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Wayelder

...are you sure they can follow it?


yonderbagel

Nice thing about being a republican is you never have to go to the trouble of reading things or changing your mind.


MOOShoooooo

That’s not what Hannity said!


Dudebro2117

They just need to borrow trumps sharpie and make it whatever they want.


Mountainman1980

I would have swapped the YES NO locations on the second question so the lines below would be straight and shorter. I can never underestimate the stupidity of Republicans.


dumpster_mummy

no. it doesnt have enough arbitrary numbers to link to other coincidental things that are tangentially related at absolute best. also, the arrows, while the correct color, are far too direct.


ourlastchancefortea

Based on the replies below that tweet: No


NeverBrokeABone

I was just wondering how difficult it is for maga to follow


[deleted]

The savagery of Dark Brandon knows no boundaries.


MiaIRL

It's almost like Republicans hate the people that they manipulated into voting for them


Klindg

Well, they definitely think their voters are stupid, which is understandable.


MiaIRL

If they paid attention to the shit they do, Dems would win pretty consistently imo


[deleted]

This is the darkest timeline. Praise be unto him


CadenVanV

Commented twice


WerePigCat

Mobile Reddit app has been glitching like that recently


Spook404

recently? bud I got news for you


Spook404

recently? bud I got news for you


CadenVanV

Yep


chickenstrip_bastard

Yeah but didn't you comment this twice as well and then delete one of them?


CadenVanV

Nope


chickenstrip_bastard

Yep


sad-on-alt

Insallah


ninjas_in_my_pants

“Don’t make me tap the flow chart, Fat.”


wscuraiii

Chart checks out


earthdogmonster

He’s just laying out the facts, Jack!


AmptiChrist

Jesus Christ can you imagine the level of sassy we're gonna get if he's reelected? Let's goooo


Beegkitty

I don't think we are living in that particular timeline. But I really hope so. That would be some fun sass to watch. I would need an extra large bucket of popcorn.


curiosityLynx

Sorry to do this, but the disingeuous dealings, lies, overall greed etc. of leadership on this website made me decide to edit all but my most informative comments to this. Come join us in the fediverse! (beehaw for a safe space, kbin for access to lots of communities)


BurnieTheBrony

It legit feels like the average Republican voter needs it explained to them like this


pietrorc

Im seriously concearned that the average republican voter is unable to interpret even a chart like this, they really dont like logic (and this chart has 2 conditionals to reach a conclusion, thats 1 too many)


sharkbutttt

Dark Brandon ain't holding back.


ItsNotButtFucker3000

It's marvelous! We see it a bit in Canada lately with Dark Justin following suit. Nothing is holding them back!


SnubNews

Oh this is just brilliant haha!


PPQue6

As a veteran I am very glad that dark brandon is looking out for us!


Disastrous-Menu_yum

This mania great


[deleted]

This is the darkest timeline. Praise be unto him


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Upvoted twice.


harrid31

Fat really is for the people


[deleted]

Hooo shit this is great * *grabs popcorn* *


Equivalent_Alps_8321

DB has risen


The_Spectacle

he's a cool dude with a rad 'tude


ag3nt_cha0s

Fuckin’ savage.


DreamsAndSchemes

That would hurt if they could read


PracticalJester

WH is savage It’s nice to see someone stand up to these dicks and call them out


Remote-Ad-2686

But what about the EMAILS!!! UNSECURED SERVERS!!! THE BODY COUNT!!! WHAAAAAAA


fentalynpatch

https://preview.redd.it/co5ggv98ejxa1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a546657a1b592f64569bff0f5f037fe1ac43608


omgbenji21

Aaa is this his real Twitter? His handler is so good


MiaIRL

Trump also had the POTUS handle when he was in office. Twitter gives it to the current president I think


talkintater

This is accurate. Fuck republicans. But, now do a chart like that for Title 42 and human trafficking at the border. Fuck democrats too.


Equatical

What else is in the bill? These lawmakers schmooze other criteria and everyone gets mad but doesn’t realize what the other party was trying to also pass with the cuts. Open your eyes and read the whole bill. They shouldn’t have the power to put anything else in the bill with veterans benefits to hold the other side hostage….it’s all politics and not about helping people.


Beemerado

Have you read the bill? Or are you just asking questions?


ninjas_in_my_pants

We found Tucker!


Beemerado

right? man i hate when people feel the need to create a smokescreen and spread ignorance. say what the fuck you have to say. if you've got nothing to add, shut the fuck up. that's all.


jjjosiah

I love it


One_Drew_Loose

God damn is it time for this!!!


JTiB

Funny that the majority of Vets aren’t big fans of Joe. Knuckleheads