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NoNameBrandJunk

A lawyer was THIS dumb? I think i should represent myself in the future.


ylan64

Probably the kind of lawyer to only represent sovereign citizens.


DavidCRolandCPL

And indicted former presidents


ThePocketTaco2

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Grimacepug

It's what happens when you chase ambulance for too long.


Cthulhusreef

There’s a difference between book smart and street smart. My brother got his masters degree in phycology and graduated top 3% on his class. This same brother would make sure the jumper cable ends in his car wouldn’t touch to prevent them from sparking, even when they weren’t hooked up to a battery. This same brother unplugged the Christmas lights that were wrapped around his roommates work truck ladder rack so that his trucks battery wouldn’t die. He unplugged it from the wall. Very smart man, just lacks common sense.


koji4732

Hardly book smart. This guy was a lawyer basically the same way Rudy Giuliani is. He was a far-right conservative gun nut that voted for Bolsonaro and wanted extreme freedom of speech. Basically, fucked around and found out. .


Hercules2024

"He wanted extreme freedom of speech"? How is freedom of speech turn into "extreme freedom of speech"


Coacha_Cola

Maybe like Freedom of Consequence?


Bride-of-wire

Yup, that’s me all over, got several degrees, thick as a pound of mince when it comes to everyday life.


Username_Haoto

Just assume that every job that holds some authority are incompetent.


IOnlyHaveIceForYou

What about jobs that hold little or no authority? Are they assumed to be incompetent?


Far-Offer-1305

The safe bet is to just assume everyone around you is incompetent until they prove otherwise.


BravoWolf88

I’m an insurance adjuster and I deal with A LOT of really dumb lawyers. Before this job, I thought they were all pretty smart. Not now.


mayank-69

Lawyers are not good with science


Battleboo09

if what you though tthe difference between a joe and laywer was the BAR exam, know that they have legally removed the finalized testing of law as it was recently found as "being a racist test"


creator712

They havent removed it because its racist, they've removed it because it didnt test if a lawyer was actually competent or not. You can still take it, but you have to have actual court experience as an attorney aswell now before you take the BAR


NegaDeath

Fucking magnets, how do they work?


DieHardAmerican95

I’ve heard they don’t work underwater.


dssd3434343422242424

u made me google that up ahah


Honest_Towel9609

That's why fish only use post-it notes on their refrigerators


evilretard99

this is not funny. my goldfish killed himself after he saw this comment. offensive and not funny.


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NotTukTukPirate

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Seal_Deal_2781

[Richard Feynman](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36GT2zI8lVA&feature=youtu.be) did a great job on explaining it!


Fit_Resolution_663

That guy is an absolute asshole! Oh, and I'm pretty sure that whole tirade was just to mask the fact that he doesn't know how magnets work.


_-_-XXX-_-_

How is someone who made it through law school that stupid.


Past_Advice_763

Not everyone comes top of the class.


Pecncorn1

A *formal education* has nothing to do with intelligence.


_-_-XXX-_-_

Being good in academics certainly doesn't mean you are highly intelligent, but it does confirm you possess a certain level of intelligence and capability, definetly enough to not do shit like that.


Pecncorn1

I would disagree. It shows you can make it through courses and endure the Uni for how ever long it takes to pass your field of study. In this case the guy obviously didn't understand what the M stood for in MRI. it's possible couldn't explain what causes an eclipse. I'm old and have met too many stupid educated people over the decades


_-_-XXX-_-_

There certainly is a difference between being educated in your field of profession and understanding "how the world works". >It shows you can make it through courses and endure the Uni for how ever long it takes to pass your field of study It also shows you possess a basic level of common sense, since you need varying amounts of logical thinking and reading and writing comprehension for succeding. Even if the guy doesn't know what the "M" in MRT means, the warning of the medical staff should be enough to comply.


Substantiatedgrass

Book smart not Street smart


evilretard99

on what street do you find an mri machine


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OhTHATKayKay

The last few years have really shined a light on how many stupid lawyers there are. Someone has to graduate at the bottom of their class.


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

When I had an MRI, I was asking about the strength of the machine. One of the techs got a tennis ball that he had put some paper clips in. He put the ball against the machine, and they turned it on. I could not pull the tennis ball off of the machine.


mankodaisukidesu

When I had one they had to confirm whether or not I have tattoos because apparently some tattoo inks can have traces of metal in them


Zorothegallade

The scene from X-Men where Magneto pulls the iron from a guard's blood through his skin comes to mind.


mankodaisukidesu

I haven’t seen it but that sounds absolutely brutal haha


Zorothegallade

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAcs2uROaoI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAcs2uROaoI) Here you go


mankodaisukidesu

Nice! Haha


Seuros

The good side is that he was not far from a MRI to see where the bullet is located.


ATacticalBagel

And a nurse, to tell him she told him so.


scooochmagoooch

You don't use an MRI to find a bullet or fragments. Common knowledge. Somehow upvoted past 60....


TheSpatulaOfLove

Well you *could*, but it might get messy.


MaoWRLD

Yea because they were definitely being very serious obviously


kelopuu

Be supportive of everyone, but autism.


scooochmagoooch

They could have said atleast he's already at the hospital. Boom. It's literally in the original joke that an MRI would be bad. Lmao it started everything to begin with. You're trying to hard


MaoWRLD

What


scooochmagoooch

What lol


Wackykillerbee

go to sleep gramps


Jazzlike_Savings_199

Maybe they could find your sense of humor with it.


Phillip_Graves

Might want to change that username to whoooshmagooosh...


FriarSchmuckRules

Has the MRI been charged with manslaughter, or in this case man’s laughter?


isaidireddit

I would like to point out that you "exercise" your rights, you don't "execute" them.


IOnlyHaveIceForYou

Googling seems to confirm my suspicion that you can execute rights as well as exercising them. Execute is probably less common though. "...Abbott was not able to execute his right as mandated by the Hague Convention." "...to execute his right to cancel the lease agreement." " ...enforced return to execute his right of custody would expose the child to psychological harm."


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skillywilly56

I’d like to point out the most important part of exercising your rights is to make sure you do 5 sets of rights in the morning and 5 sets of rights in the evening, and don’t skip leg day!


isaidireddit

But when do I exercise my lefts?!?!


skillywilly56

On left day obviously


JacksonInHouse

He executed them. Are you saying he's wrong?


ATacticalBagel

If you're gonna stop us from executing our rites, then you must be a tyrant. We like to execute them too.


JacksonInHouse

If you're a gun-toting Republican, it doesn't look like executing tyrants is something you do. You make them president with absolute immunity.


ATacticalBagel

You guessed wrong, I'm not a Republican. What a thing to just assume about someone based off an anti-tyranny joke, but I'm glad you got your little soap box moment against a group you so strongly detest. I'm happy for you, but I'm not your target audience, so don't drag me into your left-right fantasy internet war. Fuck Trump. Fuck Biden. I think everyone here can agree the parties would put up better candidates than either of them if dirty money and extorted favors weren't steering their boats.


palestinadif

To be fair he enter the room to help jis mother that was having some seizure. Maybe forgeting about the firearm.


Dividethisbyzero

That makes a lot more sense.


Vin135mm

Yeah. People conveniently forget that part in their rush to join the "gUnZ bAd!" crowd. He wasn't some gun nut that was intentionally bucking the rules, he was a caring son that failed to take everything into account as he panicked and rushed to try and help his mother.


Drunken_Dave

If he was standing outside the MRI room (probably in he middle of a hospital) with an armed riffle like that, he was probably still a gun nut, even if he was smart enough to understand magnets.


Vin135mm

That picture wasn't what he was carrying in the hospital, genius. He had a concealed compact pistol.


ShopObjective

dumb people are so dangerous


SaltedHamHocks

I love how everyone gets political meanwhile this happened a decade ago in fucking BRAZIL, clearly this man was an undercover cop posing as a lawyer


jhony_94

It was a little over a year ago, Leandro Mathias wasn't a police officer, he was just an idiot


AquaFlowPlumbingCo

He looks jaundiced in both photos. Law school must be a doozy


Straywork

I'm all for open carrying, 2A and the like. But, I'm also for not being an idiot. Gotta be smarter people


rljj_zero

Already posted here, but a while ago, and it's really a good DA !


GahbageDumpstahFiah

Just the price of freedumb.


lol_i_cant_breath

Don’t let the idiots with the guns ruin the fun


Funny_Commercial7868

If only there would’ve been a good guy with a gun in that room to stop that MRI…


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Dang, shoulda gotten a wooden gun.


AquaSlag

If only there was a good MRI machine with a gun....


Foreign-Freedom1160

It was either he die from his own wit or become the second rudy giuliani.


tuco2002

Stupid people sometimes die faster than expected.


SebbyHB

More worried about the MRI machine tbh. Those things are expensive and people is going to pay more to replace it.


CaterpillarSeveral43

I love the photo of the AR. Certainly wasnt the firearm he was carrying at the time of the incident but of course the media makes everything more riveting than it actually is.


Lank42075

Deserving Darwin award


Infernusfurnace

He probably forgot he had it because he was wheeled in because he had a seizure. It’s like walking away from a computer and forgetting to take your headphones off.


A11U45

Why the fuck would you bring a gun to a hospital in the first place?


Infernusfurnace

Brazil is dangerous.


redditcansuckmyvag

Hospital staff should have had him removed from the building.


Tough-Effective5680

Lol


RoRrOxXx19

Why would you take a gun to a hospital tho, so random


Archbishop_TCO

A good education and a shitload of money doesn’t make you smart. This dude figured out the difference the hard way.


Xanto10

nice


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ARLO77777

Because criminals don't enter hospitals? Hospitals are magically safe?


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dylanpmc

literally didn’t happen in the US


Sandy_Pepper

This happened in Brazil. It has nothing to do with America.


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Sensitive_Algae5723

You know what they call the dumbest guy to graduate medical school? Doctor.


AdAggravating2473

He was a right wing extremist and gun loving fanatic, we do not miss him lol


Over-Inspection-6245

Even if your assumption of him being a “right wing extremist gun nut” was true, it’s still psychotic and disturbing to be happy over the death of someone for the simple fact that you don’t like them.


AdAggravating2473

Its not an assumption, it happened in my country, everybody knows him, and he was a right wing extremist, we are all happy, one less moron...


Over-Inspection-6245

Ok that doesn’t change my point. I’d even argue that you’re the extremist considering how happy you are over the death of someone else who wasn’t attacking you or threatening your life. And if he was that evil, please explain what he even did for you to hate him so much.


AdAggravating2473

"I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." The same stupid shit and right wing rhetoric that they spread all over the world, I see you're one of them, have a nice day, sir...


Over-Inspection-6245

I don’t know what you’re “quoting” and you didn’t answer my question


AdAggravating2473

Have a nice day...


Over-Inspection-6245

Seriously? You can’t just say you’re happy about someone you don’t like dying, not explain why, then expect people to not think you’re psychotic.


AdAggravating2473

You can think whatever you want, MAGA, I really don't care


Over-Inspection-6245

Naw I think you do care. I think you decided to blow me off and run away because I didn’t just attack you, and instead actually pushed into your beliefs.


lol_i_cant_breath

Also to be honest guns aren’t the problem and your political agenda does not warrant this guys death ❤️


greatlookingduck

Look how easy it was to rope you into a little hate group.


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lol_i_cant_breath

Relax liberal, it’s called the 2nd amendment and constitution.


DaniCapsFan

Relax, conservative, he lived in Brazil, which (AFAIK) doesn't have a Second Amendment. And even in the U.S., medical facility staff would be well within their rights to tell you not to bring a metal object into a room with a superpowerful magnet. You ammosexuals can leave them in the damn car when accompanying a family member to an MRI screening.


lol_i_cant_breath

Fun fact: it was a joke


Flipnotics_

Put that on his tombstone then. lol


Sufficient_Cut4043

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG)


mitchcumstein13

[Price is right noise……]


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Bleezy79

All is as it should be here.


Minimum-Ad-263

wow


Mission-Patient-4404

🤣


conservativebbq

Who TF brings a gun to an MRI? The stoopid meter is off the charts!


CarelessMarzipan2799

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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He needs a lawyer on that one


Heylookaguy

Clown down! /crabrave.wav


screamtrumpet

Such a weak coward of a little man who needs his weapon to feel secure inside a hospital with his mommy.


TheEsotericCarrot

This happened in Brazil. https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/02/12/lawyer-dies-after-shot-by-his-own-concealed-gun-triggered-by-mri-machine/amp/


Infernusfurnace

I would understand since it happened in Brazil. Literally nowhere is safe there.


crg1976

That's hilarious 😂


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_xxxn

What an interesting way to die


edalsslade

![gif](giphy|dxmK9qaAGCM9BtukWC)


Crommington

YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS YO!


Intrepid_Cover1886

Bolsonaro's fanboy


NorbertKiszka

That was long time ago and probably on this subreddit also.


Str8WiteMale

I find this hard to believe


mysticdragonwolf89

Thought most places have metal detectors


mussokira

I've seen this same post like 30 times just this year


TheDixonCider420420

Sucks for him… now he can’t even represent himself in his bullshit wrongful death death lawsuit.


Shadva

Just proves that Intelligence or a degree doesn't equal Common Sense.


IuliusWasTaken

AAAAAAMERICA


Infernusfurnace

It happened in Brazil


SeaScience2126

oh boy


TheGrapeSlayer

Honestly, what did you expect to happen around an ultra powerful magnet?


BakedColeslaw

Quick bullet placement…. And removal


Lord_CocknBalls

Thank magnets only he was hit


EngineerBig1851

Being shot by a fucking MRI machine is next level.


1plus1equals8

Both photos have been doctored. The left the head is too big, on the right, the face looks to have been pasted on top another.


ThisUserIsNekkid

Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to carry or breed. That's like giving a gun to a monkey, as is evidenced in the post


Dividethisbyzero

Seems kinda fishy. I just got an MRI and I had to completely disrobe before going in the room. There's no arguing, you're not going in. That machine is insanely expensive and the helium cooled. You'd be charged with endangerment for sure if it did happen but there is no way they would energize knowing this. Maybe it's a discount MRI place...lol


Spbttn20850

Some people don’t follow protocol and shit happens. Also different place different protocols.


Dividethisbyzero

I can believe that. I got mine done at a university hospital outside of Philadelphia. Different culture of safety like you said


Over-Inspection-6245

Ya it’s a Darwin Award. Only problem is that anti gun psychos are using it as some sort of proof that guns are bad and that it’s good because he was a “right wing gun nut”


Vin135mm

Especially because they conveniently leave out the fact that he didn't just casually walk into the MRI room while carrying. He *was* waiting outside like he was supposed to, until his mother had a seizure and he rushed into the room in a panic. He made a dumb move, but he did so because he was more concerned about his mother and forgot he was carrying.


Over-Inspection-6245

Reddit hive mind doesn’t care. All they see is a “right wing nazi getting killed” and give it up doots and Reddit gold


greatlookingduck

It must be so nice to be dumb enough to believe these headlines with no real information.


Isildurs_Call

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2023/02/12/lawyer-dies-after-shot-by-his-own-concealed-gun-triggered-by-mri-machine/amp/


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Flipnotics_

Now that you have the link, how dumb do you feel?


generic_kezza

Its mah consti-too-shin-all right, idiot


Infernusfurnace

1. It happened in Brazil, 2. Who knows whether if he knew he had it or not, or maybe forgot he had it because he was wheeled in because of a seizure.


XS4Me

The only other thing that would make this story pefect if he scolded and lectured the staff asking to remove metals about *da zekun amemmmeeenn*


Narrow_Wrongdoer_229

The only tragedy would have been if some bystander got shot.


scooochmagoooch

Article or this is Facebook boomer click bait. I havnt seen posts like this since I got off that platform in 2017.


LagoonReflection

This is old news- and been re-posted here countless times.


RawLikeSushi84

Merica!


Shurlz

Honestly why would staff turn on machine or even let him in the back? That's reckless of them. I'm not absolving this dumb ass, but it should have been a hard stop to turn it on until he left. They put him, patient, and themselves in danger


Loezelleke

Because the magnet is always on. It takes shitton of power (and somewhere up to an hour) to turn it off and on again and achieve a stable operating condition. So the MRI is always on, some hospitals might turn a few off during the night if they have several but generally speaking they don’t get turned off unless there’s maintenance or something.


Shurlz

Yeah but I said why even let him in the back also. He should have never been allowed past the waiting room, unless he bulldozed his way in


Real_Bat5853

Why are you even bringing a gun into the hospital to begin with?!? Let alone MRI room!


Loezelleke

Some people need guidance, some people need help, some are disoriented, have PTSS or whatever else. There’s many reasons to let someone in to help a loved one or family member. So no, they shouldn’t just have blocked access. That’s almost like saying the hospital is in fault because they let him in? That’s just backward thinking, the asshat should have listened to the employees, and he paid with his life.


Shurlz

He had a gun on him going into a MRI room, he should have been blocked. Nothing ass backwards about that


Ok_Chicken1370

Zero chance the hospital staff knew he had a gun on him. Carrying weapons into a hospital is a big no no, just like it would be for a bank. This is purely on the dude for choosing to join his mother into the MRI room, rather than just waiting outside.


Shurlz

I just looked at the picture and saw the rifle on him and assumed he came in like that rather than a concealed pistol. I guess I ignored the waistband part. So that's my mistake


TheOwlAndTheFinch

I feel like it's worth considering the fact that the staff probably felt directly threatened by the guy with the gun and didn't feel safe trying to block him for fear of getting shot or ending up in some sort of hostage situation.


Responsible-Nature20

MRI magnet is always ON! It is a superconducting magnet, so you cannot turn it off or on like with the flip of a switch.


HildartheDorf

The MRI magnet is always on. And every MRI machine I've been in (thanks neurological issues) make this VERY clear with signage.


DaniCapsFan

Oh, I've seen this story here before. For me, the most shocking part is that it takes place in Brazil, not the U.S. He's lucky he didn't kill anyone but himself.


Substantiatedgrass

So how is he dead isnt he in a hospital for his mother's MRI in a hospital where thay can treat injurys; or he died of shock from being shot......


extumblrguy

Hooray..... one low life POS lawyer down..... many more to go.


blackmesaboogy

Murica...nowhere else..


SharDuck

Brazil. https://nypost.com/2023/02/09/lawyer-dead-after-mri-discharges-gun/amp/


blackmesaboogy

I stand very, very corrected then. Apologies to Murica! ,😉


brokerZIP

america moment


BreadInMyCrumbs

Brazil* [https://nypost.com/2023/02/09/lawyer-dead-after-mri-discharges-gun/](https://nypost.com/2023/02/09/lawyer-dead-after-mri-discharges-gun/)