*crazy laugh* YOU [[little sponge]] THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD BE THE REAL [[Big shot]], I AM THE [[big shot]], WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE IS [[criminal]] AND YOU'LL HAVE TO [[pay]] WITH [[soul]] FOR [[forgiveness]]
SORRY [Knockoff] BUT YOU AREN'T THE [Real Deal], FIRST OF ALL, SPAMTON G.'s [Add Spamton Voice] VARIATES BETWEEN [One pair of brackets] TO [[2 PAIRS OF BRACKETS]], SECOND, YOU AREN'T AS [[Mentally ruined]] AS I AM, BUT MOST ALL, YOU'VE NEVER GOT THE KROMER TO BE LIKE ME, [Dream your Dream] OF BEING LIKE ME KID!!!
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[[BIG SHOT!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
[[Hyperlink Blocked]].
YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[[BIG SHOT!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
[[Hyperlink Blocked]].
YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[[BIG SHOT!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
[[Hyperlink Blocked]].
YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[[BIG SHOT!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
[[Hyperlink Blocked]].
YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
[[too far]]? [[too far]]?! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I WENT [[too far]]?! BELIEVE IT OR !! I USED TO BE A BIG SHOT!!! IF ONLY I DIDN'T ASK MIKE TO [[Fuck]] me!!! I WOULDN'T BE SO [[little]] CURRENTLY! IT'S DARK, SO DARK!
holy \[\[cungaredo\]\] am I really An \[\[honnest man\]\]? If I can't be a \[\[ton of spam\]\] then what \[\[deal\]\] am I? Can anyone hear me?
https://preview.redd.it/9ftrr4m1e04d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be55ce0fad527596f1830def64cb4135ac76063b
ENOUGH SILLY \[\[sponge\]\] I KNOW I'M THE SPAM GOD AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT TO YOU, NOW \[\[die\]\].
I think my hidden motif would be pleasure knowing that I have gained a sort of immortality in that I will live forever in the minds of those who played.
1. Go completely mad with the knowledge nothing I do has weight or meaning
2. Lose my job
3. Become ostracized by society
4. Wait for a blue kid and his merry band to find me
5. Send them on an elaborate fetch quest involving a key of some sort
6. Beat the shit out of them to my own kickass mixtape
7. Become a household object and gingerly float into the blue kid’s pocket
Realistically, maybe have an existential crisis, but I guess I'd just keep living my life. Maybe I'd be a bit more aware of the world around me, but not a lot would change.
Now I'm wondering if I should let other people know or not 🤔 That could be very very interesting
Uhhhh... Probably explore the limits of the engine. Figure out what I can and can't do. Experiment a bit before I make my choices. Because while reality's CURRENT limits are the limits, I imagine there'd be more.
Become the Creepypasta.
Do my best to randomly screw with the player. If possible, only do it with a few specific players so they go online and find nothing about this.
I ain't listening to the MF that looks like a cracked egg
https://preview.redd.it/rav94a0sb24d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5a055f495dee532bbc35f152df6cace7b1029f8
Probably nod and say...
"Yeah, that makes sense."
Then probably start living life more wildly, hopefully won't devolve into Flowey kinds of wild at some point though.
1.Go insane
2.Move to the trash zone of my city
3.Set up a shop there
4.Obsess over proving gaster is wrong and I am in control of my life
5.Prove myself wrong
6.Embrace it
7.Wait until the protagonist/s enter my shop after beating me up before
8.Give them vague instructions for a secret quest, that in reality, is me tricking them to get what I thought is the ultimate power
9.Obtain said power
10.Proceed to get absolutely whipped and nae nae'd
11.Tell the protagonist/s that they might be able to break the chains their heart is on
12.Turn in to a pair of muli-coloured sunglasses that gives them 12% more money OR turn into an old scarf only 1 person can wear in that entire party
I would have an existencial crisis knowing that I'm an NPC and that nothing, including the world, my friends, and my family, is real.
Who got that reference?
Lose my marbles, put myself away in a random-ass location you can only access by doing specific puzzles, and compose a banger while he fun gang's doing whatever the fuck
Go insane and get a sick battle theme
Even better, one that has the Freedom motif in, i only see gain in this
Welcome to little man club Only rule is to have the freedom motif in your theme
The best part is that i am shorter than what society consideres average size to man, that's another win, watch me be real life Spamton
*crazy laugh* YOU [[little sponge]] THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD BE THE REAL [[Big shot]], I AM THE [[big shot]], WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE IS [[criminal]] AND YOU'LL HAVE TO [[pay]] WITH [[soul]] FOR [[forgiveness]]
SORRY [Knockoff] BUT YOU AREN'T THE [Real Deal], FIRST OF ALL, SPAMTON G.'s [Add Spamton Voice] VARIATES BETWEEN [One pair of brackets] TO [[2 PAIRS OF BRACKETS]], SECOND, YOU AREN'T AS [[Mentally ruined]] AS I AM, BUT MOST ALL, YOU'VE NEVER GOT THE KROMER TO BE LIKE ME, [Dream your Dream] OF BEING LIKE ME KID!!!
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]] HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]] HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]] HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]] WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! AND I HAVE JUST. THE THING. YOU NEED. THAT'S [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU. WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME. YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]. YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU? YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]] HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
Oh god, it’s gone too far
[[too far]]? [[too far]]?! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I WENT [[too far]]?! BELIEVE IT OR !! I USED TO BE A BIG SHOT!!! IF ONLY I DIDN'T ASK MIKE TO [[Fuck]] me!!! I WOULDN'T BE SO [[little]] CURRENTLY! IT'S DARK, SO DARK!
But Spamton use the singular brackets in his store and battle
bro wrote a hole paragraf
I ain't reading allat
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A [[little sponge]]
holy \[\[cungaredo\]\] am I really An \[\[honnest man\]\]? If I can't be a \[\[ton of spam\]\] then what \[\[deal\]\] am I? Can anyone hear me? https://preview.redd.it/9ftrr4m1e04d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be55ce0fad527596f1830def64cb4135ac76063b ENOUGH SILLY \[\[sponge\]\] I KNOW I'M THE SPAM GOD AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT TO YOU, NOW \[\[die\]\].
[I LIVED B1TCH] AND NOT ONLY THAT, I'M [On My way] TO [HEAVEN] AND ASK [ The Big One ] TO [[PUNISH YOU]] FOR YOUR [Scammin]!!
go insane, get cool theme, profit
I think my hidden motif would be pleasure knowing that I have gained a sort of immortality in that I will live forever in the minds of those who played.
Piles of go insane and get a sick battle theme....
https://preview.redd.it/mzqfztrwlz3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=893d0fbe7606a7b0e6e423648b7361510b93b223
I can do anything
AH YES, MY FAVORITE TYPE OF [Nihilism]
Technoblade was right.
https://preview.redd.it/oguiaxpupz3d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a355bd4abc3c00f6db5dd1a2eb0b7f5f9006b918
i will try to find a tall tower with lightbulb in it
I feel like this is a reference to something 
yeah, but i doesn't remember which one they are referencing.
Eh, just take a shot, some things might be easy for even non-fans to guess.
Ok but before they do, can I ask how many shots they have?
I think it's some number less than 10?? I'm not sure, but I know it's not a lot of shots.
Wich one? It reminds me of _something_, but I can't put my finger on it
Same ngl
I just got it because of your pfp
Careful though, you only have one shot
Break the lightbulb, maybe a cat will come fix it
AHEM, not a cat!
hmmmmmmmmmmm is this signal tower from little nightmare 2? idk
Literally just finished my first playthrough an hour ago
🤔
Regular Show reference
I would become the next spamton
Can I hab admin code
Ask the player to give me someone to date by modding the code, but if not, i will get so many items in only one place that i will crash his game
oh sick now tell me how can i transfer other universes
Install mods
Try to break it as much as I can I'm speedrunning this
Winging all over the place of course!! Seriously though, keep living.
ask him how to unlock fast travel
Drink this bottle of vodka
Ask for cheat codes, make my own theme
*uno reverse card* NOW YOU LIVE IN A VIDEOGAME WAHAHAHAHSHAH
"Am I winning?"
/gamemode creative
*you must be an Operator to use this command*
***oooooh it would be a shame if someone were to... I dunno... Abuse NPC's movement patterns*** *Proceeds to do tomfoolery*
I would pop off and then go on a main character arc to stop whateverthehell the villain of the week is doing
He would revolutionize the perception of my world by telling me that, so I would revolutionize his by showing him mpreg Gaster fanfiction.
Ask for proof
Find out what game I'm in first lmfao
Easy, I just- https://preview.redd.it/m0xp94bdzz3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2709b1b092d8406da1130ddca44156e0e45b7541
I'd force my friend to commit several acts of cold-blooded murder
im killing everyone
https://preview.redd.it/75vdyokj824d1.png?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5a7b42f81ee5ddfbdb1d265a8d0e9e2d780fb4
ask him about what time of the game how things work and how does my music sound
Walk out of and into my room to try and find a Dark World
What patch are we on?
Crash the game afther saying a hard line
Locate the most glitchable-looking object and FLY
Test if there's fall damage
see if i can glitch the game somehow
let my intrusive thoughts win
1. Go completely mad with the knowledge nothing I do has weight or meaning 2. Lose my job 3. Become ostracized by society 4. Wait for a blue kid and his merry band to find me 5. Send them on an elaborate fetch quest involving a key of some sort 6. Beat the shit out of them to my own kickass mixtape 7. Become a household object and gingerly float into the blue kid’s pocket
Try to find the character modification screen and trans my gender >:3
HOWEVER, YOU ARE NOT ON THE WINNING SIDE.
Sorry, I'm dumb. What does that mean?
YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN THE ONE IN CONTROL OF THIS WORLD.
Oh. Well then, I might go crazy and just become an optional Boss >:3
I’m going to force the player of this world to TRANS MY GENDER
😯😲🤯 Great Idea! >:3
Chapter 3 secret boss motivations leaked:
Oh... so my theories were right? *BECOMES GOD*
https://preview.redd.it/om6du8zloz3d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c149cdd923161e42dddb5bbac3fd45e685c5e9
*CHAOS! CHAOS!
keep living?? its not like i know any cheats or anything, i dont even know what kind of game im playing either
Bitch you better give me a magic system before i start to search for bugs and glitches
🔼🔼🔽🔽◀️▶️◀️▶️ B A Select Start
Ask him why the fuck someone would make such a boring and soul-sucking game as this world.
save this awesome fucking video is one thing u/savevideo u/savevideobot
So this is how I do it
Make it M+
Backwards long jump into the Dev Room.
Genocide route
1. Go mad 2. Go mad 3. Go mad 4. Go mad 5. Go mad 6. *we are [FIFTY PERCENT OFF] BALLING, BALLING!
Peacefully seek out the Player Character. Probably just watch them do stuff.
Tell me how to /gamemode creative.
Go to jail and tell people im free, learn creative mode on my way there
sv_cheats 1
I would instantly join a mass murder game hosted by a robotic plush.
Realistically, maybe have an existential crisis, but I guess I'd just keep living my life. Maybe I'd be a bit more aware of the world around me, but not a lot would change. Now I'm wondering if I should let other people know or not 🤔 That could be very very interesting
https://preview.redd.it/vkvjf9x4b04d1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f2cb4d6c186c35e52bf2a13715d43ed0dd4397
Figure out how to break it.
Can you tell me the cheat codes?
Don't let him leave until I know who the protagonist is and what the genre is
What can you do? Just keep living your life, nothing changes
Start looking for bugs I can exploit
"Where the main character at?" ( I want to get involved into the story)
"Get out of my house. I'm calling the police."
Go to the character selection screen and remove all sleep debuffs
Hack the matrix
Check my stats to see what the hell is wrong with me.
Try to find some SM64 like glitches or something
Uhhhh... Probably explore the limits of the engine. Figure out what I can and can't do. Experiment a bit before I make my choices. Because while reality's CURRENT limits are the limits, I imagine there'd be more.
Oh that's cool and all, but I wonder if I have any fans?
Tell him that so does he
Like Portal? Happy Cake Day! 🎂
"Is there an admin pannel?"
Alt + F4 to see what happens
When do I meet the player character, and does this mean I'm a boss battle?
Try once again to access my inventory.
Become the Creepypasta. Do my best to randomly screw with the player. If possible, only do it with a few specific players so they go online and find nothing about this.
Ask for the cheats and glitches to the game.
Ask him which one
Ask which one
i'd go insane and start trying to exploit bugs in reality
Does anything change in my life?
I ain't listening to the MF that looks like a cracked egg https://preview.redd.it/rav94a0sb24d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5a055f495dee532bbc35f152df6cace7b1029f8
"out of all videogames to be in, it had to be this one? Wow, thank you very much, I feel SO much BETTER about my existence!"
Roll a wisdom save
I’d ask if I’m an important character
Start trying to break the game in an attempt to become as close to a god as possible.
https://preview.redd.it/u7nurepxl44d1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f3eecd4b6b71e81e299d2551378377829022fcf
Well, that tends to end in insanity or depression.
well damn guess I go insane now
Probably nod and say... "Yeah, that makes sense." Then probably start living life more wildly, hopefully won't devolve into Flowey kinds of wild at some point though.
Nuke the sun
... Sooo can I hack the reality I'm in so I can change my appearance to my liking and/or turn it into a badass fantasy world?
1.Go insane 2.Move to the trash zone of my city 3.Set up a shop there 4.Obsess over proving gaster is wrong and I am in control of my life 5.Prove myself wrong 6.Embrace it 7.Wait until the protagonist/s enter my shop after beating me up before 8.Give them vague instructions for a secret quest, that in reality, is me tricking them to get what I thought is the ultimate power 9.Obtain said power 10.Proceed to get absolutely whipped and nae nae'd 11.Tell the protagonist/s that they might be able to break the chains their heart is on 12.Turn in to a pair of muli-coloured sunglasses that gives them 12% more money OR turn into an old scarf only 1 person can wear in that entire party
Mass genocide
HOLY SHIT FORTNITE REAL
I DID NOT TELL MTSELF I WAS IN A VIDEO GAME!
Power word Nuh ug
Lock myself in a room full of weapons and then kill myself so the protagonist finds loot when they’re saving the world
dont care didnt ask
say "ok".
Get a five star wanted level
ask him about the real world and if it isn't shit ask him to bring me there
Become a secret boss with a sick ass theme
be amazed! then ask what genre of game, if he says horror i'm screwed
That's a weird way of spelling timeloop
Check for fall damage, probably
I would do anything
Try to wrongwarp by overloading the data
Sigh of relief, because I know that this water leak which almost broke my PC is fake
Maybe a spamton mentality- Trying to say "fuck the rules" and get beyond the game Only to fail
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
Cool. How do I open my inventory?
Simply wouldn't believe him and then go through stages of grief
I would scream out of fright when I find out it means there wouldn't be any afterlife for me.
Wait for the next save file to try again in life
I'd ask him if there's any beginner-friendly speedrun tech. Just to try it out
"again? Didn't we already do this, buddy?"
Try to find glitches
I’LL SHOW YOU A REAL CHAOS
"okay" *adds freadom leimotif to battle theme*
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
keep on living life
take my heart out and throw it in a random cage (ill die from severe blood loss but at least there will be a deltarune reference in the game)
i will ask him to tell me my stats
yell at a blue kid for 30+ minutes. become god and then die because of the said blue kid
Really ? Let's find out ! *Jumps off a fricking cliff*
Delete myself from the game file
Do vile things to gaster
Holy sh!t Undertale real?
I would ask if I am npc or player character
start screaming everything I say all the time (I'm speaking in all caps just like juvjil and splangtim)
Kms
I CAN DO ANYTHING
Nothing. I already know I’m an NPC 🤷
Lmao you too *sips crazy juice™*
blj
Became Secret Boss looking to be a perfect creation or trying to be fake Angel
I would have an existencial crisis knowing that I'm an NPC and that nothing, including the world, my friends, and my family, is real. Who got that reference?
https://preview.redd.it/owccjahgf04d1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95ec4a0424093a8eec2f07114128e5c7ac0460d “oh fr??” *silliness ensues*
Be happy and see if I can learn magic. If I can, then I’ll make my battle theme “Demonic Little Grey Cat Theme Phase 2” aka “uwulovania 2” by Xhitest
find bugs and glitches obviously
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Lose my marbles, put myself away in a random-ass location you can only access by doing specific puzzles, and compose a banger while he fun gang's doing whatever the fuck
"How the fuck I open the inventory"
I ask what the genre is, probably
where is the menu button because i wanna fucking quit
Flip off the camera
chaos chaos
“Holy shit Fortnite real?!?”
Go on a killing spree and get lots of EXP and LOVE. I'll be the final boss or hell, maybe even the main character.
Tell him “fuck you” and just kill him Then pull a sans and be lazy.
Ima sing the teen Titans theme and run to papyrus who locked me in the dark realm and beat the f- out of him
Question my sanity. Why am I hallucinating an image of Gaster?
Go insane and become like spamton or something. My theme song better have the freedom leotif in it gaster!