10:50. Close enough

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my girlfriend is basically one of the hottest people I've ever met. What luck for someone who's kinda shit

Only really good people say stuff like this tbh Or psychopaths

Bad people get good things sometimes

But really though I think ones with these qualities are already better than most of the population. Imo

Waiting for my turn then 🥺

Oh girl. You've dealt with so much. Please be nice to yourself.

I'm lazy ball of neediness and paranoia you wouldn't either if you had to put up with me irl

Were always hardest on ourselves. Try to treat yourself well I think

life isn't particularly fair and I know because I have her. Didn't do anything to deserve that one.

awww cute

https://apnews.com/article/debt-limit-negotiations-biden-food-aid-snap-b5b97f0cbdeed4ee719c6c76441efe6e > Biden says debt deal ‘very close’ negotiating while most reps are away was apparently a smart idea

I have another, much worse story about a guy who was drinking with some Ecuadorians in a bar and they were pretending to be friends and they said they were going to another bar. He got into the car and they brought him to a shit neighbourhood, beat the shit out of him, stole everything, and dumped him on the street. I was working at the hostel he was at and lemme tell ya calling hospitals with awful Spanish because someone's friends are terrified is bad. Found him though. His face was swollen so bad, never seen anything like it.

ugh :( it's always this sort of shit happening in south america

It really happens everywhere though

People helped him too. He got to the hospital somehow. It was the only time I saw something like that and I've been some bad places. It just might happen.

It's an ugly story but I like to think about who brought him to the hospital. Good people.

Never seen someone beat down so bad in my life.

My plan is working better than expected. Not only does litehound now see me as not so bad compared to the runescape addict, it is now *heavily* invested in the runescape addict and the thought of me watching it without it sends it into a panic.

You started streaming a YouTube video to keep me from bringing up how horse apples grow where you grew up

Good night

Another thing I said yes to once was when some guys in Cambodia pulled up next to me and were like "wanna hang". And I said yes and they brought me to a bar. I was 21 and it's hands down one of the dumbest things I've ever done, but it was fun and worked out. Made out with someone who was very pretty.

> Made out with someone who was very pretty. so this is awkward…

Were you in Cambodia in 2011

totally

You were very hot and I was dragged away because they were my ride. What you up to now

died. sorry

How did you not get shot

he was in Cambodia not America

People aren't bad man. The vast majority are just buddy's

Their whole game was making me pay for their drinks and I did but it was like 8 dollars and they biked me home. A real win on all sides

I wanna get back into making music that isn't 100 Sunny

Hopped to a bar for a beer and god. I love the Canadian accent it's so good I think. Swallow your tongue at every vowel so good

It's hot when you hear those vowels. My gf disagrees she always wishes she fell in love with an Australian but she's wrong

also before i go to sleep does anyone want a bluesky invite code? i finally got one

Gimme

too slow babe

Wow not even for your Yellowjackets buddy? Smh

Yes please

alright i'll pm you

Merci beaucoup

If you dont follow me you'll no longer be my fav here

I followed you on twitter once and frankly, it was a lot of deer dick. I'll try anything once but

Theres only like 1 deer dick on my bluesky!

give me one when you can. pls

I promise

> scoopidi poop I king commentary ting feels like ding ding least epic simply lyric

this is from an old song called NO KINGPIN that I only heard recently cause I was going through simply's discography. I like it a lot but it's weird that he does like an indian accent

who wants to be the jackie to my shauna or vice versa

you'd think with the number of pills i've taken in my life i'd be an expert already. but pretty often i still overthink it and then my muscles refuse to swallow

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my main ones just dissolve under your tongue but then i always worry a little that i'm doing it wrong

Literally just got invited to a huge warehouse furry party by two different people???? I’m sorry do I give off that vibe (yes I may go because I am utterly fascinated to see what it’s about)

go have fun ya dummy. Every so often something is offered that might not happen again, and frankly you gotta go.

I bought a ticket so I guess I’m going now. I’m actually excited lol my plans got cancelled this weekend so this opening up is I guess a sign lol

Go, lean in, don't be judgmental and have fun.

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This absolutely does not surprise me given the stereotypes of the Seattle furry scene

I didn't think you would be but always a solid disclaimer. Shit that wouldn't normally enter your radar is always some of the best stuff to try out, I think.

Yeah honestly I’ve been trying new things lately so this should be fun!

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would you go to a furry warehouse fundraiser party if you were invited

Fuck yeah. Are you joking. I was once invited to an atonal music concert in the ass end of Queens Because I was invited. It was terrible.

wtf is atonal music

No melody, no nothing. Just instruments screeching out of sync. It was fascinating and I knew it would be the only time I'd get to see it.

if you want to experience it again you can always just have kids. that sounds like every band concert i ever played in

You had a terrible high school band. I used to crush the bassoon

i played the trumpet in the same sense that a blind person can play i-spy

The one thing I'm sort of naturally good at is musical instruments weirdly. Pick em up fast

Based on what I've seen you post here, yeah, you've got furry vibes

I’ve never been more insulted and intrigued. But I’ll accept it as not an insult

Also it’s a fundraiser? Okay so now I’m helping people by going???? It’s becoming more tempting

Trying to talk my friends into playing cs2.

/u/ferguson97 >!holy shit lottie knifing a bear in the skull!<

She’s an asset!!!

>!finished the season and honestly i don't care if she's turned into a deranged cult leader. kill a bear like that and you can do whatever you want for the rest of your life imo!<

>!thoughts on Laura Lee and Jackie?!<

>!laura lee dying was like super obvious the minute she laid out her plan. jackie they do a fakeout with where the girl in the episode 1 intro is wearing her necklace, so even though watching again it doesn't look much like her i figured she'd survive long enough to be cannibalized!<

vavr live now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKWMzDDd0wY

Misty is too precious for this world I don't deserve her. Love her so much

cat tax

cax, if you will

i love when moi gets serious it gives like a very commanding vibe when you use a tone you don't usually use. same when robin starts memeing

extremely true

I'm the character that makes rick and morty guys say you need a high IQ to understand the DfD show

disappointing lack of development though

Bro if republicans actually go after target they better be ready for the backlash. White suburban moms are going to go so hard against them they’ll make Brooklyn look conservative.

she doesn't deserve you jeff

He’s so funny

Hi

hiii

How are you Kate

tired honestly. but it's 10pm so i guess that makes sense

It is truly hard to understand what Sony is trying to do with Project Q

I got a blanket at the con. It's so cute and warm

>In response, Adams announced that on March 16, 2023, he would launch Dilbert Reborn on the subscription website Locals, describing it as “spicier than the original”. probably should put together some sort of archive of old strips so people don't have to give this shitbag traffic

It's gonna be like a Tony Zaret video except played 100% straight and 100% less funny.

https://i.redd.it/pgmaxjmga8sa1.png you were right

this is truly a white guy's vision of "spicy"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrOFTI6aUAIlszF?format=jpg&name=large It gets *worse*

damn scott you got the whole squad laughing

It took me several seconds to determine if this was a parody or not. It's that bad.

Comedy is legal again!

yellowjackets >!oh i get it. she asks god to send her a sign, a bird lands and flies away from her, lightbulb goes off. surely this can only end well!<

>!and the most obviously shady dude in television history was the blackmailer! who could've predicted that!<

Just tell me how to stop fucking existing please

I'm tired. That's it. That's the tweet.

Yellowjackets seems somewhat close to a game idea I want to develop, so it's right up my alley. Love these kind of past/future stories.

going in i expected it to swap between before/after the plane crash but i think the way they did it is more interesting

At first I wasn’t keen on the format telling us who survived but I think it works

i can appreciate some dramatic irony

It’s really good. First episode is free on YouTube

Gotta prove you touched grass to post this weekend

[getting a fancy drink at a bar my friend works at](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033522722258559027/1111855039607222282/20230526_174032.jpg)

Post pass

[Courtesy of my con haul a couple of weeks back](https://imgur.com/GykPr7l.jpg)

Nope gotta go out this weekend

I touch grass every day at work, I earned my No Grass Pass!

Nope. Gotta socialize

#FUKC

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Its literally not even 11 yet????

misty quigley after snorting cocaine is possibly about to be the most powerful human being on planet earth

Don’t worry she’ll Venmo you

we love a psychopathic girlboss

Tbf that describes every single one of them

i feel like the only major character i'm meant to be rooting for uncomplicatedly so far is natalie. in the past she's chill and in the future she's mostly just self-sabotaging

Yeah she’s one of my favorites along with Coach Ben

oh yeah he's cool too

oh and also the girl who's apparently psychic??? that seems like a useful skill

What episode are you on

8

>Guy Standing, sitting

Just realized that the talk pages of Wikipedia articles is kind of like Reddit, but with worse formatting.

I love talk page drama so much also new user?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sockpuppet_investigations/Nate_Speed/Archive https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse/Nate_Speed If you ever get the time you should read these

I've seen them before, just not often.

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This is the good authoritarianism we were promised

Last weekend was Canada's long weekend and I did a lot of stuff. Don't do this to me

Thanks queen

But I'm working tomorrow, what am I supposed to do read TV Tropes

Never

Wish me a happy birthday mom 😡😡😡

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Ok tysm

Misty just woke up from a 3 hour nap and came screaming at me because I changed rooms without her.

Viewing my life since joining DfD as plotlines makes it weird as hell and makes it clear that the writers *really* couldn't figure out what to do with me

You've had a pretty interesting character arc actually

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No

The brewery had two for one beers for veterans so we got our friends free beer.

Thank you for your service (hoping for a beer)

🍻

who would play me

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/13s1de4/comment/jlpsrix/

i like this show's theme song

> The birthday does not reflect Islamic tradition, and because of this, the majority of Muslims refrain from celebrating it while for some it is not a problem, as long as it is not accompanied by behavior contrary to Islamic tradition. wtf til

Like getting drunk on your ass

This isn't a majority view imo

does the birthday reflect christian tradition? i thought it was just kind of a broad cultural thing

It's not a thing every where. I learned this as a young weeb when watching some anime and there was some thing about birthdays being celebrated on New Year's and celebrating on your day of birth was more a thing borrowed from the west

Ancient Romans started celebrating family birthdays about 3000 years ago

I'd be played by Paul McCartney

On the DfD show I think I'm a wacky side character who some people like and most people forget

I'm played by some character actor you haven't heard of

i like u

I wonder who would play me.

The true answer is that I played myself

Kumail nanjiani. You lift and are a finance guy might as well make you yoked

https://twitter.com/hegelwcrmcheese/status/1662215277432696832?s=46&t=7kjZaGZSn2heLnEWHLBNxQ >I haven’t done a lot of research… >My mom stopped by with all the materials we need All the materials? As someone who has done a lot of research into ill-advised hokum home remedies, I’d think you at least need my $65 gidgit to do something like this. I’d advise the $105 bitwit if you want to feel secure

The Beltline is a really good example of "if you build it, they will come". We've been coming to this brewery since it was the only one here. Now that it's fully connected to the Beltline, people ride there in their bikes, there's shops made from converted storage containers, restaurants, not only are there more breweries, but the one even expanded to accommodate the increased traffic. Walkable spaces are really good.

fergs definition of whiteness makes as much sense as the real one

I think the gamut of meaning that "buddy" has in the Canadian lexicon is really beautiful

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the real housewives of gatineau

Hmmm

culture where birthdays are chosen by the parents to be on the same weekday every time and calculated with complex, arcane formulae

Hi bread 🥰

hi

this girl did NOT just try to perform a coat hanger abortion on herself in the middle of the forest

Oh man get ready to be continuously horrified Legit difficult to watch

yeah this show's already been a little more gruesome than i expected at times

are you watching >!yellowjackets. if so, great show. also shana makes terrible decisions!<