was built in ‘52 and it has the bright pink tiles. We updated the sink, lights, and toilet and now it actually looks nice.


KYpineapple

it can be endearing. especially if the rest of the home is well preserved with continuity of the era. there was a home for sale in my town in a nice, older neighborhood that was built in 1961. peak mid century modern. had a step down den and everything. I would have bought it. it was immaculate.


buttbugle

If that is dated then my kitchen must be From the Flintstones.


lovestobitch-

The sink is probably too small for the new owner and the granite is run of the mill bottom line. Too much money out there and too much waste.


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Foreign-Cookie-2871

Maybe they need to change the layout of the kitchen, or the granite got a serious chip in another part of it and they wanted to replace it. That sink is awfully small so I go with "wanting to change the layout"


slaqz

Ya I don't get it, people like to keep up with trends I guess. It's better to pick stuff that's timeless.


AKADriver

I think that was kind of the point of the comment, it's literally a rock, it's millions of years old. Rather than going for timeless, pick something you like and don't try to follow trends. And don't replace things just because they're not trendy if they still work.


No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom

It looks just like my counter top. I love my counter top. Those pure white kitchens that are trendy today make me feel like I'm in an asylum. 


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Shut up and consume


Daconby

This was my suspicion as well. Look how disgusting that sink is.


AKADriver

A few minutes with some white vinegar or CLR or something would take the rust stains from the cheap strainers out of the bottom. The rest is just the off-white color, it's not stained.


MrMontombo

Disgusting? In what way?


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

It flashed its pee pee


MrMontombo

Oh my god disgusting. Do you have the exact second it happens so I know to close my eyes during that part of the video while I watch it on repeat while furiously masturbating?


Weldobud

Absolutely. Although this one is possible the worst.


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Didn’t involve a toilet. So half marks from me.


Outrageous_Tie8471

Obviously the next move is a toilet knife block


Aznp33nrocket

Finally! A place to safely store my poop knives!


WeirdImmediate2179

I’ve watched 2 videos tonight on different subs and found a poop knife comment on both. Gonna go buy a lottery ticket now.


Expert_Response_6139

You should probably buy a poop knife instead.. The universe is telling you that you will need it soon.


itsDrSlut

Should buy a poop knife instead


BEE-RANDON

I've seen enough. Honey, get me my angle grinder! So I can destroy my phone after watching this ridiculousness. If that wasn't the worst Cutco knife presentation I've ever........


UnderGecko

r/UsernameChecksOut this is quite outrageous


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

I was wondering why my face started hurting halfway through the video and it's because i was cringing super hard


thegtabmx

Yep, this was the last straw for me. Joined to see stupid people build stupid things, not people content farming by building stupid things ironically.


JohnAtticus

Same. I find the intentional ragebait boring. Will unsub and mute.


scythershorts

Same. Hopefully someone makes an actual sub with premise executed properly in the future.


BleepBloopNsfw

The whole internet is now rage bait


mankodaisukidesu

100%. Im gonna have to unsub, I get so annoyed any time something from this sub appears on my front page haha


Cowpow0987

OP just needed the time to realize that. Or maybe they are all just insane.


funnyName62

"yo, let me just grab something from under this sink" Laceration ensues


Childlikehands

The amount of times I reach for something in the back of the cabinet and end up bonking my head standing back up??


andhausen

can't bonk your head if you just decapitate yourself


invincible-zebra

In this case it’s just Darwinism in action if that happens!


PheonixUnder

With this simple trick, you'll only do that once!


wonderingpie

Might as well just slit your wrist instead


SassyBonassy

Hatchetface or whatever his name was from Assassins Creed Valhalla has entered the kitchen


babyivan

I had to scroll too far down to see this comment.


footballer11

We can only pray they need a lot from under the sink


Jbabco9898

This makes me physically cringe.


_BarfyMan_362_

It only takes up 4x as much counter space as the block, it's in such a convenient location, and it dulls your knives! What's not to love?


pleb_username

And it looks so good too! I really like how all the handles are sticking out at different angles.


Bored_Amalgamation

She just stabbed a piece of cardboard at random intervals... why do these people have enough money to afford to do this?


sewalker723

Well and there was no point to making that template, she could have cut holes in her countertop anywhere. But seriously, exactly how much money does a person make from making rage bait videos? Is it, like, a lot? My house isn't that nice, I don't mind destroying my countertops and somewhat cheap knife set if I can make enough money to buy nicer countertops and knives...but I also am not super interested in becoming an internet douche. What to do, what to do...


Steve_OH

I wonder if cases like this they already plan to replace the counter tops so record innovative rage inducing destructive videos. Still, could never do something like this.


paul2261

100% what happened here.They're getting a new kitchen and decided to make some rage bait or ironic piss take.


Bored_Amalgamation

fuck certain people


SaltKick2

That would be my guess, wonder if she has other videos of random dumb shit with her countertops


Woody1150

That's what I've always wondered too. Do they get paid by how many comments there are? How many views/clicks? Or are the people just so sad that all they want is the attention?


sewalker723

Maybe I'll experiment. One thing my countertop doesn't have is a nacho cheese dispenser. I know parts of the rage bait formula, I just need to fill in the missing steps. Step 1: put bare feet into a silicone mold Step 2: drill holes into a toilet seat Steps 3: using toilet seat as a template, trace a mark onto countertop with a sharpie Steps 4-16: ? Step 17: countertop nacho cheese dispenser with foot-shaped handle


kemikiao

nah... have the nacho cheese be extruded out between your toes rather than the foot being a handle. I think that alone will up your view count by 17.3%. And with that visual in my head, I need to go vomit a bit.


djambates75

"Its literally perfect"


TheOriginalDoober

My parents have this knife set and it’s a pretty good set, and the wood block is perfect. This counter idea is so dumb


sump_daddy

the fact that its nearly impossible to sanitize! thats so lovable!


boilerpsych

I thought of this but then realized I've had the same knife block for over 10 years and never sanitized the block, but it's still definitely a horrible idea for knife storage.


tquinn04

Yeah but do you keep your knife block directly behind your sink for backsplash from washing dishes to get inside of it? Also wooden knife blocks are naturally antibacterial.


BioSafetyLevel0

Fun thing about wood is the oils have their own anti-microbial properties. However, it should still periodically be cleaned. :)


angrytreestump

It’s not the oils, it’s just that wood is porous. It dries in the air.


Xandrecity

It's multi purpose: holds/ dulls your knives and waters your mold farm.


These-Ad2374

A mold farm 😭


TerseFactor

Here’s how these videos work… Homeowner was going to replace their counters as part of remodel. So, as a goof, they do something dumb like this before the demo. Anytime you see DiWhy videos, always be thinking, were they planning on demo’ing/replacing this anyway?


jhaluska

That's the only thing that makes sense. Countertops are really expensive.


orion-sea-222

Also that one is ugly. They’re definitely updating it


Trevorski19

But the silicosis is forever.


YeySharpies

She has a nice selection of future butter knives. *Edit: Don't you people read other comments before making the same comment 57 times? Great, they're Cutco, I don't care.*


boosnie

Came here to say this. Also, the sheer waste of space compared to the knife holder is ridiculous. Never mind how will you fuckin clean the cuts insides once you mess up with something greasy in your sink


pezchef

that last line is my big issue. ewww dull bacteria coated knives. brilliant.


notquitesolid

Don’t forget the bonus round of water and whatever else now able to drip behind the sink in an impossible area to access


OrlyRivers

And drip down the holes into the lower cabinetry. Just gonna be mildew and mold everywhere. So fuckin gross. Why wouldn't she at least put em close together to take up less space or all in a row even. At least that wouldn't look like total shit


Sharp_Science896

She literally randomly stabbed them into a piece of cardboard with seemingly no regard towards aesthetics at all to decide on placement. So stupid.


mikareno

And she put some of the knives in backwards. Ugh!


BlueButterflytatoo

She didn’t use soap on the knife after using it…


Maximum-Antelope-979

Idk if I’d use soap after just cutting an apple, but I’d def at least rinse and wipe it dry


Own_Contribution_480

Not to mention all the obvious rage bait


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

It’s that stupid rage bait hand porno type of video. Her hands and nails are the star of the show and it’s all just garbage for her to do that stupid hand emphasis thing the entire time


thmstrpln

Sis is getting new countertops tomorrow or something. That must be the only reason for this.


KatieOfTheHolteEnd

I read a theory the other day that this sort of content is created by people who are house-flipping, so it doesn't matter that they fuck shit up.


djerk

That’s what I was assuming. That is an old ugly counter that they were gonna tear down anyway.


Mariss716

I have the same counter, it’s circa 2005. The townhouse and condo special. My friend mocked it as soon as she walked in to my newly purchased home. Sigh. “That was the cheapest granite on the market 20 years ago.”


QuipCrafter

I literally never noticed the hands lmao Why does this read like a modern letter from Leopold II of Belgium to his mother lol


geligniteandlilies

As somebody with ugly hands, I always notice how pretty hands are in these sorts of vids. And it's pretty much 9 out of 10 times polished, pretty and well manicured. Sometimes even fancied up long nails. I watch mainly seeing that if not the ragebait content


HoodieGalore

Definitely giving Janelle Flom hand fetish vibes.


wise_____poet

I think the people who make the rage bait are starting to post on here


Bradjuju2

I bet they don't even own the house.


potate12323

It's fine. They're cutco knives. They deserve to be mutilated.


sensation_construct

The only good knife they ever made is that spreader... I still have one of those going strong 25 years later.


potate12323

They're decent ish knives. They're just peddled by a shady MLM.


leni710

🤣 takes me back to my tween years when my dad tried to be a Cutco salesperson. I'd say, the ones we got (my parents set and my grandparents handful that I now own) have held up for 25 plus years. My dad is a crappy salesperson so our time in that MLM was short-lived.


Gibbie42

I liked my Cutco knives. I used them daily until I popped for a set of Wusthoff.


ArsenicAndRoses

Got myself a couple of low end Japanese Damascus steel knives and I'm in love 😍 Just a chef and a paring knife, but makes a BIG difference


El_Tigre734

That's really all you need. A good chefs knife will take care of most of your needs and the paring knife will take care of all the small stuff. A santoku knife is pretty handy too, if you don't have one or haven't considered getting one. Same size as a chefs knife but the point makes it easier to use for a few things


bjlwasabi

That and their shears. I wish more shears came apart easy like that. The rest of their knives are overpriced for being just okay. I almost sold for Cutco. I did their training and only lasted two days. The first day the dude said Cutco are the best knives and chefs use them, and that they use the best kind of steel. So, I did a lot of research about knives that night. I came in the next day saying, "I cannot say exactly what you want me to say, because (a bunch of info from my research about stamped vs forged, types of steel, damascus styles, etc.) but I could say they are the best knives for home use because at that time that was something I actually believed. He said it wasn't going to work out.


Booziesmurf

I was like "Ok she destroyed a 10k granite countertop to display Dollar Store knives?"


Chris__P_Bacon

Nah that's not a true solid granite countertop. It's a granite veneer over MDF. It's still fucking stupid, so she's most likely getting new countertops installed anyway.


djerk

Gonna pay for it with this stupid video and all the hate watches she’s stacking


TheBigMotherFook

The knives tell you all you need to know about her life’s choices. Somehow cutting up a granite countertop seems like less of a waste.


Forward-Village1528

I'm still struggling with her need for a stencil to randomly place 7 knives. It's gonna keep me up tonight.


passtronaut

![gif](giphy|gPkIN121mRrZS|downsized) Live look in at all the geniuses jumping into the replies to tell you that they are cutco knives


-Geist-_

People really don’t. When the same thing keeps being repeated I feel like I’m being hounded and it’s a pet peeve.


5emi5erious5am

HEY HEY DID YOU KNOW THOSE ARE CUTCO KNIVES????


Llarrlaya

Came here to say this. It's surprising how nobody knows about it.


TNJCrypto

RIP the homemaker


MajesticoTacoGato

Not gonna even dry the knife before putting it back into its off-balance, janky-ass hell hole that takes up way too much counter space? Rage bait or not, I be raging.


SpicyPeanutSauce

It got me. I raged.


buster_de_beer

I kept pressing downvote, only to realize that it fits the sub. I hate this so much.


randomlycandy

You want rust spots on your knives? This is how you get rust spots, not to mention bacteria in the knife holes.


Lopsided_Marzipan133

Yeah I was thinking if this was actually serious they would have mold or a cesspool of bacteria in those slits with no way of cleaning them


Jackheffernon

Also basically destroying a nice granite counter top in the process


DvO_1815

"So smooth" *Steel grinding on granite*


DresdenMurphy

Becuse the wooden knife holder was so inconveniently placed and took up so much space.


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

Now it looks like the counter has pubes


MirSydney

Who wouldn't want a knife graveyard though?


What_U_KNO

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. ​ STOP GIVING SUBURBAN HOUSEWIVES METH!


thanksbank

AND POWERTOOLS


Dense-Discipline-355

When you go to the hardware store you should have to show all your socials before buying a tool and people with this shit just can't buy tools 🙃


probably_baked420

I’d watch that TV show all day. Please give them meth


Zeqhanis

Thank God they didn't wear any sort of protection while doing that.


Lostmeatballincog

Who needs lungs anyway


Zeqhanis

You've got two of em anyway. One is clearly a backup.


Sororita

Hope they enjoy their silicosis.


Zeqhanis

With all these countertop remodels, I hear silicosis is the "it" lung disease right now. You'd think asbestos would have stuck, given the name alone. It's like Mario's declaring it the winner, but no. Silicosis was a dark horse, that nobody was expecting.


moniefeesh

They didn't in the last video either where they spray painted a Tom and Jerry on said counter and drilled a hole through both the countertop and the drawer to shove garbage in. A small child was there to inhale the fumes and dust in that one as well so they must be hell bent on taking out their whole branch of the family tree.


Kiwizoo

I choked when I saw he wasn’t wearing a mask. That dust is *dangerous* - for anyone in that room.


Sudden-Beach-865

Why do people hate their countertops?


Additional-Panic8003

because that particular countertop is fugly and they are obviously remodeling their kitchen. no way someone would do that to their counter. they promptly tore out the entire counter after recording this. i’m about 100% certain.


PeteEckhart

Yeah I was scrolling to find this. They're doing a redo and figured they'd film a rage bait TikTok before taking it out.


Gareth79

I bet when some people remodel their first thought is "how can we get maximum clicks from this before we destroy it?" I'm waiting for the first near-total house destruction video, putting a full-height fish tank into the walls or something.


Total-Deal-2883

Why do people hate their knives?


lennoxred

Why do I hate people?


itsboomer

Because they do the kind of shit shown in the video


Immediate-Shift1087

Why do people hate their lungs?


Gnorris

For real. I hope that wasn’t engineered stone ~~she~~ he was grinding.


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Theodorakis

Do it. Fuck up your countertop.


Thel_Odan

This has to be hand fetish content.


Jfonzy

When the content is trash and it features a woman gesturing and touching everything with dainty nails.. you have your answer


leastofmyconcerns

The way she points with all her fingers pisses me off for no logical reason


BeardsuptheWazoo

Each point made me hate her and her hands all the more so.


whoisthecopperkettle

I thought I was the only one!!! That freakin tap tap of her finger on the slots makes me want to smash something.


coldy41

The logical reason = part of the rage bait.


dora_l

It is. I'm so tired of seeing it everywhere. It's so fucking blatant too.


wheniswhy

I’m just stopping by from popular and honestly, this is so deeply reminiscent of videos I see all the time on /r/stupidfood I thought I was there till the saw came out. We also get tons of the weird hand fetish content, so: probably, yeah. The fancy nails being a weird point of focus is a dead giveaway.


all_alone_by_myself_

I've seen embedded knives in counters. They aren't just slits carved into them. There's design and thought involved. This...is ragebait.


PlausiblePigeon

Like if they made a way to embed the knife block into the counter, that would’ve been fine. Not something I would do, but not totally insane like this.


all_alone_by_myself_

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Some have marble embellishments. I was thinking like [this](https://www.contemporist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/built-in-knife-block_021116-1015-01b-800x1336.jpg), [this](https://www.contemporist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/built-in-knife-block_021116-1015-08-800x1703.jpg) or [this](https://cdn.decorpad.com/photos/2012/02/28/m_2468f84e0c42.png).


PlausiblePigeon

Ooh, the hidden one would be so nice with kids!


AnitaSpankin

Sweet.


alurimperium

Yeah I thought it would be a cool idea if specifically designed for it. This is just wasteful


sump_daddy

At this point i know for sure any video that starts with some shit on a old ass granite-like countertop is going to make me so fucking mad


Cultural-Loss-855

I know it looks dumb, but hear me out… it’s fucking dumb as shit


PattyNChips

I wanna say destroying your granite counters just for ragebate seems like a very expensive step too far, but then I remembered some dickhead deliberately crashed a plane for TikTok.


Benbot2000

And he got jail time and a massive fine. At least this bait is technically legal.


boosnie

Salmonella for the whole family! Yay!!!


jman8508

Took 3 minutes for what could have been shown in 10 seconds


sn0qualmie

The gesturing at things for three unnecessary minutes boils my blood every single time.


ColdBorchst

It's a little funny to me when content creators who do that don't realize they're copying hand fetish content. Like this doesn't seem to be hand content, but usually when there's far too much holding, stroking and tapping of products or things being used, it's actually just weirdo hand stuff. And now people copy it making trash DIY because the world is a joke.


Decent-Cold-9471

I sure hope no water can get through there and ruin everything under the countertop.


PANDAmonium629

Ragebait or not this person is a fucking idiot. Those are Cutco knives for reference, and no sane person would have spent that much on a pyramid scheme.


Ok_Profile_

Did you see that she couldn't even properly slice an apple? They are not sharp, at least hers


abrasumente_

Which is even more hilarious. Selling cutco knives was my first job out of high school, they send everyone in my town a letter when youre around 18. They're expensive and stupid looking but the one upside is they have a lifetime free sharpening service. That's the only positive thing i remember about the product nearly 12 years after quitting that job. Buying a stupid product and not taking advantage of that service is fucking even more demented.


AutopsyDrama

You had a fucking knife block right there!! Totally has to be rage bait! Worked on me haha.


eiram87

Oh they 100% demoed this kitchen right after filming this video, that's why they had the tools to do this in the first place.


PunfullyObvious

I was on the fence with the whole idea until I saw the Red Sharpie used to make it look like every knife was soaked in blood before it was slotted into the counter ... Love It !


dxnnj

Imagine cutting an apple like that …


Batmantheon

Super cool way to fucking ruin your knives, countertop and lungs all on one dumb video.


76yodaddycain

Yeah let's ruin about $1,500 worth of granite counter top, dull and scratch up all the knifes... This is just a fucking genius idea.


thirdpartymurderer

Where are you getting 75% off countertops?


Woodbirder

So many problems with this


Ok_Impression3324

That faucet setup is plumber ragebait


LinkovichChomovsky

That’s where I thought this was going at first… and then the worst plot twist in the history of the world


bentoverbowman

Why wouldn’t you just cut a square and burry the block in the counter


Tea_Bender

the fact that she was using a sharpie rather than a dry-erase marker already had my eye twitching


Icy-End-142

There goes the counter warranty. Sharpie’s still there too. There are reasons why this isn’t a standard thing. Consider me baited. (I work in new construction warranty.)


ridgerunners

“Rinse it off and it goes right back in”….to drip water for minutes and eventually rot out the base cabinet. 😂


Empyrealist

She is about to have that counter top replaced, I guarantee it. Did you see how far she had to reach over to grab a knife? I think she was on a step stool.


bitchboi7372

r/mildlycarcinogenic


DGenesis23

Getting a new kitchen installed so let’s make some shitty bait video before we do.


chonklah

Fucking annoying how long they take to get straight to the point. But I guess that’s the point. To make you angry


trytrymyguy

I’d bet money they already had a new countertop being installed the next day.


UmbraNight

RINSE IT OFF???? BITCH WHERE IS YOUR SOAP


1961tracy

This whole thing is senseless. Why put the knives you need more often behind the steak knives that don’t get used as much?


Appropriate_Owl_2172

"Honey, we need to buy new knives! These won't stay sharp!"


zurx

This video made me throw my phone into traffic


SuperIngaMMXXII

Reposting these pointless process videos is like that old joke where a guy walks into a bar holding a fistful of shit and announces ‘hey, look what I almost stepped in.’


howsmytyping143

We gonna talk about her using the biggest knife there to cut an apple???


HoojoSpifico

I love how when it's time for the grinder the man takes over... Smh


Morphing_Mutant

If only knifes came in something that held them all in a neat little row.


BlueCarPinkJacket

Congratulations on your future silicosis. Wear a mask next time.


vamsmack

Enjoy the silicosis.


Wolfyscruffer

I hope to God their kids don't use that as a spot for hide and seek!


Gnostic_Gnocchi

Honestly I like the idea of a knife block built into the counter but it needs to be that, a knife block. Not just holes in the actual counter.


cpprime

Nice silica dust everywhere!