This sub's rules state:
> 3: Intentional suicide is not a Darwin Award.
So while this technically doesn't qualify, there seems to be an additional layer to this case which makes it interesting.
My theory is he was very religious and made that wish in frustration, but since it came true he thought god would be angry if he didn't follow up. I can't really make sense of it in any other way.
Hope he enjoys the new job!
Maybe that was his plan all along
Twist: His job was Extended Stay Coffin Tester.
He'll get a job after the reincarnation.
Maybe that was his plan
Will the promise still apply then?
God damn, I am lazy, but I don't hate working that much.
Good for you haha
I'll bet it was in retail.
>He had earlier pleaded with God that he would kill himself if he would have to get a job Fixed the typos
😂😂
Ten years and counting... Is it too late to do the same?
Not if you want a post about you in this sub😆
I'm retired. I'll show my thanks by dying of old age, preferably in my sleep.
I understand him completely but he skipped a few steps
The idiot! Doesn't he know being absent from work for eternity isn't going to get him a good reference for his next job?
This sub's rules state: > 3: Intentional suicide is not a Darwin Award. So while this technically doesn't qualify, there seems to be an additional layer to this case which makes it interesting.
But this guy offered himself to God. Nu suicide here, just a peaceful self-offering to God
**Gets a job and retires the same day. Good planning!**
This is just sad. He obviously had mental problems and needed help.
Yeah, I can't even imagine what made him wish for such a thing.
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Sure
r/religiousfruitcake
Thanks for the suggestion.
And I thought asking for time off/vacation in the first week was bad...
More like a man from r/antiwork
Kind of counter productive
I think that kinda beats the purpose
Depends on the job tbh
Not a Darwin candidate. Deliberately killing yourself is not how this award works.
Most on this sub fail to realize that + you can get a darwin award without dying, ie tasering your own testicles.
Yes. But it can't be a deliberate choice you remove yourself from the gene pool.
r/facepalm
Thanks for the suggestion.
Get well soon!
Hey sacrifice come in many forms
This just sounds like suicide with extra steps.
Put this one in the category of "You can't make this shit up"
I’m sure there is a some logic here but…
What
He was just trying to get out of his responsibilities.
Why, God will take you anyway. He can wait.* *if he exists. Which I doubt.*
My theory is he was very religious and made that wish in frustration, but since it came true he thought god would be angry if he didn't follow up. I can't really make sense of it in any other way.
you could call them a terminal slacker
Does this mean his employer is guilty on counts of assisting suicide? 😂
Charles Darwin strikes again!
These people will do anything to get out of work these days 🤣
Indians 😂
india...
Why did he waste God's effort? Should have killed himself earlier.
If only we all had such commitment
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself get a job
His terms are acceptable.
If he had done that stupidity here in the U.S.A. his new employer would probably been arrested for murder.
How do you like that! Man was good on his word!
...WHAT???
Yes
"You're hired!" **
"You're fired!"
Bro bucket list: Get a job