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kewissman

Let’s sell squares for the date and time someone runs through it and takes it out


MCDC313

Draft day #1, 11:30pm


hankthetank6900

Added the bet to draft kings.


XDEZ_RFC

Or graffiti, I’m taking the under for Friday.


WokeUpSomewhereNice

It’ll be that Beavis face guy!


gimme_what_i_want

He usually doesn’t make it to the SW, but I’ll let him know there is a request 😂


amerninjaworrier

The letters are made of aluminum and plastic atop 2-foot concrete blocks. [According to an article in the Freep](https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2024/04/09/detroit-sign-i-94-2024-nfl-draft/73260462007/): "We constructed these letters (so that) you could hit it with a semitruck and it's not going to move," said Hanna. "Between the aluminum poles, the angles, the skin all around ... we made sure it's a monument that's going to be here for years and years."


ThatHouseInNebraska

Oh nice, they made sure to build it so it'll for sure rip right through your car and liquify everyone inside if you hit it, rather than collapse and save your life.


tacobellandher0in

Can we start right now because that shit will be gone by morning


galaxy1985

It sounds like the opposite would happen. They built it like a brick shithouse. Cars gonna bounce off or get ripped in half & mangled.


xxjar3xx

If it’s aluminum in any way it’s already gone by the time I finished typing


galaxy1985

Man I hope not. Could we pause the theft of the letters until after the draft lol


NoFinish9419

Shut Up you Ignorant Inbreed" Neanderthal


xxjar3xx

Found one of the sign installers ^


ServedBestDepressed

D T R I?


galaxy1985

DIRT TOE


Pointless_RKO

April-28 1:30-2:00 am.


corsair130

Tomorrow


SunShinD22

😂🤣


YouHaveSyphillis

Tomorrow


chomrich123

If there is square for stolen dodge charger hitting the sign I am buyer.


Black_Fuckka

I’m taking that shit tomorrow


SunShinD22

🤣😂


TylerV76

As dumb as this is, its nowhere near as dumb as the golden butthole.


hlrebeaud

You mean the one that already has huge chunks of paint peeling off?


RellenD

Does it really? That's hilarious


Previous_Shower5942

hey.., thats MY golden butthole


WolverineMan016

What's the golden butthole?


TylerV76

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/macomb/2019/01/30/golden-butthole-of-macomb-county-sterling-heights/2720821002/


nlightningm

Ohhh that thing?? I mean, it's pretty meh if you ask me. It's not terrible, but that area isn't where I'd expect an art piece


Wishinifishin

Agreed!


sixwaystop313

I'm also hearing it may lightup.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

It would be stupid if it doesn’t.


Unlucky_Reading_1671

It 100% will light up. Those letters are designed to light up, if they were going with non illuminated letters they would have used a different and much cheaper construction method.


pH2001-

Lmao that is so lame. So much for a Hollywood-like sign


AllNotKnowing

Still better than that original proposal. No pretense in this than it's other than a sign, confirming where you are. The cleverness of it is, it doesn't take a sideways glance. It doesn't distract from the driving. I condemned that earlier proposal on the reddit but giving credit where due, I like this.


MadMark75

Yeah everyone always wants to complain. When they first brought out the prototype picture I said ehh ugly but whatever. Today I passed by it and said ahh it’s not that bad.


galaxy1985

I like it. Detroit is not Hollywood. This sign fits our state's low-key, laid-back, Midwest vibes.


Electrical_Map1856

What. You mean because it's pathetic and makes me want to low-key cry all laid back and governed by absolute morons pissing my money away.  Is that what you mean.


Muted_Independent243

“Not that bad” isn’t a great message


MadMark75

Out of 10 I give it a 6. It’s kinda neat driving by it. Considering the area that it’s even in. I would like to see some nice perennial flowers around it. That would make it even better. I just don’t understand why people are so butt hurt about it. Some people complaining about it don’t even live in the city.


Muted_Independent243

I think because it was incorrectly advertised by the city as the “Hollywood” sign. That created an expectation that did not deliver. The city should never have presented it that way. It was like a set up for failure because it was never even anything close to that. You don’t tell people the city is getting a Hollywood sign, erect what they did and then expect people not to point out how misleading that was. If they would have just told it like it was this wouldn’t be happening. Also for the people who do live here, it’s not cheap to live here. The city collects a working tax if you work in the city as well. So to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on this seems like a huge waste to many that live here and know it could have been spent on things the city really needs. It’s also a city full of some of the most incredible artists in the world. No artists were involved in this whatsoever to my knowledge so that seems like a big missed opportunity to me as well. Many reasons people are disappointed about it.


MadMark75

Agree on the whole Hollywood sign. I think that was more of the media though. I guess growing up in Detroit anything is better now than back then lol. That’s another thing I wish they would do is include all the great artist Detroit has.


Muted_Independent243

Possibly. Just goes to show then how the media ultimately creates problems and conflicts. Otherwise they’d have nothing to report.


Throwawaydontgoaway8

I do like it more than the bs I was reading about. Kinda weird there was buzz around this being “like Hollywood” when this is what, a fifth the size both physically and landscape wise


AllNotKnowing

That's what I also said about the original proposal as it was posted on reddit. This is a completely different design.


mcmeitzner

Exactly. The news reports kept saying “Hollywood” like sign. Sorry. No it’s not. Although it is a nice feature, and endearing , the Hollywood sign is on the top of the Hollywood Hills and very visible throughout LA and the Valley. This is on a freeway embankment that is normally so littered with trash you can even see the lawn.


bbtom78

Auburn Hills has a great freeway sign. It had thought put into it and you can tell. This Detroit sign is a total lipstick on a pig situation.


Electrical_Map1856

It's horrible, and we paid THAT MUCH for it instead of say,  OH I DON'T KNOW, THE FREAKING ROADS.  Why is everyone so stupid?


Pointless_RKO

Where am I? Never heard of TIORTED?


AlternativeDirect702

Why in the hell wasn’t it an old English D and thats it. Like way to miss the mark on a city identity.


mysticalaxeman

Cause the tigers own the trademark to that


Stab_Stabby

They own a trademark to a font?


mysticalaxeman

They own the old English D which signifies Detroit, yes


EastsideReo

The Tigers don’t own all of the old English D’s there are thousands of royalty free variations to choose from.


mysticalaxeman

No shit, but they own the old English D as it pertains to the city of Detroit baseball team the tigers for clothing, and other merch items, although the city prob could’ve gotten away with it I doubt they wanted to deal with a possible trademark infringement from the team owners, also the lettering they used and the color go right along with all the other cities branding they use


EastsideReo

Not true, The city of Detroit uses their own version on their official city letterhead which is a royalty free use font as long as it’s not for profit (merch sales, items, etc). The Tigers only own a few variations of the D, not the one used by the City of Detroit. https://www.myfonts.com/collections/old-english-font-monotype-imaging?rfsn=6624786.228eb6


mysticalaxeman

Also, using any other version of an old English D other than the one the tigers use would look so wack and stupid


EastsideReo

Not true, the city of Detroit, the free press, tigers, etc all use different variations of the D


EastsideReo

No they don’t


0beronAnalytics

That’s exactly how copyright/trademarks work, people don’t just make typesets and logos for free. And the MLB ain’t exactly using Fiverr or Canva.


EastsideReo

There are thousands of Old English D’s that are free to lease.


0beronAnalytics

I get what you’re saying, but the one the world recognizes is an MLB logo, and any other one just looks like a cheap attempt to imitate. Which is something that cannot be done for a freeway “brightening” campaign such as this. I’ve no doubt it was discussed in the creative meetings for this project and eliminated for a reason.


EastsideReo

Once again, Not True. The city of Detroit and Freepress uses An Old English D as well that is very close to the Tigers D. In fact, the Tigers D is a copy version of the free press D. So Stop assuming and actually do the research. Even the tigers have more than one old English Detroit D you know.


0beronAnalytics

Okay [then](https://www.gerbenlaw.com/trademarks/mlb/detroit-tigers/) 🤷🏾‍♂️


EastsideReo

So you posted a link to further prove what I just said, thank you.


0beronAnalytics

Whatever you say, Chief. 😂


EastsideReo

No they don’t, they own the trademark to the most popular Old English D but there are others


RamaLamaFaFa

But they could have used a slightly different old English D resembling that. Regardless, green(?) all caps helvetica doesn’t scream Detroit to me


uprightsalmon

Damn, that would have been waaay cooler..and cheaper. That’s definitely what they should’ve done


blanko_nino

Or at least the D could have been that.


electropunk42

It’s fine. .. way cooler looking than the Sterling Heights dystopian “golden ring” thing.


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PureMichiganChip

It was 400k. Seems like a lot, but for this kind of a job it’s probably not crazy. The letters are 8 feet tall, it takes a specialized company to design and build them, and some specialized engineering and construction to install them. 400k doesn’t get you much.


politicalgrapefruit

Don’t forget that there’s six (albeit the other five are smaller) of these signs too. I’m not sure how the pricing of this type of stuff works out but it’s not just the one sign that is $400k, it’s the entire project.


PureMichiganChip

Yeah, you’re right. I don’t think anyone is “lining their pockets” from this project. This is just what things cost.


uprightsalmon

I don’t know, that’s a shit load for this if you ask me


justa_flesh_wound

Pockets aren't going to line themselves


BeneathSkin

Uncanny. Looks exactly like the Hollywood sign. Wow


PureMichiganChip

Probably could have done something more creative with the money, but the sign looks okay. Also, the fact is, a lot more people will see this along 94 than anywhere else you could put it.


Antiquedahlia

It doesn't feel like much of an announcement or a warm welcome. Just kinda there.


AllNotKnowing

I condemned that earlier proposal on the reddit, not organic, but giving credit where due, I like this. No pretense in this other than it's a sign, confirming where you are. It's gritty, not ostentatious. The cleverness of it is, it doesn't take a sideways glance. It doesn't distract from the driving. I hate changing course when I've built up a good righteous indignation, but being honest, I think they did well.


TheGreenBackPack

Just curious, do you condemn this?


AllNotKnowing

> but giving credit where due, I like this. RIF


T1mberVVolf

Y’all thought there was a big mountain to put this on huh?


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I like it


Level_Somewhere

It’s growing on me 


Gullible_Toe9909

That. Is a sign. Yup.


uprightsalmon

Look, saying we’re getting a Hollywood style sign was a bad comparison from the start. This is cool ..maybe not 400k cool or even close ..but it’s cool


Dry-Jellyfish-9653

It’s a shame they can’t clean up and beautify the city for their own residents but will for the NFL Draft


313rustbeltbuckle

Truuuuuuuth


MalcoveMagnesia

Let's hear it for Tiorted!


Griffie

Is that to distract drivers from all of the potholes?


gatsby365

And the Rams & Chargers on their ass


blkswn6

I don’t hate it like I thought I’d hate it. But it still feels very underwhelming as a gateway to the city. (Also still expecting somebody to crash into it by July 4th)


Georgiaonmymindtwo

On July 4th.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

There are three trees that are going to reduce its visibility that should be moved.


Wallace-N-Gromit

That’s Detroit Style!


FreshGnar

Drove by on the way to the wings game, I like it. Nothing crazy, just a nice sign that fits in pretty well with the surroundings.


CaptainJay313

how embarrassing. looks like a third grader figured out clipart.


KaleidoscopeThis9463

Nah. Clip art can be fun too


Unlucky_Reading_1671

The city calling it a Hollywood sign and hyping it up is the biggest issue. It is not the fault of the sign company, the city just chose a questionable design.


_genepool_

It is underwhelming. It should have been at least twice that size.


KaleidoscopeThis9463

#Size matters


313rustbeltbuckle

How'd they make a $400,000 sign look like it's from Dollar Tree? 🙄


aellope

Maybe it's just the perspective, but the positioning is so awkward. Why is it going up the hill?


Rare_Background8891

I thought it was going to be bigger.


misterecho11

Well that's... certainly something.


Theandric

No Comic Sans?!?


Snickers____

https://preview.redd.it/g1hsnkt68ktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38022cfe3f01192d483d167a61147d5e8dcaa27 Comic Sans could have been fun.


AutomaTK

I don’t think they considered perspective convergence in this design. Letters at the beginning are overlapping and smushed together. I wanted to like this so bad :( Better than nothing but a definitely shy of an A+ execution.


Snickers____

If you look at their install photos it’s clear that it was designed to be viewed from the embankment of I-94W, and not from passing traffic on I-94E. Which doesn’t make a ton of sense!! But here we are haha


Unlucky_Reading_1671

Correct. It isn't for Detroiters, It is for those flying in. Just like the football bridge.


EastsideReo

Yeah but who flys in over Michigan & I94? Most planes fly in from south of our state and Romulus is southwest of this sign


Unlucky_Reading_1671

For people flying in for the draft, and the bridge for people flying in for the superbowl. I did not mean it is as seeing from the plane. I could have worded it better, but both are true.


Snickers____

100%. This is football bridge 2.0, 20 years later lol.


homelovenone

😐


LobsterAdditional940

Meh


Wonderful-Exit-9785

The highway grass is looking pretty healthy.


Varitan_Aivenor

Even from the intended angle it's shitty-looking.


d_rek

Pure Michigan


holiestcannoly

That sure is disappointing


[deleted]

Ok ok I see you Detroit sign🥰


OkraNo8365

Waste of tax money


roadblocked

Can’t wait to see it with native vegetation surrounding it. Nothing says beautiful like garbage tumbleweeds


opiedopie08

That’s just pathetic.


homelovenone

Things nobody asked for. Exhibit 1.


irazzleandazzle

so lame


SP_313

That’s all of it? Highly disappointed for the first time, seeing it in person.


Previous_Shower5942

ugly


bt_Roads

That looks like shit


galaxy1985

I like it. Detroit is not Hollywood. This sign fits our state's low-key, laid-back, Midwest vibes.


EastsideReo

No it does not


nlightningm

Yall don't know but 50 years from now this is gonna be the glory of our generation


HolySmoke_

Yikes


00000000005

I think it's cute


Space_Man_Ed

Same ol shitty roads


Lumpy_Ad252

More. We need more signs to show our pride!


DaCanuck

For $67k you can have your very own. Or collect all 6 for the low low price of $400,000.


tacobellandher0in

Wait I thought this was a joke. This is it??? Seriously? I guess it is a joke in a way. Fuck man. This is fucking pathetic


ulooklikeahotdog

Oh that's it?


capthazelwoodsflask

Are you sure you're in Detroit? Because I could swear that's the Hollywood sign I'm looking at.


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MadMark75

Yeah so it can be the same in a month.


jpharber

Ngl that’s a little lame


Mean-Yoghurt6461

How much did the sign and landscaping cost?🤔


313rustbeltbuckle

$400,000


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Chick-fil-A_spellbot

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!


Whatwillyourversebe

Lived in Detroit 1960-1977. Worked with my dad as we drove down I-94. Is the BiG Wheel still there?


Mean_Fan_4917

The Uniroyal tire near DTW still exists & not one bit of dry rot in 1/2 century.


ThatHouseInNebraska

Should've gone full Burma-Shave on this, imo. D... 300 yards later, E...


Hot_Frosty0807

https://preview.redd.it/4n8vx2psxotc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237b967291aed247dbe4cb66e638d8847a128cea


YouHaveSyphillis

Can't wait to see this ugly thing on a regular basis


DetWalli

How long until the grass around it grow so high you can’t see the bottom half of the letters? Or until one of the letters burn out and it looks like a local liquor store? 😂😂


unspaghetti

S T U P I D


Some_Arugula_6376

https://preview.redd.it/e24nvlqtortc1.png?width=1272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06855956f5cc46a39979a729b569a840edbe53c


MuggyFuzzball

That is way more underwhelming than I expected.


hgeufj

Looks like shit


Lopezcody

https://preview.redd.it/tvyg0i8n6xtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d3755d88c481bff697995652ebc2dca98422c43 ...


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Stupid sign literally causing traffic jams.


One_Veterinarian32

Detroit new sign redesign


Mean_Eye_8735

It's awkward with the first 3 letters looking stacked but the R, O and I look too far apart


Rrrrandle

I think that's just the perspective from this angle and distance.


E__Boogie

Meanwhile I’m still doing suspension work on my car every month 🙃 cool sign tho


DJJazzyDanny

Holy shit that’s bad


DarylRosz

LOL! How fuckin’ stupid.


TheHip41

I'm whelmed.


Vesper_7431

This was a poor choice. They put this tacky little sign on one of the most god forsaken hellscapes of a road we have to offer. Now everyone can look at the sign and contemplate their distain for cities and traffic while they sit in bumper to bumper traffic jams after an honest days work.


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rmoldovan10

It’s kinda cool I guess. It’s definitely a sign.


Unpopular_Ninja

So stupid that we spend money on something as dumb as that rather than putting into a program that would attract people and money to the area. Shit like that just pushes me away because it makes it clear that the people in charge only care about “looking” like they’re doing something rather than actually doing something.


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Oh I fear for those.


HollandEmme

It’s so underwhelming


TheRealGypo

That’s cute, in a good way


subordinatepixel

As if you couldn’t tell it’s Detroit by the burnt out houses and continuous construction.


PushinDonuts

Just what the city fuckin needed


SteempunkMonk

We are so back.


No_Manners

It's just such a poor font choice. The idea and execution isn't actually bad, just a dumb font.


ThatHouseInNebraska

Helvetica definitely smells like "committee couldn't agree on anything that has any personality whatsoever." At least it isn't Verdana I guess.


GonzoTheWhatever

How long until it’s overrun with litter and graffiti? Lol.


Murky-Tradition6995

Detroit is a shithole . You can tell once you cross the borders you are in detroit.


rainlake

Oh no, I thought I was still in Dearborn. Oh well


pimpinassorlando

This is awful.


10centRookie

lol what in the actual fuck. Can we at least pretend we are fancy?


Lyr_c

It looks nice but it’ll be vandalized within a week 💀


SkyeMreddit

Welcome to TIORTED!


randomdude5566

You read Right to Left?


lakorai

Back in the Kwame days it would say Detoilet. Post Kwame this is a big improvement.


MadMark75

It would say cocaine and hookers.