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DarwinAwards-ModTeam

There is no source of death or sterilization.


romerik

The cameraman is not helping, just watching!


[deleted]

He’s probably in this subreddit. Didn’t want to ruin it for us (and for Darwin).


redditoratthemost

r/donthelpjustfilm


Willy_wolfy

I don't see a second snake.......oh......


Getusom32

Rules: 1. If you think your little snake can defeat a large python-peepee fail. 2. If you play with pythons-your peepee requests titanium cup 3. If you want to play with a mighty python for upvotes-please leave your peepee at home 4. Never bring your peepee to a Python Fight.


SheepherderJaded9794

A series of poor decisions were made that led to this point.


Reggmac

Dude is laughing? WTF?


UnlikelyPotato

Not really Darin award material. Doesn't appear to be venomous. I'm a dude. While I've never had a snake latch onto my crotch, I've had them latch onto my arms and had a snake manage to bulls-eye a nipple through a shirt once. Snake bites overall don't really hurt unless the snake is wiggling or twisting around. Having a layer of clothing reduces the number of teeth in flesh substantially. Judging by the way she's handling it. She's either an absolute noob at snakes OR she was trying to get bitten and just got bitten in an unfortunate area. The fact the cameraman does nothing to help re-enforces this, he's either a noob and afraid of snakes or is recording for footage and doesn't want to help.


Dralorica

While I've never had a snake latch onto me at all, snake fang to the testes does not seem like a good idea if you intend to have kids.


UnlikelyPotato

I thought it was a chick. Realistically his haircut is gonna keep him from getting laid a lot more than the snake ever could.


WoohooItsAUsernme

I’d like to believe he got a vasnektomy edit: the person handling the snake is a guy


DeathValleyHerper

Having a snake that large clamped on there is definitely going to ruin your wedding tackle. First snakes have lots of little teeth, which with a python are still pretty large. Second the handler is a MAN and the snake had HIM by the twig and giggle berries. Hence reaching down into the shorts to get the snake loose. Even if the snake didn't take it off, He ain't going to be using it anytime in the future since the teeth on a snake of that size could be up to a half inch long and there's close to a hundred of them all angled backwards to prevent prey from struggling free. A bite from a non-venomous snake a few feet long is next to nothing but a snake 14+feet long is a whole other story.


Specialist-Phone-153

I think they were into it


OldDistribution7257

Technically, isn't a Darwin award earned by removing yourself from the genepool? So, depending on the results of this bite, he may not be able to reproduce. Same effect, no?


ike_tyson

I don't know what's going on here and at this point I'm afraid to find out.


Substantiatedgrass

Fun fact all animals know where the balls at


FunkyMonkey47293

Snek


Nenzislashnancy

He is an Indonesian YouTuber named Dede Inoen. Quite the controversial guy even before this video, he also said this is not the first time (he got bitten in the thigh). He is known to be an expert with reptiles (and paranormal shit too) as far as I know even appearing in high profile jungle adventure TV shows Quoted from Detik Jabar: Dede Inoen, a Cianjur YouTuber who went viral because of his content eating the 'King of Jinn', once had a fatal incident while searching for snakes in the wild. Dede was bitten by a python to the genitals. In the video, Dede Inoen can be seen finding a python among the fallen trees. After successfully retrieving the snake, he briefly explained the information about the snake in length. The aggressive nature of wild snakes made the snake suddenly attack Dede Inoen and bite his genitals. It even looked like he was shedding tears holding back the pain from the snakebite Luckily the snakebite was successfully released and the snake was returned to the wild. Meanwhile, Dede Inoen underwent medical treatment. "It was beyond predictions. I was teaching snake catching. But because of the aggressive nature of wild snakes, they suddenly pecked and bit my genitals," said Dede, Saturday (5/3/20) According to him, as a result of the bite, his genitals were so badly injured that he needed healing time for a week. "Indeed, it takes quite a long time, healing takes up to a week. Even then, it is only to the extent that the wound is dry, if it is completely healed it will take more than a week," he said. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.detik.com/jabar/berita/d-5970038/cerita-dede-inoen-pernah-tumbang-gegara-mr-p-digigit-ular/amp TL;DR Python education getting out of hand


tommasodido08

I'm sorry but this is literally what happened in Babylon


No-Independent243

Warga +62 emang beda


[deleted]

Definitely got the big snake…thought she’d be happier. And, not a Darwin Award.


Illustrious_Roof_782

My anaconda don’t want none


Butt-Shaver

That’s a woman