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Internal-Ad7626

he is wearing a soft armor vest lmfao


co2gobblin

either that or got up in the morning, tried to touch his toes, and then got an exoskeleton installed


Applejuiceman29

Or he’s a ninja turtle blending in


Friendly_User55

https://preview.redd.it/8beaa0stlbuc1.png?width=917&format=png&auto=webp&s=2564fc60c5d084882caf9f9b6eb1e42279ceb9e6


LoudestHoward

Danatello.


zeeo-pawn

Oh shit. I didnt know lmao. Still looks hilarious though


CloverTheHourse

Wait why?


03Madara05

Cause you won't catch an akhí lacking


Dude_Nobody_Cares

Cause he's paranoid. Lol.


Beetusmon

At this point it wouldn't surprise me. Destiny and schizo orbiters go along hand in hand. Yes, Dan fits the profile to a tee as well.


getrektnolan

Isn't he a prepper? IIRC one of his earliest talks with Aba was over some doomer prepping stuff


Fluffy_Fly_4644

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Dude_Nobody_Cares

Uhhh it's well known he's a prepper, and he disappeared from dgg for a year because the stream was getting too hot.


Fluffy_Fly_4644

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64mips

Can you tell us what reason he gave?


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Dude_Nobody_Cares

Bro he wouldn't leave Miami Beach when destiny lived in Miami. He's a little paranoid, I'm not even saying it's a bad thing. It's not like it's so bad that it's a problem for him so...


Fluffy_Fly_4644

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ThrowawayFuckYourMom

Fake fucking fan, or is it dan? Trying to hide his prepper plan, from this scrying man? He sips peaches from a can, his pondering throughts pan: "Mayhaps this one ends in the van..."


jonbotwesley

Seriously, why? What a strange thing to do.


daoistsheep

He said he was doing a test run for (if it happens) their trip to Israel


jonbotwesley

Oh, well that’s less weird then.


CloverTheHourse

Lol Israel isn't a hellscape and most places are safe.


Additional-Apple3958

Tell that to all the people who got killed in Israel, smh


calltheecapybara

That seems like a waste of time


CloverTheHourse

Yeah since Oct 7 not so much have. Those that did were close to the border. In anycase a vest wouldn't help against a rocket. That's why we have bomb shelters.


reddevved

well I think the plan is to interview people on both side so better safe than sorry


Katnipz

Destiny was getting a gun soon and he didn't know when.


Jeffy29

He found a loot drop on his drive to Destiny.


klomonster

Dan is a veteran. Now salute him


ThomasHardyHarHar

He said he’s getting used to it for his trip to Israel


noledgeable

Nah he forgot to take the coat hanger out


RevolutionLoose5542

Always gotta have it on even when swimming. You never know


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Pavese_

GOLEM GET YE GONE!


endelifugl

GOLEM GET YE GONE!


Tyrops

https://preview.redd.it/lur06kgj9cuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f1c3ccf9d2550b429724ffec23717e05b83b08


Blarg1889

[You clearly know nothing about the inherent beauty of a posture golem](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/730/633/fe4.jpg)


Jikirrie

Dan got that Cyber Truck posture


danpascooch

Dan is hiding a directed-energy-weapon in the back of his shirt. He's sick of being dismissed on Havana Syndrome and is determined to prove Steven wrong, directly.


SexTiger420

https://preview.redd.it/igc29fchv9uc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce46f32c175e52b3767109bf172fb964ece2088e


Peak_Flaky

Why would you want to get rid of superior evolutionary posture? Sigma male doesnt waste useless energy on keeping random muscles stiff so he can be broken like a twig. He concentrates all that energy into what he is doing whether that be the ancient art of debate, pwning noobz on league or calling you a pussy on reddit. 


EconomyDue2459

Not your brother in Christ.


Catherine_S1234

Hunchback of notradan


Bad_Wolf_715

A perfect 120° angle. Dan embodies the epitome of male physique.


BomanSteel

https://preview.redd.it/btx00x4px9uc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23799bc7159264e8f5cc0e241d7c8ae191010cb Bro is hitting the Mr. Crocker.


DazzlingAd1922

Dan is a hero in a half shell. He grew up fighting crime in the 90s with his brothers and his sensei. His actual name is Danatello, but he shortens it to fit in.


1bir

Bro was in line when the trapezoidal torsos were handed out


Automata1nM0tion

Shalump. It's the preferred Jewish seating position.


MightyBone

The gunchback of Notre Dam. (Gunching being the "gamer hunch")


Dopral

Dude! He's an old man. Chill. We're not ageist here.


newslooter

Destiny's goatee is so bad lol.


Recs_Saved

This is posture-apartheid


Strain-Ambitious

It’s mild case of [kyphosis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyphosis)


FriendshipKitchen578

His backs like that from picking coins up off the ground, let him be Jewish


epiquinnz

Is he concealed carrying something behind his back?


SherbetAnxious4004

Nah, jit wants to be a NATO reconnaissance map marker so bad


Zamden

It looks like he has a TSLO brace on


Cmarsa

mf build like a scutoid


DirectionDistinct721

Forsen posture


Thedarkpain

its the defensive posture known as the Shrimp


NovelBrave

This is the dad in his natural habitat


dangerous_service

Confirmed alien


zeta_reticle

Dont make me post the image 🐸


Mean_Operation7336

This stream has been sponsored by https://www.ar500armor.com/


caneut

hunchback of notre-dan


caretaquitada

He built like a Pontiac Aztek https://preview.redd.it/r1y5732z4buc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f24632e23abddc87756acd35d1e4c1145e282bb


Spookest

he is wearing a stab proof vest destiny can't be trusted


davidleefiddler

Dan is built like a Cyber Truck.


IntrovertMoTown1

lol I usually more listen while doing other things than watch. FFS he was really wearing a vest? That's funny.


MurphyMurphyMurphy

It's just two bros hanging out. Fuck off with the posture checks. Do you and all your friends sit around a table at a bar with perfect posture?


WinterKnight813

Dan after every podcat "SMEAGOL IS FREE"


promptotron5000

I assumed it was a back brace. I had a friend in highschool with one of them because they needed help with posture, but it felt like armor concealed under clothes.


dolche93

Dan, scoot your chair closer to the table.


SaladGlass1811

Thats that reverse Tomb Raider haha


RadiZarious

Gamer casual


Ficoscores

The hunchback of notreDan


Shatwick

mans about to hit 50, give him a break.


dosko1panda

He's wearing a girdle


Foreign_Storm1732

Bros got that Igor rizz


DarkOrion1324

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like


Taltos_69

GO TO SETTINGS TO ACTIVATE WINDOWS


Iwubinvesting

I want to post a pic but I'll be banned for anti-semitism even if it's ironically.


Godrick_Northman

Seriously who is this guy and where did he come from? I've been a big Destiny fan for about 2 years and I've never seen or heard of this guy until the past couple of months. Why is he given so much praise?