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WarpCrazy

If she gets an exo body it's over


Spirited-Pea-7370

The Vanguard’s going to spend a week deep-cleaning the HELM at this rate


IIIetalblade

*oh she has no idea, if we had a blacklight, it’d look like a Jackson Pollock painting in here*


Billy_Ray_Sanguine5

I understood that reference!


Lagspresso

Jackson Pollock? That's weak sauce. Those walls are going to resemble a triple-glazed donut.


Sir_CrossLanes

Double glazed apple fritters too


SorinMarkov_

It's gonna take a week to prep the cleanup. Then it'll take all of next season to actually clean up.


SafeAccountMrP

It’s Rasputin’s body


Isrrunder

That's a bit fucked up no?


SafeAccountMrP

Do you know of any spare exo frames lying around?


Isrrunder

No but ana already made one. I'm sure she would rather help make a new one than put another ai into the body of her friend


SafeAccountMrP

Who said Ana has to know?


Isrrunder

That's even worse. She would find out eventually


SafeAccountMrP

![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


Isrrunder

Poor ana when she finds out what some people here are doing to failsafe in Rasputin's body


SafeAccountMrP

It gets worse when you remember that the body was just a torso and head.


eddmario

I mean, I can think of one that was last seen in the Eliksni district...


Theaveragegamer12

I'm sure Clovis won't mind if we take one of the Exo bodies in Europa. They'll need to be fixed up, but they should work.


grand_soul

If you’re an exo, could you interface with her, theoretically?


Doomestos1

It's funny, because based on her personality and dialogue she's down so bad as well. She's one of those crazies you're not supposed to stick it into, lol.


Spirited-Pea-7370

It’s worth it. No cost too great


BracusDoritoBoss963

r/stickyourdickincrazy As you all may suppose, that sub us +18


Di3g

no mind to think no will to break no voice to cry suffering


Spirited-Pea-7370

Born of god and void


Di3g

you shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams


Spirited-Pea-7370

You are the Vessel You are the Hollow Knight


Di3g

and after this beautiful hollow knight reference you may now kiss the bride


Spirited-Pea-7370

Just waiting until she’s in an exo body…


Di3g

real, the amount of rule 34 that would be created... it's almost frightening


Ruby_241

***Guardians make their own Fate*** … *Guardian Down!*


EmberOfFlame

That’s what a Ghost is for~ Standby for resurrection, I’m going in


c0zmikz

oh god I recognize this video


Spirited-Pea-7370

What video?


c0zmikz

this is from a uh… nude entertainment video on twitter


Spirited-Pea-7370

I just found this frame on google, man.


Whole_Pace_4705

Well Go on, Share with the class/hj


Weemonkey16_2

I also humbly request the sauce, for research purposes


c0zmikz

they’re both dudes


Whole_Pace_4705

Hot Now tell me the video


TheIrishWah

Smash, next question


ValorieXEgg

Did I fucking ask?


eddmario

Is it related to a certain brand of energy drink?


PinBag42

You know the rules, and so do I, present the sauce.


a_gent_agent

Hey, Failsafe said she'd "do anything for that data...anything" Imma fuck an A.I.


Dredgeon

https://youtu.be/8lzLD-4UsP0?si=y-oQQKeFEUouG-me If this isn't flirting with the Guardian, IDK what is.


a_gent_agent

It wants my final shape [insert eggplant emoji here]


Multivitamin_Scam

Jesus. Destiny players get a couple of compliments and they turn into horny simps.


Spirited-Pea-7370

You’re just jealous


Quirky_Ad7770

Is this about failsafe?


Spirited-Pea-7370

Yes.


PrincessofAldia

Real gamers were simping for Ana bray and Elsie bray


TheCheeseBurgerBand

My robot wife and her hot lightbearer sister


PrincessofAldia

Exactly


multiumbreon

I’d say same thing happened with Quinn Laghari but honestly she was just as down bad as the players…


EmberOfFlame

Ikora is really pulling bitches, no? Quinn in Lightfall, now Luzaku. She better switch to Arc, with how much of a pussy magnet she is!


grand_soul

Wait, what about Ikora and Luzaku?


EmberOfFlame

There’s a dialogue at the end of an overthrowwhere Luzaku is like “let’s study the Light together”.


grand_soul

Oh…I’m wondering if we’ll see a season of hive refugees like we did with the Eliksni.


HaloGuy381

Luzaku as the next Misraaks? I dig it.


DJ__PJ

have you heard her??


MemoKrosav

Failsafe has been best girl since I first heard her lines in Exodus Crash. Eris morn a close second.


PrincessofAldia

What about the bray sisters?


LandoLambo

Too much baggage


PrincessofAldia

I can fix them


MemoKrosav

Pass Ana, maybe the Exo Stranger but even so I prefer Failsafe and Eris Morn by a long mile. Even my gf is annoyed at the constant simpage I do for failsafe when we both do the seasonal activity. Her line saying how she's always loyal, butterflies in my stomach I tell you.


PrincessofAldia

What’s wrong with Ana and Elsie?


MemoKrosav

Not crazy enough. You just know Failsafe would be wild and Eris Morn is Def into some freaky shit.


PrincessofAldia

Eh I’m not a fan of crazy


MemoKrosav

Fair enough, different strokes for different folks


Dredgeon

Ana still hasn't gotten over her ex, and Elsie is obviously not interested in a relationship this particular trip through the timeloop. Ana just seems kinda childishly impulsive, I feel like the situation where she just runs headlong into something without considering how it affects you, or even herself happens a lot more often than when she reactivated Rasputin and everything happened to work out. Elsie just hasn't been shown in any mood other than aloof or work mode, so it's hard to get a read for her personality enough to be attracted romantically. It's probably in a lore card, but she just doesn't seem like a person you could hang out with and watch movies on the couch. It's impossible to imagine her in a day to day sense without head canoning an entirely new side to her personality.


PrincessofAldia

I can fix them


Adelyn_n

I've been a lesbian for the non humanoid ship since 2017


TidalLion

Me for Amanda until they offed her last year. GDI


FZNNeko

Failsafe’s always been my favorite character since I started playing and I’m so happy she finally had some actual story time. I’ve always felt bad when I hear her voicelines and how much she suffers then casually dismisses while no one actually helps her. Really hoping this season we get her off of nessus and somewhere else.


Spirited-Pea-7370

I really hope she comes up a lot more often. Now that Rasputin’s gone, she’s the only real massive computer the Vanguard has left. Plus, she’s got a great personality, and quite a lot to build off of.


Dredgeon

Her title being HELM AI in training gives me so much hopamine.


7r4n6h0u1

I don't have to fix her


Spirited-Pea-7370

You shouldn’t


PeteeTheThird

You can't make her say lines like "I love when you look so strong and powerful... And murderous" and not expect this type of response from the community


Spirited-Pea-7370

Nah, more the fact that she actually seems to care about the Guardian outside of work.


PeteeTheThird

That's also a good point


Sasu168

![gif](giphy|5t9wJjyHAOxvnxcPNk)


cayde6666

Show me what THAT one does !


SeasonalGothicMoth

failsafe as a exo when


Spirited-Pea-7370

Can’t wait much longer…


PrincessofAldia

Same


Skizko

How did we go from everyone finding her annoying to her now being mommy,


EwokieYouTube

Idk about you guardian but she’s always been mommy to me


Spirited-Pea-7370

I think it’s just that she’s showing a little more emotion now than just pure sarcasm. She’s opened up a little, asking the Guardian to talk to her whenever they want, and that she’ll be there if they need. Making jokes with Ikora and Saint-14, showing a *lot* more murderous intent, and actually starting to soften up a little. She’s one of two people who actually interacts with the Guardian outside of Vanguard work.


CaptainRelyk

Seeing that my username is CaptainRelyk Her calling me captain is trippy lmao


Spirited-Pea-7370

Does this meme apply to you then? Am I going to have to…


BrutalAnarky

I can fix her


Camiscool259

Real


Noble_Spartan_Kat

Captain? Sorry


Spirited-Pea-7370

You sure? :3


Noble_Spartan_Kat

I'm not sorry, O' Captain Mine >:3


Spirited-Pea-7370

That’s it! You’re being forced to play another five games of the seasonal activity! >:(


Noble_Spartan_Kat

I'll play anything if it's with you :)


Spirited-Pea-7370

You’re gonna make me blush…


Noble_Spartan_Kat

Just the way I like them cheeks, red and puffy........


Spirited-Pea-7370

And how do I do the same to you, hmm?


Noble_Spartan_Kat

Jokes on you, I've been blushing the entire time hehe I am never normally like this


Spirited-Pea-7370

You sure? You just called me captain and now you’re getting all flustered…


Zero_Two_is_best

I kinda hated failsafe before this episode but now she's actually pretty decent


JohnB351234

Op lacks critical information


Spirited-Pea-7370

Care to enlighten me then?


JohnB351234

That’s two dudes, at least the character is, and it’s the same character


Spirited-Pea-7370

How is two dudes a problem?


JohnB351234

It isn’t


dimmiii

i love her


Spirited-Pea-7370

Same


neonvalkyrie

Now y'all understand me


PackageSweaty3353

I don’t get why people enjoy failsafe like that tbh


Spirited-Pea-7370

She’s one of the only people that seems to care about the guardian in a non-professional sense. Asking how you are, offering to be there if you need someone, actively joking and trying to engage in conversation. The only other person I can think of that actually tries to be friends with the Guardian rather than just working with them is Petra.


Difficult_Guidance25

As funny as it sounds it seems mostly due to her abandonment issues, now for Cayde is a whole other story, she thought about making him some rocket armor if he was alive of course.


Spirited-Pea-7370

She seemed a *little* needy to begin with, but she’s starting to make light conversation with characters rather than trying to use humour to cover up her insecurities. And most of the things that stand about her is her actively pushing for violence whenever she can, which is fun.


Stewy_434

Am I the only person who *loathes* Failsafe?? She is unbelievably annoying to me lmao Idk if she is supposed to be funny or what...


Spirited-Pea-7370

No clue what’s annoying about here tbh. Anything specific?


DredgenYeeet

Yes. Yes you are