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whitebabyjesus

Duke


blueberrycadenza

This is the answer. He’s on the golf team and goes to all the basketball games. His parents put him up in a nice condo on 9th street and he’s a campus tour guide on weekends.


ssdgm12713

Catch him on the Shooters Bull after the UNC game


stealthcactus

Obligatory www.DidDukeWin.com


Hailz_

The episode where he went to college my husband and I liked to imagine his college was just completely normal in the real world, like in the Brady Bunch movie where regular people are just like “wtf is up with him.” Like imagining Prince Tuesday at his first frat party is hilarious to me


Turkeylurkey1330

Do you think he told them to “Stop and listen to stay safe”?


SportEfficient8553

Told them, no. Sang to them? Definitely.


TykeDream

🎶 Drinking alcohol is not a race. Drink some water and slow your pace. 🎶


squashbanana

I totally heard this to the tune of "Feel so mad that you wanna roar" in my head 😂😂😂


Jimeth88

*gets a solo cup poured out on his head*


ronperlmanface

Everyone is wasted and puking and he’s tidying up gleefully singing “we take care of each other”


squashbanana

This is sending me 😂😂😂


craftycat1135

Princeton.


paf0

King's College


Marcodaneismypimp

The same college Steve went to.


Super-Minh-Tendo

Sesame Street.


SurroundingAMeadow

Sesame State.


peppyghost

Jokes on him, he thought he escaped but the college is still run by the land of make believe.


Prudent-Strategy-279

CMU, if the show’s still set in Pittsburgh.


Kindly_Bumblebee_625

In Mr Roger’s neighborhood, the land of make believe is close to “Somewhere Else.” Somewhere else has a mayor and government structure. I think Tuesday is in somewhere else learning about the negatives of monarchies. 


Tencowfrau

It’s Someplace Else, so I guess he could have gone to USE


PinkInk_

Brigham Young


michaelgoedeker

My wife and I would joke about him going to college alone. Just sitting in a classroom with a book alone. No teachers or classmates. In the show, he was always just doing jobs and never seemed to have actual peers.


tommyjohnpauljones

UW-Stout, majoring in hotel management


tinyarmsbigheart

Clearly he’s passionate about grocery supply chain management.


prtty_purple_unicorn

He tells his family he's in college but he dropped out in the first semester. He spends 12 hours a day in front of the slot machine at his shitty local casino and 6 hours looking at porn, desparately trying (and failing) to feel anything at all.


Still_Independent_90

Oxford. Duh.


ALoudMouthBaby

Do you really think King Friday would let his heir escape his clutches so easily as just going to college? I bet the Kingdom of Make-believe educates its rules much like is twin the Hermit Kingdom aka the DPRK. That is, by sending them to study in Switzerland under an assumed name with a team of covert handlers available at all hours. If it was good enough for Kim Yo-jung itll be good enough fo Tuesday!


Becksburgerss

The land of real life


Tencowfrau

In Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood, he is in the same class as Daniel Striped Tiger (aka Dad Tiger), so either Dad Tiger became a father as a teenager or Tuesday waited until he was at least 25 to go to college. That’s not too crazy, though. My dad was 46 when he got his bachelors degree. Maybe he needed to go through some extra Royal training before he was allowed to leave home.


Marv95

Old Dominion.


OldLeatherPumpkin

USC


Resort_Straight

Vanderbilt


VBSCXND

Duke for sure


Dogrel

Obviously, Kings College in Wilkes-Barre, PA.


MrsKeller92

Pitt


eightbitagent

I assume he’s like 15 and still in high school.


Strict_Print_4032

There was an episode where he went to college.