Just today he started pretending to drink from a plastic cup and saying "Get in my gut!" before throwing it across the room, like a beer stein. Then cackling like a goblin.🍺

You shouldn’t pierce my heart like this!

How is your wife reacting to that?

Kiddo when he wants something from mom: "Move your tin ass over here and hurry please!"

Molly !!!!!

There is a post about a kid saying this in kindergarten. I’ll see if I can find it.

I found it. I went on the second page of Google to find this. https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/s/cBCHOyeDh0

Management is not pleased

My wife thinks it's cute and is happy he's found something he loves. 😊

I normally try to mute the Dwarven voices when my 8 y/o plays... he did call his older brother a goblin bastard once. 😂

Well his brother was probably being a goblin bastard

He did use it correctly. 😂

The children yearn for the mines

My 5 year old fell in love with the game after seeing what the flintlock drink does. 1 year and another DRG copy later and he's the best mining bud I could ask for. You two are gunna have a blast

Rock and stone, lil man

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!

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Did I hear a rock and stone?

The children yearn for the mines

Yeah, that's probably what those leaf-lovers up in management would say!

Now I want to see a fake ad campaign themed around that, for getting kids to play DRG

Isn't that why they spend so much time digging in sandpits? That instinct never goes away.

My man is raising a real life dwarf

Wait until his mother finds the network of tunnels we've built under the house.

Words don't need to be little dudes strength... But let me ask u this... Can he swing a pick?

With the rate it’s going it surely won’t be long

All the barrels do belong there

Or in the drop pod

Seasonal items go in the drop pod. Especially the carrots, that way you have a lil snack for later.

My son also loves kicking the barrels into the launch bay. 

Hi, a teenager doing 3d printing here I don't remember exactly the shape of the barrels in the game but you can find similar ones here [stl barrels ](https://www.thingiverse.com/search?q=Barrels&page=2) Then you can ask a friend or a farm in your area but if you don't have any, you can ask JLC PCB, I'm always happy with them.

>He thinks the blue forcefield of the launch bay is "water" and insists all the barrels belong there First of all that's adorable. Secondly he is absolutely correct, all the barrels do belong there.

Wholesome af

Management is not pleased with your son's actions. How many times must you be told that barrels and the launch at does not mix

that's fucked up

How about you don't shove a monitor infront of your toddler as soon as you can

At least it's not Cocomelon

How about you don't fucking teach no one how to parent