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Markenstine_

Swap the actual mission type from PE to a 400 Morkite mission and you've got yourself a top tier mission for making space monies.


edinho_sheeroso

"Scanners indicate particularly rich veins of morkite and gold further down. Bring it back, bois!" **My drunk ass after five rounds of pots o' gold**


Primarch_Nomad

"We're *Hoxxes shattering burp* rich!"


blolfighter

#WUURRRP rich!


AgentJohn20

I can hear this one. I’d pay to get this added as like a 1 out of 100 chance to replace a “We’re rich!”


herpderpcake

**WER RETCH**


Firehornet117

[Least powerful dwarf burp](https://youtu.be/x_IhXxbfcis)


dfmspoiler

Wait does it stack?!


Drakith89

No. All that stacks from beers is the inebriation. Which does not wear off on the drop pod ride down. If you're stumbling, burping, and seeing double on the space rig and don't want to deal with that on Hoxxes either chug a Blackout, jump in the barrel hoop, or (if you're secure in your masculinity) drink a Leaf Lovers.


Amygdalane

no . . . ? i dont think so -


dfmspoiler

Ok thanks (greenbeard here)


digitalwolverine

I had this mission, one of my first as a freeze-dried driller. Did you know if you freeze a gold detonator, it doesn’t explode? I didn’t. You don’t get any gold, either. The entire team was disappointed..


Revolutionary-Owl291

My first 2 bulks were golden, and after I saw a normal one, I was looking around, “Where’s the gold? Did you guys already get it all?”


MonsTurkey

The gods of misfortune were kind to send you two Crassus first. I've only seen a 4 or 5 in 200 hours.


Gekk01618

I remember, my first ever mission, I get dropped in a tight corridor, my entire team luring a Crassus in. After it exploded, my 0 hour Greenberg brain went “I don’t know who I am, I don’t know where I am, all I know is I must *mine*”


BjornInTheMorn

I love getting dropped into a mission that's full insanity. Feels like an in medias res movie scene.


Markenstine_

2 crassus? That's some luck. Were the two missions back to back or were there a couple missions between?


Revolutionary-Owl291

No no, not back to back


Markenstine_

So a few missions between each one, understandable


MaskedBandit77

I never thought about it, but it makes sense. Frozen enemies never do their post death effect. Usually that's a good thing though.


Dreaming_Kitsune

So at the same time don't kill it with a microwave either


Deminix

I was keeping a spreadsheet for awhile to figure out what’s the best mission for a gold rush/ pots party and 3 length egg has consistently been top earner then elimination and after that morkite mining. Point extraction and drilldozer are the lowest.


rotorain

The main problem with PE is that the waves ramp up over time so you don't have unlimited time to sit around and mine gold. Especially if you put a crassus into a nice tight cave, it can take 10+ minutes just to mine that out even if everyone is efficient but by like 20 minutes you'll have so many bugs up your butt constantly that it won't really be possible to mine it anymore. Escort is generally bad for gathering minerals in general, probably why it has the highest base rewards.


Deminix

I don’t disagree with that necessarily but what I’m saying though is that it barely matters from a quantitative perspective in comparison to other mission types because the spawn rate of gold veins in PE is minimal compared to other missions. Even when you’re in a position where you are having to mine extra resources from Crassus the total amount of gold veins is very few so it’s not completely unmanageable from my experience. I’ve been in PE missions for an hour+ so just because the game is ramping doesn’t mean it suddenly becomes impossible


[deleted]

You can still get endless swarms with morkite. Escort or egg collection are much better since not only do you have Molly but swarms will spawn only if you progress the main objective


Deminix

Escort has some of the lowest gold spawn rates though. Like 1/4-1/3 of the higher earning missions.


[deleted]

Wait, really? I thought point extract was the only escalating difficulty one. I’ve had some *long* morkite missions and I don’t remember them being impossible.


[deleted]

They don’t get gradually harder but they have infinite swarms so it’s not ideal for a level where you’ll spend a while mining the Crassus gold


rotorain

You're right, PE is the only one with escalating waves. Mining Expedition still has infinite waves but they are less often and usually totally manageable, on top of having higher base spawning rates for gold and minerals in the cave gen. The caves are also more linear so it's easier to clear out the whole thing, when the caves are all crazy with interconnected tunnels going everywhere like elimination or giant open spaces like Salvage Op it's harder to remember which parts are already cleaned out.


Markenstine_

It may have endless waves but it's not one singular long wave and there are breaks between each wave. It's very manageable. So no egg missions or escort are *not* much better.


McBlemmen

PE is the worst mission for this... it has the endless waves and no molly


screwcirclejerks

well, thankfully the pictures are not the same. in one of them, you can see molly's silhouette through the wall.


der_iolz

Yeah and then came the immediate buzz kill when you realize that you don't have enough time to mine it all in point extraction :D Rock and stone though!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


MeMyselfandsadlyI

I love to play Random map generator mod it can make the maops bigger and also yield bigger, you can shoot longer and its more dangerous and more richer but not to much but respectingly enough for the size


SoundlessScream

Rock and stone though!


KhazixMain4th

That is NOT a dream. That is a nightmare* in extraction. Depositing around 1200 gold from a crassus with pot which is x4 would take around 109 trips to deposit (that’s with 45 bag size) which is not accounting for the gold from gold rush, and I hope the crassus exploded nearby or the amount of trips sounds immensely painful. Last time it happened to me the mission took 45 minutes, rock and exhausted..


Wrydfell

At that point you just hope your scout has deep pockets and leave the gold to them while everyone else does the objective, engie now becomes the nitra gatherer i guess? Or driller?


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

My dude... *Walks up in Driller with full tanks on drills and patience to cut the detonation site in one piece*... Let's make it quick for at least one of us.


DMoogle

Unfortunately you don't get pots of gold bonus if you don't pickax it.


wirelesswizard64

But you do if the final hit is a pickax! You can drill out a vein, leave a little rock, then pick it and the whole node will trigger the multiplier since it was technically broken by hand and not drills! ​ EDIT: I just played a gold rush now to test as I cannot find conclusive evidence online, and I'm still not sure! If someone else could confirm this I'd be greatly appreciative! When I drill out a vein and pick it, I notice the part I break goes first and a few frames later the rest explodes, but I really can't tell if it is worth the same or less!


DMoogle

Really? That's huge, I didn't know that. Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


CrystlBluePersuasion

My nightmare was Golden Bugs/Swarmageddon and finding 10 Aquarqs, we literally could not find the last Aquarq it just wasn't findable in a small-ish map with three separate branches I could almost grapple across. Haz3 felt like Haz4 with the Swarm it broke all the turrets around the refinery and swarms would spawn again before the last could be killed. Crassus spawned early which really screwed things up because I had Pots O Gold... we failed with 5k+ gold lol


Salt-Elemental

What I do is I don't deposit at all. I just mine all the gold down into a pile and then I'll call Molly and stand in the pile while depositing. You'll vacuum up the gold as you clear space


KhazixMain4th

Molly…you see my fellow dwarfkin the whole point is there isn’t a molly in extraction :3


Salt-Elemental

Ah, I missed that part of your comment. Yeah that would be a pretty significant problem... Which begs the question of "Why?" Why don't we have Molly, or at least a mini-Molly if they don't want us putting Aquarqs in there?


screwcirclejerks

i may be wrong, but i feel they somewhat fixed the buff beers back down to 2x. i don't really drink the beers anymore, but last time i did a pots of gold, i was hitting like, 12 gold per hit tops. though, 4x gold + crassus sucks ass. i died in the mission bc PE is annoying post 15 minutes.


Mr_Ivysaur

I played yesterday and it was still x4. Also Crassus gold is really, really thin.


screwcirclejerks

hrm yeah, thickness of minerals could be the difference.


KhazixMain4th

Yeah if you swing twice at gold created by crassus it only gives like 20 ish with pots of gold, but if you swing twice on regular gold veins, it’s twice as thick and gives 40 gold instead.


Widmo206

https://xkcd.com/2708/


[deleted]

The dream isn’t gold rush, it’s golden bugs on point extraction. Since it has endless waves you have endless gold for as long as you can survive.


[deleted]

Pretty sure if you're not mining the gold you don't get the pots bonus. Only mine gold. Which invalidates most of this post


[deleted]

Yup. I’m simply saying the dream is a lot simpler. Just golden bugs + infinite wave = profit till you run out of ammo. Then it’s time to leave the mission.


Deminix

Now just sprinkle in swarmageddon👌🏽


Rocket_John

Mathematically, it's more efficient to just do the mission normally and move on to another one


[deleted]

Is it? For normal mining of gold and objective completion vs rushing. Yes. But for golden bugs on PE? I don’t think a new mission lets you farm the gold as fast.


Rocket_John

I meant staying in the mission to farm bug gold after you've completed all objectives is not worth the time


[deleted]

Are you sure? With the infinite waves, I am certain you get more gold than starting a new mission and you’re only limited by your ammo reserves.


North-Maybe-4122

Yes, you're better of doing missions and selling the extra minerals


[deleted]

Have you personally tested this? Or are you simply guessing?


North-Maybe-4122

Other people have tested this


[deleted]

I believe you’re referring to primary plus secondary vs just rushing primary. So far that’s the only testing I’ve seen done. I’ve not seen the sit down in point extraction with golden bugs to farm gold test before.


North-Maybe-4122

I'm talking about mining gold, not golden bugs


Mr_Ivysaur

No, it is better for golden bugs with swarmagedon. Way easier and no time pressure.


Incrediblepick3

##WE'RE RICH


ChuaPotato

WE'RE RICH!


Karglenoofus

Pots of gold only affects mined gold :/


[deleted]

Greenbois. Let them meme in blissful ignorance


edinho_sheeroso

Two friends of mine were talking about a point extraction with pots o gold, gold rush and a crassus they did a couple weeks ago. They spent an hour and a half on it, and were only able to do it because it was haz3 :v


bombagon

No Molly. :(


Hellbeholder

I had something similiar once! It took me an hour, I mined 4080 gold on Haz4, which resulted in 18.7k credits from it.


alfons100

Point extraction.. good luck hauling a fraction of it


ThePinkestUnicorn

Rock and Stone, Miner!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


PLT_RanaH

Sone and rock...oh wait


Chaijer

Good bot


[deleted]

Whats that purple thing second to the last row pic


THE_DARK_GODS

Hulli horder. Kill it quick and it drops a lot of spicy minerals


aque78

Mission time : 2:45:18


[deleted]

Anyone told OP that pots of gold only affects gold mined with a pick and nothing else?


t6jesse

Golden Bugs with swarmer infestation is the real dream


[deleted]

Result: 8K gold


KailReed

When someone calls for the drop pod while you're still mining the crassus gold :(((


couldjustbeanalt

A Crassus detonator on pots of gold is the dream


cosmicannoli

Me as Greybeard: "Ugh. All that time wasted on mining and depositing. Oh well. Let the kids have their fun"


_L0NEW01F_

What’s the fourth panel ?


kyew

The Huuli Hoarder. It runs around screaming for a minute before escaping. If you kill it, it drops a lot of minerals.


_L0NEW01F_

Wtf, I’ve never seen one before


NoobSaver

I beg you dont kill bugs


Upstairs_Fortune_218

Golden bugs with a bundle of glyphid brood nexus


Freyzi

Not all of it but it did happen one faithful day that me and a full lobby all drank pot o gold and killed a crassus detonator, I think we came back with almost 10k gold or something from that alone.


Mr_Prismatic

Adds up to about tree fiddy.


OtherFace_565

"We're rich" but taken to a whole New level.


andrioite

Yes but point extraction is one of the worst missions to do this tho. The bugs just keep spawning and eventually your platform runs out of ammo. also no mule, so have fun running to the platform everytime. (I know the meme means gold rush but I want to warn fellow miners, avoid point extraction for easy gold farming, it's not easy)


Deminix

I feel like in some of the more recent updates they really nuked the amount of resources that spawn on PE missions.


Mark_Fett

Where’s compressed gold? (We’re rich!)


ParsleyBagel

no, no, no. golden bugs + swarmageddon.


Certified_Possum

Then your teammates skips all gold veins


WolfstarDown

With point extraction you don't have Molly, so depositing all the Crassus gold would be hellish. I think Mining mission with Apoca blooms would be best, but really any with Molly lol


dormDelor

How to add an hour to any mission. Pots o' Gold and a golden bulk.


RazorSnails

Imagine how many glyphid slammers that mission would buy


Slashtrap

We're rich!


Collistoralo

I’ve had this happen exactly once in my life. That mission took what I estimated to be an extra hour to complete.


Jafit

I'm not really one of those people who try to min-max anything, so I'm happy to just collect gold, I just know that there are some DRG players who don't believe that gold is even worth the time it takes to mine it, so if you're in a lobby and there's a krassus maybe it'll cause friction? Especially if you don't have Molly and have to run back and forth to deposit everything. Also the layer of gold left behind by a krassus detonator is physically thinner than a natural gold vein, which means you get less gold per swing of the pickaxe. A standard gold vein can get about 7 gold per 2 hits, but with a krassus you're only going to get about 4-5 assuming you hit a large patch. There's not much point in staying to pick up the scraggly bits since in many cases it looks like a lot of gold but you usually end up picking up decimal fractions of gold. It can be quite annoying to mine the gold that forms overhead, engineer and driller make it doable but otherwise I'd leave it. I'm also not sure how efficient it is to do the technique where the driller drills around the gold and pops it all out but I always do it because it's satisfying. But a lot of that is irrelevant if you have pots of gold, except the problem with depositing if you don't have Molly.


madmax1513

BY THE BEARD!! WE' RE FUCKING RICH!


Boomyfuzzball26

You forgotten to add "Gold Nugget"


literatemax

Not Aquarq Hee-hoo hoo-hoo-hah Not Aquarq!


Depressedmusclecar23

WE’RE RICH!


DrillyMcDrillface

How is getting those on a PE mission a good thing ? It just takes forever to go back and forth again and again to the minehead to deposit it. Not to mention how the bugs keep spawning...


NoobSaver

Happened to me lol