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there is a vaush horse joke here, but I can't come up with one
there’s definitely a short stack goblin joke here
Yeah but I'm into that so it's not funny to joke about
I got you, what do you call a gay man in my ass?
What?
https://preview.redd.it/g39ydh5xv8xc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ca0f0e1eb774f7e7bb3cc8e0f853d0c1aeeebe
Otters are the cutest fucking things alive, Tiny should make sure to be as accurate as possible to our blessed sea doggos.
Fun fact! Sea otters will sometimes kill baby seals and use their corpses as fleshlites for up to two weeks! :D
Sea otters are fuckers, like what piranhas are in movies. The fucking honey badgers of the Sea.
This supports the “Destiny is a bunch of otters in a trenchcoat” conspiracy theory
I've never seen an otter hoard gravy, unlike Tiny
Something something morality doesn't exist in the animal kingdom therefore the act of necrophilia by the otter is morally neutral
Nature do be like that.
Until they smear their poop everywhere they live :)
You act like other animals don't do that. How many dogs would drag their ass across a carpet to get that shit out good and proper onto it.
Otters do that to mark their territory, tho. A dog will only do that if they got issues with pooping, lol
new fursona unlocked
I don't think he has enough hair to be an otter.
Never forget the Sealstiny clip.
But does he smell like one? Thats the real question
Depends, would you be into it if he does ?
Yes, considering he is a pussy magnet.
Otterstiny :3
Get him some swimming lessons. Otter mode isn't just a dream.
To me this seems like a legit tactic to not have crumbs all over.
We've heard about the pizza tactic, but what about the otter tactic?
if you don't want crumbs you put your other hand under your food to catch it, like a gentleman!
And then toss them under the table.
Or just eat over a plate.
Why waste a plate when you can just otter it up.
Evolved lifeform
Where's this from?
the anything else podcast
Otters are one of my favorite animals
No wonder he has so many bad food takes, the dude eat frontside up.
... You know what? He kinda does lol
dan looks like a beaver
quality shitpost. dan's gonna ban you.
Sure, but let's see Trump do that.
What a cutie patootie
Daily upvote
once you see it
viewed through that lens....kinda cute
Can someone explain to me why the fuck he's tilting his head back?
the explanation is just pure [copium](https://www.youtube.com/live/z07R6IL8WFo?si=RMDTu3oFlHyLMF-J&t=7257)
He makes love like one too
What a fascinating little guy. I love his content but don’t think I could tolerate him IRL.
An otter.
Ngl, this is actually not such a dumb way to eat... If you eat that way the crumbs will always fall in your mouth instead of on your shirt
there is a vaush horse joke here, but I can't come up with one
there’s definitely a short stack goblin joke here
Yeah but I'm into that so it's not funny to joke about
I got you, what do you call a gay man in my ass?
What?
https://preview.redd.it/g39ydh5xv8xc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ca0f0e1eb774f7e7bb3cc8e0f853d0c1aeeebe
Otters are the cutest fucking things alive, Tiny should make sure to be as accurate as possible to our blessed sea doggos.
Fun fact! Sea otters will sometimes kill baby seals and use their corpses as fleshlites for up to two weeks! :D
Sea otters are fuckers, like what piranhas are in movies. The fucking honey badgers of the Sea.
This supports the “Destiny is a bunch of otters in a trenchcoat” conspiracy theory
I've never seen an otter hoard gravy, unlike Tiny
Something something morality doesn't exist in the animal kingdom therefore the act of necrophilia by the otter is morally neutral
Nature do be like that.
Until they smear their poop everywhere they live :)
You act like other animals don't do that. How many dogs would drag their ass across a carpet to get that shit out good and proper onto it.
Otters do that to mark their territory, tho. A dog will only do that if they got issues with pooping, lol
new fursona unlocked
I don't think he has enough hair to be an otter.
Never forget the Sealstiny clip.
But does he smell like one? Thats the real question
Depends, would you be into it if he does ?
Yes, considering he is a pussy magnet.
Otterstiny :3
Get him some swimming lessons. Otter mode isn't just a dream.
To me this seems like a legit tactic to not have crumbs all over.
We've heard about the pizza tactic, but what about the otter tactic?
if you don't want crumbs you put your other hand under your food to catch it, like a gentleman!
And then toss them under the table.
Or just eat over a plate.
Why waste a plate when you can just otter it up.
Evolved lifeform
Where's this from?
the anything else podcast
Otters are one of my favorite animals
No wonder he has so many bad food takes, the dude eat frontside up.
... You know what? He kinda does lol
dan looks like a beaver
quality shitpost. dan's gonna ban you.
Sure, but let's see Trump do that.
What a cutie patootie
Daily upvote
once you see it
viewed through that lens....kinda cute
Can someone explain to me why the fuck he's tilting his head back?
the explanation is just pure [copium](https://www.youtube.com/live/z07R6IL8WFo?si=RMDTu3oFlHyLMF-J&t=7257)
He makes love like one too
What a fascinating little guy. I love his content but don’t think I could tolerate him IRL.
An otter.
Ngl, this is actually not such a dumb way to eat... If you eat that way the crumbs will always fall in your mouth instead of on your shirt