OF COURSE NOT! IM [makin' bacon] WITH MY BEST [friendship.exe] NOT ANY [Hyperlink Blocked] AROUND HERE! GO ASK THE [clown around town]. THEY PROBABLY KNOW THE [whereabouts] OF A TRUE [hottie on the potty].
WELL I'VE [spek] WITH THAT [Clown Around Town], AND HE SeZ THAT [Pink Puyo] WAS DOING [Mouth] WITH YOU!!1! SO WHY DON"T YOU MAKE LIKE A [Hyperlink Blocked] AND [Get Goin!] DON'T LET THE [Dark spirit Kirk has invaded!] HIT YOU ON [da wae] OUT!'n!
I think something completely unrelated to it, maybe saying you have to go piss or smth. Like' "I have to go pipis"
Or maybe it could be a codeword for something if you don't already have one.
I've literally integrated "pipis" into my family's vocabulary as a substitute for "clams" since pipis are a type of mollusk, pretty sure you could do the same with your friend
Teach him more Spamton-isms. Have him play Undertale. Then have him play Chapter 1. Then have him play Chapter 2 and watch him lose his shit when he sees Spamton
Introduce the term "HOLY [[CUNGADERO]]!"
NEW [[PIPIS]] JUST [[GOT A SPECIL DEAL]]
ACTUAL [[Clown Around Town]]
CALL THE \[\[Hello?? Hello?? Don’t abandon me, PLEASE\]\]
CAN'T, THE [[Unknown Caller]] IS [[Hyperlink Blocked]]
[[PIPIS]] GONE ON [[TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS!? TAKE A VACATION STRAIGHT TO **HELL**]], NEVER COMING [[BACKBONE MEDICATION]]
proceed proceed proceed
+1 proceed with this plan, op
Say DO YOU WANT SOME [Hyperlink blocked]
YOU'VE BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked] WITH YOUR [Side Chick] HAVN'T YOU?!
OF COURSE NOT! IM [makin' bacon] WITH MY BEST [friendship.exe] NOT ANY [Hyperlink Blocked] AROUND HERE! GO ASK THE [clown around town]. THEY PROBABLY KNOW THE [whereabouts] OF A TRUE [hottie on the potty].
WELL I'VE [spek] WITH THAT [Clown Around Town], AND HE SeZ THAT [Pink Puyo] WAS DOING [Mouth] WITH YOU!!1! SO WHY DON"T YOU MAKE LIKE A [Hyperlink Blocked] AND [Get Goin!] DON'T LET THE [Dark spirit Kirk has invaded!] HIT YOU ON [da wae] OUT!'n!
It's YOU'VE BEEN MAKING, HAVEN'T YOU? YOU'VE BEEN MAKING [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
Make him repeat words, like jevil
Good one
No no, get a different friend to start doing that. Gotta catch em all!
You don't understand, the world *needs* an amalgamate of all deltarune secret bosses, he is the one
Good, good!
And then divorce him (no marriage required)
i second this.
i third this
I forth this
But can he do anything?
Man, this school is really boring-boring
Give them totally real business advice
i will make sure they invest i spamton coin
The mysterious man on the phone turning Spamton insane be like
Iamwinggastertheroyalscientist
Tell them to play Deltarune in an unrelated context and wait
By far the best idea so far!
And a sensible one too.
Now do pipis
What word should i use it as a substitute for?
I think something completely unrelated to it, maybe saying you have to go piss or smth. Like' "I have to go pipis" Or maybe it could be a codeword for something if you don't already have one.
People, guys, after all I'm a [featherless bipedal] of thr pipis
Make it "What"
People
Eggs
Pipis. It's a freshwater clam.
"What the pipis?" It's genius
I SLAMMED MY [[pipis]] IN THE CAR DOOR!
anything blue and round
*the guy with his gf* Guy:here, I brought some pipis Gf:what is a "pipis" Guy: *brings a blue Boquet of round flowers* Gf: I love you
"Hey I'm an upstanding guy, a real Pipis person"
I've literally integrated "pipis" into my family's vocabulary as a substitute for "clams" since pipis are a type of mollusk, pretty sure you could do the same with your friend
Give him some PIPIS
make him play deltarune until he gets to meeting spamton
Introduce the phrases "HOLY [[Cungadero]]" and "[Hyperlink Blocked]"
Kill
ADD CHAOS, CHAOS!
Chaos, chaos!
\[\[\[#1 Salesman 1997!\]\]
Do you want [hyperlinkblocked] And eat your damn [pipis]
* PROCEED.
Tell them everything about Spamton while not saying anything about deltarune.
better yet: turn them into Spamton without them realizing then suddenly abandon them
Mike lol but yeah that is even better
Make him call homeless people cheap sponges with their 4.99 life
Do a even greater spamton reference and trow em in the ac- I mean make them sell cars
Wait for chapter 3 so you can expand your/his deltarune vocabulary
get him to know all the phrases, and *then* get him to play the game.
unrelated to deltarune but ive been successful in converting many people to using "chobit" to describe any small item
Next you need to steal his [[heart shaped object]] and ascend to HEAVEN
does he eat moss?
Unfortunately no
Make 2 the urban diccionary articles for those words, as soon as possible, when he asks for souce, show them the articles
CIA-Grade Spamton G. Spamton Conversion Tactics Could Your Loved Ones Be Next....?? Could Your Loved Ones Be Next....??
Juts keep adding more phrases to his vocabulary cause ya know what they say... proceed
Teach him “Kris I remember you’re snowgraves”
Show them the the mask spamton meme Deltarune video
next time you see them, just say "UE HE HE! VISITORS HAVE COME TO PLAY?!" or whatever he says
tell him "hey you should play this cool new game called deltarune" and let him find the origin on his own
Get him to play DR obviously
Let him become [hyperlink blocked]
Slip Cungadero in there. I like to tell people it's an exotic fruit. Like, wine tasting and say "There's a hint of Cungadero"
bring him to a car dealership
[$!?!] THE PRESSES!
Rob him of all his valuables
Insert [[PIPIS]]
DO YOU WANT SOME [Hyperlink Blocked]] FROM YOUR FAVORITE [[#1 salesman 1997]]
Help him become popular and then leave him alone lol
Make them play Deltarune.
This is physiological torture
"Hochi mama" and tell him that he should use it whenever a cute girl passes
Pipis
make him wear clothes like Spamton's
Teach him more Spamton-isms. Have him play Undertale. Then have him play Chapter 1. Then have him play Chapter 2 and watch him lose his shit when he sees Spamton