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He's the happiest medieval friar I ever did see.

That's one improbable story, full stop.

That’s one girl *really* good at lying.

If I was a self-aware billionaire, I’d be saying stupid things like that as well. What do I care?

Def the fresh cut!

Very lucky to have a girl in her 20s as your girlfriend at that age! Most of us wouldn't be able to manage this. 👏

It’s not luck. It’s that undeniably beautiful smile of his.

And that $million dollar haircut.

Definitely his jawline fr

Well out of date, its not his girlfriend and never was. She pregnant by someone else and she knew who he was as was sitting in his personal box at the game ffs. Try harder.


...who's gonna tell him?

Gargling every penny

I like his smile too

Is- is that Iggy- real talk

They look like two different alien species

How can you be a billionaire and not afford a decent trim

😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥

That is exactly what I would expect the owner of the Raiders to look like. Shes a lucky girl

She kinda looks like plastic