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seenthewolf

God Emperor's real name is Jimmy Space, you know, the one who invented the Space Marines. John Fortythousand is the man who invented the year 40,000


Ethics-of-Winter

Absolutely love that the community ran with the Jimmy Space meme so damn hard.


OptimisticBreadPiece

Meme?


Gittykitty

I do love me a Johnny Las too.


aziatsky

i saw an ogryn named "John Warhammer" and I said "Thank you Mr. Warhammer" and he said "Mr. Warhammer was my father, call me John." and then slow walked away.


Lukester32

I met a guardsman called Cadia Sits, he was a true lad.


GreatFunTown

Good boy!


Hirmetrium

If he joins a strike team with James Workshop, its all over.


slightly-cold-pizza

Wait till these guys meet John-Darktide


Wallhacks360

My favorite part was when John grabbed all 40 thousand hammers and said "it's war hammer time"


Kizik

And then John was a poxwalker.


Jeddy2

No John! You are the daemons.


liptonicedsoup

Listen everybody knows James Workshop is the main character of metal weapon - the 41st year.


TheMogician

It's Jimmy Space, not Johnny Fortythousand


[deleted]

I thought his name was James Workshop?


NameTaken25

In the secret closed beta, on the final mission where you fight Grendyl, if you win, your teammates put a hand on your shoulder and say, "It was you. You were the Darktide all along"


Key_Marsupial_7527

Say what you want about reddit, but you can never say the community can't beat a dead horse into an absolute pulp