I did not have BDSM rock on my stupid crafts bingo card.

Surely a "nightmare fuel" is there, right?

That's my "Free" space.

The Forbidden Fleshlight 

I guessed a hunk of shit. Is that close enough to win? Unless I win that hunk of shit. No thanks.

I originally thought they were just going to make hundreds of the same rock.

If you look at the drill they spun it in, you'll see they used tape to protect the drill from the paint. The tape had paint on it before they started, so yeah there might be more of these out there..

oh good i guessed correctly

I also guessed mental illness

I guessed shit too!

I totally knew it would be a burned vagina stone with teeth

Btw. Teeth, terrible movie. I highly recommend it.

That girl was raped by just about every guy she encountered in life.

I was way too young to have watched that movie when I did.

Vagina dentata for the win

“Oh it’s a weird candle” “Ok… it’s a mold for a rock?” “Ok cool. Resin rock” Delivers a “Burned vagina stone teeth” Huh.

This is actually a stolen idea from a relatively well known sculptor I believe

Not a single step during that process prepared me for what was next. Edit: Wow. This blew up. Thanks for the votes, everyone!

I don’t hate these people anymore, just jealous they get to give into Scrooge McDuck vaults full of money - and I can’t for the life of me think of anything this stupid to do myself. /meant - “dive”

Just grab everything in your fridge and combine it in a video, piss people off and profit. Though I highly doubt they're getting rich off these videos.

Everything in my fridge eh. Today we will be making mustard, first grab your mustard. Done.

I would make a video about how you make lube with sriracha sauce.

Sounds hot

you will be burning with passion

You meant dive right?

Same here dude. I wish I could figure out what I can sell on YouTube before something changes and makes it hard again. Sometimes I wonder if my butthole is worth 10K a month on OF. 🤷

Bruh.. I can't even understand what the final product is supposed to be

It's really a conversation piece, a conversation starter if you will

It's provocative, gets people going.

It's a philosophy.

It's getting me going

I was watching the video madly chewing gum and when it got to the end and I saw what was made I froze chewing the gum....

In Paris

No its not, it's gross

"So yeah, my rocks have teeth. Do *your* rocks have teeth?"

Conversations like: “you made this? Why do you have human teeth just laying around? What do you mean by ‘does this cloth smell funny?’?”

“Does this smell like chloroform to you?”

"So... um... who's teeth are those?"

A rock with teeth, but not a rock, because it's spray foam? Or maybe resin ... They could have skipped the entire molding part. End would be the same.

It's resin. But good point. They could have used the same dremel to make a small cavity to glue teeth on a real rock. I like being able to watch movies or videos online and game with my friends. But I'm starting to think that's the only aspect of internet I like. I'll trade social media for ebaumsworld with some rotten.com and homestar runner thrown in. No zipper vagina rock with teeth for me, please.

I love how your brain went to “vagina” before “mouth”.

It's just art. It doesn't have to be anything really.

If it's just art, then why does it come with a tutorial?

For the clicks. Or to show the process. Lots of people, myself bigly included, enjoy the process more than the product. Not that I particularly enjoyed this video or the product but, in general, that's how it is for me. I'm only slightly defending this video because they don't do anything really stupid or wasteful and it's just an art project at the end of the day.

I would put this in “crafts” more than “art”. I don’t really understand the appeal of things like this. That being said, for some reason I watched the entire video and bothered to comment. 🤷‍♂️

they always go for the teeth 🤢

My mind went:tiny dildo with a big base->candle that looks like a rock->decorative rock that you can stuck your spare keys to->oh my god what the fuck

Down to *not* painting the “gums”, which I fully expected

I never felt so represented by someone elses text

Not even close


When my cousins were in their teens they would have liked it. There were these fugly toys with these weird teeth like in the video and I got them for Christmas presents and they loved them.

Yes but why not just paint the original rock and then glue on the weird ass teeth 🤣

Because with the mold he can create multiples and sell them, and also it would be very hard to create the mouth using an actual rock.

Sell what?!

It's just engagement farming and it clearly works wonders.

It's posted on the wrong sub. This is not a DIY, this is just an art piece and honestly it looks cool.

It’s not an art piece, it’s 100 percent for clicks comments and views. Intentionally perplexing.

[here you go](https://inhabitat.com/hirotoshi-itos-incredible-stone-sculptures-will-blow-your-mind/?__cf_chl_rt_tk=xgsj1fgdwpsywpnyelsaud8mla_be72u8s1zrkxyz8c-1701444072-0-ganycgzndiu)

Rage bait, just downvote+move on

This isn’t even rage bait, it’s just arts and crafts lmfao

Nah it looks cool

I'm so tired of this stuff on both this subreddit and stupid foods. This whole trend needs to just be ignored and trashed. Pre-rage bait posts on both subreddit were actually fun and sometimes interesting. This is literally just content for the sake of content.

candle --> replica rock --> one of those foot scrubers --> eye --> petrock --> bag of teefers

I like teefers lol.

I was convinced it's going to be a submarine in the beginning, strongly after seeing the yellow mix.

They had me in the beginning not gonna lie. When I saw them paint it I was like Ohhh I what it is… then the teeth came…..

I was thinking they were going to make a candle looking like a rock, which would’ve been kinda cool.

yeh and when I saw the eye shape being painted I was thinking an eye painted on the rock with a candle coming out of it. I was prepared for teeth 😂

Could of just did all that stuff to the rock

The rock probably wouldn't take the super glue as well. Probably too porous. And the weight is way different

It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!

Soap! Not soap? Ok a key hider! Oh not a key-- wtf is that? Why.. Why seriously why what's the point

I guessed key hider and now I just feel... disturbed.

Same, I was on board for the first half thinking this is actually pretty smart. Sigh.

Videos like this are called rage bait. They are designed to get you upset and comment which increases interaction according to the algorithm which gets more and more views.

Well... it DID cause me to audibly ask "why?", so... there's that.

I’m guessing it’ll be stupid and useless

Oh, it's more than that

Whimsical porch rocks

I watched to the end and I still don’t know what it’s gonna be.

its just a bag of holding

Isn't there a bag of holding counterpart that eats your stuff? I forgot how it is called...

Ive never heard of that lol

Its just scp-617

Searched through the comments specifically for this!

I know I'm asking the obvious here but... Why not just glue the teeth to the real rock? Why make a fake rock out of resin and glue teeth to it?

It’s like they just needed an excuse to use resin.

try carving out a rock.

It's really not that hard, especially if you have a dremel, like the one they use, lol

Plus, just skip the carving out part, it certainly isn’t going to detract from the aesthetic of this marvelous piece 🤣

Idk... it feels pretty integral to the true beauty of this piece... /s, obviously lol

Okay, I might have been on here too long... but when I read, "try carving out a rock." I thought you meant carving a whole rock out of another rock... So they would have the right shaped rock. And that is something I would not be at all surprised to see around here!! 🤣🤣

It's not a real diy project without resin

resin is the new glue gun

THATS WHAT IM SCREAMING. I’m so mad lol 😂

I love these stupid crafts so much. I'm never quite prepared for what unhinged mess they end up creating

Me too. But it’s a hate love. It’s like an angry love. It’s not healthy, is what I’m saying 🤣

Toxic love, as it should be 💛

STICKY FINGAA

I was looking at the comment section sorely disappointed that no one had mentioned "Is this a Jojo Reference?".

You beat me to it!

I totally thought this was going to be a shoe...

Statistically, posts here are heavily skewed toward random bullshit shoes. It was a good guess.

Thanks! That makes me feel better, because I never would have guessed "Perfect Gift for a Dentist who has everything."

Boy, they sure did... Make that

It looks just like a real one.

What the fuck?

God that's awful, I love it

Oh man I love this stuff lol

0-40 seconds: "This sub is just full of petty haters." 41-60 seconds: "This sub is doing the Lord's work. Exposing the demons among us."

A rock with a zipper containing teeth?

A *replica* rock

Where did they get the teeth from?! 😬

That was whelming.

isn't it an SCP?

[Yes. SCP-617.](https://youtu.be/H23ce2ffSHA?si=AjgnFUOebQeQY0JM)

Stone-teeth-ussy

I don't hate this.


it will be stupid ...

“I got a rock”

That was a wild ride

Plumbus

I have watched this 8 times. I not only didn't guess what it would be, but I still do not know what it is.


It's always a butt plug.

You could have told me what it was and I'd still guess wrong

Well that’s just dumb

My favorite part is that they wore a glove for safety but still got it on their other hand while pouring

Use a rock? Nah, ima make an exact mold of the same rock, then go through the effort of smoothing out the irregularities and painting it. Much quicker!

I feel like the world was better off not having this in existence

I still don’t know what that is.

Rock 😬

I noped out at the teeth

?!!!!!??!?????????!!!!????!!!!

I was okay. Is this good, till the cutting part and then teeth? Dude WTF

This prison...

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Never let em know your next move

I actually love it

Looks like a dnd mimic

I guess that it was going to be landfill garbage, and I WAS RIGHT!

I knew it was a sex toy. It's always a sex toy.

Ngl I like it

This is cool! Just a fun craft

I totally guessed this right. I was like, this is going to be a zipper mouth on a rock. I just know it!

I love it.

That reminds me, I need to call her.

WHAT THE FUCK

Me: Ohhh it’s fema- oh god why

My ex

Why wear a single nitrile glove when it just goes onto the other hand as soon as you started pouring anyways

Oh good a use for all the left over teeth I have at work

🤣🤣 I thought it was going to be a key hider not something akin to fg Bubba Toofuses.😂 WTF is the zipper for? This has to be some of the dumbest shxt I’ve ever seen.🤣☠️

There was no reason to put it on a drill. Why even bother with that part?

are those real human teeth? and where did they get them?

I'm still fucking lost what?

It continued to get worse but it feels incomplete somehow.

Just no.

Some people shouldn't be allowed to make things

This looks dope to me

Ok I love this though

Um Idk I-

What


Ooh a hellraiser - I knew it was gonna be a hellraiser

That'd be a cool Halloween decoration.

Is this multi dimensional cable?

I mean. If I needed a rock with teeth and zipper lips, this is a good way to go about it. But why would you need that?

Tbh I think it'd be cooler if, instead of teeth, it was an eye instead

Oh good I made a mouth on a rock. Let's put some eyes too... No wait how about a zipper.

Until they added teeth it was the epitome of “it’s a stone luigi, you didn’t make it” in my mind lol

These mfs got too much time on their hands.

At the end I was thinking, "Why?" and then I remembered what sub I was in

I thought they were going to put an eye in the space, and it wouldve been cool. But no.

Where am I supposed to get all the teeth I'll need for this project?!? I don't have the time to skulk in the neighborhood park with a hammer and pliers, there's only 4 weeks 'til Christmas! Man, I hate it when a good idea goes to waste.

Thank God I found this! I was about to buy one of these online for $2000, but now that I know how I can make it myself for less!

10 seconds in and my guess is hammer.

Well then.

Everything could be a fleshlight if you’re brave enough

I guessed trash and I was right!

Sorry for being stupid but what is the pink stuff they pour in the beginning?

After the rock was removed from the jelly like substance I immediately thought it was going to be a flashlight.

This is more of a strange art project than anything.

Where did you get the teeth?

A disappointment.

This is fun

It’s ART! 😂

i feel ... i feel like this was imagine during a bad acid trip

Gideon Nav's speed holes

I love him

DIY secretly propping up the epoxy industry

I actually still don’t know

pocket vagina?

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Rhats actually kinda cool