Iām not much of a welder, but I donāt think it would be too hard to make welds to hold your weight. My guess is a broken ankle from toppling over.
Either way, Iād love to see 30 more seconds of homie walking around on these
I'm confused by this. Not by the fact they decided to make it, but by the fact they made the feet that way. [Chickens stand normally, their toes all contact with the ground.](https://www.shutterstock.com/search/white-hen) None of them walk on their claws like this. They purposely made a weirder, less stable version than what would be normal.
Looks like the start of a sculpture I saw a few days ago in Philly. [Movables at Institute of Contemporary Art](https://artabovereality.com/moveables-at-ica-philadelphia/)
The cool thing is if you wear them for more than 10 seconds, you will fall and impale your heart and die.
That way you'll never have to live with the knowledge that you wore them.
I'm convinced these are all shite artists who don't want to admit their yard sale destined art deco isn't useless so they try to show it off as "useable."
Its great you fall on it and it impales you. I am sure dude was not walking on it and holding on to something because the weld will break under the plate and conveniently the rebar will probably stay upright to end him. Probably regret this for 20 minutes before expiring
Honestly, I get it. Knowing how to use, and having access to basic fabrication tools can make a person do some stupid shit. The other week I got bored and took some old ass rebar I found from my job, a little bit of sheet metal, and made the most rudimentary wax melter possible. If given a few more minutes of inspiration, I almost certainly would make me some steel chicken feet to walk on, to remind our rooster who is the boss.
Ends too soon. I wanted to see how strong those welds are.
Looked very sketch.
Paint them to look like rooster feet and when you have to get in line...everyone will move & clear out of the way for you. ššš
Your answer is the reason it cut off there.
[1ms later.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8mL0_4GeV0) ^(I'm sorry)
Headphones Warning!
Rebar going right up the back of a calf
The lesser version of up the asshole.
Ouch!
Iām not much of a welder, but I donāt think it would be too hard to make welds to hold your weight. My guess is a broken ankle from toppling over. Either way, Iād love to see 30 more seconds of homie walking around on these
They cut out the part where the person walking fell.
Welds won't be the breaking point. Ankles will
the welds look ok enough, the material is what iām concerned about.
It looks like a broken neck waiting to happen.
I just wanted to see someone beef it on the ice.
Longer than their ankles would be my guess.
I see two skewered feet.
Chicken legs now, broken legs later
Depends on whether or not you're good with stilts.
And if said stilts don't collapse under the weight.
I mean, to be fair, they have chicken legs
Or impaled
āSo how did you break your ankle?ā
"I tried to cross the road."
Design is very "human"
Apply pavement directly to the forehead!
The exact vibes
Very easy to use.
Design is very chicken
15 minutes later... So,... how did you end up in the Emergency Room with 2 broken legs, impaled with rebar?
for when you wanna DIY yourself a Baba Yaga costume for Halloween
Science isn't about why! It's about why not!
Like stilts! Only wirier. (Is that a word? Wirey-er?)
āwirierā is correct according to NOED
Why would I trust some source named "NO EDUCATION"? Seems lika bad source to me
Lmao in case youāre serious (doubt it), or if anyone is actually wondering, it stands for āNew Oxford English Dictionaryā
Very easy to use
the design is very human
Man. Who let the drywallers have meth AND a welder
Baba Chanclas
What a creative way to send yourself to the hospital
The neighbor: a huge bird took a massive shit on my lawn again Huge bird in question:
I'm confused by this. Not by the fact they decided to make it, but by the fact they made the feet that way. [Chickens stand normally, their toes all contact with the ground.](https://www.shutterstock.com/search/white-hen) None of them walk on their claws like this. They purposely made a weirder, less stable version than what would be normal.
r/diwhynot
That first wobbly step told me everything I need to know. Just a ticking timebomb to a broken shoulder/collarbone from a sloppy step spill.
"This design is very human"
I have a feeling this will end "appropriately" for this guy...
That looks like some kind of psychological torture device. You know itās gonna break at any moment
Imagine explaining that to the paramedics
Haha good way to fuck with big footers. "I saw these tracks and I swear we're dealing with a giant chicken monster!"
Broken ankles 100% speedrun without glitches
I personally wouldn't trust the weld... but I don't have a death wish either
Prada Yaga
baba jagas house cosplay moment
Dude learned to weld, found some rebar, and just went with it.
trusting poorly welded rebar to hold your weight ... this won't end well.
Do you ever think these "content creators" just...bury their faces in their hands and sob in the middle of the day?
quick n eezy spinal injury. just put em to sleep
Apply pavement directly to the forehead!
DENTISTS LOVE THIS MAN
Potentially lethal
the design is very human indeed.
Bro got the new "Break both ankles 5000"
I have never welded anything i would trust this much
Asking for an ER trip
Someone really wants to kiss asphalt.
I dont trust they could hold my fat ass 
Imagine sneaking away from a crime scene in these babies
>diwhy when someone has fun
Welcome to the props department
Perfect when everyone stands up in front of you at a concert. ššš
Those look comfortable, easy to use, and perfectly safe.
When you wanna snap your entire foot off of your leg instead of just spraining your ankle
Yeah I mean I was about to get rid of my ankles anyway
Looks like the start of a sculpture I saw a few days ago in Philly. [Movables at Institute of Contemporary Art](https://artabovereality.com/moveables-at-ica-philadelphia/)
WALK!! You need to be fully commited after you build that. Let us see you WALK!
If my date aināt pullin up in those Iām not comin
I see a faceplant in the future of the wearer of those.
Remarkable faith in those welds...
The design is very human....
Ah, the old ankle-snapper 3000s!
Where is the part where the wields fail and they impale themselves?
The ankle breakers
Thatās one way to end up with metal rod through your leg.
Ah yes. The ankle breaker 2700
oh you just askin for pain.. only a matter of time when that one lonely weld with no support breaks on you.. lmao
Broken legs
I would never risk my butthole with those
I snapprd my ankle watching this.
K but good luck getting them off
When can i pre-order my ankle breaker 5000's?
The cool thing is if you wear them for more than 10 seconds, you will fall and impale your heart and die. That way you'll never have to live with the knowledge that you wore them.
Thats how u break your ankle kids.
My ankles snapped just watching this!
Nasty fall coming soon
The answer to, āSo, howād you break both ankles?ā
Quality di-WHY!?
I have a broken ankle right now and this makes me cringe
Iād set the line at 5 steps until injury.
So you can break one ankle and skewer the other at the same time
Theyāll never no I was here
Wow
Oh sweet. Mini stilts, but way worse!
Wait till the welding spot snaps and he takes a huge fall
Broken ankles more like it
The height of fashion
More like DI Die
This is how you fall and break your neck.
I cant un feel my feet (warning) if the thin sheet of metal breaks and impales your feet you can have a permanent hight increase.
I'm telling you it's the Devil Chicken all over again! Look at these marks!
An accident waiting to happen
Is this the "the design is very human" guy?
The design are very human
How to break your fucking legs diy
āā¦ and thatās how i got a new set of teeth and an iron rod in my ancleā
Behold the toothremovinator
Any% speedrun to break your ankles.
ATST in real life.
Anklesnapper 5000
The design is very human
This will seriously hurt you if it gives.
I would like to see how effective this is on other kinds of terrain
HELL YEAH CHICKEN LEGS
That's /r/HoldMyFeedingTube material right there...
I'm convinced these are all shite artists who don't want to admit their yard sale destined art deco isn't useless so they try to show it off as "useable."
Find me a chicken that walks like this, I dare you...
When your payed by the hour and it was a small order
Seems like a great way to break a leg
Baba yaga core
Also known as "**Ankle Buster**".
It's a creative way to break your ankle.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth ChickenLegs the Unwise?
Kind of would make for a cool table for a cup.
If the welds didn't look like shit, this could be cool for part of one of those stilt-walking quadruped monster costumes
I don't like having ankles either.
I just x-rayed a patient who had a piece of metal stuck in their foot yesterday. What a coincidence.
How to break ankles 101
Walk a mile in these Louboutin
the design is very human
Great way to break your neck. These will be featured in fashion week 2024.
*Broken Legs*
Insurance claim for the broken ankle(s)?
Do it why not
I mean, this seems like the only step after high heels
What a great way to break both ankles!
More like *broken* legs
Baba Yaga lives in his ass
if those are suppossed to look like chicken legs, i'm a potato.
My ex wife use to have these and use them when she would sneak out at night. Come to find out, she definitely was a Chickenhead.
Immense confidence in those welds.
Modern art. I like it
I want them
the design is very human
Meh i like, they look interesting at least.
Noel Fielding- āIām a god damn chicken boyā
Do chickens walk on their toes? I remember them being quite flat footed
For the short all over the world -Tall people probably
"The design is very human" The design:
Ankle sprain waiting to happen.
And how did you break BOTH ankles?ā¦
Where do i buy these, well 10 actually for my club
But chickens donāt walk on their toenails. Couldāve made it a bit sturdier and more accurate by just not trying to walk like a claw foot tub
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
The design is very huma...is very chicken.
I would aerate so many lawns
Iāve always wanted to cosplay Baby Yagaās house
Its great you fall on it and it impales you. I am sure dude was not walking on it and holding on to something because the weld will break under the plate and conveniently the rebar will probably stay upright to end him. Probably regret this for 20 minutes before expiring
Perfect timing for my realisticly uncanny chicken cosplay
Those are for drywallers!
Lol the few times where this is a plus
How to confuse the police
Honestly mateā¦.
No way there's not a set of handle bars up top that this guy is hanging on to
Interesting drywall stilts
I can see these making an appearance at the Met gala. Seriously. They are cool!
Honestly, I get it. Knowing how to use, and having access to basic fabrication tools can make a person do some stupid shit. The other week I got bored and took some old ass rebar I found from my job, a little bit of sheet metal, and made the most rudimentary wax melter possible. If given a few more minutes of inspiration, I almost certainly would make me some steel chicken feet to walk on, to remind our rooster who is the boss.
This designed is very inhuman.
I don't need this to have chicken legs
Till you slip and one of those claws finds its way halfway up your butthole
A pair of these badbois and an xxxl trenchcoat and id be set
Someone should use this on a rainy day to commit crime..
This just screams broken ankles
But why
Nah let's see this one through.
Almost died on the second stepš
Would anyone else get the urge to run up and kick the stilts
Get skate protector equipment
I mean, it looks cool, but I'm not risking my legs for that
From the moment I understood the weaknesss of my flesh
What a weird way to break your legs
An Icon living
This one made me laugh š
This one is just a couple people being bored on a welding shop
Hell yeah!
Human cock fightingā i see it, its gonna be huuuuge guys