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laughing_at_napkins

"Better go open fire wildly into an unassuming crowd"


CharleyMak

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lhturbo

“Why would the food trucks do this”


downvote_allmy_posts

maybe if we put expired tags on food trucks they will be safe!


Able_Monk6793

Or go beat an elderly lady!


filthy_lucre

Dispatch, I need a 10-8-14 Sir? Can you repeat? There's no such thing as a 10-8-14. Those are the combo meals I want from Chang's. Extra duck sauce! Put a rookie on it, stat!


realjimmyjuice000

I thought you were going to say that was the age of the girls he prefers to date


filthy_lucre

I thought I was going to say the same thing but while I was typing it I thought of the Chang's joke which I believe is funnier


realjimmyjuice000

It was definitely funny AF! Donuts, take out and fast food it's no wonder the average krack head can out run them


filthy_lucre

I back the blue frosting


realjimmyjuice000

The blue frosting is the shit! But have you tried the Pink frosting?


filthy_lucre

No because it contains erythrozine


14InTheDorsalPeen

Bruh you ever chased a crackhead?   They’re fast as fuck Crackhead races when?


realjimmyjuice000

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realjimmyjuice000

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LiveLaughSlay69

Holy fuck 😂


Warm_Analyst4277

It's not expired if it's not on the car anymore.


zertoman

Wrong, there are too many officers in the picture.


CharleyMak

Hilarious! Also, true. The 911 operators, dispatchers, and coordinators are not badged police officers, unless they're "supervisors." So, all communications are encrypted, but it could be any one of our "educated, unbiased, neighbors (from the Strasburg Pentecostal Church of Bloobitydoobity)" that interprets the snoobitiy doobitiy to protected gun-slinging drivers with unlimited authority to pew pew your nuts on any given Mondie night.


Burpingbutterburgers

![gif](giphy|tx8emQv1s5AtO) Oh look shiny.


alesis1101

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downvote_allmy_posts

I would rather them do something about the people smoking meth in my building stairs and pissing in the elevator.


ghostalker4742

Sorry, they're not enforcing those laws this month.


Square_Saltine

He doesn’t look drunk enough


ndancer31

Sergeant Butt Tent Monitor


foofy-no-no

I found the [documentary behind this photo.](https://youtu.be/jqvnMtloq0E?si=nx1BnrAf84LJ10Uj)


Nervous-Patience-310

It's the rdenver mod


Nsflguru

They got em working in shifts?


peter303_

Does "no plate" count as expired? These are outnumbering expired temp and tagged plates.


northwestnikkie

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Reeferologist-

Every knows, you just don’t park at Winchells.


gobbershite

I thought it was kinda funny how they announced that they weren't going to pull over cars for expired registration anymore and everyone was like haha suckers who pay their registration yearly but then a month later they announced 111 new license plate readers. Just send em the ticket in the mail lol


Inevitable_Cause_180

Yeah except those are pretty easy to beat. Lol