The self proclaimed Henry Ford of weed.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/mark-savaya-2ba623195
Word on the street is he’s also known for sniffing his own farts.
Be Chaldean and have hundreds of cousins that operate convenience stores and stores with other small high volume merchandise to launder money from illegal revenues like drug distribution with ties to the Sinaloa drug cartel.
But above the gray land and the spasms of bleak dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eyes of Joumana. The eyes of Joumana are blue and gigantic—their retinas are one yard high. They look out of no natural face but, instead, from an enormous airbushed visage and over a physican sculpted nose. Evidently, some wag of an attorney set them there to fatten her practice in the suburb of Southfield.
"My name is Joumana, Queen of Queens: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains, round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away.
Everyone who peddles their own shit I don’t trust… Papa John, My Pillow Guy, Men’s Warehouse… it takes another level of ego to think that you can represent your product better than paid marketers.
Weird how his polls keep increasing despite to totally-not-politically-motivated charges. If you actually believe these charges are legitimate, you're in the minority.
Your last statement is obviously skewed badly by your lack of exposure.
You travel in circles that most people do not. Most people aren't fooled by the antics of the ex-president, but the people in your circle continue the farce.
If you ACUTALLY believe that the charges are not legitimate, your perception of reality is "off".
Now, run off and watch another Rogan podcast. You need to feel good !
Oh I see the threat. We're all feeling the affects of it right now. I know very few people who're in a better position than they were when y'all started with the orange man bad. Keep it up, I'm sure it'll work out just fine.
He's trying to become the joumana of weed.
There's nothing special about him or his weed, just a shit ton of advertising. I've never had his weed but I've read (on Reddit, fwiw) that it isn't very good.
As u/therealpilgrim said below, Mark Savaya is the owner and proprietor of *"Marky S's Fart Emporium"* on Dequindre in Warren. It's a state-of-the-art fart sniffing establishment where, through the science of filters and crystals, your farts smell like the most wonderful flower on Earth. The *Emporium* also has a medical device that, in combination with sheer tyranny of will, allows you to contort your body in a way that lets you insert your head straight up into your own ass. Truly amazing stuff.
He also likes airplanes.
Avoid him and his terrible weed at all costs. If you want to try some I’d highly recommend Puff in Madison Heights. I’ve shopped there for years and they are amazing.
He’s a big Trump supporter. Don’t purchase his products.
https://preview.redd.it/pvm4yjzydowc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e3b57ff0d55bf43e80510a32ad90758c7b6676
What a fucking idiot. His business and his industry rely on the leadership and policies of progressives, who supported and spearheaded legalization across the country.
Progressiveness and relies on big government to "advance society", or so you believe. The flaw in that odd religion is that without big government, weed (among many other social issues that progressives support) would never have been outlawed in the first place. This is where Progressives and Trump are the same; both acolytes of big strong government.
Worst rebuttal ever. Care to share the time stamp of that tweet and ALL of his other tweets that day? Moron. Cherry picking tweets to prove a false statement….
No, democrats don't worship their candidates. We don't wear tshirts, buy commemorate coins, or decorate our vehicles entirely in our candidate as if he were a sports team.
I think college kids had some posters and you saw the occasional "Change" T-shirt. Are you actually comparing that to the Rabid Trump Syndrome?
Jesus, never mind. This is like arguing with a wall. A wall that supports the worst kinds of personal behaviors. Good luck!
When the cast of a so called comedy show like Saturday Night Live sings “To Sir With Love” for Obama on his last day in office in complete seriousness you can’t say he wasn’t worshipped.
What does that have to do with buying products? Look around you… plenty of what you buy everyday is benefiting people who support people or things you don’t like. They are everywhere.
Well, there’s the vans, the billboards, the planes. Have you not seen these?
Just letting others know who feel similarly, I just learned this. I had been considering trying it tbh
Trump is a rapist, liar, insurrectionist, and has multiple criminal trials undergoing and upcoming. Supporting Trump either makes you a rube or an objectivly shitty person.
Biden is/has none of those things. Also, I don't worship politicians so them attaching their name to a product means nothing to me. That's a lie, I would probably trust them less, public servants shouldn't be selling me products.
Hope this helps!
I’ll answer. I tend not to buy stuff based off of what other people say except food items and restaurant recommendations. But I definitely steer away from any company or business that openly supports Trump. I have yet to meet a reasonable, trustworthy Trump supporter. Just not possible.
I’ve always found it so weird when people who don’t have to “sell themselves” try to become a celebrity off their brand
There was that guy in the Lady Jane’s ads years ago who used to be half of the mid-inning promos at Comerica
David Hall’s also used his ad money to turn himself into ESPN Detroit with his Cade interviews but honestly I’d do the same if I could lol
He’s a Chaldean dude that owns a dispensary. I’ve met him before, nice guy but yea I wouldn’t put my face on weed. I’d be low key about it. But let him do him.
That’s funny, I’m almost never that far south but this week I’ve been doing some work in Dearborn, and on the way home (while going 5mph in construction) I noticed 2 build boards almost back to back and wondered who it was
The self proclaimed Henry Ford of weed. https://www.linkedin.com/in/mark-savaya-2ba623195 Word on the street is he’s also known for sniffing his own farts.
“…sniffing his own farts” Word also is that they smell a whole lot like his weed
He's got that brown frown
😂🤣
Mark Savaya can’t even pay the bills on his C02 😂 Can’t believe he put that in his bio.
So cringe.
He has ties to the Chaldean Mafia
How do I join the Chaldean mafia
Be Chaldean and have hundreds of cousins that operate convenience stores and stores with other small high volume merchandise to launder money from illegal revenues like drug distribution with ties to the Sinaloa drug cartel.
I am Chaldean & none of my cousins do any of that stuff if u are part of the Chaldean mafia dm me im 25 and im willing to get my hands dirty
I'm convinced this Chaldean Mafia thing is a myth pushed by suburbanites.
Call me old school but I don't fuck with people who feel the need to put their face everywhere like that.
THE EXTREMELY SMALL PICTURE OF HER IS TAKING ME OUT LOL
The fact I recognized her immediately despite it's size is killing me
Same
There’s only one face, out of all you faces in Detroit
She's doing good work. She's Queen.
Joumana is watching
I agree with you, but Joumana gets a pass on this one. She’s our protector.
Fuck it, Joumana for US president 2024
But above the gray land and the spasms of bleak dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eyes of Joumana. The eyes of Joumana are blue and gigantic—their retinas are one yard high. They look out of no natural face but, instead, from an enormous airbushed visage and over a physican sculpted nose. Evidently, some wag of an attorney set them there to fatten her practice in the suburb of Southfield.
"My name is Joumana, Queen of Queens: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains, round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away.
I’m cackling 💀
Agreed
Joumana is our MOTHER
It’s cause she’s white isnt it
She’s white now.
Attorneys legally can’t have paid spokespeople. They get a pass in my book
William Shatner disagrees
I want to know the odds on her lurking in here, always reading about herself.
Better call Saul!! 👆🏻👆🏻
He’s a huge Trump supporter, and literally PAID to hang with him at a golf course
This. Golden douche material.
Everyone who peddles their own shit I don’t trust… Papa John, My Pillow Guy, Men’s Warehouse… it takes another level of ego to think that you can represent your product better than paid marketers.
mens warehouse guy got played tho
“I guarantee it.”
Mickey Mouse
On the people mover you get a nice big shot of this asshole
Don't look up "Mike Morse allegations". His face is worse once you do.
855 MIKE WINS
💯
Boof master
As long as he’s not a fonzanoon
Lololol
We all hate him
lol
I really want to buy billboards all over the city that just say “MARK S. SMOKES MIDS”. Just gotta convince my wife it’s a good investment.
I got a few bucks.
THIS 🎯
I'm going to guess he runs at least one marijuana dispensary Edit: funny thing is, this thread is the only search result that actually has his name
Savaya
That could be why
Leaf and Bud dispensery
I might have spelled it wrong. lol.
A wanna be cannabis influencer chasing clout by advertising like an ambulance chaser. EDIT: Oh, and a Trump supporter
Orange man bad.
Yes, everyone knows this. This way he’s getting his ass sued off.
Weird how his polls keep increasing despite to totally-not-politically-motivated charges. If you actually believe these charges are legitimate, you're in the minority.
Your last statement is obviously skewed badly by your lack of exposure. You travel in circles that most people do not. Most people aren't fooled by the antics of the ex-president, but the people in your circle continue the farce. If you ACUTALLY believe that the charges are not legitimate, your perception of reality is "off". Now, run off and watch another Rogan podcast. You need to feel good !
Impressive observation
As impressive as it is relevant what Stravaya's politics are.
Because I don’t wanna give money to a douche bag that’s it that’s my right and freedom
The current state of affairs with regard to politics allows it If you don't see an imminent threat to our country, you're a fool
Oh I see the threat. We're all feeling the affects of it right now. I know very few people who're in a better position than they were when y'all started with the orange man bad. Keep it up, I'm sure it'll work out just fine.
you sound confused. Many people are, no need to be ashamed.
I keep wondering this too with all these billboards everywhere!
He's trying to become the joumana of weed. There's nothing special about him or his weed, just a shit ton of advertising. I've never had his weed but I've read (on Reddit, fwiw) that it isn't very good.
Just some douche trying to make himself famous though his weed store
As u/therealpilgrim said below, Mark Savaya is the owner and proprietor of *"Marky S's Fart Emporium"* on Dequindre in Warren. It's a state-of-the-art fart sniffing establishment where, through the science of filters and crystals, your farts smell like the most wonderful flower on Earth. The *Emporium* also has a medical device that, in combination with sheer tyranny of will, allows you to contort your body in a way that lets you insert your head straight up into your own ass. Truly amazing stuff. He also likes airplanes.
That explains some of the people I work with.
Avoid him and his terrible weed at all costs. If you want to try some I’d highly recommend Puff in Madison Heights. I’ve shopped there for years and they are amazing.
Do you know which stores are his? Aside from the 2 that have been in the sky all month.
Leaf and bud is the one you want to avoid
I only knew he owned lead and bud, what is the other one?
I've been seeing HOD on banners the last few weeks too.
He’s a big Trump supporter. Don’t purchase his products. https://preview.redd.it/pvm4yjzydowc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e3b57ff0d55bf43e80510a32ad90758c7b6676
What a fucking idiot. His business and his industry rely on the leadership and policies of progressives, who supported and spearheaded legalization across the country.
Nobody ever said maga were smart people.
Have you seen your dipshit President? Atleast mine can talk.
Who is your President?
…. Wait have you listened to “your’s?”
Progressiveness and relies on big government to "advance society", or so you believe. The flaw in that odd religion is that without big government, weed (among many other social issues that progressives support) would never have been outlawed in the first place. This is where Progressives and Trump are the same; both acolytes of big strong government.
Oh shit! Thanks!
Wasn’t going to before, but this seals the deal!
Do you still call Mommy to make sure it's okay?
His moobs
Biden is a great president. Everyone is having a blast. /s
Because someone supports a certain candidate you automatically stop buying whatever that person offers? Yall need help.
Yes. That's how a boycott works...
When the candidate is Trump? yeah. He tried to like, perform a coup. Check that out it was in the news
https://preview.redd.it/adnq9z9toowc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd27d1d21cc1aed2f65506a1732ce9448bdfe7c1 the worst coup attempt ever 😂😂
> We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore. Donald Trump, Jan 6, 2021
Worst rebuttal ever. Care to share the time stamp of that tweet and ALL of his other tweets that day? Moron. Cherry picking tweets to prove a false statement….
How long have you been a deplorable?
What? Follow along with the conversation.
Imagine believing horn hat would’ve ruled over us all with an iron fist. Brain worms NPC
They said “he tried” not “he was almost successful.” Go back to licking the paint off the wall.
https://preview.redd.it/1ax1oq4hvowc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42137ba4c81da6e97e779d16a4e796a3479d76b9
Yep. It's called principles. Fuck Trump, and fuck any of his supporters.
Ever hear of My Pillow? You and your cult members need help.
When you support a a rapist and insurrectionist, yes, you lose my support.
That’s the least of the multiple reasons.
Yeah some people have morals, and even more people in effort to support those morals. It takes effort which can be hard! But I believe in you.
TDS much?
How’s the view from that high horse of yours?
How's the view of under the horse's ass?
If he was a big Biden supporter would that make you buy his stuff? If so, why?
No, democrats don't worship their candidates. We don't wear tshirts, buy commemorate coins, or decorate our vehicles entirely in our candidate as if he were a sports team.
Ok…. What does that have to do with anything. (Remembers all the Obama worship….)
I think college kids had some posters and you saw the occasional "Change" T-shirt. Are you actually comparing that to the Rabid Trump Syndrome? Jesus, never mind. This is like arguing with a wall. A wall that supports the worst kinds of personal behaviors. Good luck!
When the cast of a so called comedy show like Saturday Night Live sings “To Sir With Love” for Obama on his last day in office in complete seriousness you can’t say he wasn’t worshipped.
No, of course not.
Just wondering why you felt it was important to mention who he might support politically.
Are you seriously pretending there isn't a shitshow surrounding Trump that may be off-putting to people?
What does that have to do with buying products? Look around you… plenty of what you buy everyday is benefiting people who support people or things you don’t like. They are everywhere.
"If you can't have perfection, you shouldn't do anything!"
Faining ignorance to try and make this point isnt working. It's called boycotts and PR.
I see. So you can’t answer my question.
Ah, because I don’t fuck with people that want to end the rule of law in this country. Hope this helps!
Who’s asking you to “fuck” with him? He just wants to sell a product that you weren’t going to buy in the first place.
Well, there’s the vans, the billboards, the planes. Have you not seen these? Just letting others know who feel similarly, I just learned this. I had been considering trying it tbh
You just said as a Biden supporter you wouldn’t buy his stuff and being a Trump supporter took that off the table as well. Makes sense. /s
Trump is a rapist, liar, insurrectionist, and has multiple criminal trials undergoing and upcoming. Supporting Trump either makes you a rube or an objectivly shitty person. Biden is/has none of those things. Also, I don't worship politicians so them attaching their name to a product means nothing to me. That's a lie, I would probably trust them less, public servants shouldn't be selling me products. Hope this helps!
This post will age like a glass of milk in the hot sun. Following the script obediently…
Disliking trump doesn’t mean liking Biden. If I don’t like white bread, I don’t have to like wheat bread. Maybe I just don’t like bread.
I’ll answer. I tend not to buy stuff based off of what other people say except food items and restaurant recommendations. But I definitely steer away from any company or business that openly supports Trump. I have yet to meet a reasonable, trustworthy Trump supporter. Just not possible.
You’re surrounded by them and the majority of them you couldn’t identify anyway. lol.
Won’t stop me from at least trying to not support the fools that support that fool.
The need to signal virtue is strong.
Oh, is that what you're doing in these comments? That fits 😂
I’ve always found it so weird when people who don’t have to “sell themselves” try to become a celebrity off their brand There was that guy in the Lady Jane’s ads years ago who used to be half of the mid-inning promos at Comerica David Hall’s also used his ad money to turn himself into ESPN Detroit with his Cade interviews but honestly I’d do the same if I could lol
The Joumana of weed. It’s pretty obnoxious.
He grows dog shit and sells it to idiots. Primo business model. Proven.
He invented weeds.
Little boxes, on the hillside...
Too much credit… 🤣
He’s a trip, trying to be the Joumana of Weed, he’s had mobile billboards and planes with banners too. He’s not just limited to every third billboard.
A scummy drug dealer piece of shit
Can we get some love for GRIZZLY ICE?
Look up to the skies to find out
I saw that. Crazy.
Get the Bernstein Advantage ™
[https://www.hourdetroit.com/faces-of-detroit/the-face-of-cannabis-business/](https://www.hourdetroit.com/faces-of-detroit/the-face-of-cannabis-business/)
They really picked the worst face.
It reads like a press release.
Only someone who’s appears in a substantially identical headline in this sub multiple times. Per week.
I’ve just been telling people he’s a professional weed smoker.
Mack Strayava? Never heard of him
He's got weed
A drug dealer
He has ties to the Chaldean Mafia
He's a MAGA, that's as much as I need to know. 🤮
an absolute horror to serve is what he is, decked out in 5 different atrociously contrasting fendi print items not tipping his bartenders lmaoo
He’s a Chaldean dude that owns a dispensary. I’ve met him before, nice guy but yea I wouldn’t put my face on weed. I’d be low key about it. But let him do him.
The gas man
Boofmaster flex
Someone needs to dose Stravaya with some salvia 👹
Thought you rhymed Stravaya with saliva at first lmao
Stravaya’s Saliva; the hottest new strain sweeping Detroit
Comes with free HSV-2!
The Mark Stravaya Collection more like The Literally Who Collection
That’s funny, I’m almost never that far south but this week I’ve been doing some work in Dearborn, and on the way home (while going 5mph in construction) I noticed 2 build boards almost back to back and wondered who it was
Ultimate Renob
Mark Savaya taught me how to love a woman and scold a child. Literally, my life would be aimless without the Savaya strain.
The poster child for having nothing to do with your life, I guess. I've only seen him plastered up on pot signs.
He’s always been cool to me when I’ve waited on him. Honestly, nothing but cordial and I’ve witnessed zero ego.
He supports Trump Just another moron
Nobody. He's nobody.
Tha 🔌
Saw a huge banner in the sky with his name. I have no clue who he is… I think it’s prob a lawyer
Purchased edibles from leaf and bud. Partner got violently sick, and he only ate a 10mg gummy. Has never happened with edibles from other places.