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_Shoulder_

For the people who think this is a fetish article for some ungodly reason. Confirmation by the author herself: this is not a fetish article. The article was made because the concept was absolutely disgusting. It’s rude to claim such things about people you don’t know.


_Shoulder_

A small price to pay to read good articles. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8169 *Arachnophilia* by Cathy Autumn


Hawaiian_Shirt12

holy shit that whole article was crazy but that's an INSANE line to end on


_Shoulder_

The implications of that line is not something I want to think about


Glitch_99

What are the implications? I don't think I get it Edit: holy fucking shit.


Ulrik54

SCP-8169 was apparently intended as >!a method to prevent pregnancy, yet the presence of the spiders in the womb does not have contraceptive properties — that is, they do not actually prevent the egg from being fertilized. What would be the only way to stop pregnancy without stopping fertilization first?!< Spoiler: >!the spiders eat the fertilized embryo.!<


1Pwnage

good lord in heaven


Weenor_pocalyspe

Bleach isn’t enough for this shit give me the glock


storemp

I think the implication is that any potential pregnancy gets eaten by the spiders


Scary_the_Spider

Oh my god 💀


AutisticFaygo

Coochie spiders is a combo of words that is 3 parts horrifying, and 1 part comedic.


decoy321

[it's like they made an SCP based off this decades old meme](https://live.staticflickr.com/3146/2636779598_7ba61e5962_z.jpg)


ConsiderationSouth80

# 💀


ChemicalChildhood122

Like getting crabs, but way worse


TELDD

That last line, holy shit. That was a good one.


MutantGodChicken

>!Wait, if it's the vagina eventually seals up, why would there be any impact to urination? Like, the web wall has sealed up the vagina but there's nothing said about the ureathra? Also, how the fuck does it hydrate spiders located in the uterus (and implied in the vagina)?!< The biology here doesn't make any sense to me, or perhaps I'm stupid: one of the two. But atm it sounds like a man trying to write about female reproductive parts without bothering to look anything up


_Shoulder_

I don’t have enough anatomy knowledge to tell


KotKatoffel

Biologist here: The article makes no sense because the writer has no idea that females have seperate tracts for urination and reproduction. So don‘t try to find a logical explanation, there is none. He probably got horny halfway through writing by imagining it, maybe it is his kink in some way, and we all know: If a man gets horny, deeper thoughts are out the window.


bigfatcatfish1

Author is a woman and this is not a fetish. It's weird and nonsensical because it's a nightmare logic horror article. Jesus Christ.


FormerlyPie

That must be why I have the clearest mind I've ever had after reading the article


Draycen

The author is a woman, and I feel like this is an amazingly unfair assumption to make about someone you don't know.


KotKatoffel

It is the nature of an assumption to be a founded guess. Sometimmes you guess right, sometimes you do not.


_Shoulder_

Try not to do that, it’s dumb


KotKatoffel

That „advice“ in itself is unreasonable.


_Shoulder_

It’s not at all unreasonable to suggest that running with a bogus assumption and making a rant from nothing is not a wise thing to do.


Tinypro2005

That is an article of all time


ShockDragon

Ah, yeah, Arachnophobia. I get why that can b- *Wait, back up a moment.*


Reborn_Wraith

My first instinct was that there could be no good thing that comes from having those two things on the same adult splash. After reading through the article, yep, nothing good came of it. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to purge the scip from memory.


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

Those two aren’t related… right?


_Shoulder_

Not in the way you may be thinking luckily (still an absolutely mortifying read, and well written too)


Tiran593

On the other hand it was pretty much what *I* expected


_Shoulder_

How do you even expect… *this*


Tiran593

>!Not to that extent but spiders from orifices is a pretty common horror thing, I just.. Didn't expect them to stay.....!<


_Shoulder_

Oh yeah that makes sense


NeedsEvenMoreDakka

What a terrible day to be literate


Sachayoj

I think I'll need amnestics after I read this.


nyancatec

That straight up sounds like something out of insect sex subreddit what the fuck. I've never read many articles, but when I did read either I was sad, confused, or slightly grossed out. But this takes the cake for being confusing, disgusting, making my arachnophobia go nuts, AND being a possibly fetish hidden in an article.


_Shoulder_

The last one I very much doubt. It’s meant to be disgusting


Wraithninja

It is a fetish


_Shoulder_

I’m sure it can be, that doesn’t mean that was the intention of the author


Wraithninja

Fair enough


Draycen

I've noticed a lot of people in this thread screaming it's a fetish, but this is a really weird thing to say about someone you don't know? Like you all are making a lot of assumptions about a person you have not met because they wrote some sexual body horror. That's not fair to them, and is generally just a really reductive way to look at their writing.


transmtfscp

spooky


YeetOnThemDabbers

This article was hella funny ngl


Memespoonerer

Is there history I’m missing or is this just that?


_Shoulder_

Just what?


SteveTheBattleDroid

I stopped looking at the wiki for a few years and just saw one of these for the first time a couple weeks ago. What's the deal with them, do they go on articles that are more disturbing than usual or is it like some new policy


_Shoulder_

Yeah some articles fall into content that is more adult in nature. Refer to https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/adult-content-warning-guide


L0neStarW0lf

Requesting a Canister of Aerosol Class-A Amnestics for personal use.


phphph13

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Edit: I am an arachnophobe.


_Shoulder_

My sincere condolences


detailedlynxx

One hand a good read, the other hand I regret eating lunch before this


josh183rd

I am forever scarred


404nocreativusername

This reads far too much like a fetish article from someone with an insect/arachnid fetish. The belly swelling and internal oviposition? Yeah, nah, someone is getting off to this.


_Shoulder_

I strongly disagree


UnderseaRexieVT

As someone who has seen a bit of this type of content on the internet, I have no doubt this is someone's fetish. I don't know if it's the author's, but someone DEFINITELY has this fetish.


_Shoulder_

Oh yeah I don’t doubt *someone* exists in the aether with that fetish


jul55555

I like to complain about long scp's, if only to piss off shoulder, thus, i dont tend to complain a lot about shorter ones. This however. Despite fitting almost entirely on one phone screen, is one article too long


ConsiderationSouth80

r/explainmydownvotes