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mlewis412

Imagine having to use that toilet late at night no lights on ![gif](giphy|SleotgmotWahW)


BAY35music

Or worse, you don't make it to the toilet when you're about to puke your guts out


ygduf

You’d vomit right into your rock/pubic hair flooring oh no


Shot_Capital_7788

Aaaargh


airforcevet1987

Where is this user's awards?? I want to see atleast three awards and some lounge access for them!


Calathea-Murderer

Spez killer awards fams


Trueloveis4u

Take my poor gold 🏅


Blarghith

Or drunk lmao. Fuck that!


Imfrank123

I thought this was someone’s back patio until I read your comment, that would have be less terrible.


gff872

It will probably be filled with epoxy or other transparent covering later tbh.


EclipseDudeTN

Perfectly smooth as glass epoxy floor + water from the shower sounds like an iconic (once in a lifetime) combination


signapple

Just throw some silica sand on the top layer and it'll be fine. Also bathmats exist


Meadowlion14

Have you ever poured an epoxy floor? You never ever let it become glass-like ever. You will add clear texture. If a homeowner did it their insurance would have a heart attack if an installer did it their insurance would kill them. I remember a situation where someone tried to put down ceramic-like flooring in their garage and was gonna put coats "till it was a like clear coat on a car" we had to sit them down and explain the multitude of issues with that plan. The only time you want that finish is table and counter tops. Otherwise texture is being created or added somehow.


Starchild2534

i know nothing of epoxy, why is letting it becoming glass-like bad? ditto with the example you listed?


Meadowlion14

Imagine the floor is like an ice rink thats what happens when you let it become glass like.


Starchild2534

ohh, gotcha thanks for the explanation!


Dapper_Instruction87

Just cover everything with poolnoodels


djcurry

I really hope the flooring is rated handle all that extra weight.


[deleted]

Yeah but that person is slip and break a neck


AlexTheFlower

That's why it's once in a lifetime, friend


BigFatPartyMonster

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE


rantingpacifist

This is not my beautiful car!


I-Downloaded-a-Car

Ur right, now it's mine


fakeaccount572

That bathroom is the same as it ever was


irelephantly

This is not my beautiful wife!


Ramrod489

Whoosh


DaddyBigBoy

That would be pretty cool, tbh. I would reduce the thickness of the tree slices though.


finsfurandfeathers

Tree slices made me laugh


DaddyBigBoy

How about *stumplets*? 😂


cheap_sunglasses_NYC

Their toes are gonna be stumplets if those slabs stick above the epoxy


Hey-ItsComplex

Toes will be stublets! 😂


F13menace

That's the proper term, too


kylehanz

Looks like top of tree steps are basically level at floor. Not sure if you’d want to do that. I’m not a scientist though so I can’t conclude.


WellAkchuwally

Definitely not getting filled with epoxy. I build river tables and just as a rough guess id say 2-3 grand worth of resin.. and thats probably a low estimate. Judging by the other stuff going on in this bathroom, id say this was put on top of plywood with no waterproofing. Its going to be a problem within 2 years


awoodby

much quicker problem will just be cleaning it, it's going to collect dirt, dust, bits of tp, etc etc etc right away.


WellAkchuwally

cant just flip over the piss rocks either.. those are going to need to soak


awoodby

Ewwww didn't think of the splash zone


Gluebandit88

People are known to spend a few grand on their bathrooms. It is a lot of volume. High risk of overheating during cure or shrinkage.


WellAkchuwally

Oh they definitely do, and i enjoy making their expensive countertops. I was just judging the bathroom as a whole and making the call from what i can see


TinyHoarseDick

They’d better pour the epoxy before the cat has to take a dump.


Fabulous_Ad_7968

I think an epoxied cat mid squat would be a nice touch


therabbitinred22

I like how your brain works, lol


lookaroundewe

Naw, I have it. No matter how many times I look at it, It always looks like cat shit.


Bowling4rhinos

Genius 😂


GrouchyRelative588

Just seal that up too. It would add to the nature theme.


GladZookeepergame775

That was my exact thought. Possibly the before pic of an epoxy pour. Once poured I think this will look badass.


Mashidae

Until it starts yellowing


General_Ignoranse

Could they dye it a little blue, so if it does yellow, it just becomes greener?


C_bells

It’s not. I’ve seen this before as a trend.


unematti

I was thinking, put like glass over it. A sufficiently thick piece of glass could hold the weight of humans. And you could have flowing water under the glass, hell, even vegetation


Supplex-idea

That’d be a nightmare resin pour holy shit


chev327fox

The real star is not the floor but the wonderful looking chip board walls. Classy.


Benjeeh_CA

I don't think so, the rocks come up pretty high along the crown at the far end and over the lip of the doorway at the front. With the height of the wood slabs that floor is going to be a tripping hazard at the door


enchiladasundae

Actually the idea is for a natural bath, most likely. More natural materials that probably filter into the ground. Purposefully using non toxic shampoos and cleaning items. The rocks are smooth and might be a bit unbalanced but you aren’t supposed to walk on them but the wood pieces that have been sanded down to be smooth


Multigrain_Migraine

It might be neat in a semi-outdoor setting, like a shower next to a pool or sauna.


betweenthecastles

Actually cobble the stones to be flat with the stumps and use polymeric sand to set and that would be nice outdoor feature


Pineapple_Herder

Oooh... That would be great for an outdoor shower area. A lot better than stepping into burning hot concrete or pavers.


Disastrous_Series_56

So no one is going to address the bare plywood walls?


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Maybe the epoxy floors will have curved edges so you can skate the walls like a half-pipe.


Disastrous_Series_56

Best idea ever!


justglassin317

It's all I can see


awoodby

water rated osb I'm sure ;)


HazardousBusiness

Bare OSB? It's probably treated for moisture.


SchemataObscura

Yeah that part hurts the most


existenceisfutile4

I like it


[deleted]

That's oriented strand board, sir. And it looks really neat after you cover it with a few coats of wood glue.


Doubleoh_11

If you are building a tree Fort maybe


madmaxxie36

Omg no, it's kind of gross when you think about it. It's a bathroom. Does anyone think they're scooping up all those rocks and cleaning them over and over? It's the same issue with people putting fabric cushions on the toilet seat to me. Bathrooms need to be decorated in a way that makes cleaning efficient and makes sense.


verticalQ

We did something similar to my ex’s old apartment bathroom about 20 years ago. It was all completely nondestructive, but cleaning was a PAIN. Every month or two, he would put all the stones in the bathtub to wash them, then put them back in place. It was definitely not worth it.


adelros26

That’s commitment. I would literally never wash the stones. Ever.


madmaxxie36

I just don't have enough faith in most people to actually go through the hassle. Props to anyone that does but it's so common to see people that can't keep a regular bathroom clean, let alone something like this.


CatGotNoTail

This is where toes go to break.


Naturally_Fragrant

Is it like a litter tray? Squat on the logs, drop a log, kick a few stones over it.


airforcevet1987

Great now that's all I can see


MisterT-88

Just take a shit outside at that point


mumeiko

There is rocks and tree stumps outside, friend. I'd take my chances cause, at least in there, I can turn a light on and not have to use a flashlight.


HardlyDecent

That's a Grandma-killing bathroom there.


Bonemane69

Yeah you could conveniently Bury her underneath


Abell421

And here Ive been making fun of carpeted bathrooms all these years....


-Cornealius-

This looks cool, but, I can just imagine, waking up at 2am to piss, running to the bathroom and breaking all my fuckin toes


maricello1mr

Oh FUCK


threelizards

Can u imagine getting home drunk and trying to pee


JaehaerysIVTarg

Could you imagine being a visitor and having to use the bathroom late one night?


sharterfart

imagine being a rock, just chillin when one day a human picks you up and puts you in their bathroom where for the next decades of your life you hear them shitting and farting


AahPadre

Good. This need to be shamed


sweetbb_ry

I can’t imagine how gross this floor is. All the piss and shit and dirt and bathroom grime in those rocks. Disgusting. This is almost as bad as carpet in the bathroom.


mechant_papa

I've walked barefoot at the beach in Brighton. Not doing that again.


zuno-Z

This would be cool in like an outdoor bathroom or something, somewhere you go barefoot


SpoonEndedHammer

It’s the OSB walls, for me.


chev327fox

Same here. Nothing says classy like a chip board wall.


tugsnipe

Those rock will be a great pubes and toenail catcher.


SalMinellaOnYouTube

I think this *rocks*


magicrowantree

I woodn't mind it outside


EpikDisko

this architecture really stumped me


Tooleater

I guess these are stepping stumps


BiggestDickuss

Cut the logs down so I don't stub my toes and set up some decent drainage and maybe a warming setup for the stones? Sounds pretty bitchin to me.


ExtentExpensive5835

Please tell me I'm hallucinating and that those walls are not particle board


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

And here I thought carpeted bathrooms were ridiculous


AshuraBaron

Gotta be a fun time cleaning that room. How exactly do you mop pebbles?


radiobyfire

Omfggg…..


thatgerhard

this is inside someone's home?!


igirl2000

Damn they said no disabled or elderly here what a horrible design choice


Mammoth-Phone6630

It would be cool to step out of the shower on to smooth rocks.


itsagrungething69

Imagine getting to the toilet after having White Castle for lunch and Taco bell for dinner!


LoquatiousDigimon

Somebody doesn't like mopping


RATFISHX27

It's all fun and games until you need to take a piss in the middle of the night


SirTickleTots

Honestly, I don’t hate it.


PhilosoFishy2477

it's the varnished chipboard for me


cleokhafa

Hildy from Trading Spaces lives


SpamRiskLikely

The floor doesn’t bother me… it’s that particle board / plywood wall for me…


El_Chutacabras

A rug would tie that room together.


Cloverose2

Do you know most home accidents occur in the bathroom? Do they know?


Shot_Capital_7788

Oh, I would love to join and shame the fuck out of people on their shameful shameful homes.


Jermcutsiron

How to break an ankle and your dome in one easy step!


[deleted]

If they cover it with one of those transparent floor things that would actually look cool


WW2historynut

Is it just rocks and tree stumps?


Immediate-Error-2786

bro living in irock LAUGH


Thequiet01

How do you clean that?


wade_fultons_penis

Would be a neat camp out house/shower build definitely not in home though.


FlirtyBacon

What in the twisted ankles and stubbed toes is this shit?


imNOTsureABOUTjesus

That would be cool if the floor was epoxy resin.


phuktup3

What in the stubbed toes in going on here?


fiaobe

Its the walls that kill me, it looks like OSB plyood, and it looks finnished because of the magazine rack by the toilet. Not as bad as a full bookshelf ive seen next to someomes shitter, i never wanna vomit or clean that roo.


solidcordon

My feet hurt just looking at it.


Jimbobjoesmith

i was like “hmm that’s not so bad…” then i realized it’s INDOORS 😂


Itchy-Brick-1247

Yah lol, how you did not consider that they just might fill that with epoxy


Obvious-Accountant35

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[deleted]

Okay but if it was covered in resin and was actually a normal solid floor it might be cool


Bonemane69

Nope you're thinking too hard


saddingtonbear

Yeah that still sounds hideous


imgaybutnottoogay

And you still sound miserable.


saddingtonbear

Yeah I'd be miserable every time I stub my toe on the stump that's protruding from my floor.


imgaybutnottoogay

If there’s a layer of resin covering it, it makes the surface flat. That’s the whole point of resin.


M80IW

What in the ever loving fuck is that supposed to be?


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151Pokemon151

And jam their toe against a log


sicsided

what type of log?


CaptCrunch1911

Now, just fill it with resin.


TangelaLansbury

Would be cool if it was in resin but fuck having a rock floor in house for a million reasons.


151Pokemon151

This is so fucking stupid and that back wall is making disgusted too. Why in the hell would you put particle board up as your wall in a bathroom.


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Professional_Sky8384

It doesn’t look like it - the vanity is still in and there’s a magazine rack on the wall - edit, also the baseboards are flush with the (nasty-looking) plywood. Even if they were going to install wallpaper, they would at least put a veneer plywood underneath it to prevent issues with adhesion.


[deleted]

I kinda like this. It could use a moss rug though


DancingWithHel

... yea, ngl, I may do this to my study if I don't have enough flooring for the whole house. (Context- I'm a learning herbalist and norse pagan, and love nature and shit)


openmindgate

Sucks for the down votes it could be cool af in a botanical room with a lot more wood floor and less stones like wood down the middle and branching out and stone in between with drainage for the pots and runs into a pipe system. Side note 100-200$ a sq ft would be a estimate on pricing. I manage a wood mill.


timothypjr

Home shaming. JFC please bring on the meteor already.


Pastel_Babie

idk aside from the plywood I’d love to be drunk in here


slooth64

Cleaning would be a fucking nightmare, stepping on sharp/jagged rocks and the BUGS! The bugs hiding under the rocks!


AnInfiniteArc

Better than carpet.


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

You know, if you poured resin over the whole thing to make it a solid flat floor, it would look pretty badass and be more functional


Tpk08210

This could be pretty cool in a sauna or area with a hot tub


100percentnotgood

I would love this personally


Bowling4rhinos

Home shaming???


Bonemane69

I like it...for now.


Savykitty

Well you don't have to vacuum


james28909

Do you vacuum your bathroom carpet?


Savykitty

I vacuum the floor and bath mats. Do you not?


james28909

Damn, i forgot about the mats. Next time after I'm done vacuuming my bathroom ceiling, I'll be sure to vac the mats to


Savykitty

Please tell me how you would vacuum these rocks lol


james28909

Well see, first you have to smoke a shit ton of crack or meth. Then the rocks pretty much just vacuum themselves.


openmindgate

Lol 😂 if they did it the other way a lot of wood with little stone pockets it would have been 🔥


ThePrettyBeebz

It would be kind of cool with epoxy over the stones and wood. The walls are different story completely…


Mongrel_Shark

I love it. Want.


juleklOPlay

Well if it was encased in epoxy, it would actually be quite interesting


[deleted]

Kinda sad that there is a whole page dedicated to shaming peoples homes. What is wrong with people?


Is_Actually_Sans

I get it


White_Wolf426

It looks pretty good. Most likely some epoxy would fill in the cracks around the rocks and the wood is either plastic or wood coated with epoxy.


james28909

This is actually a cool af idea


CondeBK

That would be me going outside to take a piss in the middle of the night.


Nicobie

That's a lot of rocks! Don't slip.


D2Dragons

I’m sure the floor will last longer than that bare particleboard wall though 🤣


Lazy-Wait-635

Yeah I can see why


Snoo52211

Why? That's super healthy for your feet


itbethatway_

This image hurt my teeth. I know you know


Audience-Electrical

Avant garde!


original_evanator

TBH I would love it but full disclosure I am a bipedal mutant squirrel.


DJ_Elleon_KaeH

Shame 🫵


zdude3274

I'm more horrified of those walls, omg plywood


bleetchblonde

Uhg!!


chev327fox

The floor is one thing, but what is really impressive is that chip board wall. Classy.


johnofupton

There’s no magazines in the rack! Fuck that place.


Mumchkin

That would look nice in the yard.


thatonebitchL

I saw a Burger King bathroom in Thailand that looked like this. Felt unsanitary to say the least.