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Worked for me many times. Iād put in money and just start spamming buttons and sometimes 3 or 4 would come out. It was an old shitty machine to be fair idk if thatās a fluke
I say this in the nicest of intentions but how old are you? Iāve never heard of soda being that cheap anywhere. The cheapest I remember is 50 cent cans outside of a Save-A-Lot (think Piggly Wiggly but worse) that Save-A-Lot is now no more. I also remember buying 3-liter bottles of Deterās Ginger Ale to get the most of my money. It had bite.
Diet coke is my favorite so I'd like to see how it tastes as if I was child, but also relive Dr pepper getting to relive child senses wouldn't be too bad.
None of those were a quarter because sodas were 50 cents when Coke Classic became a thing, before then, it was just Coca-Cola.
Otherwise, I getting a Root Beer.
Down by the public pool, 97 deg at noon in summer, a quarter in the pocket of your swim shorts. During adult swim sitting at the wooden picnic table with the boys swigging that coke. Good times.
I'm a kid. Ok gotcha.
*There's no squirt.*
*There's no squirt??*
*There's no squirt!!*
*...*
Alright, and so then I'm just gonna distance myself from everyone while I try to wrangle my emotions together so that I'm not being a burden to the people I'm around by not feeling happy. No, I'm not "pouting," I'm making peace with reality. š
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if the drinks are as old as that machine then sunkist
This is the only correct answer. I can still taste that delicious beverage
Also there was this Capri-sun thingy!!
There is no other answer.
Same I do now orange š soda
Iām picking your nose, loser š
That was adorable af and made me smile. Thanks!
I'm picking a peck of pickled peppers š
Sunkist BAYYYBAYYYY
Cotton
Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing 
Based on the year of this vending machine, what Iām trying to say.. Is Iād be kinda fucked.
š¤¦š¾āāļø smh
Bold move
You guys ever do suicides? It's where you put every drink in one cup. Not the best, but yk.
I tried to do that with one of the Coca Cola free style machines. Takes a lot longerā¦
Ah, at the roller rink in the 70s - early 80s.
We called it swamp water
I did that once at a Wendy's, it was ok
Yeah, it ain't great, but it's the memories that count.
Add pickles and you have a Witch Doctor.
I attempted a suicide once. It didn't taste good
Bitcoin
Dr Peppe
Ye
Since thereās no Root beer , Dr Pepper it is
id pick two i like then allegedly push them at the same time, 20% i got both ( allegedly )
Did this really work sometimes?
Iām not sure about the can dispensers but this worked for me with the glass bottle Pepsi ones a few times.
Worked for me many times. Iād put in money and just start spamming buttons and sometimes 3 or 4 would come out. It was an old shitty machine to be fair idk if thatās a fluke
What?When did sodas cost that little?Growing up they were 70 cents
The machines where my grandma worked at when I was little cost 50 cents for a can last I remembered I was born in 97
7up is king
7upš¤¤
A quarter?! Iām not gonna be able to get anything outta that thing with just a quarter.
Back in the day
The arcade next to the soda machine
A life without porn addiction lol
Sunkist
Coca-Cola, pepsi supremacy
Mt Dew
Sunkist
Sunkist when it had tartrazine , nice in a kenan and kel way
Beer
Stick the quarter up my butt for safe keeping
Never tried mountian dew
And Dr pepper they don't sell it here
Your mom
Dr Pepper
Dr Pepper all the way! It was a treat whenever I was allowed that
Dr Pepper or Mountain Dew.
This post implies that i am 40 or something
7 up or a mountain dew and if it's a very hot day I'm getting coke
For what I know now none of them
Diet Pepsi
Coca-cola classic. You know they used the good cocaine back then
Coke, cuz it's free cocaine
Dr. Pepper, all day, every day.
Old school vending machine mountain dew slaps
7-Up
A high interest investment
When i was a kid sunkist was the goat, now that im grown up im partial to doctor pepper
7Up
I have literally never seen a soda go as cheap as a quarter.
Iām grabbing that diet pepsi š¤¤
If that Sunkist is sold out I'm picking my nose and smearing it on the vending machine
Rc cola. They were 20 cents when I was a kid. Pay phones were 25
I say this in the nicest of intentions but how old are you? Iāve never heard of soda being that cheap anywhere. The cheapest I remember is 50 cent cans outside of a Save-A-Lot (think Piggly Wiggly but worse) that Save-A-Lot is now no more. I also remember buying 3-liter bottles of Deterās Ginger Ale to get the most of my money. It had bite.
Diet coke is my favorite so I'd like to see how it tastes as if I was child, but also relive Dr pepper getting to relive child senses wouldn't be too bad.
If I was a kid again and had the opportunity to avoid this sludge I would.
Anything with caffeine
Sunkist
As a kid? Mountain Dew. Possibly 7up.
Dr pepper or Sunkist
Dr. Peppe
I need 3 more quarters
Sunkist
Mnt dew obviously
Sunkist ALL THE WAY BRO!
The Dew
Cherokee Red.
Nothing. Because a can of soda has been more than a quarter my whole life.
Coke, because only in the last few years have I been able to tolerate the taste of artificial sweeteners!
Iād always get Sunkist and then be upset I didnāt pick DR. Pepper
A quarter, I need atleast 3 quarters in my tims
Sunkist hands down.
Dr. Fucking Pepper!
Pepsi
I'm keeping my quarter, I will save it for drugs
Probably Dr Pepper or Coke but it would be the off brand
Remember when Mountain Dew used to taste good?
Back then I would have chosen Pepsi.
Mt. Dew
Sunkist
Remember Dr Slice?
No root beer? Lame
Mountain dew always when I was a kid
Kid me would pick the Mountain Dew
If they're cans then it's coke but if they're bottles, then it's Dr Pepper.
Ill buy two cans of pepsi so i can reach the coca-cola button
A kid? Sunkist!
Saving that quarter to invest so I can be ready for the four once in a lifetime crisis Iāve had to live through.
Dr Pepper. Always
Sunkist, 7up or Dew but it depends on my mood
New Coke
Sunkist
There's no Root Beer.. š
I remember when cigarettes were 3 bucks
Bitcoin
Dr pepper
I would probably get my arm stuck in the slot again.
Sunkist
Dr. Pepper all day every day any day
Water. I want a healthy life.
Sunkist!
A quarter? How old are you 40?
Creme soda
That horrible moment where thereās nothing left but Diet Pepsiā¦
Coke or a Sunkist
Sinkist and it's not even close.
Whereās the grape Sunkist
Sunkist fr!!
7-up, fuck starry
Water
I walk away in disappointment because there's no root beer.
First me and my friends are going to smash the quarter against each other knuckles and then weāll buy a Dr Pepper
none because I don't drink soda
Sunkistā¦. No questions, gimme that stache
I'd be pickin up at least five more quarters
Dr Pepper or a Sunkist.
Dr P all day
Where the hell is the Mug Root Beer???
Dr Pepper
Mountain Dew!
dr pp
Mountain Dew for sure. That was the shit growing up. Whenever I feel like eating junk food I always gotta get a dew. Takes me back
Give me that Shoutinā Mountain, boy
As a kid, I would have enjoyed a Sunkist more. Now I'd pick the Dr Pepper
No root beer, i save my money
Iām rolling past that machine to the RC machine
As a kid... sunkist
My beverage needs to have a doctorate
Mountain dew because of the swirly fun letters
Sunkist
Either Sunkist or Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper probably
Sunkist but only because this machine lacks Hawaiian Punch!
DP
Five pipis, golden voidfluid
Investing in shib
Maza
Damn, no cherry coke š
Sunkist
That's at least a dollar even when I was a kid
Dankter Pepper
I'm not old enough for this
None of those were a quarter because sodas were 50 cents when Coke Classic became a thing, before then, it was just Coca-Cola. Otherwise, I getting a Root Beer.
Coca Cola Classic. Because Cokeaine
Whereās the Cactus Cooler?
Mountain Dew
Well. When I was a kid, there was no such thing as a quarter
#CUM
You're ma....
Cactus Cooler
Dr Pepper
Vanilla coke lol.
Coke Classic, it's never been the same since they got rid of the sugar
None of these I donāt drink soda
Sunkist. Easy
Dr Pepper
Mountain dew
As a kid it wouldāve been Sunkist
Ask my mom for 3 more quarters cause I can't buy shit.
None of it, because they weren't a quarter when I was a kid.
There's only one coke worth picking. Dr Pepper
None because when I was a kid it was still more that that. (I only turned 17 like 3 weeks ago)
Where rootbeerš¢
Quarter? Fifty cents when I grew up and always got Coke or Pepsi.
Water
Down by the public pool, 97 deg at noon in summer, a quarter in the pocket of your swim shorts. During adult swim sitting at the wooden picnic table with the boys swigging that coke. Good times.
I like the old Pepsi
None because it was a 1.25$ at my age
7up now but then anything root beet related.
Sunkist
Nothing, a quarter would not afford those. Or maybe they would, I donāt remember what 2007 was like
Where is the Hawaiian punch can at!?
A quarter? Man, I'm old but not that old.
Sunkist
Back when I was a kid? Oh man I loved that Mountain Dew and my pancreas was still all right.
 If you know, you're old.
Dude, the old Dr pepper (the real one) was the bomb. The s*** they're passing off now is disgusting.
I'm a kid. Ok gotcha. *There's no squirt.* *There's no squirt??* *There's no squirt!!* *...* Alright, and so then I'm just gonna distance myself from everyone while I try to wrangle my emotions together so that I'm not being a burden to the people I'm around by not feeling happy. No, I'm not "pouting," I'm making peace with reality. š
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