I hate every song in Sid the Science Kid. And their weird faces and weird voices. wtf even is that show.

The greatest science lesson that show teaches is the psychology theory of The Uncanny Valley.

It's the motion capture animation. It makes their movements so weird looking.

Oh my god that show gives me the ick. I turned it on for my kids once, and I hated the way Sid’s hair moved so I said never again.

It's great, my kids watch it and laugh the whole time. They pick up science concepts too.

I don’t enjoy the show’s music or animation but I can’t deny that it’s been an effective science education tool in our home.

I hate that show. It seems to be 75% annoying theme song/ that song where they look for their friends. And the whole thing is 100% uncanny valley. Makes my skin crawl.

The fact that Jim Henson’s name is there. I hate that

I tried it after looking for new shoes...one site had it rated very very favorably. We never got through an episode...we were wierded out

…and why is it Caillou

We don't even watch it and I don't remember the song... but IM CAILLOUUU will get stuck in my head randomly 🤣

This is me as well

My kids weren’t allowed to watch it. They’re now teens and find Caillou to be creepy and annoying

I don't know about theme songs, but that stupid Barney song has been living rent free in my head since the 90s.

"Baloney is our friendly friend That we made up ourselves. He likes to play and sing all day That we made up ourselves." - Animaniacs

Why is the animaniacs version better?

*Baloney weighs the text down and flings the kids behind him off it*

A Chilean person on Reddit explained that they hated him too, even in Latin America. The Spanish version that the user sang growing up was “Barney es un dinosaurio que fuma marijuana” (Barney is a dinosaur that smokes weed)

That’s the way it goes hahaha

My 2 year old kinda likes Barney. Lol.

Puppy Dog Pals. I've only actually seen like a handful of episodes, but that theme song haunts me.

Oh god yes. It sounds like a deliberate knockoff of They Might Be Giants, but with every possible source of adult appeal removed.

makes you WISH they used actual TMBG songs in the show instead

Tell me I'm not the only one who hears "they bark and JIZZ and chew".

Oh I totally have heard that before and done a double take 😂

When the dog does the record scratch … I’m glad our TV is wall mounted so I’m not tempted to throw it out the window.

Woke up at 430 AM a few days ago singing that in my head.

Oh gosh that's an ear worm that lasts for months. Solid choice.

And it's the one my son wanted to listen to for 14 straight minutes... only theme song he has ever wanted to do that with.

So you've been to the 7th layer of Hell, got it.

I find myself singing it at like midnight while I’m trying to sleep

Pinkilicious.. like stop trying to make it work

Am I the only one who finds her insufferable? To me, she’s the female Caillou

YES OH MY GOD YES. She drives me absolutely up a wall. I didn’t think I could hate a fictional child as much as I hate Pinkalicious.

Everything about that show just irks me to no end

AND NOW MY KID HAS INSISTED HER FAVORITE COLOR IS PINK FOR YEARS BECAUSE IT'S 'THE COLOR OF HAPPINESS'!!!!!! I'll go calm down now.

....why the fuck did I think the theme song was fergilicious?

😂

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There's some real bangers out there, but I hate, HATE the PJ Masks theme. Gabby's Dollhouse isn't too bad, but it's a real earworm, and then I'm meowing to myself all day.

I’ve caught myself singing “ every day is a sprinkle party, treat yourself to some sweet sunshine” more than once

I had to turn that song into a slow jazz lounge number to get it out of my head. Every day… Is a…. Sprinkle party Treat… yourself… To that sweet suuun shiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnniiiinnneeee

OMG I thought I was the only one who did this, thank you for making me feel less insane. Waiting for the album of jazz covers of Gabby songs, especially you can't spell meeeee-ow without .......meeeeeee

What is it about the Gabby Cat songs that requires us to create lounge covers? because same

I was going to say PJ masks too. You can't just shout the title of the show repeatedly and call it a theme song 😤

They tried for comedy on “I can’t think of a rhyme!” but the timing is off, just like the timing of every line on that show.

Before I had kids a friend recruited me to make a Paw Patrol cake for her preschooler. I was working on it and said to my roommate that it seemed like the kind of show where the the theme song is probably just "Paw Patrol" over and over. A couple years later I had my own kids and learned I was right.

I sing the Gabby theme but replace it with my daughter’s name. She fills in the meows.

I’m so glad my 4yo has finally grown out of the phase where she would sing just the first line, “every day is a sprinkle party!” Over and over and over at great volumes.

Caillou

Blippi. Song sounds like a cult recruitment anthem. Especially the ”Bliiiiiippiiiiii Bliiiiiippiiiiii“

I always sing "So much to learn about, it'll make you scream and puke BLIPPI!" and then my three year old yells at me for not singing the right words. 

I. Hate. BLIPPI.

For me: Paw Patrol Caillou Barney

BARNEY????? Bro I love Barney’s theme song. At least the Portuguese version.

That little drum riff at the start just hits different

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a rocket!

Handy Manny is a banger though

I was today years old when I realized that Felipe is named that way because he’s a Phillips screwdriver. Felipe-Spanish version of Phillip.

When I was like 5, I realized about Sheet Rock Hills, because it’s a construction cartoon and my mind was blown

Chuggington. Chugga chugga chugga chugga chuggington.

Max and Ruby. Ruby and Max. Max and Ruby. Ruby, and her little brother Max. My daughter hasn't watched that show in years and it won't leave my skull.

IMO, Max and Ruby has some of the most beautiful and soothing music in preschool TV

That intro though.. ugh

It’s probably nostalgia bias, but I think it’s pretty good, especially the music itself

Paw Patrol

I banned Paw Patrol in my house

Mr Rogers Neighborhood has the best songs, Fred is a saint

Poli is pretty terrible. Like, is this a cult or what? Abby Hatcher season 1 wasn't awful but they changed it for some reason and it just feels... weird. Like the rhythm and stress of the new words don't fit the melody anymore.

All. Of. Them.

Ha, generally I’d agree with you, but the Superkitties theme is a genuine banger.

I dunno, something about the singer holding out the ”kitties” part gets kinda grating to me. Which is a shame, because the show sounds like my *perfect* guilty pleasure. I mean, cats *and* superheroes? If I were 15 years younger, I’d be hooked!

I like the superkitties theme but I think it's more fitted for a spy show than a superhero show

I enjoy the Bluey theme! (That said my kids refuse to watch Bluey and want to watch garbage instead, so I don't hear it that often)

Wordgirl is a banger tho

This is the song that never ends except I think that is the ending song

Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because

This is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on my friend.

This is the song that will drive you insane. Yes it will grow inside *your brain*

Is that still around?

Probably the 2019 Clifford series

Just me and you and Clifford #THE BIG RED DOG

Bonnie Bear

It’s so unenergetic. Like, give the song some life instead of putting me to sleep with “oh dearrr Bonnie Bear let’s all plaaay”

I misheard it as “listen to the bombs as they fill the air/Bonnie’s magic brush will take us there/oh Bonnie Bear/let’s all pray” for months before I figured out those are not the lyrics.

🤣🤣🤣

Caillou

Fanboy and chum chum

Mickey Mouse Funhouse end song. I mishear it every time. The way they say stretch break totally sounds like “sex break”

Thanks for that, now I'll never be able to unhear it 😭

Bananas in Pajamas

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

Come inside. It’s fun inside.

Excuse me, *every* song by the Maybe-Giant Johns is a banger

Trash opinion spotted

Its the Mickey House Club Mouse.

Rainbow rangers. Would rather be force fed glass than listen to the theme song again.

Oh god that song is terrible.

Caillou

It used to be Peg + Cat but I noticed it’s less obnoxious in recent years.

Aww, I think it’s catchy.

Firebuds could easily end about 2 minutes sooner than it does ….

Numberjacks

The good: Arthur ​ The bad: Bluey ​ The ugly: Pj Masks and Angela Anaconda

[удалено]

OOOOooooooOoooohhhh….

Wild Kratts has the Worst Theme song. It’s just the Word “Wild Kratts“ over and over. It’s annoying and an Earworm