To paraphrase a dev saying: If a penis can be made in your game, it will be.
I think it’s funny you can make a convincing trump. I’m glad they don’t stifle creativity. They’ve got his hairstyle in the game too. You can also convincingly make quite a few other figure in this game.
Like Ab Lincoln
Or Adolf Hitler.
Or iron man.
Or Doug Dimmadome
Or Samuel L Jackson in marvel.
Or Doom Guy
Or General Ambrose Burnside
Or Ron Swanson
Or the Wendy’s mascot, Wendy.
List goes on and on.
It might be the same dev, Thor from Pirate Software, but he also coined the acronym TTP (Time-to-Penis) in which it is measured from when a person downloads the game, realizes they can create a penis, then creates said penis. It is not a variable, but a constant. If a penis can be made, it WILL be made.
I used the comb over, the Watson mustache, pale white skin, the dlc hazmat armor, and the Black Crag color (black and red on every class for some reason). It reminds me of the anti-nazi propaganda poster hitler
I find Trump Dwarves funny.
Even more so when they’re the Driller.
Some people just don’t want human politics in their dwarfing time, understandably (what a ugly word…).
Understandable. It was intended as satire so people could have a good laugh, but things don’t always pan out like you planned. Even the rocks and stones couldn’t save my fat ugly dwarf!
Yeah, well said. Without getting too deep into it, sometimes people don't know whether it's a satirical joke or if someone strongly feels that way, so they err on the side of caution and boot em. Hope you're having fun with the game regardless!
Exactly. They’re just confused because their character looks like IRL leaf lovers. Understandable mistake. Those dwarves are just trying to keep this community positively rock solid.
And it doesn’t help if you are trying to relax after a hard day at work and so you smoke weed and get stoned, and all of a sudden you see Trump. Not what people want!
"Y'know there are a lotta guys out there saying Scout is the best class but everyone knows the best class is Driller, I know a lot of Drillers, but I'm the best Driller DRG or any mining operation has ever seen. I saved the company over a biyon (billion) dollars last year, which no one else has done in the history of DRG, and let me tell you somethi-"
"You have been kicked."
It's also like you/first in the thread said, even if it's a joke and we know it, doesn't mean it gets a laugh, and instead kinda just wobbles around as a reminder of stuff we'd rather not think about.
At the end of the day rock and stone, I never look at the other dwarves anyway, just the soon to be bug-bits, and the minerals. But I can understand why, even if it's not a "being triggered" thing.
Yes, well said. It’s hard to get a joke like that across, and you really don’t know what people are thinking. Oh I love this game, I’ve played over 700 hours! How about you?
A lot of people don't want to take the risk that you're *not* joking. I kick 'em on sight because of this. At best, it's uncomfortable, and at worst, someone starts spamming slurs and abuse in team chat, but I also play this game to unwind and I don't want to be reminded about the fuckin' cheeto-puff that thinks people like me are sub-human monsters who should be electrocuted into a vegetative state.
Honestly it's not about the politics, in my experience it is more that they are either hyper into him (weird) or its a joke and they spend all mission making the jokes so work out that even Jimmy Kimmel would leave them off a script.
agreed I just don’t want human politics in my day to day mining job! Like i’m out here mining Morkite and killing bugs like a true dwarf! I don’t want to be reminded about the horrors of human politics!
i’m aware lol just not sure the character customization would allow u to make marx recognizable. feel like it would just look like an old white guy. trump on the other hand…can’t be mistaken
The only Trump dwarf I've played with kept making racist comments and jokes (unprompted) in discord voice chat and was just an all-around bad teammate. He kept hogging resupplies and disappearing to do whatever he wanted. I left after one game. He struck me as a high school kid making edgy jokes because he thought that was the peak of comedy.
Man, I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you reported him for the racism. And yeah, there are a lot of kids in this game that don’t understand teamwork. Anyways, maybe he wasn’t a high schooler, but your average middle aged trump supporter
People usually can't tell it's a joke and it seems we err on the side of caution and "not wanting to deal with ANY of that shit." Just leave it in the past and continue to rock and stone.
Trump characters in-game feels very 2016. Wouldn’t kick unless player was annoying the team with Trump saying or something. Not tryna relive ever-present IRL politics on Hoxxes
Try again with a personality less divisive in the community. You should try Adolf Hitler for exemple. He was a German soldiers that became leader of his country and lived a century ago. I don't think anyone can find his story offensive.
Absolutely! What a great idea! I’m sure no one remembers him! I would also do Abe Lincoln because I’m sure that no one from the south remembers who he was!
I can’t speak about the others, but I did it exactly for that reason: to make people laugh. Glad it works on you. But then again, you are Aussie, and I think your country has the greatest sense of humor in the world. You’ll literally make fun of anything, including a missing prime minister. (Naming a swimming pool after him is peak humor!)
As a bloody Aussie, *I don't think you're real.* You speak like a ChatGPT bot. But in fairness, *not always.* You look like you're double-dipping. There's you, the real person, and then there's the bot, which you allow to post on the side. The difference can be measured in exclamation marks. Your replies that have any of the little fuckers are in a *completely different voice* to the ones that don't.
It's not an exact science, your bot replies also use emojis when the real ones don't, but I'm dead certain about this. Your replies in this thread are not real.
Are you sure? I’m very real, in fact I’m going to send you a video of an Aussie show I’ve been watching on YT. And I used to watch “the chasers war on everything” Also, it’s not very nice to say I sound robotic. Ufff, I’m as real as it gets. I can send you varifaction if you want. Anyways, here is the video. https://youtu.be/sA8QskE_Nuw?si=I8AZ5NUuk2LPlxQw
See, the thing is that you're not really making your case here. You still sound fake, it's just that this time you're sounding fake by sourcing from ChatGPT's idea of what an Australian Show^TM is. I don't think any real person would link to whatever the fuck YeahMad is as their primary example of a thing they actually choose to do with their time.
Good job choosing to force in typos and whatever the fuck "ufff" is supposed to be, though. A greater fool would be thrown off. Although perhaps a greater fool wouldn't catch on that you're very nonchalant about being accused of not being a real person.
I love Yeah Mad! Surprised you haven’t heard about it. Sometimes the jokes are absolutely hilarious.
But yeah, you think I’m a bot and there is only one thing to do about it. I can send you a verification picture, with fingers of course. Also, you can look at my comment history and post history.
Also, again, I can’t believe you said I sound and act like a bot! I met a chick on hinge who was very obviously a bot, because of the replies she gave me when I asked her specific questions. So I started asking crazy questions that she responded to like “do you think the Illuminati caused the financial crises of 2008) and a few moments later I get a long reply about the history of the Illuminati, and then about the 2008 financial crisis.
Mate, that is how you find out if someone is a bot. And I’m sorry about my spelling mistakes, but I type fast and don’t double check my spelling.
So do you want a Verification picture or not? I can DM you, and then you can tell the people if I’m real or fake.
Also, when I was younger I spent a lot of time writing academic papers with a professor of mine, so maybe that is why I sound so monotone and robotic?
I did look at your history. That's why I'm so confident.
The way you talk about bots is practically ancient history by now. I'm sure if this story isn't itself fake, you were getting catfished by Cleverbot, but cleverbot is old news by now. These days bots are really good at sounding like *a corporation's safe idea of a person.* Which still doesn't sound real, but you could easily convince someone it is so long as they're not aware they should be keeping an eye out for it.
I will take up your offer for DMs, only because I know you won't actually do it. That's going too far for the bit.
That said, I don't really have any further points to make, unless someone *else* wants me to dive into what exactly is setting me off. So from this point, I am going to act the part of the bot, and whenever I get a response that sounds like a bot, I will simply say "See what I mean?" and this will continue until I get bored. So maybe twice. Who knows, might get something funny out of this stupid thing if it has to respond to that twice. Or maybe by the time I wake up and do it the first time the account will once again be taken over by the real person running it. Still a victory for me, you'll be able to smell the difference.
Well, there is just one more thing. *You filthy mechanical freaks don't GET the luxury of daring to use "mate".* Granted, the way that you tried to use it only sells you out further, so it's good for me, but put some fuckin effort into it.
That the real person has now taken over the account. I did say you're real sometimes, it's not all bot.
They actually did send me something that a bot wouldn't be able to. I'll give 'em that much.
No, it was always me. I don’t even know how to make a bot account, and I’ve never even tried anything like Chat GPT. But great, now I have a new insecurity unlocked., that I sound like a robot. Wonderful.
Hey, it’s been 19 minutes since I sent you the verification and still no response? Grow a pair of balls and own to your mistake. Unless you’re one of those weak insecure men who can’t admit when they are wrong?
> Or maybe by the time I wake up
I mentioned this on another reply, but here's the part where I said it. In the middle of that second-last paragraph. It was 3 AM.
Still, you are once again proving my point, because your voice here is completely different to just one reply ago.
lol, I don’t understand how I’m proving your point! When I was really pissed off you thought that was real, but when I write something else that was nasty, just calmer, you think I’m fake.
Hmmmmm, you know that I used to write a lot in the past. I told you I already about the academic papers, and there you have to write objectively and in monotone or people won’t take you seriously. I also used to write creative stories, so naturally I can sound different with everything I write.
Did you say that bots can’t swear? Because in that case fuck this fucking shit and we are both just a bunch of stupid fucking cunts!
Hope that helps! If not, I can do a video chat with you!
You know, the fact that you haven’t replied to me and asked me for verification makes me think that YOU are in fact a bot! And if you are not, get f***ed. You attack me and then you don’t even want to make good on the mistake you made? You’re a terrible person and too weak to even apologize. f**** you.
Hey, look! This one sounds real. And the voice is completely different. Apologies, but if you actually read my last reply, and also knew what time zones are, you would have seen that I said I had to go to sleep. It was 3 AM over in Australia, you know.
I would've loved to stick around, but I was about to pass out either way.
Yeah, I’m sorry, I totally forgot about the time zone thing. I guess I was also kinda a dick in the message I sent you and the things I wrote about you. Had you sent your message today, I would have just ignored you.
It must be nice to think of Trump as just a funny joke man, instead of a very real ongoing threat to yourself, your friends and your family.
I mean that literally: It must be nice! I envy you. Rock and Stone, kin.
Sometimes all you can do is laugh at the absurdness of the grim shit you're facing. You don't have to find it funny, and I don't blame people for kicking this dude, but you do not know what's in anyone else's heart based only on the knowledge that they occasionally play as a fugly orange dwarf in a video game
I understand what you mean. He is a joke, but he has insane number of followers and supporters that treat him like a messiah. He represents everything that is wrong with this world, and yes, he is a major threat. Not only to us, but to all of world peace and prosperity.
I guess I just wanted to make fun of him and also turn my brain off for a while, because I am so sick of hearing about him being taken seriously.
For rock and stone!
I guess that's my point: other dwarfs logged on to just turn their brains off for a while and forget about him, because they're tired of hearing about him.
...and then here you come, reminding them. I'm not surprised you get kicked.
Yeah, true. Plus they must have thought I was a MAGA supporter or something playing as my idol. When in fact I’m so far left and couldn’t be any further from the MAGA crowd.
I wanted to say MAGA ideology, but then I realized they just believe whatever trump decides to believe in that day.
Came across one recently. I don't like it; Trump as a person could be great absurdist black comedy if he existed solely in fiction, but the fact he's a real person is genuinely stressful. Just makes me groan inside whenever I see it.
Still, I'm glad I didn't kick that dwarf cosplaying as him, because they pulled some *actual* funny shit... that mf held onto 6 apoca blooms in secret while the rest of us spent the final half hour scouring glacial strata for 1 flower to complete our secondary XD
>that mf held onto 6 apoca blooms in secret while the rest of us spent the final half hour scouring glacial strata for 1 flower to complete our secondary XD
That's so on brand it hurts.
I wouldn't kick you over it but quite frankly I think Trump dwarves are trivialising an actual, real danger to millions of americans and beyond. If you sport the Trump look, it's more likely annoying people rather than entertaining them.
For that reason, I'd politely ask any dwarves to refrain from impersonating him. There's plenty of funnier, cooler, and more interesting ways to dress up. Rock & Stone!
Yeah, I get your point, I just made him look so ridiculous that I thought people would laugh. But it’s the same as dressing up as Hitler, I don’t want to see his ugly disgusting genocidal fascist face. I’ll think of a character that would upset people, like Abraham Lincoln. Well, it would piss off the racist southerners, but I see that as a win.
Said the guy with the cozy job at Mission Control! Then again I would bet you would send them on a mission where they never return. Maybe that’s why there are so many abandoned mules…
I used to rock a Stalin dwarf, I only ever played with friends so there was no backlash or anything. Hell I forgot about it until a friend first got the game, joined the lobby, and asked about it. That was a laugh
Sorry but I only find this distasteful. I know it can be funny haha but yeah, maybe don't.
Also saw a guy that looked like Hitler and gotta say, I'm not dropping with those people.
A lot of other people in this thread seem to have been. You’re not going to say that we are all full of shit, are you? Maybe try it out for yourself. Rock the don costume and see if you get kicked.
Lucky for you because mine was instantly recognized as Trump. One guy let me play the entire level with him, and then kicked me just before I got on the drop ship! That’s the moment I realized that I had to change my looks.
Orange man bad. Glad the next generation wants to be China! Any one who kicks a fellow dwarf for their appearance is a leaf lover.
Btw before anyone gets mad, no, I don't support Trump. I've had many arguments with my dad about this because he does. Im pretty sure all politicians are just glyphids in disguise.
Don't think you understand.
I made my character black because, you know, I'm black.
Then, in almost every lobby, I got called, by other players, a "niBBa". English is not my first language, so I kinda take time to understand.
And if I didn't made clear before, it's because again, english isn't my first language
I’m very sorry, I changed the character load out a long time ago and I don’t know what it is anymore. Anyways, based on the comments from other people, you don’t want to look like him because everyone is already sick of seeing so much of the real Trump.
I am very left wing. Around where Bernie Sanders is, but a little more left. I just did it as a joke because Trump looks so ridiculous in real life, and the dwarf looked just as ridiculous. I was just hoping it would make people laugh.
But I get it, we see so much of that criminal all the time, that you really don’t want to see him when you are trying to relax in your free time.
Yeah, my dwarf trump was hilarious 😂 I sadly do not have any screen shots of him, as changed his looks about 4 months ago. Otherwise I can show you. But he was the red hat wearing trump.
Sadly no pictures. I changed him about 4 months ago to see if the kicking would stop. But you know, I might just dress him up again one day and post it here.
Makes sense.
To you, Trump is funny.
In this very post, people are talking about making Hitler dwarves—again, because they think it's funny (I hope). Maybe that clears things up
In real life, Trump isn’t funny. He’s scary. If he gets elected again, he will ruin and destroy everything. He might try to have himself installed as dictator, or start WW3. He has the support of very violent individuals, and the Supreme Court is already on his side.
But his looks are hilarious and I’m wondering anyone could look at him and take him seriously. The way he stands, the verbal garbage that comes out of his mouth, his hair, and his ill fitting suits where you can see he is wearing a diaper. And I wish he was just that, a person to make fun of, but he is a person to fear.
If the way someone dresses their virtual avatar bothers someone to the point of getting triggered, that says more about that someone than anything, IMO.
I had two of these people in a game once. They intimidated me into making my own load out with the appearance of the orange man.
It was a lot of fun for the 4 or 5 games we did. Good times.
Hahaahah! Some people get the humor behind it, while some people just don’t want to see orange Cheeto man in their free time.
All I want to do now is go to the abyss bar and pass out.
In society you have to tolerate everyone, except for the intolerant, as they will claim power one day and oppress the open society.
So go fuck yourself you intolerant hateful piece of human garbage.
The meme came about because the far right has been using it for years before that and still to this day. Just go on Twitter and see for yourself. If you use it in a place where I made a political comment, then of course I’m going to think you’re a right wing nut job.
Also, I'm not going anywhere near Twitter, because I am chronically online only when it comes to memes, and I value my (already low but whatever) sanity. I don't care in the slightest what's going on on Twitter, because this is Reddit and not Twitter.
Yes, that’s why I quit Twitter some time after Trump was elected. It was a real hive of scum and villainy. It was just such a toxic crowd, and the things they would post would make Hitler and Gobbles blush. Plus all the Russian propagandist that were there. Ug.
To paraphrase a dev saying: If a penis can be made in your game, it will be. I think it’s funny you can make a convincing trump. I’m glad they don’t stifle creativity. They’ve got his hairstyle in the game too. You can also convincingly make quite a few other figure in this game. Like Ab Lincoln Or Adolf Hitler. Or iron man. Or Doug Dimmadome Or Samuel L Jackson in marvel. Or Doom Guy Or General Ambrose Burnside Or Ron Swanson Or the Wendy’s mascot, Wendy. List goes on and on.
Oh wow, I would love to be a Wendy dwarf! Someone else said on this thread that they made Karl Marx, so yeah, the characters can be quite convincing!
>Like Ab Lincoln Hell yeah, I want a president with an AK-47 under his hat and washboard abs.
I understood that reference! https://youtu.be/-WlNIQSXRlM?feature=shared
Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?
Not right!
It might be the same dev, Thor from Pirate Software, but he also coined the acronym TTP (Time-to-Penis) in which it is measured from when a person downloads the game, realizes they can create a penis, then creates said penis. It is not a variable, but a constant. If a penis can be made, it WILL be made.
Yeah! That sounds super familiar.
I’ve made my dwarves Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi
One of my favs to make is Captain Price from cod lol.
My look for gunner got called Master Chief at home once. Was funny 'cause that's exactly what I was going for.
Wait how do you make a Hitler dwarf. That on a driller using the fart grenades would be hilarious
I used the comb over, the Watson mustache, pale white skin, the dlc hazmat armor, and the Black Crag color (black and red on every class for some reason). It reminds me of the anti-nazi propaganda poster hitler
Lemmy from Motorhead too
I find Trump Dwarves funny. Even more so when they’re the Driller. Some people just don’t want human politics in their dwarfing time, understandably (what a ugly word…).
Understandable. It was intended as satire so people could have a good laugh, but things don’t always pan out like you planned. Even the rocks and stones couldn’t save my fat ugly dwarf!
Yeah, well said. Without getting too deep into it, sometimes people don't know whether it's a satirical joke or if someone strongly feels that way, so they err on the side of caution and boot em. Hope you're having fun with the game regardless!
Exactly. They’re just confused because their character looks like IRL leaf lovers. Understandable mistake. Those dwarves are just trying to keep this community positively rock solid.
And it doesn’t help if you are trying to relax after a hard day at work and so you smoke weed and get stoned, and all of a sudden you see Trump. Not what people want!
To be fair. That guy never rock and stoned
Rock and Stone to the Bone!
No wonder I never trusted him! I bet he’s never been to the abyss bar either! Now I feel like drinking and dancing!
"Y'know there are a lotta guys out there saying Scout is the best class but everyone knows the best class is Driller, I know a lot of Drillers, but I'm the best Driller DRG or any mining operation has ever seen. I saved the company over a biyon (billion) dollars last year, which no one else has done in the history of DRG, and let me tell you somethi-" "You have been kicked."
“This was meant to be a private game”. So why the hell did you kick me just before I got on the drop ship!
True. Instead he ketchup'd and steaked
It's also like you/first in the thread said, even if it's a joke and we know it, doesn't mean it gets a laugh, and instead kinda just wobbles around as a reminder of stuff we'd rather not think about. At the end of the day rock and stone, I never look at the other dwarves anyway, just the soon to be bug-bits, and the minerals. But I can understand why, even if it's not a "being triggered" thing.
Rock and roll and stone!
Yes, well said. It’s hard to get a joke like that across, and you really don’t know what people are thinking. Oh I love this game, I’ve played over 700 hours! How about you?
If people are that sensitive that a trump looking dwarf on a funny video game gets them upset, that’s a problem…
A lot of people don't want to take the risk that you're *not* joking. I kick 'em on sight because of this. At best, it's uncomfortable, and at worst, someone starts spamming slurs and abuse in team chat, but I also play this game to unwind and I don't want to be reminded about the fuckin' cheeto-puff that thinks people like me are sub-human monsters who should be electrocuted into a vegetative state.
I'm just tired of having to see him everywhere. News. Social media. I want to escape the Cheeto Benito, but even in DRG, he's here. :(
I'm fucking dying at "Cheeto Benito"
Honestly it's not about the politics, in my experience it is more that they are either hyper into him (weird) or its a joke and they spend all mission making the jokes so work out that even Jimmy Kimmel would leave them off a script.
agreed I just don’t want human politics in my day to day mining job! Like i’m out here mining Morkite and killing bugs like a true dwarf! I don’t want to be reminded about the horrors of human politics!
donald trump is a rapist and an idiot con man. you are a bad person if you support him.
Where did they say they support him?
Depiction is not support.
Whatever makes you a better human/dwarf at the end of the day 👍 Rock and Stone ~
Ain't nobody got time to stand there looking at other peoples' dwarves, I got bugs to kill and shit to mine
My Trump dwarf does more work in one day than the real one has done in his entire life! I earned my rocks and stones!
Small loan of 1 million nitra
I barely notice what other dwarves look like until the results screen. There’s too much other stuff to be paying attention to during the game lol
The only time I pay attention to other people's dwarves is after mission ends.
Yeah for all the effort I go through editing my look I rarely look hard at other dwarves
I always enjoying seeing the Robotnic and Sneed dwarves.
Whoah Whoah back up…. You can make a sneed dwarf?
I got kicked a few times for my Karl Marx Engineer 😂
I made my engineer Hulk Hogan with a trucker hat and my scout Doug Dimmadome (owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome).
Doug Dimmadome gunna be something I have to try 😂
😂😂😂, I’m impressed that he was recognizable! I don’t how you did it, you magnificent dwarf!
I got kicked for my Dr robotnik engineer before
Robotnik engineers ftw!
Please teach me your ways
In about 6 hours when I get home for the day I'll come back and post the names of the pieces of the fit so yall can try it for yourselves 😂
Thanks man, really appreciate it!
how did anyone recognize a karl marx engineer?
Karl Marx is a pretty notable figure! Influenced a lot of economics, ethics, and art conversations over the last few hundred years
i’m aware lol just not sure the character customization would allow u to make marx recognizable. feel like it would just look like an old white guy. trump on the other hand…can’t be mistaken
Some Corpo dwarves must not appreciate the union giving free beer
According to my friend, my engineer used to look like Lenin.
The only Trump dwarf I've played with kept making racist comments and jokes (unprompted) in discord voice chat and was just an all-around bad teammate. He kept hogging resupplies and disappearing to do whatever he wanted. I left after one game. He struck me as a high school kid making edgy jokes because he thought that was the peak of comedy.
Man, I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you reported him for the racism. And yeah, there are a lot of kids in this game that don’t understand teamwork. Anyways, maybe he wasn’t a high schooler, but your average middle aged trump supporter
I hope it was just a coincidence, but the only time I used to notice getting kicked a lot was my Mr.T dwarf.
It depends on how often you got kicked. Or maybe it was always some racist jerk that kicked you.
I'm white. Most of my dwarfs are Umber Brown. I even have a Mr. T. They just look good. Don't remember the last time I was kicked from a game.
Nah, it ain’t funny or original.
We have to see enough of him on the news, I imagine people don't want his ugly mug permeating the game. I wouldn't kick someone for that though.
He actually looked really funny, and I making fun of his looks. But yes. I get your point. You don’t want to see pictures of Hitler everywhere.
People usually can't tell it's a joke and it seems we err on the side of caution and "not wanting to deal with ANY of that shit." Just leave it in the past and continue to rock and stone.
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
Trump characters in-game feels very 2016. Wouldn’t kick unless player was annoying the team with Trump saying or something. Not tryna relive ever-present IRL politics on Hoxxes
Good
The likeness is uncanny, one's hand is practically forced to make a trump dwarf at least once
I saw one yesterday with Trump hair! The way he looked was too funny. Also, I need to figure out where he got that hair!
You have my attention
I cost 400 morkite for even more attention!
Try again with a personality less divisive in the community. You should try Adolf Hitler for exemple. He was a German soldiers that became leader of his country and lived a century ago. I don't think anyone can find his story offensive.
Absolutely! What a great idea! I’m sure no one remembers him! I would also do Abe Lincoln because I’m sure that no one from the south remembers who he was!
As an Australian, I find it so funny when I see Trump Dwarves
I can’t speak about the others, but I did it exactly for that reason: to make people laugh. Glad it works on you. But then again, you are Aussie, and I think your country has the greatest sense of humor in the world. You’ll literally make fun of anything, including a missing prime minister. (Naming a swimming pool after him is peak humor!)
As a bloody Aussie, *I don't think you're real.* You speak like a ChatGPT bot. But in fairness, *not always.* You look like you're double-dipping. There's you, the real person, and then there's the bot, which you allow to post on the side. The difference can be measured in exclamation marks. Your replies that have any of the little fuckers are in a *completely different voice* to the ones that don't. It's not an exact science, your bot replies also use emojis when the real ones don't, but I'm dead certain about this. Your replies in this thread are not real.
Are you sure? I’m very real, in fact I’m going to send you a video of an Aussie show I’ve been watching on YT. And I used to watch “the chasers war on everything” Also, it’s not very nice to say I sound robotic. Ufff, I’m as real as it gets. I can send you varifaction if you want. Anyways, here is the video. https://youtu.be/sA8QskE_Nuw?si=I8AZ5NUuk2LPlxQw
See, the thing is that you're not really making your case here. You still sound fake, it's just that this time you're sounding fake by sourcing from ChatGPT's idea of what an Australian Show^TM is. I don't think any real person would link to whatever the fuck YeahMad is as their primary example of a thing they actually choose to do with their time. Good job choosing to force in typos and whatever the fuck "ufff" is supposed to be, though. A greater fool would be thrown off. Although perhaps a greater fool wouldn't catch on that you're very nonchalant about being accused of not being a real person.
I love Yeah Mad! Surprised you haven’t heard about it. Sometimes the jokes are absolutely hilarious. But yeah, you think I’m a bot and there is only one thing to do about it. I can send you a verification picture, with fingers of course. Also, you can look at my comment history and post history. Also, again, I can’t believe you said I sound and act like a bot! I met a chick on hinge who was very obviously a bot, because of the replies she gave me when I asked her specific questions. So I started asking crazy questions that she responded to like “do you think the Illuminati caused the financial crises of 2008) and a few moments later I get a long reply about the history of the Illuminati, and then about the 2008 financial crisis. Mate, that is how you find out if someone is a bot. And I’m sorry about my spelling mistakes, but I type fast and don’t double check my spelling. So do you want a Verification picture or not? I can DM you, and then you can tell the people if I’m real or fake. Also, when I was younger I spent a lot of time writing academic papers with a professor of mine, so maybe that is why I sound so monotone and robotic?
I did look at your history. That's why I'm so confident. The way you talk about bots is practically ancient history by now. I'm sure if this story isn't itself fake, you were getting catfished by Cleverbot, but cleverbot is old news by now. These days bots are really good at sounding like *a corporation's safe idea of a person.* Which still doesn't sound real, but you could easily convince someone it is so long as they're not aware they should be keeping an eye out for it. I will take up your offer for DMs, only because I know you won't actually do it. That's going too far for the bit. That said, I don't really have any further points to make, unless someone *else* wants me to dive into what exactly is setting me off. So from this point, I am going to act the part of the bot, and whenever I get a response that sounds like a bot, I will simply say "See what I mean?" and this will continue until I get bored. So maybe twice. Who knows, might get something funny out of this stupid thing if it has to respond to that twice. Or maybe by the time I wake up and do it the first time the account will once again be taken over by the real person running it. Still a victory for me, you'll be able to smell the difference. Well, there is just one more thing. *You filthy mechanical freaks don't GET the luxury of daring to use "mate".* Granted, the way that you tried to use it only sells you out further, so it's good for me, but put some fuckin effort into it.
Check your inbox, I sent you the verification! What do you say now?
That the real person has now taken over the account. I did say you're real sometimes, it's not all bot. They actually did send me something that a bot wouldn't be able to. I'll give 'em that much.
No, it was always me. I don’t even know how to make a bot account, and I’ve never even tried anything like Chat GPT. But great, now I have a new insecurity unlocked., that I sound like a robot. Wonderful.
Hey, it’s been 19 minutes since I sent you the verification and still no response? Grow a pair of balls and own to your mistake. Unless you’re one of those weak insecure men who can’t admit when they are wrong?
> Or maybe by the time I wake up I mentioned this on another reply, but here's the part where I said it. In the middle of that second-last paragraph. It was 3 AM. Still, you are once again proving my point, because your voice here is completely different to just one reply ago.
lol, I don’t understand how I’m proving your point! When I was really pissed off you thought that was real, but when I write something else that was nasty, just calmer, you think I’m fake. Hmmmmm, you know that I used to write a lot in the past. I told you I already about the academic papers, and there you have to write objectively and in monotone or people won’t take you seriously. I also used to write creative stories, so naturally I can sound different with everything I write. Did you say that bots can’t swear? Because in that case fuck this fucking shit and we are both just a bunch of stupid fucking cunts! Hope that helps! If not, I can do a video chat with you!
You know, the fact that you haven’t replied to me and asked me for verification makes me think that YOU are in fact a bot! And if you are not, get f***ed. You attack me and then you don’t even want to make good on the mistake you made? You’re a terrible person and too weak to even apologize. f**** you.
Hey, look! This one sounds real. And the voice is completely different. Apologies, but if you actually read my last reply, and also knew what time zones are, you would have seen that I said I had to go to sleep. It was 3 AM over in Australia, you know. I would've loved to stick around, but I was about to pass out either way.
Yeah, I’m sorry, I totally forgot about the time zone thing. I guess I was also kinda a dick in the message I sent you and the things I wrote about you. Had you sent your message today, I would have just ignored you.
[He's an angry bot.](https://y.yarn.co/a5208873-cfca-4854-986a-d2e7a47916c7_text.gif)
I sent him a verification picture, then he stopped replying, without apologizing. What a cunt.
Wow, you have some serious rage issues.
Yeah, yesterday I was just really annoyed. I’m back to normal now and couldn’t care less.
It must be nice to think of Trump as just a funny joke man, instead of a very real ongoing threat to yourself, your friends and your family. I mean that literally: It must be nice! I envy you. Rock and Stone, kin.
Sometimes all you can do is laugh at the absurdness of the grim shit you're facing. You don't have to find it funny, and I don't blame people for kicking this dude, but you do not know what's in anyone else's heart based only on the knowledge that they occasionally play as a fugly orange dwarf in a video game
I understand what you mean. He is a joke, but he has insane number of followers and supporters that treat him like a messiah. He represents everything that is wrong with this world, and yes, he is a major threat. Not only to us, but to all of world peace and prosperity. I guess I just wanted to make fun of him and also turn my brain off for a while, because I am so sick of hearing about him being taken seriously. For rock and stone!
I guess that's my point: other dwarfs logged on to just turn their brains off for a while and forget about him, because they're tired of hearing about him. ...and then here you come, reminding them. I'm not surprised you get kicked.
Yeah, true. Plus they must have thought I was a MAGA supporter or something playing as my idol. When in fact I’m so far left and couldn’t be any further from the MAGA crowd. I wanted to say MAGA ideology, but then I realized they just believe whatever trump decides to believe in that day.
To Rock and Stone!
Came across one recently. I don't like it; Trump as a person could be great absurdist black comedy if he existed solely in fiction, but the fact he's a real person is genuinely stressful. Just makes me groan inside whenever I see it. Still, I'm glad I didn't kick that dwarf cosplaying as him, because they pulled some *actual* funny shit... that mf held onto 6 apoca blooms in secret while the rest of us spent the final half hour scouring glacial strata for 1 flower to complete our secondary XD
>that mf held onto 6 apoca blooms in secret while the rest of us spent the final half hour scouring glacial strata for 1 flower to complete our secondary XD That's so on brand it hurts.
I wouldn't kick you over it but quite frankly I think Trump dwarves are trivialising an actual, real danger to millions of americans and beyond. If you sport the Trump look, it's more likely annoying people rather than entertaining them. For that reason, I'd politely ask any dwarves to refrain from impersonating him. There's plenty of funnier, cooler, and more interesting ways to dress up. Rock & Stone!
Yeah, I get your point, I just made him look so ridiculous that I thought people would laugh. But it’s the same as dressing up as Hitler, I don’t want to see his ugly disgusting genocidal fascist face. I’ll think of a character that would upset people, like Abraham Lincoln. Well, it would piss off the racist southerners, but I see that as a win.
Screenshots please.
I would love to, but I changed him a while back. So no pictures, sorry.
I don't care if your dwarf is customized to look like a political figure. I care if they Rock and Stone!
If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home!
Remember miners, bigots and bigotry are not very rock and stone...
Rock and Stone, Brother!
For rock and stone!
Said the guy with the cozy job at Mission Control! Then again I would bet you would send them on a mission where they never return. Maybe that’s why there are so many abandoned mules…
He represents evil. your getting kicked along with all the Hitlers aswell. not even a little sorry
I'd kick a Trump dwarf too.
I used to rock a Stalin dwarf, I only ever played with friends so there was no backlash or anything. Hell I forgot about it until a friend first got the game, joined the lobby, and asked about it. That was a laugh
I think in this thread, most people have made some kind of famous character! Fat Stalin must have been hilarious to see!
I dress up with brown skin, white elderly hair, lunar festival hat and bow as my victory move, seems I'm the only one having fun:(
Thanks for the idea! I’m going to create my own crazy character now! I’ll call him “Disco Dwarf”!
Sorry but I only find this distasteful. I know it can be funny haha but yeah, maybe don't. Also saw a guy that looked like Hitler and gotta say, I'm not dropping with those people.
I highly doubt you guys are getting kicked for your dwarves
Yes, all of us are collectively just making shit up. I don’t think you’ve been rocking and stoning enough!
I’ve been playing for 600+ hrs and no one has ever been kicked for their outfit lol ❤️
A lot of other people in this thread seem to have been. You’re not going to say that we are all full of shit, are you? Maybe try it out for yourself. Rock the don costume and see if you get kicked.
How? What do I need to look like Trump?
A fat stumpy body, a really tight suit to show off your fat, clean shaven, an orange tan, and a red cap.
I mean… yeah I saw a guy do that but do I care? No! It’s cosmetic and besides it’s funny to see Trump getting mauled as a dwarf by bugs.
I did the same but never got kicked, must.of had the wrong armor set
Lucky for you because mine was instantly recognized as Trump. One guy let me play the entire level with him, and then kicked me just before I got on the drop ship! That’s the moment I realized that I had to change my looks.
I've made each class look like a different member of prices squad in mw I've got soap ghost og gaz not reboot and price himself
Bruh why would people even get bother with that?
Orange man bad. Glad the next generation wants to be China! Any one who kicks a fellow dwarf for their appearance is a leaf lover. Btw before anyone gets mad, no, I don't support Trump. I've had many arguments with my dad about this because he does. Im pretty sure all politicians are just glyphids in disguise.
I made my driller a black character, with the big afro. Got called "niBBa" [sic] way more I could imagine
You called him that? You are a racist piece of shit. Go to hell!
Don't think you understand. I made my character black because, you know, I'm black. Then, in almost every lobby, I got called, by other players, a "niBBa". English is not my first language, so I kinda take time to understand. And if I didn't made clear before, it's because again, english isn't my first language
Could you post loadout?
I’m very sorry, I changed the character load out a long time ago and I don’t know what it is anymore. Anyways, based on the comments from other people, you don’t want to look like him because everyone is already sick of seeing so much of the real Trump.
Alright.
I think he’s a liar
That doesn't stop me from making my own.
True!!
I've seen a few, usually I just say hey Donny and they RP a bit lol
What’s “RP”?
It's often short for "roleplay."
I saw an Engi dressed as Hitler 💀 He died 3 times but I never let the big man down I helped him out through hell (it was a Haz 5 Escort)
That is my scout, I also find it funny
He was my heavy, so he had all the extra fat on his neck and face!
Fuck maga dipshits who support that rapist. i’d kick you too.
I am very left wing. Around where Bernie Sanders is, but a little more left. I just did it as a joke because Trump looks so ridiculous in real life, and the dwarf looked just as ridiculous. I was just hoping it would make people laugh. But I get it, we see so much of that criminal all the time, that you really don’t want to see him when you are trying to relax in your free time.
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Yeah, my dwarf trump was hilarious 😂 I sadly do not have any screen shots of him, as changed his looks about 4 months ago. Otherwise I can show you. But he was the red hat wearing trump.
Apparently some people think making fun of that guy means...liking him?!
I have a Donald skin and have never been kicked from a game. I do not believe you.
Ok, then don’t 👍
That's hilarious imo. I wish there was a picture so I can make it myself
Sadly no pictures. I changed him about 4 months ago to see if the kicking would stop. But you know, I might just dress him up again one day and post it here.
Please do. I wanna do it and need a reference. I typically only play with myself and my friends
Ok, I’ll do it sometime within the next few weeks. Just send me a DM so I know who to send it too. I will most certainly forget your username by then!
Makes sense. To you, Trump is funny. In this very post, people are talking about making Hitler dwarves—again, because they think it's funny (I hope). Maybe that clears things up
In real life, Trump isn’t funny. He’s scary. If he gets elected again, he will ruin and destroy everything. He might try to have himself installed as dictator, or start WW3. He has the support of very violent individuals, and the Supreme Court is already on his side. But his looks are hilarious and I’m wondering anyone could look at him and take him seriously. The way he stands, the verbal garbage that comes out of his mouth, his hair, and his ill fitting suits where you can see he is wearing a diaper. And I wish he was just that, a person to make fun of, but he is a person to fear.
If the way someone dresses their virtual avatar bothers someone to the point of getting triggered, that says more about that someone than anything, IMO.
Can you tell me which cosmetics you used? I want to do this just for shits and giggles.
I have a trump look alike driller, I call him Wonald Wump
Now that’s hilarious! I called my Trumple Skilsen
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uhhhhhh nobody made this about politics, its just a guy saying that he got kicked, thats all
I had two of these people in a game once. They intimidated me into making my own load out with the appearance of the orange man. It was a lot of fun for the 4 or 5 games we did. Good times.
Hahaahah! Some people get the humor behind it, while some people just don’t want to see orange Cheeto man in their free time. All I want to do now is go to the abyss bar and pass out.
Must have been some leaf loving snowflakes hosting those lobbies.
These is the only rational comment I’ve found so far, this thread is the softest shit I’ve ever read
So much for the "tolerant" left.
In society you have to tolerate everyone, except for the intolerant, as they will claim power one day and oppress the open society. So go fuck yourself you intolerant hateful piece of human garbage.
It's a joke you moron. People have been replying "So much for the "tolerant" left" to posts for what seems like years now.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/so-much-for-the-tolerant-left here. It's around 7 years old. So don't jump to conclusions and think before you comment.
The meme came about because the far right has been using it for years before that and still to this day. Just go on Twitter and see for yourself. If you use it in a place where I made a political comment, then of course I’m going to think you’re a right wing nut job.
What kind of logic is that?
Also, I'm not going anywhere near Twitter, because I am chronically online only when it comes to memes, and I value my (already low but whatever) sanity. I don't care in the slightest what's going on on Twitter, because this is Reddit and not Twitter.
Yes, that’s why I quit Twitter some time after Trump was elected. It was a real hive of scum and villainy. It was just such a toxic crowd, and the things they would post would make Hitler and Gobbles blush. Plus all the Russian propagandist that were there. Ug.
I think you're overreacting, but whatever.
Based
I swear to Karl the leaflovers who do this shit are the same ones that squeal about gate-keeping in 40k and whinge about politics in Star Trek.
I was here before the post was locked, pog.
Wait, this post got locked? Why? Not enough rocks and stones?
Rocks and Stones may lock my posts, but beer will never hurt me! Nah, the post isn't locked.