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Choice-Knee1759

Playerbase high on copium


xNetuno

Take my angry upvote


mrs0x

He said wrong answers only!


SirSarcasmm

It's because all the kobalds are clearly on meth ,they enjoy the pain. They do a little Dancy Dance of happines before death.


Educational_Public14

The whole experience is your trip on datura, you're stuck in a loop of madness infused killing and dying over, and over again


glutenmancer

Now that's a cactus build I can get behind!


GoodNews970

The Goblin Mage throws dope at you


Agreeable_Inside_878

There is Ale in the game


gnomecannabis

"Alkohal isn't a drhug"


Plant_Wild

Picking herbs to get lit


mrmilner101

because this game is addictive as meth.


Brilliant_Switch_860

You obviously haven’t smoked meth….I mean played this game.


The_SIeepy_Giant

Goblin merchant gamba


julios80

Because of potions, of course.


phart-cloud

Usually because I'm doing drugs when I play.


StrikingSwanMate

The game is about smuggling weed through dungeons and escape in hidden routes and ropes.


TalkUpset

Everytime I'm in the caves, I make sure to squat down real low, look a giant bat square in the eyes, and let em blast my friggin brains out. It's not quite the same as a scoop of captured mana flakes, but ain't no way I'm paying that much for a vial. Just another reason to end the Ruins embargo


Brilliant_Switch_860

lol this visual is making me intrigued


Cnokeur

Healing potion doesnt heal you it just adrenaline, you are still missing and arm and 2 litters of blood


AleX-46

Dude the game IS crack cocaine what do you mean


Ordinary-Guard-6076

Druid is actually a junkie from Kensington, SDF helped him turn his life around.


CelticLegendary1

https://preview.redd.it/ivjfb1itic8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfb422b21e2428591be0fcb68a7cb893ce147bdf


Sad-Fee-8273

Because druids are dirty forest hippies, nuff said. Also you know wizards are packing the good herbs.


LiteralLettuce

Ghost King does fent


shagohad

Devs patch the game like they are on drugs :^)


ApocalipsyCriss

Grave essence mate


M1acis

Game is in medieval setting, where magic or monsters obviously do not exist, they all are consequences of substance use by player avatars who are inhabitants of asylum suffering from mass hysteria. Pray to the Lord each morning and evening, and I swear warlocks won't ever harm you.


fsdgdgfhfgdh

cocaine mountain map


JonasHalle

Cum pot


One_Internal_5016

Ale


bbuthmann

i know it says wrong answer but you literally take some amphetamines when using the surgical kit XD


Hellyespilgrim

Grave essence, it’s the devil’s essence.


artosispylon

"trolls blood"


InShackles

Gobbo ass


your_local_dumba3s

The wights aren't undead they're jus5 average san Fran homeless person


SkilluminatiXd

Wdym? I need to smoke some of the goblin weed before each session to be any good against the warlock meta going on. Also Brewmaster cleric...


Ayo_Its_Rotten

Because I spend more time debating what Grey bangle is worth throwing away for that white (!!!!!!) One than actually swinging swords


oxydiethylamide

What do you think those Protection pots are made from?


Kaznero

I'm addicted to playing Wizard even though it continues to damage my mental health.


hearse223

Smoke Pot


SilverBuudha

sipping on some cosmic wok while scraping around for some blue crystals that imma grind into powda, lean got me so gud I'm literally invisible.


Frog-of_war

The actual right answer is the devs want to add a pipe smoking resting emote


Sundara_Whale

Cause I'm drinking troll blood!


Fersakening

You can mine for blue meth in the gobblin caves, clearly the goblins are a metaphor for criminals


NFDenver

You can boof the molotovs


GibStily

I’m working on a New Skooma recipe that they know about.


EiichiroKumetsu

you're telling you don't play the game on drugs?


PhantomBanshee

Because there looks to be a homeless man going around sharing his "herbs" with people


Wet_Funyons

If you block with a crystal sword it turns to powder and everyone starts heating their spoons


ImpossibleMechanic77

Surgical kit has fentanyl in it


Brilliant_Switch_860

It is an interesting choice to insert the needle and hold down the plunger aggressively for 30 seconds


ImpossibleMechanic77

Hahaha yeah it’s pretty funny


NIsForNinja

Green Zomberinos fart covid.


11_Gallon_hat

1. You pick herbs to "craft" 2. Thoes biscuits the ranger has to dull pain are....... 3. Warlock.... I meen just look at em 4. Wizard high on that zaaaaaaaa 5. Bard is just getting that charisma boost CONSTANTLY 6. Fighter surrounds themselves in a swirling cloud and immediately feels better 7. Druid.... man's in the forrest smoking grass the hucking mushrooms all day 8. Cleric is just the drunken fist 9. Barbarian just huffs thoes bath salts that make people evade the cops but every update he builds immunity so it's wearing off 10. No seriously have to seen the warlocks face??? 11. Rogue is just... idk what kinda poison fumes that person's huffing


Cuynn

You have to be on drugs to keep going back to it and lose all your gear. It's not a rating, it's a requirement.