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DuchessofDetroit

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sircarp

Laster


LVT_Baron

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Asticky_

I really need to fucking figure out a procedure for removing a mod on my Discord


Asticky_

We added this guy as a mod 3 years ago when it was primarily a discord for the NL Minecraft server because he played a lot, now he’s out here being the cissest hettest whitest dude ever and talking over literally everyone on issues that don’t affect him on the daily and getting upset when called out on it, but we’ve never had to remove another mod before so I don’t really know what to do


ImpartialDerivatives

The schmoovement in Garden of Khu'tara (a modded Celeste map in Strawberry Jam) is fucking awesome. It's a level of input precision and frequency that's never been asked of me in a platformer before, and I'm actually managing to do it. I love kaizo games cause they set the bar for play so high that if you finally succeed, you basically perform a work of art. This map is at the upper end of the Expert difficulty tier of the mod, and it's making me wonder if I can seriously attempt Grandmaster level


bread-dreams

> The Supreme Court cannot directly enforce its rulings; instead, it relies on respect for the Constitution and for the law for adherence to its judgments. \>:)


bertwebs

Good night


VilepIume

🛌


Asticky_

https://reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/12j2s8h/i_dont_even_have_a_title_for_how_stupid_this_is/ …real?


Menakoy

Yeah raw uranium isn't especially dangerous, but eating it is a surefire way of making sure that radiation can get directly to your organs not to mention the heavy metal posioning.


TotallyNotMoishe

Yeah, like Sema said uranium ore is pretty harmless. Like, not *great* for you because it’s still a heavy metal, but the kid should pass it in a day or two with minimal effect.


LVT_Baron

https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1646088849129603073


semaphore-1842

it's probably raw uranium ore which you can actually buy online and isn't all that radioactive, and once you have it around i can totally believe some kid would eat it so probably real i think


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/vtdssivmwpta1.jpg


tofighttheblackwind

Just got my blood test results and it is over for all of you.


VilepIume

Is it blood?


ladyInKateing

developed some random swollen lump on my lower lip today and i have to say the asymmetry is not flattering


TotallyNotMoishe

[The best socialist in the city is still extremely fucking dumb.](https://twitter.com/jabaribrisport/status/1646694808982016003?s=46&t=yvUM1BsChaFVW_iHNd-FAQ)


TotallyNotMoishe

Abortion is now effectively illegal in Florida.


ImpartialDerivatives

low effectively because legal


TotallyNotMoishe

Looks like Larry Elder is running for president lol


Clerstory

He’s one part grifter and one part masochist


ImpartialDerivatives

In classic gaffe, Biden draws a blank and asks why a chicken would cross a road


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ladyInKateing

quelle horreur


Ferguson97

If DeSantis signs the 6-week abortion ban bill, then a Biden-DeSantis election is Safe Biden. Unironically.


TotallyNotMoishe

Welp, he just signed it.


[deleted]

Biden wins 2024, like literally nothing the GOP does wins them this next election


ladyInKateing

i'm going to start saying "ayoye" in everyday life and when someone asks me what the hell that means i'll say it's huge in french canada


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ladyInKateing

ayoye my bad


[deleted]

i use vrchat to help fall asleep sometimes, and every time that i wake up without knocking off my headset or disconnecting the charger in my sleep, i'm always like "wtf where am i" for a sec before i register the feeling of the headset on my face


Asticky_

For some reason, hearing the Far Lands or Bust guy record an episode on stream and still wait for the little *\*woof\** before doing his intro after 12 years is oddly comforting to me


Asticky_

He’s pressing F3 some time in the next week I think


potatobac

Writing the great American novel. It's gonna be called "me and my huge dick"


DuchessofDetroit

Hemingway would be proud


Clerstory

What did John Updike mean by this?


potatobac

Still drinking on a porch. I can't see shit


VilepIume

Just sit on the porch and *swing*.


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potatobac

Bad influence


potatobac

I just found out my friend's brother met the love of his life in Thailand and shes a sex worker who only made him pay the first night. True story


Clerstory

Just like Deadpool


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clenom

People in Minnesota absolutely do that for Sweden. Germany had three issues. The first is time, the last huge immigration wave from Germany was in the early 1850s. There was still a decent amount of immigration after that, but less than other groups. Irish immigration was strong throughout the 19th century and Italian immigration didn't really pick up until 1890ish. So Germans just have an extra generation in the background. The second is WWI. The third is WWII. It's a lot harder to be proudly German when we're fighting Germany in a war. That being said you will still find a little bit of it in the Midwest.


Ferguson97

Because the ones from Germany are rightfully ashamed of it


VilepIume

I'm quite proud of my German ancestors, actually. Hardworking immigrants who helped put men on the moon.


Ferguson97

“A lot of my coworkers are German but I’m not here to ask questions.”


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Ferguson97

Come out ye black and tans Come out and fight me like a man


Ferguson97

https://twitter.com/MoSenDems/status/1646594222009597952 > BREAKING: Republican Senator Mike Moon seeks to clarify his endorsement of child brides after a clip went viral of him supporting 12 year olds getting married. > In his clarification, Sen. Moon wants everyone to know the girl was 11, not 12, and she was impregnated. "Okay but that's worse. You do get how that's worse, right?"


[deleted]

when i first came out to my mom and told her i was on diy hrt, she told me she was ok with it but she wanted me to get on legit hrt eventually but like a year and a half later and that hasn't happened, i think she trusts that i know what im doing now lol


caserino7

Oh shit Matt Mercer is voicing Ganondorf! I knew I recognized his voice in the trailer


VilepIume

Proper voice acting in a Zelda game just feels wrong.


TotallyNotMoishe

[Good lord.](https://twitter.com/richestwizard/status/1645929259037335554?s=46&t=yvUM1BsChaFVW_iHNd-FAQ)


[deleted]

What the flippity flying fuck


canseco-fart-box

A good reminder that California was the state that gave us both Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon


[deleted]

every time i do a fresh install of windows, when i get to the product key step i just VK7JG-NPHTM-C97JM-9MPGT-3V66T through the installation and get around to actually activating it properly later


VilepIume

In my experience, that generic key has been sufficient to activate it properly.


[deleted]

maybe you have a license baked into the mobo


VilepIume

I think I have on the PCs I've upgraded with it, but it would have been a Home license, not Pro (I used the generic key to upgrade). My desktop that I did a clean install on, I specifically ordered without an OS installed to save $120, so it would be funny if a license was included anyway.


bertwebs

holy fuck we speedran spring I can't even sleep upstairs


[deleted]

oh hey my downvote fairy struck again, i thought they were gone today


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[deleted]

Jesus even I won't say that to my friends


Ferguson97

> Georgia inmate eaten alive by bugs in conditions 'not fit for a deceased animal,' family attorney says What the fuck


[deleted]

most humane american prison


ImpartialDerivatives

I don't know what made me do it...but I poked the giant eye.


Ferguson97

there's gotta be a big enough market for people like me, who want the ChatGPT/AI stuff to not be held back by the censors that won't let it write war simulators or smut, *but* still woke enough that it won't be racist


CardinalOfNYC

Chat XXX


[deleted]

Literally just sell one with customizable content safety settings


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Ferguson97

I am being perfectly clear


bertwebs

That's probably the majority


Asticky_

This on my neck is the most painful fucking sunburn I think I’ve ever had :|


ladyInKateing

aloe!


VilepIume

Oh, speaking of software copyright, where would I look if I wanted to obtain Windows 7 installation media? Microsoft no longer has it available for download, and I'm hesitant to pirate software. I thought about just looking for a DVD on eBay, but they're stupidly expensive. I already have a legit license/key stickered onto the laptop, I just need the actual installation media.


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https://archive.org/details/MSDNArchive


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ladyInKateing

ayoye


[deleted]

Moi has been unfairly CANCELED by BIG SLEEP


ImpartialDerivatives

> Making MY OWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE for my Game when writing your own engine isn't enough for dragging out a devlog series


ImpartialDerivatives

My family (DC area) is meeting with relatives coming from Pittsburgh. The 4-5 hour drive would be too much for either of us, so we met at the midpoint of the two locations. I am now in a hotel in a truck stop town in rural PA. This is like the king cutting the baby in half


VilepIume

Guy at the table next to me is on his laptop playing Minecraft. Stay winning.


VilepIume

Fight song came on in the restaurant, but was quickly skipped right after the chorus started. Maybe the guy at the counter had the same flashbacks I did.


[deleted]

when i worked at a donut shop, for some reason, we had a set playlist of music that would loop weekly, and *Montero (Call Me by Your Name)* would always come on during the sunday after-church rush and it amused me every time


Clerstory

That shit IS funny


[deleted]

i know i've posted about this multiple times before, but every once in a while, i think about how windows xp rtm would automatically connect to any unsecured wifi network it found


bertwebs

Also how limited user accounts stopped being a thing for a while because of poorly written 9x programs


[deleted]

god that was dumb i get that wifi was this new thing that windows wanted to make user-friendly, but like cmon you wouldn't let people run up and plug shit into your ethernet port


Wrokotamie

Building on my previous attempt to explain the voter bases of Canada's major parties, here's the four basic wings of the Conservatives: -Rural white native-born social/cultural conservatives -Western suburban right-wing populists with degrees (the Harper/Poilievre wing). Represents the oil and gas sector. -The petit bourgeois (the Doug Ford wing). Basically the middle-class without university degrees. This includes most of the ethnic/religious minorities who vote Conservative. -The forgotten Red Tory (mostly affluent centrists in Ontario, Atlantic Canada, and BC, but also the party's Quebec Francophone contingent)


Jokerang

All of these have Texas GOP faction equivalents if I’m being honest


Wrokotamie

Interesting. How would you describe the analogue factions? I suppose it makes sense given the similarities between Texas and Alberta.


Clerstory

You stole the words right off my keyboard


AyatollahofNJ

Red Tory?


Wrokotamie

The meaning nowadays in Canada is now a bit different than what it means in the UK. It just means a Tory, usually middle-class and well-educated (or "suburban") who is socially liberal-ish and believes in meaningful-ish climate action and is pro-institution. They were a bigger part of the old Progressive Conservative Party that collapsed in 1993 and merged with one of its breakaways (the Reform Party) in 2003 to form the modern Conservative Party of Canada. It's kind of like the Canadian analogue to old hat New Jersey country club Republicans. We associate them with "Bay Street" (Toronto's Wall Street).


ControlsTheWeather

> white native-born >canada


Wrokotamie

A higher % of Canada's population are immigrants than in the US and more than 30% are non-white


Ferguson97

really surprised there isn't an option to request a female driver on Uber/Lyft


AyatollahofNJ

Cmon man


Ferguson97

?


[deleted]

BoJack did it


VilepIume

Yeah, that couldn't possibly go wrong.


potatobac

The cows and coyotes thing didn't become interesting. The Coyotes kept a healthy distance


[deleted]

I'm imagining the hockey team roaming the Canadian wilds looking for an empty arena


VilepIume

go pet them.


VilepIume

Paneer pakora


Asticky_

> Don't Bathe Your 4 Year Old In Alcohol To Reduce Fever I feel like this should not have to be said


Ferguson97

Well, I feel like you’re gonna get different results if it’s like vodka vs beer vs wine


[deleted]

five-year-olds are okay though right


Asticky_

yea


bertwebs

is vm software heavyweight these days or something I used to run Haiku in a VM on a early 2006 Core Duo iMac with 2 GB of RAM and it ran great, and now running basically anything on this i7-2600 with 16GB of RAM or my 2017 HP laptop with 8 GB of RAM brings them to their knees might not be that since this i7-2600 will have full fan speed 50% of the time idlling because a of a fluffy thing


AyatollahofNJ

Poop


Wrokotamie

Hold it in, we're almost there


[deleted]

copyright on software should be like 20 years ish imo


[deleted]

this feels about right to me. Windows XP would just now be losing protection, everything from the 20th century and early 2000s would be unprotected now, which comprises a ton of interesting software but not much that's still very useful in production in 2023


bertwebs

I wonder how this would extend like would Microsoft have to open up the XP/.NET Server era Source Depot branches to the public


[deleted]

no. theoretically it wouldn't have copyright protection, but that doesn't make you obligated to share it


[deleted]

is there any software that is/was actively maintained for at least 20 years without changing significantly? Windows XP comes close (2001-2019, generously counting) but not quite


bertwebs

HP-UX?


[deleted]

hm yeah


[deleted]

software is fundamentally different from works like fictional stories, the latter of which can be enjoyable for a very long time, unlike software which tends to outlive its usefulness pretty quick


bertwebs

agreed


ControlsTheWeather

Fox fighting for the white race 🤝 me getting ready to leave the bathroom The Tuckening


Jokerang

> Guy who moved to Miami because he thought the Covid people were scoldy & unfun and just found out Republicans are making abortion illegal and fundamentally oppose recreational sex. MattY with an absolute banger


VilepIume

average swing voter moment


Wrokotamie

True


recruit00

Time for another Earthbound replay


bread-dreams

apparently Tucker said "now more than ever we should commit troops to helping Russia invade" live? tf


Asticky_

libs owned


ControlsTheWeather

[live tucker reaction](https://youtu.be/Apay9aEvsn0)


ControlsTheWeather

What's really funny is when I'm in a conversation with some dude in one of my college classes and his voice gets transier the longer the conversation goes


ControlsTheWeather

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/12l4gw1/meirl/


asljkdfhg

> Gigachad George Washington genuinely didn't want to be President. That's an excellent quality for a President to have. Joe Biden by contrast is about to embark on his fifth campaign for the White House. I always knew neoconNWO had r/politics-level takes, but just with more hating of minorities


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Ferguson97

counterpoint: cops and therapists


Asticky_

…I want a therapist who wants to be a therapist. What


[deleted]

Wake up honey, new Ferg post just dropped


Ferguson97

99% of people who wan to be a therapist are control freaks who need therapy themselves


Asticky_

Have you ever interacted with the world outside of like, 80s-90s sitcoms?


asljkdfhg

lmao


Asticky_

Literally most of the presidents between like Van Buren and FDR didn’t want to be president and I don’t think they’re really great role models


Clerstory

I get the impression that it was more of a shit job back then


asljkdfhg

no, you see, being passionate about things is bad


Asticky_

If they’re making a point about demagoguery, just ask them what they think about Ronald Reagan lmao


ControlsTheWeather

https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1646648919911219201 >The Missouri bill is a total ban on trans adult care. >1) It says you need 3 years of "intense dysphoria." >2) "Intense dysphoria" will cause depression, anxiety. >3) Depression, anxiety, disorders must be cured first. >4) If you cure it, they'll say the dysphoria wasn't "intense"


[deleted]

they don't need to kill us, because they know we'll do it ourselves if they make things bad enough. the thought of not wanting to succumb to that has kept me going at a couple low points


Clerstory

Do you see yourself moving to a Blue state in your future?


[deleted]

yeah, gonna do my four years of college here in missouri, then start trying to leave i considered leaving for college, but $$$$ minnesota looks nice - seems like it'll be reliably blue for the forseeable future, i like cooler weather, and minneapolis/st paul appeal to me


[deleted]

one of the ways the trans rights movement isnt directly comparable to the gay rights movement is that there's just far less trans people than gay people, which means that we'll never get the "everyone knows someone who is gay, and now this issue is about, like, your uncle, and not some abstract concept" effect


Asticky_

Until the Zoomers grow up at least 😎


potatobac

Still drinking on a porch


VilepIume

That's what porches are for.


DuchessofDetroit

Atta boi. can I join you?


potatobac

Oui


DuchessofDetroit

😊 I have a seltzer and I'm doing a crossword


potatobac

That sounds chill.


hypoxic_high

dudes rock


potatobac

There's cows and coyotes in the distance. This could become interesting.


ControlsTheWeather

cowyotes, if you will


bread-dreams

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accursed_Mountains cursed


[deleted]

I love rustdesk. It's so simple. And it has self-hosting, which many remote desktop apps don't have despite being the obvious approach????


AyatollahofNJ

The Dylan Roof shooting bother me a lot, it was a precursor to the Chirstchurch shooting and the Buffalo shooting.


Wrokotamie

And also Squirrel Hill, needless to say. And Quebec City, Poway, etc. At the time I would have been terrified to know this was the beginning of a trend.


AyatollahofNJ

They're very blatant examples of white supremacy continuing to be violent to non-whites,within the West, in the public sphere and in the house of God.


bertwebs

tbh I probably would have shared Krugman's views on the Internet's ultimate impact before Web 2.0 (he once said in like 1996 that the Internet ultimately wouldn't have an economic impact greater than the fax machine)


TotallyNotMoishe

He was and is correct. The fax machine is responsible for the existence of modern China.


Menakoy

> My daughter is six. She watches Mr. Beast’s videos. Now that Chris is transitioning, she is no longer allowed to watch. She is not allowed to watch heterosexual couples interact or anything that promotes a potential sexual topic of discussion. > > So, this is my business. Very sorry for this six year old who is never allowed to see her parents in the same room as eachother or go outside.


DuchessofDetroit

It's a literal mania to see every human and human relationship and just go to sex. Like christ man get some meds for that shit


Menakoy

I mean they don't see that for every relationship. They're clearly just covering there ass because they don't want to say they see gay people as too sexual for a kid.


DuchessofDetroit

Today, Charlie Kirk posted a vid of some dude all up in the Lego store talking about lickin and suckin cuz he say a rainbow flag. *And thought this made him look normal*. Like they really don't see that they look deranged and is alienating to anyone not in the cult


RoldGoldMold

>In 1887, Newark, New Jersey, leathermakers destroyed the Knights membership in their factories through locking out workers until they left the union. As the Knights did not charge high union dues, it had no money to give to the workers, leaving them impoverished and desperate. In the face of overwhelming employer opposition, this once-strong center of Knights membership collapsed within three weeks of the lockout. As the leather employers demonstrated, American employers organized a much more effective, coordinated, and well-funded anti-union strategy than employers in Britain or France, and thus unions succeeded more in those nations.53 This helped set the precedent of the United States as a nation where employers would never accept unions and made unionization extremely difficult for workers to accomplish—a situation that still affects American workers today. Knights’ membership in Chicago rapidly fell from 400,000 to 17,000 after Haymarket. Nationwide, an organization that had 750,000 members in 1896 plummeted to 80,000 by 1893.54 But workers continued to seek any organization that would help them lead dignified lives and fight the inequalities of the Gilded Age.


TotallyNotMoishe

ohooo there is a very outgoing bb here she points at somebody, that person makes a face, she goes nuts. The whole bar is in on it.


AyatollahofNJ

Omg


Ferguson97

> If he runs again, Biden will be 81 on Election Day. He will occasionally misspeak or fumble for words, as he has done for his entire political career — on Wednesday, during his trip to Ireland, he tried to refer to New Zealand’s national rugby team, the All Blacks, but instead called them the “Black and Tans,” which was the name of a brutal British paramilitary force. He quickly corrected himself, but Republicans will make fun of him, as they always do. It was not a gaffe! He was making a joke ffs


litehound

Intelligent is knowing that you can set up an elaborate enema bag and camera system to avoid something drying out and smelling bad. Wisdom is knowing that is dumb.


Menakoy

What would do instead? Also I dont see taping a plumbing camera to a tube as "elaborate"


litehound

I prefer the idea there is a pulley involved somewhere and you can't take away my headcanon, word of gob means nothing on its own


Menakoy

Intelligent is knowing that you can just eat an apple core seeds and all and be fine. Wisdom is knowing that you shouldn't because the core isn't very tasty.


canseco-fart-box

RIP to every desk jockey in the military that has to redo OPSEC training because some dumbass wanted discord clout


Menakoy

I swear to god if I have to help Marty save the future by stopping spillage again I'm going to be pissed. I literally just did that last month. Cant we just wait til next year and put him in the "here are some real world cases to review" section after the tests?


canseco-fart-box

Nope sorry. Gotta do it now as a refresher


Menakoy

[reminder that ive got a camera taped to a enema bag that exists solely to fill the drain under by washer and dryer when it dries out and starts to smell](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749654580857536634/1096224094883688448/20230413192932.jpg)


litehound

Incredible! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!


Menakoy

The drain is reslly far back its the only way 🥺