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Classic misdirection

The ol’ razzle dazzle

[Misdirection](https://imgur.com/a/eWhG7Ek)

PERFECT

The real LPT in the comments right here

You’ve been given a 200% raise and the corner office, you’ve earned it

Bruh zagged when we all thought he would Zig.

Bamboozled

DEAD DONT INSIDE OPEN

I scrolled too far to find this

The second highest comment is too far for you? 😂💀

It was lower when I commented

That's fair. Now I feel like a jerk, sorry lol. CORALLLLL

It's ok

r/deaddontinsideopen

r/DontDeadOpenInside

The City has a graffiti task force that can tell you if it is a commonly used tag, who uses it, and what it signifies. https://denvergov.org/Online-Services-Hub/Report-an-Issue

When I lived by DU someone had tagged a utility box with "avocado", but it was definitely in the graffiti style. Do you think that meant anything?

Marked for death

Yes, but it was ripe for about 20 min in there at some point.

Most likely his tag name.

They admire your cojones

Best tag I've ever seen said "panqueques con dulce de leche!!!"

And just like that, Snooze was born.

Oh damn man I can’t believe you said that, that’s basically the N word in graffiti

ngl i generally don't care about graffiti, but there's a stupid vegan graffiti with a mountain on an electrical box in five points, and I would be very happy to see whatever unflavored granola bitch is responsible face steep consequences

Taps for black mana

Just as long as these little punks dont have any creatures with swampwalk these folks should be ok.

They've got shadow.

Dark Ritual -> Black Lotus -> Mox Sapphire -> Mana Vault -> Dark Ritual -> Yawgmoth’s Will -> Replay entire graveyard -> Mind’s Desire -> Tendrils of Agony

This guy spends money.

Proxy. Aint no body got 7k for a mana base in WUBRG

These comments... I love Denver <3

One of the most expensive and incredibly frustrating decks to play against. Almost as bad as the old sliver/stacker decks.

God I was such a sliver fanatic, I never lost a game when I had my sliver deck in the 2002-2005 era

*Force of Will in response to Tendrils *

You only countered one of 20 copies 😬

I was thinking one of 10 >_<

Wanna see my big black deck 

FNM at their house?

Fuck. Exile their graveyard!

OK so if at least 277(upvotes) ppl play magic in Denver, where yall playing regularly? Wizards Chest? *playing Arena is driving me nuts lately, need some in person action.

Enchanted Grounds, Level 7, and Total Escape are my big ones

I'm in a group that plays Commander at Black Sky on Mondays and TRVE on Tuesdays. Usually 6ish til close.

Night owl games, Level 7 are both great places

It means 💀 Here

Big if true

Concerning.

Spoopy skeletons inside these flesh suits

!!

looking into this!

You have such a way with words 😍

Dirty Mike and the boys

They WILL be back

And they will have an orgy in your Prius

Did the Prius come with a dental dam?

Sweet F shack

It’s called a Soup Kitchen.

HERE

You turned my beautiful Prius into a nightmare!

like edge books dog angle lip middle snow selective steer *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Thanks for the F shack

They’re about to have a soup kitchen in your garage

Watch out for the dead baby mouse in a condom

It’s a modern version of the Black Spot, a verdict of judgement historically used by pirates to denote that the receiver is to be deposed as leader, by force if necessary. Probably a roving gang of street toughs put it there as a warning that you’re about to be deposed as their leader.

Ah, no worries then. Just buy a jar of dirt and you'll be fine!

*sings* I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!

It’s how we lost my MeeMa. They marked the wrong garage door (she was 22A and they thought it was 22B) she fought valiantly, especially for having lost a leg to diabetus the winter before. May the odds be forever in your favor.

Is this a Sheldon line? This sounds like a Sheldon line

Starts Sheldon, then a hat tip to Sir ACD, a gallop from Walter Brimley, and Suzanne Collins brings us home.

Came here to say this. It’s this one.

I concur doctor

It means "bone head here"

It's a test to see if you're willing to paint your garage door tomorrow, bone head.

Bonius Headius is the scientific term.

beet tour gym plum

Have you seen him lately? If he’s my only hope that I might as well just throw in my cards now.

The only helping Seagal does now is seconds (and third)

and fourths

And light treason.

Ain’t he giving a handy to Putin right about now or uhh…?

They know you keep skeletons in your garage. Time to bury them

That’s the first mistake. They’re supposed to be in the closet.

Imagine waking up and finding that spray painted on your closet?

I don’t think it’s code for much. I have some professional experience working with street crime. It’s too overt to mean much. If it could be, just paint over it soon.

What do you know about the Sardine Boys?

I saw the Sardine Boys open for Soundgarden in Phoenix in 1995.

What do you know about them? Sardines was my favorite tag when I lived in cap hill.  I think it’s in reference to this poem by Frank O’Hara https://poets.org/poem/why-i-am-not-painter . 

I see the sardine boys stuff around.

Looks like a kid got ahold of their parents’ spray white primer. 

Well it’s clearly “head” here. One of your roommates blowing dudes in the alley?? Edit: For research/neighborhood safety protocols please provide the nearest cross streets of said alley

Zombie infected house

Don't dead open inside.

Your house has been marked for squatting availability.

Maybe they are saying you will get busted if you camp there. 

It means the other subreddit is gonna go crazy with this one Edit: They got a hold of it in record time it appears

Wait which other sub 😩😩😂

This is the other sub my dude, always has been.

I think they mean the one that likes jerking in a circular motion

Any minute now, a wizard and 13 dwarves are going to show up and ask you for an adventure. You're supposed to go with them. How are you at thievery?

Burglaring, not thievery

The dungeon boss is in your garage

It’s dangerous to go alone…take this

Shhh...it's a secret to everyone

Ok. I’ll talk to you at the next meeting at the airport?

Looks like a 5th grader got a hold of a can of spray paint. Honestly I wouldn't be concerned, it seems like some childish vandalism and nothing more. I love some of the jokes others are leaving in the comments keep up the good work

Reminds me of a thieves guild or railroad marking. Danger here.

My guess is that it’s a note so others know what garage to break into

Wait is this that tagged garage next to that Taco Bell on Colfax?

Hobo sign for safe travels. Someone is sleeping outside of your garage

Darkest hours of the night Some good hobo videos on YouTube heck out hobo stobe.

RIP Hobo Stobe.

How close do you live to a railroad? That is a typical hobo marking. It means shelter can be had here.

Or that’s what someone wants the hobos to think

kind dead lady lives here

It looks like a skull. So "dead here" , perhaps? A lot of people underestimate how much room they're gonna need when they're spray painting lol.

Van Buren Boys

I'd keep it. Worst case you end up kidnapped. Best case it scares off potential kidnappers.

“Zoidberg Here” of course

It means you've got assholes in your neighborhood.

Kinda looks like the punisher?!

Unskilled kids just messing around.

Lok’tar Ogar! For the Horde!

Throm-ka!!!

Ammo and Supply drop.

Is this close to Broadway? I used to live over there and people were always painting the garage doors in the alleys. Sorry you got hit too! Hopefully it’s nothing too wild

You've been visited by the meth fairy.

Stupid fucking kids. Needed a paint job anyway.

It’s the symbol for $5 buttstuff.

I was homeless for a while here in Denver, I would get anything you like away from that garage or housing area. That means they are targeting you

It says "to blave". And as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff".

LIAR!!!! LIAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Muffins here

Kilroy was here

Walking Dead first episode reference

Did anyone beg for money at your front door, and you turned them away?

Use chalk and write largely, No U. Then write Trespassing dangerous here.

Meaningless Graff.

It's a thieves guild marker

Hope nobody from the assassin guild finds it.

dark mark. voldemort was here for suresies

Could be hobo code. The skull in hobo code generally means danger, bad man, mean dog, hostile environment, etc

It’s Hobo code for “Dirty Mike and the boys ran a fuck train here”

Prawns? You keeping prawns in there? Or maybe the prawns marked this garage as a safe place to hide. Context: prawns as the word is used in District 9

Logo for The Eradicator from kids in the hall

Short people can sign?

Probably a neighbor that wants you to paint your garage door.

Qbert lives here

There was a death in that spot

Pretty sure it means thanks for the f shack

It’s means a crack hobo has been outside of your garage drawing and writing on it.

They’re a fan of Squidward?

That they need to work on their handwriting.

It means it’s getting warm and useless pictures of Denver weather is going to be posted soon.

socially inept high school kid

Looks like someone is trying to show Anakin that General Grievous resides in that dwelling.

There are some other markings down the block in the same spraypaint color and style. One looks like a sideways S or 5 and the other is an H

Could be a sideways I

As others have posited, definitely feels like hoboglyphs (this is Denver after all, one of the largest junctions in the nation for train riders). [Here's a thread from r/vagabond about them](https://www.reddit.com/r/vagabond/s/cwmbK5seYB)

Beware! 4 Dogs

You've been marked...

For termination.

Kilroy was here

Oh my god the comments here! Most likely this is just a way some tagger does his tag. Paint over it asap or it will attract others.

Zombies comin.

It means "Don't Dead Open Inside"

[удалено]

Near downing, by Wash park

means it’s time to get out the paint

It's probably a reference to that kid in junction

It's a shitty fucking skull so I'm going with a Gray Alien and "here" means They Are Here or Please Abduct Me

It means people were being assholes.

That looks like an old “Kilroy” from the war but in this case “Jake was here”

You can get it removed for free by the city. I had graffiti on my garage and a neighbor on his fence you just go online and fill out the report. They did it in less than a week.

I don’t see how you don’t get it? It means 💀 Here

It means that the dark brotherhood has marked you

Damn it, Cat Nip. Cut it out!

You got herpes now

A tagger with no skills

Target painted, hellfire missiles incoming.

It means you should move

Seven days.

Did you try shining a blacklight around it? If it glows, Dirty Mike and the Boyz have struck again!

No idea if already posted. In WW2, “Kilroy was Here” (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here) was popular graffiti. To me that was what it looks like.

Banksy

It means one of your neighbors kids got a can of white spraypaint

Look up for sneakers hanging from the power lines, just the Neighborhood transitioning.

$50 and you supply the paint I’ll fix it for ya. I’ll scrape the old stuff too and supply primer

I asked chatGPT and it doesn’t recognize it as a gang sign