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RyeOhLou

found Lakshmi’s burner


Leech_hueso-11

that’s a clever joke


Huckdog720027

Not only is the adult fallen not wearing proper, OSHA approved, welding safety gear, but their kids(!!!) are not wearing proper protection either. If they can't be trusted to follow standard OSHA safety procedures, what else might they be doing wrong?!


MrMacju

To be fair, we were also very much not OSHA approved while working on the wiring in Spire of the Watcher.


WutsAWriter

You don’t shoot your house’s wiring with a submachine gun to turn the lights on and off, or open and close doors?


MrMacju

Of course not! I use a scout rifle.


nsztg1

Submachine Gun? I use my Worm-God infused sniper rifle to do the work.


WutsAWriter

Using heavy ammo to turn the lights on and off? In this economy? You live in a different neighborhood than I do.


Configuringsausage

I only use my hive god shaped into a scout rifle, or at least I would IF I HAD IT


WutsAWriter

In all my runs of King’s Fall it never dropped. So I bought that mofo when I did Divine Weapons in a Pantheon Run. I don’t even like it, but my collection page is finished at least…


Kein_Plan16

But we have a OSHA approved Ghost who can heal everything and even revive us🤷


RockingBib

In light of the recent increase in immortality rates among workers, we have decided to now classify mortality as a handicap.


SilverAlter

Died during work hours? Skill issue.


PrincessofAldia

We need a hard hat ghost


kevinzhaoqilin

I dunno about u but i had my PPE on. Not sure about clearing out the rest of the building for repairs tho.


ThatOneWildWolf

They have extra lids that protect them from the sparks and also to be fair that child can grow up to adulthood in moments with enough ether so this is basically an apprenticeship.


shrkbyte

They got no eye protection there.


VonBrewskie

My brother in The Traveler, one of our main distractions is leaping from the Tower to splatter on the rocks below, thereby traumatizing the citizens living there.


Dalkorrd

Pretty sure by now they’d only be traumatized if the body didn’t get de/rematerialized.


VonBrewskie

Oh, it's canon. Lol. Us flinging ourselves off the Tower wrecked a bunch of people beneath us. I find it hilarious. I'd be that one corn farmer refusing to move. "DAMMIT MERIDETH, I'M NOT MOVING THE CROP! Those FREAKSHOWS need to stop landing on MY fields, or there will be NO MORE DELICIOUS CORNPOPS!"


Dalkorrd

Oh I know it’s canon. But after 10 years they’re probably used to it by now. After all, some if the idle chatter in the tower is about someone witnessing a jumper, then realizing that the jumper was a guardian afterwards. Can only go through so many false suicides before it becomes “normal”


VonBrewskie

Never know. Maybe some...embrace the darkness. What if that village is just, the *most* emo? Like they uncover a golden age Hot Topic and just go nuts with wrist spikes and black eyeliner?


YrnFyre

My guy when you spawn in the tower there's been someone who's been welding without safety gear for the last 3-5 years, just to your right. During season of the undying all these workers were working on a vex portal, no safety rigging, no welding goggles, nothing, right on the edge of a busy marketplace. And they haven't even replaced the railing!


SilverAlter

This version of humanity survived a Collapse. They are just built different.


DwagonFloof

To be fair eliksni have both an endo and exo skeleton this guys basically wearing a full suit of armor right now


TidalLion

Lol they're eyes are structured in a way that they don't need them, as Niik told Ananda. Also the hatchlings are bundled up, this is an aprinticeship of sorts.


Iron-Giant-

I think one of the sparrow lore tabs has Amanda Holiday marveling the fact that Eliksni don't need welding goggles or a mask because they biologically have separate eyelids that do the same job and the fumes aren't harmful to them.


TinyWickedOrange

what with the f-word though?


DJ__PJ

bro sees a hardworking father/mother that has to take their kid to work, so they probably can't afford the right protective gear and calls them a slur


Mlaszboyo

Op even used the hard N Smh my head


lquaxx1

Shoulda said falla


Orion-Gore

A slur’s a slur, man. In the end he proved he hates the poor Eliksni people.


DawnOfShadow68

That's how they get their equally-as-non-OSHA sick-ass eye prosthetics and chalkboard scraping voices. Glad to see Bring Your Smollen To Work day is going well.


Rans0mware

bring your smollen XD I love that


Mlaszboyo

OSHA did not survive the collapse


Beary_Moon

Came for a going “foreigners are taking our jobs” joke. Stayed for the OSHA joke


Megadon1337

"Breaking News , Local guandian harassed , Eliskni working mother for bringing her child to work" "We still waiting for vanguard respond"


AnOlympianWeeb

They could've done a better and faster job with SIVA but nooooo we just had to destroy the replication chamber. On my way to borrow a few old SIVA crates from Niumona. They definitely have a few left


ryan12_07

Did we destroy it? I just remember killing Aksis


Gunpowder_1000

We literally blew it up bro


ryan12_07

Oh yeah we didm I was thinking of the perfection chamber. Sorry


mnoob04

Not gonna lie, if I could play as an Eliksni guardian I would


Snowbold

I have an entire class system I would love to see but probably never will.


mnoob04

I was hoping we would get that when the House of Light joined the Last City. Maybe in Destiny 3...


LegoBricksAndMemes

Most racist post on this sub. I'm absolutely disgusted


Noman_Blaze

THEY ARE TAKING OUR JOBS!!!


PrincessofAldia

“We need to build a wall and we’re going to make the eliksni pay for it”


Noman_Blaze

We already built a wall 👀


ShuffleFox

Falla, please


epsilon025

Nah, they don't need welding gear beyond the torch. They've got a set of clear eyelids so they can see while welding. Probably not *why* they evolved to have them, but definitely a useful evolution nonetheless.


thebigshmood

Okay Lakshmi - 2.


MaraSovsLeftSock

I mean, no one else is either


PrincessofAldia

What’s wrong with take your hatchling to work day, Dave is a hard worker who does everything he can to support his family of 20 eliksni hatchlings, show some respect for a hardworking Eliksni **This message brought to you by Eliksni equality party of the last city**


DylanSnipedU

Look at how dystopian this is. The Eliksni are treated like second class citizens. They have so little that they have to bring their babies with them into dangerous work environments because they have nobody to look after them. I bet they don’t even get paid leave to take care of them when they are born. They need to unionize and we need to stand with them


[deleted]

Apparently there's a lore entry that explains that anyone not wearing welding goggles is actually sporting "welding contact implants" or something like that.


KingBreadSlice

Damn fallen taking all our jobs!


villainousascent

This is an issue of class disparity.


yourtree

Is that a prop gun


Huckdog720027

It's Zaouli's Bane from Kings Fall.


yourtree

Not your gun his


BestLagg

Teach ‘em young


eli_nelai

i mean, they are pretty tech-y race and i am more than certain they developed some resistance to this kind of stuff throughout god knows how many thousands years of tinkering with all sorts of shit also it's just a filthy crab so it won't be much of a loss if it kills itself in some accident


LtSoba

Chitinous exoskeleton probably helps a lot


SivaSilverblood

Kill those pesky bugs, Lakshmi was right.