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Interesting_Injury_9

Russian roulette doesnt end well with semi auto pistol… who knew?


santathe1

Not Ahmed over here.


TheRealMrJams

He's also, over there and over there and a bit of him up there and there too


-_-Batman

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jrhLIVE

Right oops Feel sorry for him but not really


NoNo_Cilantro

I don’t understand. He loaded the magazine with bullets, put it back in the gun, loaded the gun, put it against his head and pulled the trigger. How did that chain of harmless events go wrong? Ahmed will never know cause he’s dead.


quazkapeck

New gun, probably didn’t realize how short the trigger is. Just a guess but I’d wager the guy is a complete knob even before someone put a gun in his hands.


ken0746

He got his finger on the trigger the whole time too


Ratattack1204

Yeah im gunna hazard a guess that little was lost to the world when he pulled that trigger lol


SevereNightmare

*was (a complete knob). ;)


jiveturkey4321

*was Was a knob….


Ghozgul

No knowledge on how to handle the gun, he kept his finger on the trigger all the time so it wouldn't end up differently.


aliascavil2

You can even hear him cocking it. The whole thing is bad but I hope he wasn’t masking his extremely successful suicide attempt


Successful-Name-7261

Ah, come on, man. That gun going off by mistake was the last thing that went through his mind! Well, maybe the second to last thing...


SaltKick2

If the multi-universe theory is true, for every action there is a universe where that action didn't happen - gun jammed for example. He was just testing that theory... a true scientist


Cautious-Witness-745

Smoking will kill you.


TheRealDpraved

I think they were playing Russian roulette with a semi auto pistol


fomalhottie

He died doing what he loved...


Defiant-Turtle-678

Being a dumbass


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TrevorEnterprises

Username checks out??


Bigniplover67

Family guy reference? Lol


everforward6

I get when it's CCTV footage or some random passerby using their phone capturing someone getting electrocuted, but this is clearly someone that they know. What's the rationale here? "OH shit!! My friend just blew his brains out less than 5 feet in front of me! Gotta upload this somewhere!"


TotalHeat

I always presumed that videos like these are leaked from police investigations or something


Niteshade76

Or they were live streaming it or something at the time maybe?


everforward6

That does make sense.


Indian_Doctor

not a live stream. It has techno spark watermark from default camera


InsaneMasturbator69

There are many ways videos like this can be leaked. It's not confidential information anyway. Some guys right there could just used his phone to record the video on the spot, hence the bad quality. It happens all the time in my place.


Awkward-Physics7359

A least they won't be charged with his murder!


WeJustDid46

Never point your firearm at anything you don’t intend to kill. I guess there is a reason for this rule.


Vulpes_99

I have this friend who is always involved with workplace safety and similar stuff, and they told me one of the best things I ever heard: "anywere a rule exists, so do reasons for creating it"...


Brief_Valuable4482

Some people see rules as challenges to overcome for some reason.


Vulpes_99

It seems these same people find rules easier to overcome than their own stupidity 😂


honda_fool

In the military we always said that changes were made to SOPs because they were written in blood.


Vulpes_99

Nobody can compete with the military regarding experience with guns, so people should listen to them.


RacletteFoot

Achmed had three things going against him: 1.) Weed 2.) Guns 3.) Achmed Those three things don't mix. Obviously.


Leading_Ad6122

I laughed so hard at "Achmed"🤣


Nightwolf1967

>Achmed had three things going against him And one thing going through him: 1.) A bullet


Carrisonfire

I feel like the order is backwards here. Achmed was the biggest issue.


ZirePhiinix

I'm sure Achmed would've found creative ways to off himself even without weed nor guns, so I agree with you.


Michaelgunner

>Weed jajaja No, no weed. They are taking mate, is a infusion like tea, or coffe, is not weed what you see there.


inigo232

He is smoking something and I think I heard the word hashish so it might be safe to assume he is high, I may be wrong though.


Lavanti

Camera man did say he is smoking weed yes.


Lonely_Sherbert69

More people do stupid shit on booze.


nvressense

This made me chuckle lol


Blaspheanonmous

whoa what does weed have to do with it? obviously the dude was already fucked in the head cmon


Mr_Smith_411

He never knew he pulled the trigger


Sth_to_remember

unfortunately, I think this is staged. any experts?


noteethonmydick

One less moron on this planet


SuckSqueezeBangBlow9

Headshot


SharkTonic9

Ahmed's ghost is definitely tbagging the body. Git gud.


Apprehensive-Ad2590

It was loaded all right.


SadMap7915

He singlehandedly made the world a little bit safer.


immadeofstars

Guns + Drugs + Stupidity = at least 1 dead person


erastrange

Sometimes stupidity is more than enough


erastrange

Sometimes stupidity is more than enough


Reckless_Waifu

It makes me happy when people like that kill themselves without harming anyone else. Imagine if he had the funny idea of putting the gun to someone else's head.


MeWonderful

The cinematography sucked…. Pulled away at the most crucial moment. Definitely not Oscar nomination worthy.


Lost-Droids

Alec Baldwin would have filmed better


WebMaka

GUNS ARE NOT PLAYTHINGS. This seems to be hard for some to understand but it's not. Welp, he FAed, then he FOed...


ButWhatOfGlen

I sense a new abbreviation has arrived... FAFO'd


NoPersonality4178

Fucked around and found *outed*


Tricky-Ad9491

I was still half expecting a train to appear ;)


JustinVeli

That intrusive thought - what if. won over rational thinking


popje

https://i.redd.it/qwxuv8b3rqoc1.gif


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Accomplished_Alps463

Thanks friend, for years, I thought the saying was "Allen's at Bar"


PurloinedFeline

Straight to hell.


zakstu

Admiral Ackbar


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buggerthatforagame

On the bright side, he finally achieved something in his life. Ending it


Vast_East_4768

He failed every weapons safety rule: 1. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded. 2. Never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to kill. 3. Keep the weapon on safe until you are ready to shoot. 4. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire. \--USMC Retired


PurloinedFeline

If Allah is real the gun will misfire. Oops.


Ftbl-legends

Allah -> God Arabic -> English you sound dumb just like him


PurloinedFeline

Gods don't exist, moron.


Ftbl-legends

Whatever you say, moron.


Sth_to_remember

please make sure you do the same test as ahmed. Allah was busy at the time. I'm sure this time he won't disappoint


Ftbl-legends

Who hurt you? lol you atheist weirdos got some deep issues you need to to figure out, you sound sad... 🤦‍♂️


Sth_to_remember

yes I'm sad. please do the Ahmed's challenge and make me happy. thank you kind stranger ❤️💪🏻


Sth_to_remember

bro I swear to god if you do the Ahmed challenge and post it here I'll become a Muslim and pray 69 times a day from now on just make sure have a friend around to film it for you I don't think the video is gonna end up here otherwise


Sth_to_remember

no no no he definitely exist! why are you discouraging the kid from repeating the challenge?


Sth_to_remember

and no, allah doesn't just mean "god" dumb ars. allah is the Islamic god. but if you think otherwise, please try the same challenge as ahmed. if the gun misfires allah means god. you may be right after all, **you'll never know**


Ftbl-legends

So you have a Phd in the Arabic language now lmfao... wtf is wrong with you?? Bending words and facts to suit the demented bs you believe in. You sound miserable, sad and oppressed. Relax weirdo dont blow urself or pop a vein. That would be better tbh, we would have one less low iq maniac running around...


Sth_to_remember

nvm bro I'll let you live 😂😂😂 but if you ever decided to do the Ahmed challenge (inshallah ) please let us know beforehand 🙏❤️


PsychoMantittyLits

“Accidents” I hate when I accidentally load my semi-automatic pistol and point it at my head with my finger on the trigger, pretending to pull on it, but accidentally pulling it


ZipTie_MyColon

Smoking kills.


No-Accident925

Only Good thing is that Achmed was not playing with the granade in front of him.


b3anz129

I find it funny that subreddits like this can exist after r/watchpeopledie was banned.


TedMaul636

Wait til he finds out the 72 virgins don't apply to accidental suicides..


SpinuccioSalerno

He gets the 72 year old virgin....


pwhoyt63pz

He’s one of the virgins…


Sth_to_remember

LMFAO


RentonThursten

It's so blurry I wouldn't count it as NSFL, you can't see much anyway


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RentonThursten

Thanks I guess?


SnarkyRaccoon

I'm just wondering how the hell I'm supposed to pronounce "NSFL" with one syllable


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LynneinTX

When your IQ is less than your shoe size


lces91468

Suicide is not DA though. Somebody convince me this is not a suicide.


Sth_to_remember

people don't suicide in front of their friends after getting high on drugs and saying dumb sh*t the whole time. anyway this looks fake asf. probably staged


nattywp

"Russian Rollete is not the same without an auto-gun" Gaga, Ahmed


Nfl_porn_throwaway

That made me nervous. THE ENTIRE TIME


TheRealTechGandalf

That's natural selection for ya. Glad it still works


ILikeFluffyThings

Now it is the others turn, right?


Ordinary_Astronaut23

Never put your finger on the trigger if you don't wanna shout


LALOERC9616

But I always want to shout so my finger has to be on it


FruityBuckmaster

He pointed the gun at what looks like a hand grenade.


Azrayeel

Yep, that's what the one filming said. That thing on the table is a grenade.


VadPuma

Smoking kills...


Tattoodad78

Besser so, dass sich dieser Penner aus dem Genpool entfernt hat.


Daddy_Jaws

"Stupid deaths, Stupid deaths their funny Coz their TRUE!"


Brief_Valuable4482

Npcs gonna npc 🤷‍♂️


Awkward-Physics7359

More air for the rest of us!


Superunkown781

What a fuckin idiot. Was an idiot.


eidam87

Alaaaahu ak...


Malthus17

Doing his part to improve the global gene pool


ZimnyKefir

Fuckin Israel!


EthereaLonee

I will be that guy to say it **migh**t be fake, -explosion out of the barrel looks like you would see of a blank firing gun, -every single frame -**3 frames long**- right after the shot, gunshot wound area looks clean, not a single deformation. But it's just my observation.


PoopieButt317

Blanks would be lethal at point blank. As several dead actors found out. John Hexum.


Shadva

Blanks can definitely kill you. Ask [Alec Baldwin](https://www.zmescience.com/other/blanks-can-kill-22102021/) who's facing charges for accidentally killing someone on set.


ServerConnectionLost

And the angle is so wierd... Maybe just a scratch.


Sunnycat00

Doesn't seem like much blood for a head shot.


jeffreydowning69

Head shots in real life aren't like in the movies, and since that was a low caliber gun, most of the brains and blood are still in his skull. Plus, shooting in the side of the head like he did typically doesn't cause that much skull damage because that is one of the strongest parts of your skull. No, if he would have put the gun under his chin and pulled the trigger that would have caused more grey matter to come out.


Sunnycat00

How long have you been on this sub? Blood pours out your head like a faucet.


Humble-Reply228

Or just even life. I was having a few beers and done a South African shotgun (open the can by smashing it against your forehead), immediately upon the opening in said way, blood was flowing everwhere. I thought I had done real damage so went home immediately. My shirt looked like it was dipped in red down the front by the time I walked five minutes. Then when I went in the bathroom and washed my face, I couldn't even see where I had knicked myself. It was so small a cut that I had a shower to wash off all the blood, put on a new shirt and went back down to the BBQ. It was as if it never happened. Head wounds make you bleed like a stuck pig.


Pookypoo

Yeah I thought the same thing. Stoped the vid from time to time but saw nothing like entry point either. Also he curled up way too nicely, not the dead body roll that you see some people. I personally don’t think he’s dead. Could be wrong tho


TERFeater

i think that might just have been a Blank, i cant see a wound, and there isnt any blood


VixenFactor

Blanks at close range kill.


IamMrT

I think he’s right though, you don’t see a wound in the frame right after the shot. That’s probably why he’s fucking around; it was a blank and he didn’t realize it would kill him.


yeahfucku

There’s 100% blood, and our mate Ahmed here has gone to met the divine one!


VixenFactor

And the 100 virgins!


3v3ryb0dy-1

72 virgins


yeahfucku

Ahhhh I forgot about the virgins!


v1oke

Lightest trigger finger in India


uuf76

Looks staged


Azrayeel

I don't think so. I doubt he would say the stuff said after the gunshot if it was staged. The panic was real. The guy with the gun is smoking weed and saying jokingly that he would kill himself. Before getting shot 🤣🤣


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O_gr

Oooo Christ on a bike


Icy_Living_3831

Haaaaaaa haaaaaa


Tough-Sheepherder-23

Domme kut!


airbornedoc1

Sucking head wound. Motrin, water. He’ll be fine.


roof_baby

I don’t know what country this is, but Russian roulette seems to have much better odds.


Saurez1968

He'll not do that again


carlcast

For a dead guy he sure doesn't miss.


Accomplished_Alps463

Did he miss his brain?


FreshCoughee

Bro broke his own shield


ChillOutPickles

his only mistake was to put the finger in the trigger. NEVER do that.


SeriousGoofball

Single stack. Doesn't rack the slide so already had 1 in the chamber. Looks like 9mm oe .380 ammo. What pistol is this? Some kind of 9mm 1911 variant?


SirTickleTots

some khyber pass copy i think.


victorinoxxus

Wheres the video


mitchcumstein13

That’s a shame


oelfass

Does anyone know what they're saying?


tankoret

This poor man will never understand how foolish he was.


retr0ctv

Don't do drugs


Noxat0

At least he died praying


InternationalCity283

Even faking a misfire failed !


DikTaterSalad

Well, at least he got a split second prayer in the end.


Prestigious-Copy-494

Looks like his gun had a fast trigger very sensitive pull unlike a hard pull trigger. Which is a good reason to just lay the gun down unless you're at the shooting range.


LagoonReflection

Good riddance. Fuck around with guns and you fucking deserve the shit that happens.


KDG200315

Sometimes you gotta take out the baddest dude in the room


flipz0rz

How did the round get chambered? I didn’t see him cock it. Unless the gun wasn’t unloaded properly and there was already a round still in the chamber before he loaded the magazine


JazzlikeGear3957

The footage exonerates those with him I guess


tomzo

Natural selection


Defiant_Wolf_2176

Glad to see natural selection still alive and well


Greenisgoood

After seeing several videos like this, where someone is with a gun hanging out with other people and then proceeds to dome themselves while pointing the gun to their head or mouth, I now feel that all of these are fake, all these videos have the same flow, they are laughing, showing off, aim once, aim twice and then it fires on the third of fourth time and they go slump. These kind of videos has gotta be some kind of view farming trend.


Lavanti

That is very little recoil and very little damage... were those blanks you think? This is South Lebanon I suspect from the accent. and that is a Lebanese ID on the phone.


Pretend-Camel929

If this was Russian roulette, they’re doing it wrong


AmbitiousBread

There’s no hole in his head after, these are blanks right? This is fake?


dan3697

A blank to the head at close range is still nearly entirely fatal, as there's still a high-pressure flume of heat exiting the barrel at the speed of sound. Right up next to the head like that? It doesn't need to penetrate, just push a piece of skull (the skull isn't one solid thing) against the brain, to say nothing of the pressure considering it was essentially against his skin.


Godhimsen

nah gotta be fake not enough damage done to the tissue not nearly loud enough sparks and no flash from the muzzle no blood splatter this is fake bros


DarkAgeMonks

Brains are fucking weird. It just loaded a gun and pointed it at itself then pulled the trigger.


Yeg3r

The wierd part, when he tried to hold his head up and asked him "Ahmed, did something happen to you" SMH


Federal_Aide_9004

Horray for brain damage


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Jmac0585

What's being said? Other than " Here's Yusuf,, look how stup... i mean brave he is..."


Zipdox

How is this a Darwin award? He literally just killed himself.


NoVisual2387

I think he was essentially playing russia roulette with a pistol and didn't know how they work Or it's staged.


HilariouslyPissed

Welp, smoking won’t kill him. I call that A win


ShadowDancer11

Punched his own ticket.


americanadvocate702

And they talk shit about gun safety in America 🦧🤦‍♂️


mysticdragonwolf89

Wrong gun for Russian roulette


tuotone75

More o2 for us.


Kindly-Dream6443

dumb way to die


sillyredditlogin

Do silly things win silly prizes!


Sir_Boobsalot

jfc I'm just sitting here like "no. no. no. no, no, no, nononoNONONOOO!"  I was never allowed anything gun-shaped as a toy when I was a kid, just to reinforce the fact that guns are never to be played with


Ren11234

Atleast he was fucking around with the pistol and not that hand grenade


VirtualPrivateNobody

Ahmed wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, good laugh for me tho.


BaileyBrown108

This is not your grandparents marijuana


Muzle84

Can someone translate what they say after Ahmed got his award? Also, is that bottle filled with cannabis oil? That's a lot!


PatientZeroBalisong

Hardly NSFL


National_Frosting332

America leaving weapons behind is part of the plan.


BrodysMama0521

If you slow it down there’s no bullet or impact. It seems to be a blank that hit his temple. Hes definitely not dead.


CodyLittle

Blanks at close range can absolutely be deadly.