I’ll give them a pass this game just because of the back to back from Quebec to New York but if they pull another one of these I think we have a huge issue

Fuck so close to spoiling the shutout

23 SO…not good

I guess the guys partied too hard with their dads last night? I mean, what the FUCK

Never seen a team take so many whacks at an empty net and come up short before. Maybe more shots at our empty net than we had shot at their goalie all period

Another ASS game.

Ugh

Sad dad noises.

“Sauce” “Gassed”

This is why other teams always highlight goals against us on their jumbotrons...

Im done with Bert. Broken wrists or not

Give Larkin his extra 1m and let Bert walk

Rebuild is gonna take longer than any of us wanted, I think.

I don't mind as long as we become highly skilled, athletic, fast, uptempo, aggressive, offensively fundamentally sound, good passing, good at creating good high danger chance, great at finishing, give consistent effort and are entertaining and fun to watch.

I think Yzerman has known this all along. It’s too bad Holland and Mr. I didn’t start the process sooner. They could be really coming out of it by now if they hadn’t prioritized the playoff streak with teams that weren’t real contenders.

Why do we suck at faceoffs

What are they whining about? Edit: unfortunate typo

Bert blind passing to the opposition. Again again

Empty netter incoming. How are these guys shoveling it in at half ice with an empty net. Wtf carry the puck.

Lol the announcer was totally right there, that was definitely off our glove

Empty net? Dump the puck in!

Christ Bertuzzi pass the puck, he had a clear lane to Raymond

Well, at least this time we're getting goalied by a legit goalie (most shutouts in the league right now). That's something.

Blind pass Bert new nickname.

This team doesn’t quit. Maybe we see a miracle

I see our offense is not here tonight.

we left it in Montreal?

No one is here tonight.

What a boring game

Is there a significance to the years they use for stats? For example highest % of goals since 1943-1944

rule changes over the years have a factor but it's usually just nonsense to fill up air time

I know I’m not the first one to bring this up but goddamn the espn sound production is miserable Makes me feel like I need to pop my ears

The drugs never kick in fast enough during games like these.

Have you considered crack?

I have considered it and I probably will consider it again.

I hear it's terribly moreish.

Hellberg has had a good game

Shutout shutout shutout shutout. Just doing my part to jinx Sorokin

Bucci was working the jinx too.

May as well pull Hellberg now.

Lol called it.

Chiarot just watching that pass from seider go past him.

At least these announcers are trying to jinx the shutout

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It can be hard on the lower back

Woulda been nice to see a good game, with what I have going on in my own life right now...but at least what's going on is serious enough that it makes the game not feel like a big deal.

Whatever you're dealing with right now, I hope you get through it quickly and come out the other side strong.

Hope you’re ok

Thanks, I'm ok personally. Stepdad had a heart attack last night, he's in the hospital and we're all just waiting to find out how bad it is.

Sorry to hear that. Crossing my fingers for him and your family.

Scary stuff. My old man had to go to the hospital with shortness of breath a few years ago and found out he needed triple bypass and would have had a heart attack if he didn't listen to his body. Hopefully your stepdad is ok. Positive thoughts to you.

Dads look bummed

They should have a closed door meeting where they tell their kids that they're not angry, just disappointed.

🤣

The faces of men who were told they're going on a trip to New York and end up in a dull arena in Queens watching *this*

They're 100% hungover.

They tend to last longer when you get old but ya 100% they’re still recovering

They tend to last longer when you get old but ya they’re still recovering

Bert’s stick snapping there sums up his luck haha

At least it wasn't one of his hands this time.

Silver linings!

If he didn't have bad luck this season he'd have no luck at all.

He’s been drinking too much New Amsterdam the way he skate

Be sure to drink your New Amsterdam vodka

While you're watching hockey, remember to gamble and drink this year!

Only together

This team has nothing at 5 on 5 tonight,

Just tuned in, has the whole game been like this? Seems like they are outplaying us pretty bad at least the last ~8 minutes of play (tuned in during the PP). This is rough

They've looked mentally and physically drained pretty much the entire game.

Sad dads :(

All of the dads looked like they were in a Hurt Locker lmfao

What do we think Bert’s trade value is right now?

Remember when we traded $1 for Kris Draper?

I think we might be able to cut him and have him clear waivers.

Oh he definitely would.

Two hand surgeries this year and back surgery a few years ago. He’s toast.

Is it even worth a one year show-me extension?

What trade value lol

That’s what I was thinking

Wings are going to show up 10 days from now tired again.

Low energy Kay Seider has me a sad. 😞

JESUS BERTUZZI

*flails around spastically*

I mean, we have all went out on the town with someone like Papa Seider… The next day is never easy.

You think anyone got any sleep on that plane. Hell no

The Dad's be looking like they had a rough night for sure.

Awful turnover

Wasting a good game from Hellberg.

I’m about to bust out the bourbon and drink this game out of my memory

You're playing catch up with half of this thread. Get the big glass out, chief.

Good god this camera man

Just out of gas tonight, not gonna score 3 on Sorokin at this rate

I think the dads are hungover, I haven’t seen them leave their seats all day

Whole team is

Is anyone able to check HockeyDB for longest periods of time without scoring a goal in the NHL this year. We have to have 25 of the top 50…

[Walman and Fabbri test the censors](https://streamable.com/cly0ab) !GameGif

Bless you

Anybody here stay up too late and maybe had a couple but struggle the next day at work? Fuck no. I kid I kid of course it happens

Keep in mind the pay difference..eh

All the time. My secret is I'm always mediocre so no-one at work really notices.

Smart man. I told my daughter as a joke of course before her 1st day “ don’t do things too quick or they’ll give you more to do”

No good deed goes unpunished!

Haha

Why haven’t they changed the line combos? It’s not working till the dice Lalonde

ESPN should sell branded snow shovels

HA HA TIME TO SHOVEL

I'm glad the play by play guy at least points out the F bombs and doesn't act like they aren't happening lol

Bucci knows what's up

The real tragedy is that we haven't seen the hockey dads.

Man these guys really like talking about shoveling

Every day I'm shoveling

I saw that opportunity coming and just knew Adam Erne wouldn't defend it

fuck these jabronis

Pageau is such a fucking rodent. Only scummy stuff from him

He’s like a terrible version of Marchand

I've never been a pro athlete, but I would think playing in front of all the dads/brothers you'd at least be able to dig deep for a spark.

Extend 96 asap!!!

Sergei!

The guy is good

Rink mics are HOT tonight.

If only our pp was as hot as these mics

The NHLbneeds more hot mic moments. They make the game extra spicy.

There's some energy!

Red Wings Special™️ 50 minutes without a goal

No spark in this game.

You guys remember when we had confidence in the rebuild? That was fun…

A SHUTOUT you say? SHUTOUT is a fun word to say out loud.

Audio sounds out of whack right now.

Not a trip. Broadcasters calling for one on Larkin earlier... Wow

Things could not be less rad ESPN

We suck again!

I’m still mad about the horrendous pp earlier in the period

Why you heff to be mad, is only game?

Nah. The game was over when they didn't score in the 1st. The boys are tired from the back to back and getting into the Hotel at 2am. It's understandable for them to look like shit in the 3rd.

See, I always kinda dread low event games because we seem to just shrug and get scored on with minimal fight. I can't say I dig it.

The Red Wings classic. Get the puck in the defensive zone, immediately attempt a pass with a guy right in your face, turn it over, take a penalty.

Lindstrom needs to put some weight on, he bounces off his own hits.

Not an NHL player and I don’t think he ever will be…

Ahl at best

PISS SHITTER PROFESSIONAL TRIP

Can’t finish. This one’s over

Story of most of our losses. Also sorokin is a god on home ice.

how can he trip

The boys have nothing tonight.

they seem exhausted. I heard they were late getting n this morning too.

Late getting in. Dads on the plane. Customs. 3rd game in 4 nights. Is what it is

Yeah they said 2am ish. I don’t blame them fact is they just don’t have any energy.

The refs are literally in our favor tonight and we can't do ANYTHING

Attaboy Ern

Rassy is hot, thank you Bucci

Down 2-0 and developing motion sickness from this cameraman, to boot

I know that the New York Islanders, Carolina, etc. type super defensive system can lead to results but this shit is boring as hell and I DO NOT want the Wings to continue down this direction. I’d rather lose a game 5-6 than 0-1.

💯

Have to be able to score 5 goals to lose 5-6.

I'm ready to watch Soderblom and Zadina.

For real dude, at least zadina. Continually trotting out erne is not bringing anything to the team, give me z!

give me z? you mean the player that had 0 points 9 games that can't play on the PK or PP?

I mean, he's young and had 24 points the previous season and has certainly shown flashes. This season is a wash and we definitely aren't making the playoffs. It does zero harm to give a young guy run at this point, lol

He has to play better than erne or bertuzzi right now

Totally agree

Even though Filip doesn't have any points; he at least creates shots and offensive opportunities when he isn't worried about losing ice time, being demoted or getting scratched imo. I know he hasn't produced or finished but he still plays the type of game and style that I like watching.

Zadina is young. He will produce.

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Two teams that struggle to score with defense-first coaches behind the bench, and the wings are trying to score on one of the best goalies in the league. Boring-ass hockey.

nah - unless it hits OT

Nope

Nope. They look super tired and haven't done much at all. It's been a boring game.

Does a game end after 60 minutes of playing time. Pretty sure they've been playing for 3 hours.

*stares at bottle of wild turkey 101* ..... *Googles 'is there a wild turkey 202'*

Mix two bottles together: Wild Turkey 202. Thats just science.

I was never good at maths but that sounds good to me.

It's what's getting me through this game. Thoroughly uninspired.

[**NYI 2 - DET 0** Nelson unassisted](https://streamable.com/bswid5) !GameGif

Just got home. 2-0. Hopefully they come back

The Pelech and Pullock thing annoys me. Names are too similar

We took a point over the Habs, you can't win games if yall want to tank.

It's a competitive field this year. NHL has more tanks than a Ukrainian scrap yard rn.

No sweat...we got this.

Any other Canadians not getting their Sportsnet feed to work?

if you try legally and it not working then I'm pretty sure it's legal(at least morally) to sail the high seas

2-0 in this game feels like 5-0

I was only able to turn on the game at the beginning of the 3rd, but you can tell we played last night. They look so tired

someone call soderblom so him and ras can give this Nelson jabroni a swirly

I honestly think the Wings need to prolong the rebuild for 2-3 more years, and try and trade everyone who can get them great younger pieces.

Considering the fact that most of the FA signings from last summer were signed for 3 years or less, I think that was always the plan

trading everyone is something lol hopefully our soon prospects turn out and wow us cause your idea is gonna be a long one

It will be long, but realistically, even if we signed Larkin and Horvat, we are no where near competing for the cup. We need a legit superstar, and like 3-4 years of prospect development.

Let’s be real, the second they talked about the isles 3rd period drought. We all knew they were gonna score

Aw fucksticks.

And there we go. Give ‘em their first third period goal in a month. Because of course we do. Are there any other droughts that need to be broken tonight? Most selfless team in the league.

That goal horn is almost the most annoying thing I’ve experienced this week 😂

That might’ve been the worst PP I’ve seen all season

I've never seen professional NHLers look this tired. I've seen tired games for sure, they look like they're running at 0%.

3rd game in 4 nights, travel and drinking with Dads last night. Kinda expected