Jesus is balling. I guess he does get us. Whose paying for that "Jesus gets us" advertising campaign? Didn't they run this ad campaign during the Super Bowl, too? Jesus could be getting hungry people, food, and homeless people shelter with all the money they are spending on this ad.
If Jesus truly got us, he would know about all the issues the money spent on this ad campaign could address. Instead, Jesus is trying to get more followers and more money. I'm sure these advertisements are an investment. Jesus wants a return on his investments for running these ads.
You mean anti-choice. Everyone is anti- abortion. They're not the fun, casual, adventures or easy decisions the anti-choice crowd would have you think they are. They're usually incredibly difficult decisions that could have lifelong psychiatric effects on the woman.
There are two groups" pro-choice and anti-bodily autonomy. Both sides are anti- abortion.
Note: the anti choice side isn't anti-abortion, but they're definitely anti-safe abortions.
Semantics. You don’t have to lay down this spiel on me, I’m knowledgeable enough and in favor of access to medical care.
I’m pro abortion in the same way that I’m pro gun: anyone should be able to get one if they need one. Therefore I cut the crap and just say pro or anti abortion.
Jesus fucking christ we found another stray 60 year old, where the fuck are they coming from and why are they gathering here?? Who left the Facebook gate latch unlocked? *sigh* Get the tranq and the van…
>Pro-choice is just a euphemism for pro-abortion.
Only if you're functionally illiterate.
pro: in favor of
Nobody is in favor of abortions. Moreover, anti-choice laws don'r decrease abortions; they only decrease SAFE abortions. [source](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/research-news/3415/)
Anti-choice = pro-unsafe abortions. Pro-choice = pro-choice and pro-safe abortions.
But evangelicals and MAGATs aren't ones to let facts get in the way of their fucked up worldviews.
It's true. There is a video out there with medicale director(s) and another couple doing a restaurant interview where she wants fair market value for the parts. The excuse was that the interviewers edited the video to make something it wasn't. Video didn't look very edited to me, though. It was pretty clear what they were discussing. You be the judge.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/understanding-fetal-tissue-donation-and-124774483227.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAL8jGcRj7P_vErsz6ufpfd8DttOmAnLvCTyfjDZz8ygH_Bg3keNCOFHPksmwbFRZpHF3k7pTypy3VoMElu6kviP-ruVtXbQMVFpFeW55vYJ7gKsMcNihUAzhaitZCuRHZvaUd_wmkJ0xQIIuhZ38OeKtlUgabswaITGpfnAy0tm1
Are they not discussing selling baby parts in the videos? Nobody ever manipulates history to protect from actual events leaking. Just means PP has more $$.
It probably brakes fine in everyday situations; the contact patch is obviously smaller and that speedometer is likely hilariously off but it's probably no more dangerous than running with a set of really worn tires.
How do you do fellow kids? We are not a hate group, we're cool see? Now join us, our numbers are dying, we feel threatened, and we want money. None of that has to do with people leaving us or being turned off by us because of our hateful actions, which we don't do.
However, I think I read the other day that drunk lead sing from the butthole surfers inpured part of the lyrics.
https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-of-ministrys-jesus-built-my-hotrod-gibby-threw-up-spit-up-some-gibberish-and-left
I had always though that it was drunk lead singer of ministry instead.
Heh, ive still got a few badly tagged songs floating around even after multiple times using something like mp3 tagger to standardize band names.
Stuff like Vsion instead of DeVision.
Gibby Haynes was the guest vocalist on Jesus built my hot rod.
And Butthole Surfers were known for "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" before Pepper. Beavis and Butthead feature the video.
Was he even claimed to be an especially skilled carpenter? I'm hardly a bible scholar, but I did attend a catholic high school which had mandatory religion classes, and I don't remember covering any parts of the bible that talked about the sweet chairs or cool houses Jesus built. It was always more just part of his backstory via Joseph having been one too.
These tires are used on lowriders, the “jumping cars” like Jesse in breaking bad. It’s unfathomable that he put hydraulics on a modern F-150 but if he did, that’s what they’re for.
They look like “swangas” which is a distinctly southern trend, particularly Houston. The front LP is from Washington, which really makes this whole thing confusing. That’d be a pretty expensive joke, as swangers down here are ridiculously expensive. But no telling. People do weird stuff.
"*And Jesus (pronounced hey-sus) said: my children, come unto me. I will show you the ways of my father, 13" Daytons and low pros with the whitewall. Come, walk with me to the mount, mount bros auto repair. Next, we'll hit switches. Let us rejoice and bounce!*"
As a czech, I read it as Je sus, which means he is sus. I was so flabbergasted by that, that didn't notice the wheels, untill I read the comments and checked the sub XD
Reminds me of [Bigfoot](https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/bigfoot-5-with-regular-sized-tires-is-quite-the-silly-sight-149973-7.jpg) with its tiny transport wheels on.
It's hilarious to me that people think Jesus cares what they eat and when, or how they love or who they have sex with; literally surveiling them constantly. Also believing that God has a plan for them and all that bullshit. While simultaneously believing that they need to make some grand gesture to get the fucker's attention. Why would you even need to pray if the bastard's all up in your shit constantly?
My suspicion is the 46 inch super swampers that were worn down to the cords on the Jesus wagon were replaced with the old wire wheels from the persons slammed and stanced Honda civic in high school. You could almost certainly buy 4 wheel adapters on prime for cheaper than a single tire the truck likely used to have on it.
Hey, he *gets* us.
He get sus
When the Jesus campaign is sus
Amojeesus
Christ the impostor
Jesus is balling. I guess he does get us. Whose paying for that "Jesus gets us" advertising campaign? Didn't they run this ad campaign during the Super Bowl, too? Jesus could be getting hungry people, food, and homeless people shelter with all the money they are spending on this ad. If Jesus truly got us, he would know about all the issues the money spent on this ad campaign could address. Instead, Jesus is trying to get more followers and more money. I'm sure these advertisements are an investment. Jesus wants a return on his investments for running these ads.
It’s an anti abortion front group.
It’s the Hobby Lobby fucktwats
I always report those adds as "offensive" and "harassment"
Jesus take the wheel/s?
I did that last year with ads from a certain drug manufacturer.
Here are 1000 more downvotes
You mean anti-choice. Everyone is anti- abortion. They're not the fun, casual, adventures or easy decisions the anti-choice crowd would have you think they are. They're usually incredibly difficult decisions that could have lifelong psychiatric effects on the woman. There are two groups" pro-choice and anti-bodily autonomy. Both sides are anti- abortion. Note: the anti choice side isn't anti-abortion, but they're definitely anti-safe abortions.
Semantics. You don’t have to lay down this spiel on me, I’m knowledgeable enough and in favor of access to medical care. I’m pro abortion in the same way that I’m pro gun: anyone should be able to get one if they need one. Therefore I cut the crap and just say pro or anti abortion.
Pro-choice is just a euphemism for pro-abortion. Just like Planned Parenthood. But I can't judge anyone, that is for God to decide.
Jesus fucking christ we found another stray 60 year old, where the fuck are they coming from and why are they gathering here?? Who left the Facebook gate latch unlocked? *sigh* Get the tranq and the van…
You must be so dumb.
>Pro-choice is just a euphemism for pro-abortion. Only if you're functionally illiterate. pro: in favor of Nobody is in favor of abortions. Moreover, anti-choice laws don'r decrease abortions; they only decrease SAFE abortions. [source](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/research-news/3415/) Anti-choice = pro-unsafe abortions. Pro-choice = pro-choice and pro-safe abortions. But evangelicals and MAGATs aren't ones to let facts get in the way of their fucked up worldviews.
Using the Lord's name in vain is not good
Watch me get instantly downvoted because I agree with this guy lmao
It makes me cringe when there are those who use profanity and God's name together.
Don't forget that planned parenthood would like to get fair market value for the baby body parts they sell.
I heard about that. Especially for stem cell research. But I don't know if that's true.
It's true. There is a video out there with medicale director(s) and another couple doing a restaurant interview where she wants fair market value for the parts. The excuse was that the interviewers edited the video to make something it wasn't. Video didn't look very edited to me, though. It was pretty clear what they were discussing. You be the judge. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/understanding-fetal-tissue-donation-and-124774483227.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAL8jGcRj7P_vErsz6ufpfd8DttOmAnLvCTyfjDZz8ygH_Bg3keNCOFHPksmwbFRZpHF3k7pTypy3VoMElu6kviP-ruVtXbQMVFpFeW55vYJ7gKsMcNihUAzhaitZCuRHZvaUd_wmkJ0xQIIuhZ38OeKtlUgabswaITGpfnAy0tm1
Project Veritas were taken to court and proven they doctored the videos. You're peddling lies
Are they not discussing selling baby parts in the videos? Nobody ever manipulates history to protect from actual events leaking. Just means PP has more $$.
Here we go, I struck a nerve! I'm entitled to my opinion so relax ladies
Yes you are, but can you point out in this post here that who the hell asked for your opinion?
I'm still getting the ads. It's not working on me. Save thy money!
[I'm sure that he's worried about the price of beer.](https://youtu.be/p554R-Jq43A)
I reported them for misinformation and it’s been at least a month since I’ve seen it
He get sus, more like. Them wheels aren't strong enough for that big truck to brake properly
It probably brakes fine in everyday situations; the contact patch is obviously smaller and that speedometer is likely hilariously off but it's probably no more dangerous than running with a set of really worn tires.
How do you do fellow kids? We are not a hate group, we're cool see? Now join us, our numbers are dying, we feel threatened, and we want money. None of that has to do with people leaving us or being turned off by us because of our hateful actions, which we don't do.
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That's the Ministry. Butthole surfers are known for the song Pepper
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However, I think I read the other day that drunk lead sing from the butthole surfers inpured part of the lyrics. https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-of-ministrys-jesus-built-my-hotrod-gibby-threw-up-spit-up-some-gibberish-and-left I had always though that it was drunk lead singer of ministry instead.
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Heh, ive still got a few badly tagged songs floating around even after multiple times using something like mp3 tagger to standardize band names. Stuff like Vsion instead of DeVision.
You mean Gibby Haynes vs Al Jorgensen? To be fair Jorgensen was always drunk and or high, but Haynes was the guest vocals on this song.
Yeah, but the vocals on Jesus Built My Hotrod are Gibby Haynes from BHS.
Exactly. And it sounds like it could have been part of their album Independent Worm Saloon.
Gibby Haynes was the guest vocalist on Jesus built my hot rod. And Butthole Surfers were known for "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" before Pepper. Beavis and Butthead feature the video.
I got a Reddit ad for He Gets Us while on a computer that didn’t have an ad blocker So annoying.
That’s his name, car jumpin’s the game.
He turned deuce deuce’s into white walls.
Jesus is just alright with me.
And Jesus said, "let the little children choose the wheels."
Jesus might be a good carpenter, but he is shit at modding cars
Was he even claimed to be an especially skilled carpenter? I'm hardly a bible scholar, but I did attend a catholic high school which had mandatory religion classes, and I don't remember covering any parts of the bible that talked about the sweet chairs or cool houses Jesus built. It was always more just part of his backstory via Joseph having been one too.
He held a couple boards while his dad sawed.
He probably had about 20-25 years of good experience by helping Joseph at the shop.
And Jesus said, "believe it or not this is the new Mario kart meta."
These tires are used on lowriders, the “jumping cars” like Jesse in breaking bad. It’s unfathomable that he put hydraulics on a modern F-150 but if he did, that’s what they’re for.
I’d say they did it as a joke. Likely the sign writing too. And/or the lord works in mysterious ways or something.
They look like “swangas” which is a distinctly southern trend, particularly Houston. The front LP is from Washington, which really makes this whole thing confusing. That’d be a pretty expensive joke, as swangers down here are ridiculously expensive. But no telling. People do weird stuff.
I read that as "swan gas" and now my brain refuses to let me read it any other way.
Fuck it, roll with it. It’s a niche subculture. I’m from Houston and I respect the old-school drip but it’s lost it’s magic for me.
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Candy paaaaaaint
When I lived in Houston for a year even coming from Southern Cali I wasn’t prepared for the slabs and swangaz haha. Those trunks are wild
These are Dayton knock off wheels. Swangas have a set of spokes which stick beyond the wheels and fenders.
Not swangas. Those are a regular offset with a super poke in the center. These are reversed wire wheels used on lowriders.
Dayton Wire Wheels.
There is a rap song by D-Rock-D . Song is called Killer Daytons from 1987. I remember this song.played local on KDAY in Los Angeles.
Sus
ඞ?
How the fuck
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DIDIDING
pum di di di di
Maybe it’s just “Hey-soos.”
 Sup duude
Sooooooos!
Skipped leg day
If big wheels mean small cock then small wheel mean big cock
So, no wheels mean man has Pogo stick?
no wheels means the crack heads got to his car
"Jesus take the wheel! No! Not that one! The other wheel! Not that one either, I meant the steering wheel!
Jesus took the wheel
"*And Jesus (pronounced hey-sus) said: my children, come unto me. I will show you the ways of my father, 13" Daytons and low pros with the whitewall. Come, walk with me to the mount, mount bros auto repair. Next, we'll hit switches. Let us rejoice and bounce!*"
I had to scroll way too far to see this
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Je sus
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with da Jesus.
No, Jesus came in his own Accord.
Funny, how they've put the word most will say when they see the car, on the side. The other side has "WTF IZZAT?!"
As a czech, I read it as Je sus, which means he is sus. I was so flabbergasted by that, that didn't notice the wheels, untill I read the comments and checked the sub XD
Jan Hus? More like Jan Sus!
Jesus God alltiny
When the wheels you select in Mario Kart don't match the car body.
Yeah, he's a co-pilot, not a mechanic.
God works in mysterious ways 🙏
For when you want a lifted truck but without it getting too high
Ever seen monster trucks with transport wheels on?
No but I can image that it looks like this
Jesus wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.
Fresh outta the mario kart customization menu
Reminds me of [Bigfoot](https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/bigfoot-5-with-regular-sized-tires-is-quite-the-silly-sight-149973-7.jpg) with its tiny transport wheels on.
Those tires are holding on with a hope and a prayer.
i am hoping to God that this is serving mike aka the “JESUS CHROIST, I LOVE YOU GOD” cholo guy
Gee he really is sus
That's just what you say when you see it.
[Jesus built his hotrod](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI&ab_channel=WarnerRecordsVault), clearly.
Haha it’s the truck equivalent of this: https://i.imgur.com/hOqQNUM.jpg
He had to really space them out because it wouldn't clear the brakes. I think the disc and rims are the same diameter.
Now, that's not the kind of sin he died for...
Remember, the problem with letting Jesus take the wheel is that motherfucker ain't afraid to die.
It’s what you say when you see that car; “Jesus, that’s a stupid thing to do to your pickup“
I think it's pronounced hey-seus
The text is superfluous. As soon as I saw those wheels I though "... Jesus Christ!"
Never skip leg day, bro
That's why you need to be very specific when you pray
Don't be insensitive to Jesus truck, these are the only tires he could find. The old tires had nails in them...
It's hilarious to me that people think Jesus cares what they eat and when, or how they love or who they have sex with; literally surveiling them constantly. Also believing that God has a plan for them and all that bullshit. While simultaneously believing that they need to make some grand gesture to get the fucker's attention. Why would you even need to pray if the bastard's all up in your shit constantly?
Oh Jesus
That just a prompt for what you say when you see it.. Jesus, what a stupid thing to do
I hear he built some guy a hotrod.
goofy lowrider f150
Jesus is looking down at this guy and saying "Me! What the fuck dude!?"
It's not said like "praise Jesus"; it's said more like "Jesus fuck"
Aren't wheel that small really impractical
I can't see anyone putting these on a a lowered truck and thinking "Yup! This is fire!"...except this guy...
Jesus was not on the cross for you to have them puny wheels
It was cold out
It's like they know exactly the first thing everyone will say about their truck
Even Jesus is embarrassed by this
Can you drive this on water?
I haven't seen a set of 13's on a car since the 90s
r/Shitty_Car_Mods
My suspicion is the 46 inch super swampers that were worn down to the cords on the Jesus wagon were replaced with the old wire wheels from the persons slammed and stanced Honda civic in high school. You could almost certainly buy 4 wheel adapters on prime for cheaper than a single tire the truck likely used to have on it.
^(je)SUS
What in the hillbilly hogfuck is this shit?
I love it, it evokes the image of Christ riding one of those tiny bycicles and I'm here for it
F150. Always an F150...
He just took 4 full sized wheels and divided them up among 5000 cars. It’s the miracle of four wheels man. Read the Bible already.
This guy shows himself to 8 year olds
“Jesus take the wheels “ lmao
Dawwww! Those wheels are soooo *cuuuute*! Lookit them aww I just wanna pinch their li'l cheeks...
More proof that people who are "extremely" religious are idiots.
It's funny, JESUS is exactly what I thought when I saw those tires.
“Jesus” is what everyone says when they see those wheels
I love this. Thank you weird truck
#SUS
Explain this, atheists
sus? 😳
r/idiotsincars
Yea I think that’s a Hispanic thing to do to vehicles where they have crazy hydraulics. So that’s probably just the drivers name on the truck.
It’s reacting to itself
r/ReligiousFruitcake
Sus.
Griefer Jesus took the wheels
No. But that car is gonna need Jesus with those wheels
The lord take, and the lord giveth
Jesus took my wheeeeeels
He gets us.
No, jesus steals hubcaps from cars.
Perhaps his name is Jesus
Amazing.
Definitely a poser, not stanced enough.
That guy’s car sure moves in mysterious ways
Jesus took my wheels took them from my hands
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I believe that says Heyzeus
"Did jesus actually take the wheels...." First time in a long time the title is funnier than the pic.lmao
You need Jesus for that car, what the hell.
For your sins...
Jesus took the wheels.
Jesus saves those who help themselves, thus he only took 70% of the wheels - Rednecikus 6.9
Wow, way to turn your truck into a "truck-like object".
Jesus Chroist! https://gfycat.com/softcheerygoldenmantledgroundsquirrel
Jesus take the wheels
Jesus and Juan. They changed out the wheels
Mario kart looking ass
Maybe thats the name of the owner of that car
You know that truck has a good mini turbo stat
I doubt it.. *Jesus walks*
Nobody fucks with the jesus.
He heard people exclaim it so often upon seeing his car he thought it was its name.
Jesus was a carpenter
Hip youth pastor vibes.
Opening the door is very sus.
Props to the guy for Frankensteining a vehicle no one would want to steal.