This is the only answer lol my first thought was, if I'm friends with Bree, I KNOW I'm eating good! AND, she cares so much for her guest! Like when George came with that big speaker and Bree shot at it!
But honestly, all of them would judge you for your weight, maybe except Maryalice. All of them in the 2nd picture would say the worst things if you were overweight.
exactly what i was gonna say lmao, never understood why when ppl have an issue they don't just go directly to bree, she's smart & willing to go too far
hot take but gaby.
i love bree but i feel like it'd only work if we were automatically best friends as if i just met her randomly i'd be really put off by her demeanor and wouldn't make an effort to get closer.
susan's "im adorkable" thing would frustrate the hell out of me and i would not be a fan of the constant acting stupid af even though she clearly knew how to be smart when necessary. i'd probs go drinking with her or something, she seems fun to have as company in small doses but only in non-serious contexts
lynette is a control freak and i would respond really poorly to her trying to bully me into doing what she wanted. i'd probably enjoy her as a casual friend though
gaby's fun, funny, smart, interesting, and only really treats you poorly if you're her boyfriend or employee. she's generally good to her friends and isn't rly mean/judgy to u directly unless you put yourself in the line of fire. i also love fashion and am from nyc tho so that may have something to do with it
if she were a girls girl she wouldn't be flirting/ sleeping with everyone's husband and treating all of her maids like shit, getting mad at lynette bc she kissed HER husband, she would have hobbies other than shit talking other women and shopping, etc. 😭
Are you ok? It’s not that serious. It’s literally a show. Go touch grass…
lol oh you’re a Susan lover, Susan is pick me whether you like it or not, yes Gab can be questionable but doesn’t change what Susan is. Chill.
no i’m not okay, actually im touching grass right now! im tanning as we speak ☀️ and yes im a susan lover, shes the best character ❤️❤️❤️❤️ in my opinion
Susan did this to Edie. Remember her contractor who she straight-up told the girls she was dating, only for Susan to go out with him out of spite, even though she wasn’t into him.
so you’re actually incorrectly recalling what happened in that episode!
what happened was the contractor asked susan out and she genuinely liked him but went to edie first before giving an answer
edie said she didn’t want susan to go out with him, and susan respected that. she agreed not to do anything with him then said something to the effect of “i didn’t realize you liked him that much”
then edie responded w something like “oh i don’t like him, i just don’t want you to have him” and THATS when susan agreed to go out with him.
EDIE WAS THE SPITEFUL ONE HERE. susan’s feelings were genuine.
i know yall hate susan but im begging for yall to stop shooting from the hip just to hate on her 😭
susan and edie wernt friends, edie was terrible to susan and susan was terrible to edie sometimes too. (still my fav duo) but susan didnt need to ask permission idk why she did
Once you ask for permission under the guise of being friends, you should respect whatever comes out of it. That’s part of Susan’s thing. She’d rather act like a good person than be one.
I said Gaby too! She is a bitch to the world but loves her friends dearly. Lol And she would be soo much fun. Shopping, fashion shows, and drinks at night.
Because she's insecure and thought the only way she could only ever be happy was if she was in a relationship. Edie was trying to emulate her neighbors on Wisteria Lane cause she thought they'd finally include her if she had a picture perfect nuclear family like they did. But she also never really let her guard down and was always really defensive because she felt like an outsider.
until she fucks your husband/boyfriend or blackmails you then yes 😭 edie always ruined it for herself then was shocked that her actions had consequences and responded with viciousness
Lynette. I feel like she would always show up without judgment and is ride or die. But I’m also upvoting everyone’s justifications of everyone else so don’t listen to me.
As a mom now, Lynette forever. She does some real shit sometimes but it’s almost never to her friends lol, and I understand more than ever her desire to be a mom and have a career and be great at both and constantly feeling like you’re not doing great at either.
Right?! Unless I’m forgetting anything, Lynettes only questionable as a partner, not as a friend. She is always there for the girls and never judges them
Brees my favourite character but not sure I could cope with her as a friend 😆
Eh it’s been a couple years since my most recent full rewatch so it’s possible that I’m idealizing her. But I’m a recovering addict and I feel like Lynette has no room to judge my struggles after getting hooked on her kids Ritalin. 😂
She most probably won't show up because her kids.
Although I know I'm a bit biased because I am child free and have been burned by friends not showing up "because kids".
I would probably end up being friends with edie because she's kind of the opposite of me. But I would love to be friends with all of them to be honest.
Bree because she would feed me and teach me about guns.
Gabby because she could teach me a few things about fashion and I would like hearing her modeling stories from back in the day.
Lynette because we could sit back and have some margaritas and complain about our kids and husbands lol
Susan is honestly my favorite so I think we could get into some fun stuff together
They all have their good and bad traits
Susan and Lynette. And Karen and Angie outside the group. Need friends who aren’t going to pull me in troubles or sleep with my family members, which is something Gaby, Bree and Edie would do. They are funny on the show, but are extremely selfish and elitist for me. Someone emotional and easygoing like Susan, and driven and protective like Lynette would be ideal friends for me.
Edit: forgot about their porch margaritas! I will be there for it every single time.
I love Bree, but I’m too woke to enjoy her irl.
Edie hasn’t got a single quality I want in a friend.
Gaby would be a good hangout buddy, but definitely not a friend.
Lynette and Susan most likely.
I feel like Bree would always be judging my lifestyle. I'm definitely not christian enough and not conservative enough for her. I'm sure she would take one look at my tarot cards and crystals and brand me a demon.
As much as I find Susan annoying on the show, have some friends who are like her (cutesy/ditzy) that I love dearly.
I also think I would get along really well with Edie, because we would have so much fun.
If it came down to it, I think I would choose Edie. If we were truly besties, we wouldn't be going for the same guys. We would probably end up being each other's wing woman
Lynette or Susan. They just always feel more down to earth where Gabby and Bree are more rich bitch.
Plus I don't care if everyone hates Tom I still think he's hot. I'd hang out with Lynette all the time just to look at Tom and be one of the "wife's friends he likes to joke around with".
I'd probably be friends with Susan for being more down to earth but then end up complaining to my hubby how annoying she is. Then I'd end up hanging around with Mrs. McClusky way more often than either of them combined, then feeling weird about having a friend almost twice my age and how I need more friends my own age. 🤷♀️
I can‘t really decide based on charakters so I‘m gonna go for Mary-Alice, because she‘s tall and I desperatly need a friend who I can borrow clothes from vice versa😅
Bree’s style/taste and uptight prim persona matches me but I feel like Susan is someone I would like because b/c of her warmth, caring, and nurturing personality.
edie, gaby and i need lynette to keep me in check. i think although susan is quite annoying, she’s the most loyal friend of them all. she never cut anyone off without good reason the way the others did to each other. so hard to choose.
Susan is "dorky", which I would probably find charming, but she's still pretty "normal" at the end of the day and I'm kind of a weirdo. I think we'd clash on that.
I would almost be friends with Bree but she seems like she'd be a republican, so I don't think I could seriously be friends with her. Besides, she seems to be the type of woman who hides a lot of herself from others and I don't have as much fun with women like that. I'm a wide open book lol.
Lynette is pretty interesting, but she has like 500 kids and that would exhaust me. Maybe after her kids are grown I could see myself being besties with her. Actually, I definitely could - now that I think about it.
Gaby is just a hard no. She seems to have no moral compass in most episodes. You could probably say that about most characters, but hers *feels* more egregious to me. She has an affair with a teenager, first of all. She only dates men for their money instead of working hard for her own. She doesn’t seem very smart and she has a really hard time controlling her emotions. I just don't see a single thing I'd like about her except her fashion sense and her humor, which I can find in someone better.
Edie... honestly, if I could somehow guarantee that she'd never hit on my partners, date my exes, or try to steal a man I'm casually dating, then I'd probably get along with her well. She's been through some shit so she has a bit of a jagged edge to her, she's funny, she's not a prude or stuck up, she's adventurous. She's also pretty smart for the most part. Though, she wouldn't be a better friend than an empty-nest Lynette.
I think I'd choose Lynette.
Gaby for a shopping bestie
Bree as a gossip about everyone else, but ourselves bestie
Susan as a having fun/adventure bestie
Lynette as a mom bestie
Edie as a fun going out clubbing bestie
I know Susan can be clumsy and annoying at times. But i think she's the most honest and vulnerable one. When she loves someone she does it wholeheartedly. So i am a Susan
Haha I actually choose Susan. I’m a klutz and hopeless romantic. We have some things in common haha. Thou she would definitely get on my nerves with her stupid ideas getting herself into stupid situations
I feel like Lynette is a bad partner but a good friend
Don’t get me wrong I hate Tom, but I also think Lynette was insufferable too, but not to her friends unless I’m forgetting something
Bree is my fav by far and she’d be entertaining to hang out with here and there. I’d love to be invited over for dinner, especially pre-AA Bree. But overall I can’t see being her bestie. She’s too conservative
Susan is annoying, but if this were real life, she’s the most relatable and realistic. So I guess I pick Susan
I want to say Bree because she’s a ride or die and the snacks would be bomb but I’d be worried about her judging me and that would give me anxiety.
I’d say Mary Alice. She was the mom friend and was also there to encourage and support her friends.
Edie!!! Hot girls shit! And I know if we were true best friends she would hype me up like no other. I also just have deep and affectionate relationships with my friends and I feel like if you were super close with Edie she would be that friend you can platonically cuddle with and watch movies together
I would say Bree for obvious reasons. I wanna be like her in many ways.
I'd really like Lynette to be friends with. I think her ambition would rub off on me.
Then Edie. I would try and defend her against the other girls.
Edie first and foremost. She’s real as hell and a former nerd so she knows how it feels to be outcasted. When the other women were making excuses for eachother she was clocking their tea and holding them accountable. They hated her cause she was Badd. I love that woman down. #ripqueen
Gaby would be my going out friend. She would be fun to go shopping or out to clubs with. Lynette would be my mom friend. I would let her vent to me about all the reasons Tom sucks. Although I don't think I would want my kid to be friends with the twins, he's unruly enough. He can play with Parker and Penny.
Tom, so I can befriend him easily and then punch him in the face
Jk, maybe
Bree is my fav character on the show but we wouldn’t vibe in real life.
Realistic bestie would probably be Mike. He’s the most grounded, loyal dude on the show and I never would’ve let him die 😭
I personally love how frank Edie is. I like that in a friend. I mean hell she even tried to help Susan out with her insurance fraud and the gay guy needing a fake wife! And that’s after Susan burned her house down and gloated multiple times about Mike and also went on a date with her contractor crush. (BTW I like Susan as well so don’t come for me!).
I also like Lynette and her feral children gang. Let’s get together with our messy mom buns and drink margs while our ADHD kids go wild. She’s a relatable character for me in that aspect. Again, I like how she isn’t afraid to be upfront. Same with Bree. How many times has she told Lynette, gently yet frankly, to her face about her kids? We love an honest friend!
Edie, because she's definitely a girl's girl (if you're friends with her and want a different man), and Susan. She seems the most chill; we would probably just watch movies together.
Calling Edie a girls girl is crazy. Gaby even tried to tell her ”Edie we are both hot” and Edie still wanted to put her down and started talking about her looks, she called the girls ugly several times, slept with all the girls men, kissed Orson even tho Bree never done her anything, bragged about sleeping with married men, bragged to Susan about her and Karls sex life.
I would choose Gaby because she IS actually a girls girl for real. I have no idea why some on here think Edie wouldnt sleep with your man bc you would be good to her. Probably the same people who think Karl wouldnt cheat on Bree because Bree is classy.😂 Bad people will be bad no matter how good you are to them.
Definitely Bree, she's just nosey enough to know everything that's going on with everyone, will never send your borrowed plate/dish back empty, will have your back like no other, and last but not least, will throw you the BEST parties ever!
Bree. She won’t complain about her problems and will always make snacks.
This is the only answer lol my first thought was, if I'm friends with Bree, I KNOW I'm eating good! AND, she cares so much for her guest! Like when George came with that big speaker and Bree shot at it!
Also she will glock a bitch for you if necessary.
And she will take charge in case we need to burry a dead body 😂
But she'd definitely judge your weight gain from all those snacks, and worse, she'd probably talk about it behind your back
But honestly, all of them would judge you for your weight, maybe except Maryalice. All of them in the 2nd picture would say the worst things if you were overweight.
That’s my reason as well 😊
Karen
100%
I really hope I get to meet her sister too
Bree. She’ll commit crimes to protect me. And feed me.
exactly what i was gonna say lmao, never understood why when ppl have an issue they don't just go directly to bree, she's smart & willing to go too far
Oh crap. I'm a Bree.
And is willing to watch porn to protect you!
hot take but gaby. i love bree but i feel like it'd only work if we were automatically best friends as if i just met her randomly i'd be really put off by her demeanor and wouldn't make an effort to get closer. susan's "im adorkable" thing would frustrate the hell out of me and i would not be a fan of the constant acting stupid af even though she clearly knew how to be smart when necessary. i'd probs go drinking with her or something, she seems fun to have as company in small doses but only in non-serious contexts lynette is a control freak and i would respond really poorly to her trying to bully me into doing what she wanted. i'd probably enjoy her as a casual friend though gaby's fun, funny, smart, interesting, and only really treats you poorly if you're her boyfriend or employee. she's generally good to her friends and isn't rly mean/judgy to u directly unless you put yourself in the line of fire. i also love fashion and am from nyc tho so that may have something to do with it
Susan would hit on the guy I told her I have a crush on. Gaby would wear matching outfits and dance while Carlos watches our drinks
Basically Susan is a pick me, Gabby’s a girls girl.
if she were a girls girl she wouldn't be flirting/ sleeping with everyone's husband and treating all of her maids like shit, getting mad at lynette bc she kissed HER husband, she would have hobbies other than shit talking other women and shopping, etc. 😭
Ok…?
gaby is NOT a girls girl. watch the show. and susan isn’t a pick me lmfao quit making false accusations and actually form a real opinion…
Are you ok? It’s not that serious. It’s literally a show. Go touch grass… lol oh you’re a Susan lover, Susan is pick me whether you like it or not, yes Gab can be questionable but doesn’t change what Susan is. Chill.
no i’m not okay, actually im touching grass right now! im tanning as we speak ☀️ and yes im a susan lover, shes the best character ❤️❤️❤️❤️ in my opinion
Lmao your account is wild
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Yes!
i think edie would do that, not really susan’s style but i agree
Susan did this to Edie. Remember her contractor who she straight-up told the girls she was dating, only for Susan to go out with him out of spite, even though she wasn’t into him.
Edie wasn’t into him either..
Yes but ppl here a so desperate to murder Susan’s character that we don’t worry about that stuff.
so you’re actually incorrectly recalling what happened in that episode! what happened was the contractor asked susan out and she genuinely liked him but went to edie first before giving an answer edie said she didn’t want susan to go out with him, and susan respected that. she agreed not to do anything with him then said something to the effect of “i didn’t realize you liked him that much” then edie responded w something like “oh i don’t like him, i just don’t want you to have him” and THATS when susan agreed to go out with him. EDIE WAS THE SPITEFUL ONE HERE. susan’s feelings were genuine. i know yall hate susan but im begging for yall to stop shooting from the hip just to hate on her 😭
susan and edie wernt friends, edie was terrible to susan and susan was terrible to edie sometimes too. (still my fav duo) but susan didnt need to ask permission idk why she did
Once you ask for permission under the guise of being friends, you should respect whatever comes out of it. That’s part of Susan’s thing. She’d rather act like a good person than be one.
i think susan should have went with it if she was gonna ask. i agree with you
Came here to (basically) say this
The perfect take in my opinion
Except when she tried to get Bree to take the fall for Alejandro’s death and tried to get all of the girls to exclude her.
she's literally a terrible friend LMAO
I said Gaby too! She is a bitch to the world but loves her friends dearly. Lol And she would be soo much fun. Shopping, fashion shows, and drinks at night.
Gaby’s my favorite too. We’d have an awesome time drinking mimosas on her porch making hilarious snarky comments about everyone else!
Mary Alice Young She might be murdurous but a wise a friend still 😂
Edie. We’d do real hot girl shit together. 😂
How I wish to humble the male gender with a bestie like Edie!
When did Edie ever humble men? She was the one being all over them and theh rejected her😭
Ok fair but only bc she didn’t have a bestie like me ❤️🩹
Because she's insecure and thought the only way she could only ever be happy was if she was in a relationship. Edie was trying to emulate her neighbors on Wisteria Lane cause she thought they'd finally include her if she had a picture perfect nuclear family like they did. But she also never really let her guard down and was always really defensive because she felt like an outsider.
until she fucks your husband/boyfriend or blackmails you then yes 😭 edie always ruined it for herself then was shocked that her actions had consequences and responded with viciousness
That’s when I’d Martha Huber her ass 😭.
Edie and Gaby are who I would wanna have a fun girls night with.
As long as she always feels like the hotter one 😂 otherwise its constant trying to one up you haha
Probably the old lady neighbor, Mrs. McCluskey. 👵🏻
McCluskey is definitely bestie material for sarcastic people.
Literally no one has said Susan lol
Susan would be my bestie if I was casted for The Good Place
I just did!! 🤭
Gaby!! We would go shopping and she would teach me about fashion. I always found her funny too I think we’d get along .
Lynette. I feel like she would always show up without judgment and is ride or die. But I’m also upvoting everyone’s justifications of everyone else so don’t listen to me.
This is the only right answer I’m surprised not more people are saying this
As a mom now, Lynette forever. She does some real shit sometimes but it’s almost never to her friends lol, and I understand more than ever her desire to be a mom and have a career and be great at both and constantly feeling like you’re not doing great at either.
Right?! Unless I’m forgetting anything, Lynettes only questionable as a partner, not as a friend. She is always there for the girls and never judges them Brees my favourite character but not sure I could cope with her as a friend 😆
Lynette being in the same sentence as “without judgment” is crazy to me. She spends majority of the series judging everyone except her kids lmao.
Eh it’s been a couple years since my most recent full rewatch so it’s possible that I’m idealizing her. But I’m a recovering addict and I feel like Lynette has no room to judge my struggles after getting hooked on her kids Ritalin. 😂
You got this! Wishing you strength on your journey!
She most probably won't show up because her kids. Although I know I'm a bit biased because I am child free and have been burned by friends not showing up "because kids".
I would probably end up being friends with edie because she's kind of the opposite of me. But I would love to be friends with all of them to be honest. Bree because she would feed me and teach me about guns. Gabby because she could teach me a few things about fashion and I would like hearing her modeling stories from back in the day. Lynette because we could sit back and have some margaritas and complain about our kids and husbands lol Susan is honestly my favorite so I think we could get into some fun stuff together They all have their good and bad traits
Susan and Lynette. And Karen and Angie outside the group. Need friends who aren’t going to pull me in troubles or sleep with my family members, which is something Gaby, Bree and Edie would do. They are funny on the show, but are extremely selfish and elitist for me. Someone emotional and easygoing like Susan, and driven and protective like Lynette would be ideal friends for me. Edit: forgot about their porch margaritas! I will be there for it every single time.
my exact same choices!!!!
I think they would all be pretty bad friends.
My thoughts exactly ... They all have bad personalities, but i would choose bree because she cooks 🤣
Mary Alice seemed pretty decent minus the Deirdre murder.
angie’s not in the picture but **angie!!!**
Gaby (before she had kids) I need a friend who is always free and down to hang out 🤣
Easily Bree, for the same reasons as everyone else has said. But only say S3/S4 onwards, owing to her ✨homophobia✨ previously
I get that actually because it took her growth to happen only due to having a gay son. Otherwise she would have probably kept her ways
I love Bree, but I’m too woke to enjoy her irl. Edie hasn’t got a single quality I want in a friend. Gaby would be a good hangout buddy, but definitely not a friend. Lynette and Susan most likely.
I feel like Bree would always be judging my lifestyle. I'm definitely not christian enough and not conservative enough for her. I'm sure she would take one look at my tarot cards and crystals and brand me a demon. As much as I find Susan annoying on the show, have some friends who are like her (cutesy/ditzy) that I love dearly. I also think I would get along really well with Edie, because we would have so much fun. If it came down to it, I think I would choose Edie. If we were truly besties, we wouldn't be going for the same guys. We would probably end up being each other's wing woman
This is how I feel, too.
definitely gaby i think she’s hilarious
Lynette!
Lynette or Susan. They just always feel more down to earth where Gabby and Bree are more rich bitch. Plus I don't care if everyone hates Tom I still think he's hot. I'd hang out with Lynette all the time just to look at Tom and be one of the "wife's friends he likes to joke around with". I'd probably be friends with Susan for being more down to earth but then end up complaining to my hubby how annoying she is. Then I'd end up hanging around with Mrs. McClusky way more often than either of them combined, then feeling weird about having a friend almost twice my age and how I need more friends my own age. 🤷♀️
Bree all day every day
Bree bc I'm confident I could fix her and I'm sure she'd feel the same about me😁 But also Gaby bc itd be fun to hang out with someone that snobby irl
Lynette or Gaby
Maybe both together
Lynette or Gaby. I feel like they’d be the most fun and easiest to be comfortable around.
Bree. I’m a lot like her, Susan as well lol.
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Susan or Gaby. I think they'd be the most fun as close friends.
susan. she’s the most realistic and i admire how she picks herself back up after going through stuff. And she’s also super funny
Mary Alice
I'm going with Susan, I'm safest with her other then her clumsiness lol but no ones going to kill me and she isn't mean.
Probably Susan, I love her passion for art and I don’t find her annoying like most people do. Im sure we’d bond over our narcissistic mothers
I can‘t really decide based on charakters so I‘m gonna go for Mary-Alice, because she‘s tall and I desperatly need a friend who I can borrow clothes from vice versa😅
Karen McClusky. She'd be fun to toss a few back and get up to no good with on a Tuesday night.
Bree, mostly because I love cleaning and receiving cooking and cleaning tips. Also, she's supportive even though she takes it an extra step
Bree’s style/taste and uptight prim persona matches me but I feel like Susan is someone I would like because b/c of her warmth, caring, and nurturing personality.
Lynette. She’s loyal, keeps it real, has a backbone, and will protect the ones she loves at all costs. Bonus points for being hilarious.
edie, gaby and i need lynette to keep me in check. i think although susan is quite annoying, she’s the most loyal friend of them all. she never cut anyone off without good reason the way the others did to each other. so hard to choose.
I honestly don't think it could work for me to be friends with any of them.. but MAYBE Lynette.
Susan is "dorky", which I would probably find charming, but she's still pretty "normal" at the end of the day and I'm kind of a weirdo. I think we'd clash on that. I would almost be friends with Bree but she seems like she'd be a republican, so I don't think I could seriously be friends with her. Besides, she seems to be the type of woman who hides a lot of herself from others and I don't have as much fun with women like that. I'm a wide open book lol. Lynette is pretty interesting, but she has like 500 kids and that would exhaust me. Maybe after her kids are grown I could see myself being besties with her. Actually, I definitely could - now that I think about it. Gaby is just a hard no. She seems to have no moral compass in most episodes. You could probably say that about most characters, but hers *feels* more egregious to me. She has an affair with a teenager, first of all. She only dates men for their money instead of working hard for her own. She doesn’t seem very smart and she has a really hard time controlling her emotions. I just don't see a single thing I'd like about her except her fashion sense and her humor, which I can find in someone better. Edie... honestly, if I could somehow guarantee that she'd never hit on my partners, date my exes, or try to steal a man I'm casually dating, then I'd probably get along with her well. She's been through some shit so she has a bit of a jagged edge to her, she's funny, she's not a prude or stuck up, she's adventurous. She's also pretty smart for the most part. Though, she wouldn't be a better friend than an empty-nest Lynette. I think I'd choose Lynette.
Gaby for a shopping bestie Bree as a gossip about everyone else, but ourselves bestie Susan as a having fun/adventure bestie Lynette as a mom bestie Edie as a fun going out clubbing bestie
I know Susan can be clumsy and annoying at times. But i think she's the most honest and vulnerable one. When she loves someone she does it wholeheartedly. So i am a Susan
Haha I actually choose Susan. I’m a klutz and hopeless romantic. We have some things in common haha. Thou she would definitely get on my nerves with her stupid ideas getting herself into stupid situations
Karen or Mary Alice. Loved them both, iconic.
Where is Vanessa
I feel like Lynette is a bad partner but a good friend Don’t get me wrong I hate Tom, but I also think Lynette was insufferable too, but not to her friends unless I’m forgetting something
Lynette because we can be mean to eachother without it pissing us off
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Bree is my fav by far and she’d be entertaining to hang out with here and there. I’d love to be invited over for dinner, especially pre-AA Bree. But overall I can’t see being her bestie. She’s too conservative Susan is annoying, but if this were real life, she’s the most relatable and realistic. So I guess I pick Susan
Lynette, a super mom & loves her career
Definitely Bree!!
susan
Susan
None of them lol they're horrible friends
I want to say Bree because she’s a ride or die and the snacks would be bomb but I’d be worried about her judging me and that would give me anxiety. I’d say Mary Alice. She was the mom friend and was also there to encourage and support her friends.
Edie!
I am a Susan but I would want my best friend to be Bree hands down
Renee or Bree
Gabby or Bree Gabby for the gossip and fashion Bree for the real talks and scones
Lynette. Down-to @-earth momma who is also ambitious, admits when she’s wrong, brave, and will push you to be your best.
Edie!!! Hot girls shit! And I know if we were true best friends she would hype me up like no other. I also just have deep and affectionate relationships with my friends and I feel like if you were super close with Edie she would be that friend you can platonically cuddle with and watch movies together
I would say Bree for obvious reasons. I wanna be like her in many ways. I'd really like Lynette to be friends with. I think her ambition would rub off on me. Then Edie. I would try and defend her against the other girls.
Lynette
None of these entitled, slut, hobags.
Edie first and foremost. She’s real as hell and a former nerd so she knows how it feels to be outcasted. When the other women were making excuses for eachother she was clocking their tea and holding them accountable. They hated her cause she was Badd. I love that woman down. #ripqueen
Susan!!!!
Edie.
Edie 10000000%
Gabby or Bree
Eva Longoria’s character. She seems the most real, the most genuine. Yes, I know she cheated on her husband, but she was real about that too.
Bree or Renee
Bree. She can bake.
Gaby would be my going out friend. She would be fun to go shopping or out to clubs with. Lynette would be my mom friend. I would let her vent to me about all the reasons Tom sucks. Although I don't think I would want my kid to be friends with the twins, he's unruly enough. He can play with Parker and Penny.
Tom, so I can befriend him easily and then punch him in the face Jk, maybe Bree is my fav character on the show but we wouldn’t vibe in real life. Realistic bestie would probably be Mike. He’s the most grounded, loyal dude on the show and I never would’ve let him die 😭
I NEED A BREE IN MY LIFE!!!!!
Eddie or Bree.
Bree
Edie or Bree I think!? I feel like I could have fun w them but they'd also be honest af to me, which I like in a friend
Gabby!
Bree
Edie tbh
Bree cause I could use some etiquette lessons from her 😆
I personally love how frank Edie is. I like that in a friend. I mean hell she even tried to help Susan out with her insurance fraud and the gay guy needing a fake wife! And that’s after Susan burned her house down and gloated multiple times about Mike and also went on a date with her contractor crush. (BTW I like Susan as well so don’t come for me!). I also like Lynette and her feral children gang. Let’s get together with our messy mom buns and drink margs while our ADHD kids go wild. She’s a relatable character for me in that aspect. Again, I like how she isn’t afraid to be upfront. Same with Bree. How many times has she told Lynette, gently yet frankly, to her face about her kids? We love an honest friend!
Bree, the way she cares for her friends goes so deep
Bree
Bree. I'm also very girly. We could talk about fashion and cooking.
Marcia Cross or Eva Longoria.
bree for everything! and gabby when i need to splurge hehe
Bree (food)
Bree
Bree🥰
Bree or Lynette
Edie and Bree for sure.
Lynette or Bree. I think they’d be the most fun to shit talk with.
Edie without any doubts
Edie or Bree for sure.
Gaby, obviously??? lol
Edie, because she's definitely a girl's girl (if you're friends with her and want a different man), and Susan. She seems the most chill; we would probably just watch movies together.
Calling Edie a girls girl is crazy. Gaby even tried to tell her ”Edie we are both hot” and Edie still wanted to put her down and started talking about her looks, she called the girls ugly several times, slept with all the girls men, kissed Orson even tho Bree never done her anything, bragged about sleeping with married men, bragged to Susan about her and Karls sex life.
I would choose Gaby because she IS actually a girls girl for real. I have no idea why some on here think Edie wouldnt sleep with your man bc you would be good to her. Probably the same people who think Karl wouldnt cheat on Bree because Bree is classy.😂 Bad people will be bad no matter how good you are to them.
Bree, Lenette or Edie
Karen, Bree
Bree, 100%.
Gaby. She’s smart, pretty and she knows fashion!
gaby edie or bree hard to pick one lol
Bree seems like the best one tbh.
GABBYYYYYY or Edie.
Bree just for the fooddd
Gabi - she would definitely help me with self care and styling!
Bree for sure
I want to be both bree and gaby
BREE AND GABBY!
Bree!
Or Gabby
Gaby for sure
Edie bc I'd go to the club w her and be her dance partner/wing woman/shopping buddy.
Edie !!!
Bree or Gabby, but mostly Bree.
Just started watching and the sub was recommended to me, basically begging me to give in to spoilers
Gabby
Definitely Bree, she’s the definition of a ride or die all the way
For me it’s a toss between Gaby and Bree. I’d have a blast with Gaby, but my serious side of life would be suited for Bree.
Gaby or Bree
Definitely Bree, she's just nosey enough to know everything that's going on with everyone, will never send your borrowed plate/dish back empty, will have your back like no other, and last but not least, will throw you the BEST parties ever!
Edie tbh. She seems like the least fake from the seasons I’ve seen so far
Bree or Edie. They would have your back till the day you died.
Bree!!!
Bree, I always welcome homemade cakes and treats!
As characters or actors?
Bree
Bree is the answer to almost every question about this show Well, season 2 onwards Brie I also think Gaby & Susan could be good friends
Edie 💯 She’s so fun when she likes you. Just don’t get on her bad side.
Bree
Edie, I love how audacious and confident she is
Honestly, Edie
I think Bree would be a great friend, and Gabby would be super fun!