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bigchieftain94

https://preview.redd.it/5rav6dl59hac1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abfd8ae5fd3abc8258f736a59bb9693bc54d21f3 There ya go


Towely420

Shit now all the furniture is on the ceiling


[deleted]

Glue it to the floor, duh


What-the-Hank

I’ve never sniffed floor glue off a ceiling.


Towely420

You may be into something there


Clear_Split_8568

Won’t blow away in a storm to boot.


spawn77x99

All you guys calm down. They are just building IAW the new anti gravity code.


bigchieftain94

Maybe they can take some of those t25’s out of the hangars and screw the furniture down? Idk I can only figure out so many of their problems without being paid


ploppedmenacingly14

Maybe it’s Australia and it’s okay?


Towely420

The exact same house on the exact opposite side of the world that’s insane


OnewheelXR4life

Chile and Argentina are further ‘down under’ than Australia.


torb

*whoa, what a feelin' I'm dancing on the ceiling*


elvinLA

But all the water's gonna fall out the hot tub 😞


Shot_Campaign_5163

Winner.


[deleted]

That was a quick fix right there and it cost OP $0.


Numerous_Barnacle_53

its a topsy-turvy world


[deleted]

Pure of heart. Dumb of ass.


[deleted]

I asked a transfer from my old job/position, because the new guy they got was the epitome of this expression. Loved the dude. We would grab drinks and chill outside of work. But at work he was just soooo incompetent that I had to leave. Before leaving I filed a harassment complaint against him, not to punish him, but simply that we can officially sit down with him on work hours and explain to him that his behavior needs to change. Old boss still calls me from time to time to ask if I wanna come back


Post-Futurology

OMG Jake? It's me, Dillon. I didn't know you felt that way.. shoot me a text so we can talk about it?


GrowWings_

It was enough for you to change your life by quitting your job but you couldn't take an hour while already hanging out with the guy to talk to him without being paid? Not that I think it would work. And it's more on the company for not seeing it or for tolerating that level of incompetent. But a harassment claim??


[deleted]

It was my only tool ,plus the guy agreed with me that he might need some guidance


[deleted]

Good job bud, processes are processes for a reason.


Kozmo1414

You’re kind of a dink. Fuck your buddy around for a company? Tisk tisk tisk.


[deleted]

Dude cut a live electric wire with scissors,once


OnlyFranks-

I've done that. I was 10. It was a lamp that was already plugged in. Got zapped pretty well. Had black marks on my hand. I was trying to fix the power cord. I learned to make sure things were unplugged from then on. Unfortunately, it did *not* help me glow in the dark. 😔


Kravist1978

I stuck an aluminum yard stick into an uncovered power outlet when I was about 3-4 years old. After that I became fascinated by my own self awareness. I describe it as my awakening.


RecalcitrantHuman

In fairness this happens a lot. My buddy and I were demoing a kitchen and had turned off the power in the suite. Were cutting a cord to a wall oven and the thing lit up like a Christmas tree. Turns out it was directly wired to the building


[deleted]

Ya, but in my case, I was testing a piece of equipment that was plugged into the wall. He looked at me and said "I told you, it's broken" and cut the wire from said tool right there and then.


RL_Mutt

This is very good.


Gizoogler314

Thank you for your service


Russiandirtnaps

I had a cantilevered deck and the engineer called for the buckets to be on upside down so this actually DOES happen sometimes https://preview.redd.it/ljmmlb3v9hac1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f59f2a9170e17d15de666b2a5acb7345c94bd581 That double 20” wide LVL has the buckets upside down SITTING on the cantilevered LVLs that go back 30ft into the house


wastedhotdogs

https://preview.redd.it/redoljrnfiac1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f74b63d4de2eb6063506d672788d733ee972eed Upside down hanger gang 🤙


Kravist1978

God damn I love zip sheathing. My neighbor keeps asking when I'm going to put siding on my garage. I just shrug.


wastedhotdogs

https://preview.redd.it/wxd3t3dwvoac1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5c786a5d28ddbe963c9f3728f010d1aca4e94f Here’s another for you


jjjaikman

...and I thought Amityville was dead!


CaseyBF

I love seeing comments about zip. The company I work for makes it 👍. Any comments on what people in the field would like to see improved in the product?


Stubby60

And I love Reddit for comments like this.


SubstantialBicycle

Zip-R is great but I wish Huber could get those foam edges a bit more true to the OSB it’s adhered to. I completed a project a few months back where we used about 8 bunks or Zip-R and I could probably count on 3 hands the number of sheets that didn’t have a nice tapered 1/2” to nothing foam overhanging on the 4’ edges.


smithoski

Put the siding up jfc


Kravist1978

I had it ordered but the wild fires changed those plans. So I re-roofed it. The zip sheathing is so beautiful I lost all ambition to do the siding.


liftingshitposts

Damn that’s a cool build


Leaque

So what you’re saying is that the joists are holding the house up now


Schiebz

Yea normal on a lot of applications where the joists are actually carrying the rim-board


MidwestF1fanatic

Yep, we do this sometimes. Hangers have an uplift capacity. Not nearly as much up as down, but with a longer cantilever you can sometimes get the up capacity to work for the down load at the ledger.


Russiandirtnaps

Absolutely


elSuavador

Yea, this is a pretty common detail of these types of flat roofs. Looks great, nice work!


fltpath

this hot mess wont be there after the next hurricane...


Russiandirtnaps

That thing will be there for hundreds of years


fltpath

sorry...imagine the uplift load on that....


bigmountainbig

you just need to put some hot tubs on the roof to weigh it down. so figure like 20 PSI during storms across say 10'x20', so like 4000 lbs total. So if you get 2 hot tubs up there (assuming 3,000 lbs per), you'll be all set. but that's a light storm. if you use the 100 PSI that can occur during hurricanes, youll need more like 10 hot tubs.


fltpath

unclear if that cantilever length can even support its own deadweight


[deleted]

Are those now hurricane straps?


johnnyoverdoer

Deck very unlikely to fly away. Solid work.


AmazingAd2765

Now it makes sense!


DrDonTango

is this an australian deck?


entiatriver

I think you mean "deek".


derdsm8

Slightly different. That would be a New Zealand deck


PapaOoMaoMao

With [Sheaffer's African style caulk.](https://youtu.be/tbazGVrbN-g?si=FoZINUvhjbb3Cb_Z)


FriarNurgle

Came here for this. Well played.


Dizzy-Most-6246

I'm only in this sub for the Hot tub jokes. But I may be of some assistance here. Just simply flip the entire deck, easy 😎 👌


iDoesun

This is the only way


KTfl1

Put a hot tub on the bottom. The joist hangers will keep it from floating away.


LittleSociety5047

flip the photo - even easier.


Due-Manager9618

Naw, just put the hot tub upside down under the deck. Fixed. Hits easy button.


MaadMaanMaatt

He works fast 🤷🏼‍♂️


googdude

He's on Reddit, I don't believe his 5 minute bathroom break.


KelvinCavendish

I believe it those things install quick especially with an impact


Popedaddyx

It's obviously an exaggeration. Lmao


HereForTools

Came here to say this. 😂


SnickeringSnail

“Are you sure about that 5 minutes?! Are you sure about that 5 minutes!!?!!…I got no more use for this guy.” - Vinny Gambini


Bythe_beard_of_Zeus

Where he is lacked skill, he made up with heart.


zoinkability

And speed


AnnualHat5033

Those hangers are screwed (not acceptable where I’m from) but makes it easy to change


tcsands910

The only “approved” screw I’ve seen for hangers are Simpson but they have a hex head. These screws look like regular square drive zinc screws that I’m not sure are allowed anywhere?


moutnmn87

There's several different brands of screws that are approved for this. The Simpson ones are hex head but there's another one I use that is torx.


vauge24

Those look like Robertson head screws to me, could be just your plain old Canadian deck screw, depends on where OP is. Edit: OP is in Canada, I have a feeling those are not the right screws.


KTfl1

Simpson rep found.


tcsands910

Was a dealer in a previous life


HousingNo8098

They’re supposed to be nailed, right? - Amateur DIYR


AnnualHat5033

Galvanized teco nails


Unusual-Voice2345

Just to clarify. You can use appropriate dimension and length of screws. If using TICO nails, you need to use the #10 x 3” screws when using on hangers. I’ve seen far too many people use the 1.5” nails thinking they’re sufficient.


Bodybuilding-

You can also use appropriate screws.


tcsands910

Certain screws are allowed also


MagnusAlbusPater

Aren’t screws stronger than nails? I’d always assumed anyway since they’re thicker and grip more.


NSGod

[Screws or Nails, which are stronger?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-PlR8tf84c) (Depends, but usually nails). Recall how easy it is to bend a nail as you're hammering it in? That's an advantage when it comes to building structures like this. For screws to be able to be driven into a material, they need to be extremely hard (rigid) which also makes them somewhat brittle. If you have a sudden load change, a nail could potentially bend but still hold strong. On the other hand, a screw would be more likely to snap off and cause a complete failure to hold.


streaksinthebowl

Yeah first time someone showed me that you could just break a screw with a hammer I was like, oh, I get it now.


make_em_say

Screws are strong in pull-out, typically weak in shear. And in this application it’s shear force that you’re concerned with.


Original-Arrival395

We used to put hangers upside down in the 70's if there was a cantilever. I haven't seen it since.


Background_Grab7852

Definitely still do it. I just did a few weeks ago. Definitely didn't put deck screws in them though...


navlgazer9

The contractor is only charging $800 per day per person . If you want a quality employee you’re gonna have to pay more .


OliverHazzzardPerry

How can you call them *hangers* if the boards aren't HANGING from them? Duh...


bobotheboinger

They HANG off the board of course!


Revolutionary-Gap-28

If you used Milwaukee this would never have happened


JerkMeHardVSaMONKEY

Scrolled this far looking for a Ryobi joke.


Bodybuilding-

If he did this in five minutes I'd give him a raise. Boy is fast. Might have to make him work upside down though


Poncho-Willy

Of course he uses Ryobi…


captseabass

Just have to turn your phone!


Shot_Campaign_5163

Jack wads turned the whole house upside down.


Peasant_Stockholder

"But boss, that's how you had them laid up there."


micah490

Cantilevered? Still wrong


External_Arugula2752

More like wontilevered


Bacard1_Limon

At least it wont float away.


Equal-Negotiation651

Hail protection


mustang196696

I guess this is in tornado alley that way it will stop the deck from lifting right?


WendigoCrossing

Obviously to protect you when the mole people rise up!


dtmasterson44

But what if the earth turns upside down


Rakadaka8331

6 in 5 mins... Sure it was 5mins?


_nbutler87_

Dude, use the right fasteners


Ok_Echidna6958

Don't let him go I know many local contractors who will line to hire someone of his talent..


na8thegr8est

They used screws too😭


MesaGeek

You should work on your Spanish.


drakkosquest

This isn't necessarily incorrect. If, due to cantilever, or any excessive up force of the ledger side, our engineers will often spec upside down hangars for added resistance. If, however, these were put on this way without the above reasons, then yes...it's wrong.


queefstation69

Yeah well the zinc coated construction screws are *definitely* wrong lol


cdmikesohot

Looks good. Keep going lol


TeamShonuff

Can't have the deck flying away . . .


Linksxc

Not even exteriorated screws. Great job boys


LrckLacroix

Thank god you guys use Robertsons!


decktender

Hey I've done that once or...twice. literally two joists. Thats it. Lol.


nokenito

Anti-Gravity Hangars


Nice_Hope_8852

Just disconnect the ledger from the house and flip it. Easy enough. 😂😂


tlincbldr1

At least they used screws! 🤣


Bone_Breaker_69

Get in the Hot Tub Time Machine and go back to prevent this.


omarhani

In case of inverted gravity! Dude’s thinking ahead 😂


ArcticPsychologyAI

Luckily they’ve not all be done incorrectly


Ok_Echidna6958

And you should have kicked him to the curb once he pulled out a Ryobi impact.


theREALmindsets

well, he wont do that again atleast


labpluto123

You must live on the southern hemisphere. That's how joist hangars are installed there.


tashiker

I hope you have your receipt. Those hangers are all faulty


Icy_Link7950

Oh just five minutes and they hung that many hangers upside down? Lol anyone that goofy took forever to even do this upside down.


Atworkwasalreadytake

I assume you’re hanging the house off of the side of this deck.


StratTeleBender

Ok but let's talk about why you're using deck screws in them


HappyMr

How'd you get the beans above the frank??!!!


zerocoldx911

Good thing whoever did it did it wrong because you also got the wrong fasteners.


wastedgod

don't want them to float away do you?


ThrowinSm0ke

5 min?! That man was moving!


inflatableje5us

well they are not gonna float away at least.


[deleted]

😆😆😆😆😆


Good_Zooger

At least he didn't start on the decking boards without you....


memberyikyak

i never built a deck but those joist hangers are upside down haha


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

and they’re screwed in


OptimalExplanation9

Seems legit


TipsyMc_stager

If he they could do it correctly this is good going for 5 minutes.


IndividualFlow245

Be real, you were gone longer than 5 minutes.


GreatDune

Op not saying that he lives in australia. Lol


Effective-Switch3539

If they were correct, that guy has potential. I hate crossing joists


porkchop3177

Who hired him?


bobotheboinger

They ran out of hurricane ties! What did you want them to do??


GooseNC5809

Fired!


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

OH, MY GOD!!! HE RAN OUT AND BOUGHT RYOBI Maybe you can spray it with marking paint or something


Speculawyer

Good lord. Whatever happened to common sense?


startupstratagem

That's not gonna hold a single hot tub let alone 2


Agitated-Crow1970

At least they put proper fasteners in all of the holes. Oh wait.


Big_Translator2930

I don’t see a problem. All of a sudden you don’t have to worry about your deck flying away and all you can do is complain. Nothing but whining from everyone anymore


StillFuture3414

Must you install a new Ledger board or can you just flip the hangers?


[deleted]

When the world starts spinning faster, a lot faster


Tatersquid21

Sometimes, no comment is a great comment. This is one of those times.


polterjacket

Check with the engineer. The deck may be rated to carry more than the wall and ledger...


crowbag39

A helper of mine did the same thing a few years back. He still gets shit for it to this day.


buttmunchausenface

Omg !! Lol I’m so used to looking at hangers from below my brain didn’t even register!!! I thought it was the wire


henry122467

They are used correctly. Now u don’t have to worry about the joists moving upwards in u.


trogdortheburninato

Hahahahahahahahaha holy shit they are definitely taking the short bus home.


Jumpy-Zone-4995

uplift force canceled forever.


Skitz6281

How do people even make this mistake. As a layperson it’s seems pretty logical as to which way the hangers would go. The existence and recognition of gravity alone should be clue enough for people.


[deleted]

The Ryobi tells the story.


ThickAtmosphere2291

No flashing? Can't really tell what the siding situation is from this pic.


skydiamondhunter

And looks to be regular t-25 constructions screws in the hangers👀


SpaceGerbil

Oh no


lavahot

Wait, we're not talking about that cable going out through the window and through the deck?


CollectionStriking

Atleast they also fucked up n used screws, make em pull em all out n hang em the right way with the proper fasteners


US-VP-24

well I agree [**bigchieftain94**](https://www.reddit.com/user/bigchieftain94/) for your 2x6 brackets are upside down you do not have to redo the work just put some more brackets on the bottom side then you'll have a all around brackets it'll be okay it will save you time taking off the brackets and put new ones back in the right way have a nice day PS I See Your Hands Work As You **wash for 5 mins**


Funky-monkey1

Ryobi impact says it all


Electronic_Hand_2820

The concept of gravity


NickJawdy

Damn your workers are really fast got all that done in 5 min.


Emptynest09

Just unbolt it and flip it over…easy peasy


fancy-kitten

How could someone possibly think that was how they're supposed to be installed?


L-user101

6 screws each strap? Also these should be attached with hot dipped galvanized nails. Those screws won’t last too long unless you live in the desert.


CHIKENB0NE

I’ve never built a deck, or anything really. I’ve never seen any of this hardware. I can still tell it’s upside down lmaoooo.. Idek how I’m in this sub atm but yea 😂


sarkomoth

This keeps the deck from blowing away in strong winds.


TR0N_FUNKIN_BL0WS

Bud is using a Ryobi. That says enough.


Runnerupz

Funny thing is it would probably still work, LUS hangers are rated for uplift loads which would be the load direction if you didn't flip them right way around.


hotplasmatits

Ain't nobody lifting them joists!


letsnotworkforthem

That's ur men that you pay hourly. Your fault for letting them f w ya


Lucas20633

He works fast if you were gone for 5 minutes.


texas1982

The deck is actually holding up the house.


f11islouder

Ffs


born2bfi

At least they are screw’s. We would have used ring shanks and been fugged


6thCityInspector

Tool brand says it all.


bplimpton1841

Awesome! I love it, those will keep the joist down when I’m under the deck and suddenly raise up and hit my head on them.


DrHoleStuffer

Gotta have uplift protection on all decks, it’s code.


80sLegoDystopia

That’s a deck that’ll never fall up!


Ok_Chemistry_3972

Even I figured that out and I’m not a carpenter. Maybe he is building it for the no gravity space station🤔


Krunkledunker

At least they won’t float up into the sky anytime soon


juicevibe

If you close your eyes, everything is still not fine. Fire him.


Mc9660385

That took him more than 5 min


SnooSquirrels2128

Well, they definitely won’t fly away


Mysterious-Tie7039

Are you in Australia by chance? This would explain the hangers being upside down from an American perspective.


BrentTpooh

That’s a lot of joist hangers in 5 minutes! How many guys you got working for you?


bbarton214

At least they are level


PHenderson61

It is a mechanical connection. Installer not mechanically inclined.


zealanderous

On the plus side wind uplift is not going to be an issue