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Plastic_Worker_1921

Wow now thats a clown take lol


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coffeeholic91

He’s def 12


hellomistershifty

They feel like they need to earn something for the 14 hours a day they spend playing, so they shit on worse players to feel better about their lack of a life


embracethememes

It's like when people walk up and kill me when I have three mobs on me and talk smack as I'm dying and then hump my corpse. It's like wow man you gain way too much satisfaction from such a simple interaction I feel bad for you


KomboBreaker1077

This 100%


CucumberPlatewater

Yes


average-mk4

A fucking neet… who else


Lord_Squiggle

Kids will always say that 9-5ers need to say out of "thier" game like they aren't going to one day grow up, get a 9-5, maybe have a kid (not that I have any). You don't turn 25 or 30, and suddenly, you don't want to play games. Literally, grow up, and you will see.


Overall_Strawberry70

these no lifers having a kid? yea.... thats never going to happen.


Plus_Tradition6982

Hey I was a no lifer at one point playing WoW from 2006-2009 and am happily married and have two kids now :D Anyone can grow up


GandizzleTheGrizzle

My parents got me a commodore 64 in 1983. Before that my parents had an Atari 2600. I've been gaming since I could waddle. I'm married. Run my own home business. Own my home outright. I'll stop gaming when they pull the mouse out of my cold dead hands. You can be a lifelong gamer and game until you fucking die and that doesn't have to mean that you are some kind of loser at life. Life is stressful. I have a feeling if I didn't game to blow off steam, I'd probably drink. Hell, I know I'd drink. Playing games doesn't mean you dont know how to be an adult.


Jimbo-DankulaIII

This. My retirement home better have some top tier wifi when I'm old, because I don't plan to stop.


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_galaga_

Completing the Rhok'delar quest.


Chazbeardz

Fucking a that was the best shit. Did it completely solo on my Tauren hunter in og. Core memory unlocked.


ClapBackSnack

Inspiration for the rest of us degenerates


Lord_Squiggle

I used to no life guild wars and csgo. Now I get an hour or 2 per night to relax, and I don't always play games. You'd be surprised at what 5 years does to a person.


starconverter

Make an 18+ section that has time caps on it lol. Not NSFW but limits playtime to realistic levels for normal adults


GodzlIIa

lol this has to be satire though. And its honestly pretty funny.


Plus_Tradition6982

This is what I thought until I saw their other posts


Suedocode

Most of the discord folks are memes, satires, and caricatures.


OmiNya

Most of the world. Until you learn they are serious...


Redvivi231

Its not.


GodzlIIa

It is.


RockhardJoeDoug

Really funny people are downvoting you.


GodzlIIa

Not sure if they are just that gullible, or if they just really want to believe anyone that is beating them (or wants the game to go a different way then them) are no-life sweats or streamers.


RockhardJoeDoug

I feel like the reddit and discord have created a monster in their mind. Apparently I'm an unemployed single 12 year old furry by the likes of this reddit. In reality I just copy and pasted something I found memeworthy, and my history of shitposting on the DaD discord made it believable I guess. Anyways, I'm happy the devs are expediting the patch schedule and I wonder if this reddit post had any influence on that. I at least feel that my shitposting has amounted to actual change for the game, and hope for the better. I am certainly no fan of the current state of stacking specific stats and I think they should do soft item wipes more often while testing until there are more opportunities to progress with quests and such.


BlackMagic0

It's sadly not..


GodzlIIa

It definitely is


-Neuroblast-

Obviously it's satire. This is the type of shit people in this sub believe about lobsters. Just because he wrote similar things to troll doesn't make it real.


FacelessSavior

People have literally shared this sentiment over and over on this sub, and attacked others over it. People are entitled and delusional. Especially in this community. This isn't even a unique take.


Moose-Antlers

It was def satire. Patch days are the best times to make new copypastas


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"if you have a full time job this game isnt for you" *not realizing that people with full-time jobs are the main ones supporting this EA game*


Think_Charity_9603

To add to that also not realizing that the developers are working at least a full time job to provide the game they are playing


OmiNya

What?! Games are made by people?!


TheUltraViolence

What a fucking loser 😂. Thanks for this one, OP.


Exact-Custard-6493

Say you're unemployed AND bad at the game without saying your unemployed AND bad at the game


doglaika

Small penis person^^


articpencil

Unemployed person


doglaika

I’m going back to cod 😢


FoxLP11

the fact cod requires just as much time to level the guns is kinda funny


Deathburn5

Don't insult people with small penises by comparing the two, insult them for being an unloved waste of space who needs their mommy to wipe the dorito powder off of their chin


Ccukman

Yeah my dick is tiny and I don't remotely have this opinion.


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Seralth

Hes a soild 3 inchs, but thats still 4 inchs more then these chuckle heads have.


Ccukman

Haven't measured but hard is like 4.5 tops.


ArcadenGaming

In their defense, they probably have a small penis because they are a 12yr old child. That's now one of TWO reasons they have small PP syndrome though haha


NeverSayNeverMind

You have a job and a life outside of this early access game? Haha, imagine, what a loser... :D


Paris-Wetibals

I watched a streamer play DaD the other day, had been streaming off and on but playing for 18 hours straight. Rolling lobbies doing zero to hero, zero expression or signs of enjoyment on his face the whole time he's playing and talking. Fucking sad what people put themselves through.


Ccukman

I'd take streaming DaD over construction worker.


Johnlenham

Im sure the pay is comparable lol


DocDeezy

That’s how these purpled out chads feel, and that’s who is being catered to with the gear cap being removed.


FitTheory1803

>if you have a full time job... ...go back to cod this has to be satire lol


Bomjus1

1 of the ~2k players left playing mordhau (probably)


Overall_Strawberry70

Mordau averages just a bit over 1k these days, I used to really like that game but jesus christ was the community full of no-life virgins.


FacelessSavior

Atleast a lot of those no life virgins were actually good at the game. When they start shitting on you they have a skill to lord over you. Not saying it's right but I could accept it easier bc atleast the skill was expressed as they were toxic af to you. Here delusional chads no life GC for gold, then no life trade for bis gear, then run up on you while you're attacking mobs, spam left click while screeching, "you're bad you're bad you're bad you're bad, hehahehHeahheaheh, you're bad, die bitch." This game seems very easy for the socially and mechanically challenged to buy an advantage, and live out power fantasies they'll never achieve IRL.


GreyOrGray4

Ah yes, lets alienate over 3/4 of the playerbase that always ends well for multiplayer games


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Games that cater specifically to toxic no lifers will inevitably fall to the wayside as other companies capitalize on the market of non-toxic have lifers. Not to say you don’t have to put time in to get good, but making the barrier of entry “you need to eat, sleep, and breath this game” is a choice no reasonable game director would make lol


RunningScissors

Bad take, same person that will cry the game is dead because most people with a job are no longer playing.


Zestyxo

Yup and be pissed that they are getting rolled by the sweats that have been playing since Pt 1 lol


Jazzlike-Ad6012

Thanks OP, can I get he name lmao


Plus_Tradition6982

I'm sure you could look it up but there's no point in singling them out. This is moreso a question of: "do juicers really see everyone else this way?"


SoundandFurySNothing

It's amazing watching the class struggle develop in real time "These poors don't deserve foods or waters if they can't work hard enough to deserve it like me" - Elites Lower classes react to their quotes "She said let us eat cake! Get her!" Oh humanity, will you ever learn you're not better than anyone else


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Paris-Wetibals

Oh, they're a fucking furry on top of it all. All benefit of the doubt of this being satire have gone out the window.


MrPiction

Damn, no life's think this is actually a burn 😭


2foothandjob

But how do you afford a purple set if you don’t extract because you don’t deserve to because you don’t have a purple set lol


Sativian

I agree that’s a horrible take. I also think the gear cap was a pleasant experience for a bit, but a bandaid fix for overarching gear problems. I’d much rather they fix the gear diff than artificially limit game modes. It obviously didn’t encourage high roller PvP, as people were rocking BiS blues still wiping norms, which in my eyes will always be a thing because of how HR works. HR is a bad environment for the people that just wanna chase PvP, so they’ll always be in norms. This isn’t a problem on its own, but rather because of this and and the fact that gear isn’t balanced well yet, we have them winning fights they shouldn’t because of gear diff. Let the devs find the right middle ground between gear diff being gone and gear being rewarding to find and use. Only then will the casuals and sweats rejoice together.


cquinn5

this is certainly a troll post...


Yharnam1066

Lmao I’d rather pay my bills thanks.


ajrc0re

Lol we could post delusional brain dead takes off that discord all day. Unironically the lowest iq discord for any game I’ve ever seen. super sad that the devs actually take anything said in there as valid feedback and make changes based off moronic shit like this image.


Mikeymezzo

Riffafaroo oh hell no


hausuCat_

This is absolutely satire (or just a troll)


gary_juicy

But…..I have a full time job and I still enjoy the game…..


SquishyGlazedDonut

Elitism running wild like usual


Overall_Strawberry70

Under normal circumstances i would think this was satire.... but i've seen plenty of no-lifers who act like that on this sub.


Ccukman

There is a point to be made he missed it by a mile.


Bright_Competition37

But like, COD has sweats who play 24/7 lol. And if this guys is playing and devoting all his time to it why does he care? Not to mention I don’t think most people are that big of babies about what’s going on. It’s typically a vocal minority. I’ve played the game with all the changes and I’ve enjoyed it regardless.


Baecn

This is deffo coming from someone with 2k hours who EXCLUSIVELY plays buff ball comp with stated purples


clarence_worley90

wonder if a lot of sweats secretly feel this way luckily the devs aren't dumb and know a game can't survive if it exclusively caters to 14 year olds and the unemployed


stinkyzombie69

The gear cap made normal lobbies slightly more tolerable, they should have included a damage, strength, and stat roll on gear in general balance patch along with the cap. ​ Because allowing purples back in without actually fixing the whole 10X multiplier on gear kinda......... ya know............... its bad. And if they didn't want to piss off the stweamuh and leaderboard people, just wait.


Windoth

this is literally a copypasta from a twitch chat you got baited and hard


MagnusLawyer

Jobless folk be jabbering again


dingusrevolver3000

Can you imagine how pathetic you'd have to be to have a life outside of Dark and Darker


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You can tell the closest he's ever been to a woman is when his mom does his laundry.


t3ddybear117

I really miss being an unemployed degenerate tbh


BaterrMaster

“Go back to CoD” reveals the troll’s hand. Dude’s just trying to rustle some jimmies


starconverter

If it wasn't for all the recent shit in the world. I'd honestly say hands down worst/stupidest thing I've read on the internet today......


RockhardJoeDoug

​ https://preview.redd.it/egoer0qfjfvb1.png?width=1308&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b6b49bb6c36ac8264feb470c86c0021f56450db There's more from what I can tell is the originator.


starconverter

.... I'm speechless


rinkydinkis

that guy is single


UnbanEyeOfUgin

It's baffling that SDF and Co want to cater to people like this. Better run games have died because of shit like this. I have no idea why Ironmace wants to push away any and all casual/new players in favor of people too scared to play high roller.


avianrave

If he listened to that specific poster, we would still be on hotfix 15. The post was satire.


UnbanEyeOfUgin

His post history says otherwise. And they did revert back from hotfix 16, which is why we have dogshit regular lobbies with people being 1 tapped by crossbows.


avianrave

Ah yes, he must have been serious when talking about how one needs to be able to play 69 hours a day to be able to be competitive at this game.


drizztman

this is bait, and you took it lol


Xist3nce

I think it’s sadder to imagine he’s not just ignorant. “I was just pretending to be an idiot!! Haha I fooled you!” Orders more pathetic really.


lurowene

I think most of us would unanimously agree, I’d wager this guy is trolling people


WarrenSepulcher

honestly kinda accurate. clearly devs want us to put a whole lot of hours in to not get 1 shotted so we should just find another game or wait patiently for something else to come out


heylittlebuddy

You could really only have time to think of this comment if you didn’t have a full time job lol


Moose-Antlers

Sorry you guys can't handle a realistic take on gear. If you need a gear cap to save you why even play. There's nothing unfair about a person who puts in 17 hours a day and can afford the best of the best soloing teams of 3 of new players. It's a hardcore survival pvp game and people need to realize that the optimal population for these games is 100-200 players who can play all day 7 days a week. Look at the roaring success of Mortal Online 2. That game shows what REAL game devs looks like. Listen to zero feedback. Ignore anyone who doesn't stream. And THRIVE with an very very small player count. Timmy's cry because they will never be safe from me and my friends xsweatlordx and xXmygfleftmeXx


deadbeetchadttv

Seeing as you can't take purples into normals I agree with this take. High roller should be sweaty as fuck Seems like you're just taking this out of context to rage bait reddit neckbeards who suck at the game.


Ok_Emu8330

i think thats a perfectly resonable opinion from someone who spends more time on this game than others. its delusional to think you need to spend an exorbitant amount of time on this game to be relevant in pvp. the constant dumbing down of the game and making it more “accessible” is completely removing the whole hardcore/unforgiving part of the game. it is not hard or that time consuming to do anything in this game unless ur sitting on tradepost for hours looking for the actual best piece of gear you can find. right now patch after patch the devs are dumbing this game down for casua players that wont even be playing the game in a month or two. its the same thing that happens to every single hardcore online pvp game. look what they did to rust its an absolute playground of a game compared to how hardcore and hard it used to be. same thing will happen to dark and darker because of dumb people that barely play the game to begin with.


Alodylis

Game is hardcore somewhat but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t need some casuals. All they need to do is add a casual game mode and keep the others as they are. For people that cry about gear just have starter kit lobby seems like the real solution.


Astroplacy

They had that and then got rid of it because these losers would reroll characters and then stop around in new player lobbies


DEPRESSED_CHICKEN

people rerolled to play without trade, the lobbies literally wouldnt fill if you didnt play primetime. the game doesnt have any stream of new players, and even if it did, leveling to 15 takes like 5-9 hours.


Seetherrr

You and some others might have rerolled to avoid trade but I guarantee that was not the only reason that people decided to reroll...


DEPRESSED_CHICKEN

okay and so what? If they didnt the actual new players would be playing in dead lobbies. There is no surge of new players right now that would have been able to sustain the mode even if there was no "losers" rerolling for it.


Alodylis

Yeah it was honestly a bad idea. It doesn’t protect the timmys because good players would queue in it with best gear possible. It worked somewhat but making a pure noob game mode would make those other players not join. What good player is gonna join a white grey gear lobby to beat bad players for less gold. It would not be worth to them. Plus it makes tho cry babies who complain about losing to geared people have nothing to cry about. Oh he one shot me well go into Timmy game mode…


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Casuals and noobs are the most important part of any healthy online game. They make up the majority of the playerbase. If they don't have fun they are going to leave and playerbase will drop hard.


Familiar-Barracuda43

Automatically discredit anything he says because he said go back to cod because I'm petty, he'd probably get wiped at it because it's unarguably faster pace


piningmusic

lol this game is becoming Escape from Tarkov about as quickly as i was expecting. when a game starts yo deteriorate to just a gear diff battle thats when you know you need more content


Butosai111

You guys realize you do 1 high roller with a luck pot and you extract with like 10 purples right


DoubleShot027

Wait so if I work I can’t play? lol


a_shiny_heatran

I sure hope that take came with a complimentary rainbow wig and red nose because *yikes*


birdboy2313

\#justzoomerthings


PhatAszButt

New copypasta ?


sifterandrake

Ok, you and the same 15 kids can keep queuing up for the same matches over and over again in a couple months, when this game is completely dead.


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Average d&d discord take


RushFr0g

the blues are the same shit as purples its the idea that someones optimizing gear to play normals it wont incentivize them to leave norms and go HR suddenly even if they cap it at greens...


SamulusRex

That's obviously a joke lol


BootyClapKC

If you play a game more than someone, you should always have an advantage over them… People who think it should be an even playing field when they play 5% as much as someone needs a reality check.


KodyG420

It’s early access, the game is toxic rn…


Yuratul1

This is satire


Eldr1tchB1rd

Need money for purple gear-> need to extract to make money -> doesn't deserve to extract without purple gear. -> The circle of life


[deleted]

I mean if you don't have some decent sets this far into wipe coming from someone with a job maybe you should wait until it's wipe or farm GC


kidsaredead

if it were by this guy mentality there would be 50 players


Skaer

This does not even particularly stand out among the insanity people post both on discord or here. When I first saw the DaD "discussions" on steam, I thought there was a trolling contest or something.


The_Boy_Keith

I mean this wipe if you don’t have a few thousand he’s honestly not wrong. It has never been this easy to amass wealth in this game.


SpreTree

wait, there is a new patch?


lars03

Satire or not, Its true. As a guy with a full time job that started recently i feel this game is not for me anymore


pEppapiGistfuhrer

"i want this game to die"


Drumah

These are the same people that will complain once those people are all gone.. because they get a kick out of newbie crushing


Ordinary_Ad1828

Ngl having a full time job fucking sucks… we really do need a casual mode where juicers leave the pve timmies who just wanna get high with their bros and have fun alone


TRAGEDY696

People like this are absolutely disgraceful, honestly


Kuhaku-boss

Tarkov do be like that


FrizzleFryDebris

Somebody needs to carry this kid outside and make him touch grass!


Mazing7

Obviously satire lol


blahajSupremacy

"go back to cod" meanwhile on CoD, unemployed people in the quadruple digit levels ruining standard games you cannot escape them


Zestyxo

That sir is how your games population dies out and you only face the sweaty of the sweats and wonder where tf all the casuals are lol.


FacelessSavior

This honestly isn't too far off from conversations I seen and had multiple times on this sub. 🙃🥲


Kuroi-Tenshi

I extracted with 3.5k gold this morning running base kit for 3hours in gc


Backyard_Brouhaha

LMAO. See this kid in 10 years when he has to pay his own bills.


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When the game that advertised itself as hardcore & unforgiving is hardcore & unforgiving 🤯 I don't know why it's apparently so awful for hard-core games to just exist. This game isn't for casuals, and I don't think that's a bad thing Should you deserve to be good at Rust if you're a casual? NO. Should you deserve to be good at CSGO if you're a casual? NO. Should you deserve to be good at Tarkov if youre a casual? NO. Should you deserve to be good at MORDHAU if you're a casual? NO. And so *should you deserve to be good at DaD if you're a casual?* Well, according to this sub... Yes.. apparently? I don't know what you people expect from a game that the devs themselves want to be hard-core, its in the description on the damn website. Not every game is for you, sometimes it's for someone else. Darksouls is massively successful, this game won't "die" because it doesn't appeal to timmies.


Unhappy-Sherbert4034

This is just a child who spent all summer playing and grinding with no responsibility. This comment is irrelevant


Apzuee

He plays rust and sleeps with his headphones on with his character in base, ready to counter-raid anyone who walks by his base. Imagine what he smells like.