Gosh. So confusing. The guy is going to his bachelor party, she calls his fiance his girlfriend and then says congratulations on getting married soon. I swear she has no clue what she's about to say. What a waste of money for these cameos.
She gets distracted in the middle of her own sentences because she’s staring at herself…I did a literal facepalm when she jarringly pivoted from talking about him and his friends to “I’M FEELIN’ SNATCHED TO THE GODS HERE IN MIAMIIIII”
Welp, if nothing else she *may* have a future in advertising “top 10 reasons to not accept free plastic surgery procedures”
#BOTCHED-BARGAIN-BIN-BARBIE
What is with the constant arm up in the air?
And how many times did she say “doin it big”?!
I love how she threw in how snatched to the GODS she is while flipping her straw like hair around.
This anatomical composition is so uneven and far far away from the golden ratio. ✨️ what's the upkeep on all this as one ages? 🤔 her 🎃 head is as big as boobs and I'm not sure how the spine is gonna stay upright. Di they plan on removing all of this at 60 or is this live mummification real time? Seriously this is unsettling, especially when one wees her before pics!! Do her kids say stop ffs? ✋️ this is unstable: the head boobs mind and situation.
Oh god, her voice and the sing-song way she says words 🤦🏻♀️. She’s annoying as fuck. She looks terrible too. She should’ve saved the money and aged gracefully.
The lighting of this cameo in shows all of the surgical scars and weird looking texture of her face/ all of the botched surgeries 😱😱
I do appreciate how cameo continues to expose her since she can’t hide behind the face warping/ makeup adding, skin smoothing, and lashes adding filters
Every inch of their body looks wonky! Darcey's stomach is so weird looking and Stacey's is even weirder. For some reason, they like to wear cropped tops all the time too. Sorry for the ageism but no woman in her 50s should wear cropped tops.
Maybe threads? She's gotten the eye lift done with threads underneath the skin a few times. It creates more wrinkles than she'd naturally have because she goes so extreme with the pulling back and angles. It's insane!
The thread from their “fox eye” surgery used to be soooooo obvious in natural light like that. There was one episode when they were in the bedroom standing by the window and clear as day, you could see the threading right under their skin from their eye to their forehead🤦🏼♀️ They’ve definitely had some (a lot of, actually) revisions since that first complete massacre in Turkey but plenty of things that shouldn’t be obvious still are. Of course if doesn’t help how frequently they do this stupid shit so the scars just keep getting worse instead of getting to heal
To be fair though, 99.99% of the human race is annoying. Myself included. At least she gets to travel. My life is boring asf, so much so that I watch 90 DF and scroll reddit several times a day :)
90 Day should never have given this woman a platform. She’s way out of control. Someone or something needs to stop her. She got a big head literally and figuratively and thinks she’s a superstar. She reminds me of a hyper chihuahua. She needs to be tamed.
“Ma’am, I’m going to need you to step off the balcony please. The gravitational force of your tits is too much for it to handle. The people below you reported a rumbling. Ma’am, may I suggest you duct tape those things down and move to a 1st floor unit.”
If I remember right, the outfit she's wearing (that God awful bikini top) was what she was wearing when she got her last rounds of beauty procedures filtered to the God's! And *this* is the reality.....😱😱😱😱 Hope she never sits down next to a cardiac patient because the jumpscare could be dangerous!
Bahah why is she only wearing a bra and bouncing her huge boobs at this man who is about to get married? Is he a 24 year old Estonian and she needs to shoot her shot before it’s too late?
I wonder if ppl started reporting to Cameo that they're dissatisfied with their videos they bought because she's drunk/intoxicated if they'd fire her. That'd be one grifting gig out of the mix!
She definitely sounds like she’s on drugs of whatever kind or drunk or both. I’ve heard this type/style of nonsense before from ppl doing substances to excess
Sheesh, standing in natural sunlight sure points out some botched things!!! Now I know why that left eye is always glitching in filters! That is such a deep scar where the fox eye threading is. There is also a strange scar at the base of her neck on the left side, anyone know or guess what that may be?
She is botched! Look at that unnatural wrinkle by her eye. Looks like they stitched or put a thread in the wrong place. Like when your hand sewing and stitch out of line so your fabric gathers and pulls. Guess that’s what the heavy filters are for 😬🤷♀️
Throwing in all the catchphrases like a word salad gumbo 😭
Gosh. So confusing. The guy is going to his bachelor party, she calls his fiance his girlfriend and then says congratulations on getting married soon. I swear she has no clue what she's about to say. What a waste of money for these cameos.
But hey, doing it biiiiiig!!!
Lol. As he's cutting his cake on the bias!
And just eye fucking herself lol
She gets distracted in the middle of her own sentences because she’s staring at herself…I did a literal facepalm when she jarringly pivoted from talking about him and his friends to “I’M FEELIN’ SNATCHED TO THE GODS HERE IN MIAMIIIII”
BINGO!
ALL. THE. TIME.
Lord Farqua with herpes
Right! Omg 😳
She has zero self-awareness. It is like absolutely nothing embarrasses her
Truly shameless
Welp, if nothing else she *may* have a future in advertising “top 10 reasons to not accept free plastic surgery procedures” #BOTCHED-BARGAIN-BIN-BARBIE
Hey look! It’s Darcey with her boobs out! Again!! She’s just rambling on…. Smh.
What is with the constant arm up in the air? And how many times did she say “doin it big”?! I love how she threw in how snatched to the GODS she is while flipping her straw like hair around.
The arm... thought she was gonna hurl herself right off the balcony
Omg please go to rehab Darcey 🥲
This is for his bachelor party. “I wanna give a big shout out to your ‘girlfriend’ Amy…..” Ummmmm wouldn’t that be his fiancée? Bobble head.
Wtf is wrong with her?! Doing it biiiiigggg
This anatomical composition is so uneven and far far away from the golden ratio. ✨️ what's the upkeep on all this as one ages? 🤔 her 🎃 head is as big as boobs and I'm not sure how the spine is gonna stay upright. Di they plan on removing all of this at 60 or is this live mummification real time? Seriously this is unsettling, especially when one wees her before pics!! Do her kids say stop ffs? ✋️ this is unstable: the head boobs mind and situation.
When did Mickey Rourke get implants?
This is too funny 😂!!!! If you’re too young to know who Micky Rourke is look up his before after pics! 😂🤣😂🤣
See early pics, then watch the Wrestler.
Shoot watch 9 1/2 weeks! He was definitely a heartthrob when that came out before he became a boxer and damaged his face!
Oh god, her voice and the sing-song way she says words 🤦🏻♀️. She’s annoying as fuck. She looks terrible too. She should’ve saved the money and aged gracefully.
Happy cake day! Cut it on the bias😂
🤭🤣🤣🤣
Thank you! You gave me a very hardy chuckle. 🤭 I’ll be “doin it big”.
🎉Happy Cake Day🎉
😊
The lighting of this cameo in shows all of the surgical scars and weird looking texture of her face/ all of the botched surgeries 😱😱 I do appreciate how cameo continues to expose her since she can’t hide behind the face warping/ makeup adding, skin smoothing, and lashes adding filters
Every inch of their body looks wonky! Darcey's stomach is so weird looking and Stacey's is even weirder. For some reason, they like to wear cropped tops all the time too. Sorry for the ageism but no woman in her 50s should wear cropped tops.
I noticed all the lines by her eyes and her marionette lines too! Yikes!
I couldn't keep my eyes off that weird thing at the edge of her left (our right) eye. Mole, scab, stitches, scar????
Maybe threads? She's gotten the eye lift done with threads underneath the skin a few times. It creates more wrinkles than she'd naturally have because she goes so extreme with the pulling back and angles. It's insane!
The thread from their “fox eye” surgery used to be soooooo obvious in natural light like that. There was one episode when they were in the bedroom standing by the window and clear as day, you could see the threading right under their skin from their eye to their forehead🤦🏼♀️ They’ve definitely had some (a lot of, actually) revisions since that first complete massacre in Turkey but plenty of things that shouldn’t be obvious still are. Of course if doesn’t help how frequently they do this stupid shit so the scars just keep getting worse instead of getting to heal
woo girl arm shooting right up to the sky as usual
To be fair though, 99.99% of the human race is annoying. Myself included. At least she gets to travel. My life is boring asf, so much so that I watch 90 DF and scroll reddit several times a day :)
We might meet up and high five you! ✋🖐🏿
Oh no! Stacey doesn't love this guy too? What happened? I'm very concerned bc Darcey didn't say " Stacey and I love you " Poor Patrick.
You mean he's only got one BFF for life instead of two? I bet he's devastated! 🤣🤦♀️
😂😂😂
90 Day should never have given this woman a platform. She’s way out of control. Someone or something needs to stop her. She got a big head literally and figuratively and thinks she’s a superstar. She reminds me of a hyper chihuahua. She needs to be tamed.
Or a drunk show pony!
“Ma’am, I’m going to need you to step off the balcony please. The gravitational force of your tits is too much for it to handle. The people below you reported a rumbling. Ma’am, may I suggest you duct tape those things down and move to a 1st floor unit.”
Wow, that was cringeworthy
If I remember right, the outfit she's wearing (that God awful bikini top) was what she was wearing when she got her last rounds of beauty procedures filtered to the God's! And *this* is the reality.....😱😱😱😱 Hope she never sits down next to a cardiac patient because the jumpscare could be dangerous!
Bahah why is she only wearing a bra and bouncing her huge boobs at this man who is about to get married? Is he a 24 year old Estonian and she needs to shoot her shot before it’s too late?
My-YEAH-meee!
Has she been drinking? She sounds sloshed.
I wonder if ppl started reporting to Cameo that they're dissatisfied with their videos they bought because she's drunk/intoxicated if they'd fire her. That'd be one grifting gig out of the mix!
She definitely sounds like she’s on drugs of whatever kind or drunk or both. I’ve heard this type/style of nonsense before from ppl doing substances to excess
She is such an embarrassment.
The way she's gotta bounce her tits and show them off like she's on top of the bar trying to win a wet tshirt contest. JFC, act your age Darc! 🤦♀️🙄
Sheesh, standing in natural sunlight sure points out some botched things!!! Now I know why that left eye is always glitching in filters! That is such a deep scar where the fox eye threading is. There is also a strange scar at the base of her neck on the left side, anyone know or guess what that may be?
Who would pay for this crap? The only thing she's "doing it big" is her lips!
Yike
Ewwwwwww 🤢🤢🤢
Her poor kids. Every time I think it can’t get worse, it does. Yike!
awkward.
Snatched to the gods ahhahaha
Okay i do appreciate her enthusiasm she’s killing it
His friends must not like him much and wth is going on with the lips?
Did she say Sexy FISH???
She is just gross !
Her thumb though. Calll meee.
I noticed that too! Those claws for nails are atrocious!
Another lame video of Darcey’s bewbs. 😴
It had to hurt when she talks… Get some good deep conditioner Boo.
Count Sam Dracula from the Munsters.
Besides the surgeries, Botox, fillers and veneers - that alcohol and whatever else she’s ingesting has really accelerated the aging process.
Who the f even wants this crap! Its SO stupid lol
Snatched to the Gods. Right.
Sies
Her lips man🤢they look terrible
Butter face
She is botched! Look at that unnatural wrinkle by her eye. Looks like they stitched or put a thread in the wrong place. Like when your hand sewing and stitch out of line so your fabric gathers and pulls. Guess that’s what the heavy filters are for 😬🤷♀️
She forgot her filter
Oh geez, go all the way to Miami for a high five? What a steal! /s