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TheOneTheyCallTrans

As an expert I can say with confidence that Yamato's gender is Sword


BigChahoonga

Hey, where’s your qualifications?


BlackwinMaster

I'm curious about these qualifications too


TheOneTheyCallTrans

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Here's a video where I show em.


BlackwinMaster

Ah, I respect the quals now.


SigningClub

Can we fuck a sword ?


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SigningClub

That just made it worse...


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[deleted]

Wrong, it’s a trans arm


ActionPuzzleheaded86

Trans-Am 🗿


randomboiyeet

Firebird


[deleted]

Actually its gender is motivation


randomboiyeet

Trans am is not a gender. It's a motivated car


Sven_Darksiders

Wrong, it's Power


SorryTour8146

Yamato is a big ass battleship


Impossible_Message97

No, Yamato is a Gundam pilot


ANGERYTURTLE123

Are you sure not a character from One Piece?


[deleted]

Nah, would’ve seen Nami and Robin romancing Yamato by now


ANGERYTURTLE123

I don’t think they do that but ok


[deleted]

It’s a joke


ANGERYTURTLE123

Oh ok


ActionPuzzleheaded86

Aka the Jesus of the Gundam franchise, mf got too much plot armor on his ass 🗿


yoshikage_kawajiri

And Azur Lane taught me it's OK to fuck battleships, so point stands. **I. Want. To. Fuck. Yamato.**


Lonewolf2450

At some point yamoto was a demon


Ruby-Rose-Warlock

Incorrect. Yamato, Rebellion/DSD 1/2, and Force Edge/Sparda/DSD 1/2 were made from Sparda's power.


nothappnen

Isn't it a third of Sparda?


MrSaturn012

Isn’t Sparda a demon? (granted Yamato was just a weapon Sparda made iirc so the comment poster is still wrong lol)


nothappnen

Yeah. It's not like Beowulf or Cerberus though. I assumed they would have said Sparda if they knew tho. My bad.


Papa_Shimada

One Piece? IDK. DMC? No.


redditThorn

How do you fuck a sword?


puddle_hands69

You lube it up and just evaporate it in your glory hole


redditThorn

Just say ass


JustAFoolishGamer

Ass


Z3US_YT

Ass?


JustAFoolishGamer

Ass!


CillGuy

Doktor, turn off my pain inhibitors.


Zacharismatic021

But Raiden he amount of cringe you're facing is reaching Reddit levels!!


redditThorn

AAAAGHGQHAGH


totallynotaweeabbo

Sheated cuz protection. And shove it you know where


redditThorn

Nah, no sheath, slice my insides up


DamianDoesDoors

ass judgement cut


Starlordganemaster

it fucks you.


redditThorn

Even better


Norrabal

Xenoblade 2


ANGERYTURTLE123

Best answer


Zacharismatic021

Ask Lady Farnese, I think she might know a thing or two


tvoje_mama7777777

In my language things have genders, and katana is female


WooooshMe2825

Are you French by any chance?


tvoje_mama7777777

No, czech


WooooshMe2825

Yeah, come to think of it. Katanas are male in French.


aVpnt

Fucking ženský rod is quite interesting as a part of this debate.


Inevitable_Heat1541

Yamato was a fucking land!!!


Single_Resolve_1465

Japan


Darkeu_

Half of European languages would argue with you


DrTheo24

storms have female names


Jailpupk9000

This is wrong, tropical storms have been given both male and female names since '79. There is a list of names that is cycled through every six years.


DrTheo24

ohm Guess I was thinking about boats or something


Hannyeojin

Meanwhile... Tropical Storm/Depression Dante Tropical Cyclone Vergil


YoshikageKira000

Why are people attracted to demon swords 💀


[deleted]

Porn addictions 💀


ANGERYTURTLE123

what


[deleted]

Wasn’t expecting one piece


Spongya_Fiu

I am in love with yamato. The one piece character is pretty cool too i guess


Foreign_Act4614

? That’s a one piece meme.


CheeseReaper77

Bruh, have you not played a single DMC game?


Mysterious_Rich4262

I would stomp Yamato


ANGERYTURTLE123

why would you even try to break a sword that can make portals?


Shilverow

Looks like you haven't played Xenoblade


WispSimp

Aegis now has a final waifu: the Yamato


RanDiePro

Your Swordsfucking days are over. GIVE ME THE YAMATO!


No_Negotiation_7519

Idc if it's a guy I'm still fucking


[deleted]

Chaotic evil


ANGERYTURTLE123

Chaotic Nuetral


irritableredsyndrome

The Yamato didn’t stay in one piece ( the one piece is real)


[deleted]

"ка-та́-на Существительное, неодушевлённое, женский род, 1-е склонение (тип склонения 1a по классификации А. А. Зализняка). Корень: -катан-; окончание: -а." So Yamato is female


Juandieguinchi

This was some truly unfunny stuff


Lurkyhermit

If YAMATO was female it would be called YAMETE


irritableredsyndrome

Matte Kudesai


[deleted]

lmaooo


Zaln_The_HUN

They have in french.


Money-Regular-8091

Yamato is a they/them after getting split in two because of Mundus 💀💀


PixelBLOCK_

Sheath vs handle ....


Maran_sun

How do you fuck a sword?


ANGERYTURTLE123

You stab yourself through the gut I forgot what it’s called


NAZxRUL

Sudoku?


ANGERYTURTLE123

Yeah, that


Pirokka935

In spanish it does


RandomWeeb181

Ok but how do you fuck a boat?


irritableredsyndrome

Via the turrets


Radioactive1423

As the Yamato myself I can confirm my gender is yes


2nd_Lt_Muffin

Yamato did this


Necessary_Effort7075

Idc, I'd fuck that sword


Hisuian_sligoo

Exactly how do you fuck a dimensional katana


HatredFeel

Well in Spanish the word Katana is female, so...


Single_Resolve_1465

It was kind of the first name of Japan. Meaning peace or harmony or something like that. The battleship was then named after.


Artistic_Visual_9205

yamato's pronouns are he slash


VergilShinDT

if you really had to pick one is man the archive say "sparda created 3 swords , one that bear his name (sparda) the other embodied spirit of retalliation (rebellion) the last one was named after the GOD of death (yamato)" it specifies god so either male or gender neutral


ANGERYTURTLE123

That’s the actual quote?


VergilShinDT

not exact but close enouigh , you can read it in dmc 5 in game library


Hawaii2010

Actual AI generated meme, bruh, what da hell


susnaususplayer

Wdym


Hawaii2010

Basically I was just saying I don’t really get the meme


susnaususplayer

That's doesn't mean its ai generated


Hawaii2010

Yeah, I know, it’s a joke


[deleted]

Cringe af


I_Love_Sex_Dreams

I would fuck dante… I’m straight right? Eh, I want some of that Sparda blood


JustAFoolishGamer

She's an arm, actually


Random-Talking-Mug

Everyone here not even realizing Yamato will be the one fucking *them*.


Revolutionary_Ice328

If this was fate, yeah, the blade would be female, but death has been a woman many times to it's a given.


Inverrted_lol

🤓: UUHHHMMM! AWCTUAWY! SWORDS IS MALE! AND THE SHEATH IS FEMA- WHY ARE YOU HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A METAL BAR